Datang male nanny
Chapter 66 Harvest Hardcore Fans
Chapter 66 Harvest Hardcore Fans
The lime is fired, and the white powder emits warmth.
Even after taking it out of the fire and cooling it down, it is still warm.
Ni Tu took a little water and poured it down, the residual heat scorched people even more.
Everyone exclaimed again.
"What a hot powder! If you hold this baby in the winter, you will definitely not be cold."
Ni Tuxin said, then you have to be careful with your skin!
After this operation, Yuan Digang was deeply impressed, and he was willing to bow down in front of Ni Tu.
"Shaolang, can you pass on this divine skill to me?" Yuan Digang asked blushingly.
Several old Taoists are also so respectful.
"This... my teacher once said, not to spread it to outsiders." Ni Tu frowned and said with some embarrassment.
"You and I are both people of the same path, and Immortal Xianhe is also our role model. We are also willing to worship under Shaolang's disciples."
Keeping these people who are several rounds older than him as apprentices?
How could Ni Tu, who has always cherished the great virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, tolerate it.
There is no need to accept them as apprentices, what if this lie is exposed one day?
All they need is for them to regard themselves as gods, to worship themselves more, to promote their names among their peers or top-tier groups in the upper class, and to become walking advertisers, or it is free, and that's it.
Ni Tu waved his hand and said, "You don't need to accept disciples. Since I was a child, I have been at home all over the world, and I don't want to have any entanglements. Since you and I are both fellows, I will pass on the secret method to you!"
The eyes of several people suddenly brightened, and they bent down and cupped their hands happily, thanking them endlessly.
"You should first remember a mantra: Nothing is difficult in this world if you put your heart into it."
"There is nothing difficult in the world if you put your heart into it? Hmm! It makes sense! Wonderful!"
"The second sentence is that the way of metaphysics cares about the word 'xuan', which is known to oneself but not to others. Mystery is a wonderful treasure, and it deceives countless people."
This……
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Little friend, if you dare to ask, the first sentence is quite like a master. Why do the last two sentences feel like a fool? It doesn't fit your identity."
Ni Tu waved his hand: "Hey, no matter how profound the principles of the world are, it's better for the common people to sum them up in one or two sentences with rough language such as stinky dog poop. For a humble dog', how does the Taoist explain it?"
"It will be said that heaven and earth treat all things the same, neither is particularly good to anyone, nor particularly bad to anyone, and everything develops naturally. In other words, no matter what happens to all things, it is the behavior of all things themselves, including luck, and heaven and earth nothing to do; heaven and earth let nature take its course, everything is like going into the night with the wind, moistening things silently."
"And how do ordinary people understand? They will say, 'Does the prince have a kindness?' It translates to 'Grandma's, you and I were born by mothers, how can there be distinctions between high and low? Grandpa interrupted today. Your dog leg slept with your mother-in-law'..."
Everyone's faces turned green.
Ni Tu hastily held back his words, and said, "Come on, I'll teach you the formula of this spell, follow me, this formula is until the soft rice becomes irritated and loose..."
A group of people are being trained by Ni Tu to become a children's music class.
The notes of harmony and beauty were uttered from the mouths of several veteran priests, making Ni Tu feel that the world is no longer so monotonous.
When the practice of the formula is almost done, I just took a few stones at random to practice turning stones into charcoal and turning them into hot powder.
As a result, after practicing for half a day, there was no effect.
"The celestial energy is not strong enough, and your skills still lack a lot of heat! Come! Daoist Yuan, use this fairy sword with sword qi!"
As Ni Tu said, he returned the mahogany sword to Yuan Digang.
Unexpectedly, Yuan Digang and others half-kneeled down in a solemn plastic surgery.
This battle startled Ni Tu.
Fortunately, he hadn't been playing tricks for a while, so he put on a straight face and completed this solemn and solemn handover ceremony.
"This is a fairy sword! From today onwards, it will be the sword of the gods that we all bow down to. It must not be used unless it is absolutely necessary."
Yuan Digang completed the spell ceremony according to the steps taught by Ni Tu step by step.
Throw a few stones into the fire, and sure enough, it burns blazingly.
He threw a few stones into the fire, and sure enough, hot lime powder burned out.
Yuan Digang's admiration for Ni Tu is even more unbelievable, obviously he is a warm and loyal little fan.
Especially when others tried repeatedly but failed again, Yuan Digang's mouth curled up even higher.
That look seemed to be yelling at everyone: "I have the Immortal Sword in my hand, and I will inherit the Immortal Qi. You guys are nothing but reckless fools!"
After all, Yuchi Xunyu missed Ni Tu's wonderful performance.
However, he scolded for a long time, but he didn't know Ni Tu's name, so he cursed "Xiao Dao" and "Xiao Dao" one by one, which made Yuan Digang feel angry.
If you curse, you can curse, why should you bring them along.
Insulting Taoist priests, no matter who they are insulting, is an insult to their sacred status, and they should be the same as the enemy.
Ni Tu didn't take it seriously, he still crossed his legs and recalled the past.
The reason why he was able to be calm and breezy was because Ni Tu didn't think he was a Taoist at all.
The so-called Immortal Crane is all made up by myself.
In order to explain so many strange sources of knowledge, it can only be pretended to be such a mysterious teacher.
In the middle of the night that day, Yuchi Xunyu finally subsided.
One is that he is too tired from scolding, and the other is that the pain has passed.
Ni Tu unwrapped the bandage, peeled off the toad dust, and found a huge red bump on Yuchi Xunyu's back.
There is a creamy white spot in the center of the pimple.
The white spot is a smooth lump the size of a bean.
Ni Tu nodded: "Yes! Finally mature!"
All the Taoist priests gathered around and inspected the grand occasion one by one.
Ni Tu took a knife and pierced the white spot, and pus mixed with flocs flowed out after ulceration.
Without surgical gloves, Ni Tu could only put several layers of sackcloth on it and squeeze it with both hands.
When the pus drained away, the lump was already much smaller.
Ni Tu and Yuan Di just asked for some alum powder and sprinkled it on the wound, and then re-wrapped Yuchi Xunyu's wound with a new bandage.
When it was Si time, Yuchi Xunyu jumped up and down again.
"Little brother, I was reckless yesterday. I shouldn't scold you. By the way, what's your name?"
Ni Tu's body trembled, it's fortunate that he didn't tell him his name in the past few days, otherwise, last night, he really used his name to scold him, in that case, how could he hold back.
"My name is very earthy, Ni Tu."
"Ni Tu?"
Not only Yuchi Xunyu yelled in surprise, but even veteran Taoists like Yuan Digang came forward, clasped their fists and saluted.
"Have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, it turns out to be Fellow Daoist Ni Tu, disrespect and disrespect!"
"It turns out that the fire therapy and moxibustion acupuncture method came from the hands of my little friend, and they really deserve their reputation! Fellow Daoist is a talented person, and I am waiting for a role model!"
"Heavenly Thunder Drumming? Transcendent divine fingers, turning stone into gold, turning black into charcoal, turning white into powder, these magical skills can only be achieved by gods. Little friend Ni Tu really has supernatural power!"
Enthusiastically, all the Taoist priests pushed Yuchi Xunyu outside.
Yuchi Xunyu finally got to the innermost side, patted Ni Tu's arm and said: "I have admired your reputation for a long time! I heard from Ah Weng that you have done many strange things with Cheng Zheng. It's itchy, and while teasing the old man, I wanted to find him to have fun, but I didn't expect to meet you on the way to find him. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Let's set off today and rush to my brother's place! "
When Ni Tu heard this, he smiled awkwardly.
Just escaped from the clutches of the clutches, and will go back in a blink of an eye.
Why are you going back?Get stabbed?
The best way to keep a secret is to keep your mouth shut, for good.
This is what happened to him.
Cheng Yaojin, who is for the fate of the whole family, will never be merciful, he will send himself back with a knife without knowing it.
I know too many of their secrets.
I have contributed so much wealth to the Cheng family.
How could they be the family accused of misappropriating other people's money?
Either shut up forever, disappear from this world, and stop making noise.
Or become a member of their Cheng family.
Just imagine that Cheng Huahua who is as fat as Cheng Zheng and looks like Cheng Yaojin, even if he enters the bridal chamber in a black light, Ni Tu will be frightened and look like he has seen a ghost.
go back?just forget it.
Ni Tu looked towards the mountains outside the tent.
He roared in his heart: "Dashan, I, Ni Tu, are back!"
(End of this chapter)
The lime is fired, and the white powder emits warmth.
Even after taking it out of the fire and cooling it down, it is still warm.
Ni Tu took a little water and poured it down, the residual heat scorched people even more.
Everyone exclaimed again.
"What a hot powder! If you hold this baby in the winter, you will definitely not be cold."
Ni Tuxin said, then you have to be careful with your skin!
After this operation, Yuan Digang was deeply impressed, and he was willing to bow down in front of Ni Tu.
"Shaolang, can you pass on this divine skill to me?" Yuan Digang asked blushingly.
Several old Taoists are also so respectful.
"This... my teacher once said, not to spread it to outsiders." Ni Tu frowned and said with some embarrassment.
"You and I are both people of the same path, and Immortal Xianhe is also our role model. We are also willing to worship under Shaolang's disciples."
Keeping these people who are several rounds older than him as apprentices?
How could Ni Tu, who has always cherished the great virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, tolerate it.
There is no need to accept them as apprentices, what if this lie is exposed one day?
All they need is for them to regard themselves as gods, to worship themselves more, to promote their names among their peers or top-tier groups in the upper class, and to become walking advertisers, or it is free, and that's it.
Ni Tu waved his hand and said, "You don't need to accept disciples. Since I was a child, I have been at home all over the world, and I don't want to have any entanglements. Since you and I are both fellows, I will pass on the secret method to you!"
The eyes of several people suddenly brightened, and they bent down and cupped their hands happily, thanking them endlessly.
"You should first remember a mantra: Nothing is difficult in this world if you put your heart into it."
"There is nothing difficult in the world if you put your heart into it? Hmm! It makes sense! Wonderful!"
"The second sentence is that the way of metaphysics cares about the word 'xuan', which is known to oneself but not to others. Mystery is a wonderful treasure, and it deceives countless people."
This……
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Little friend, if you dare to ask, the first sentence is quite like a master. Why do the last two sentences feel like a fool? It doesn't fit your identity."
Ni Tu waved his hand: "Hey, no matter how profound the principles of the world are, it's better for the common people to sum them up in one or two sentences with rough language such as stinky dog poop. For a humble dog', how does the Taoist explain it?"
"It will be said that heaven and earth treat all things the same, neither is particularly good to anyone, nor particularly bad to anyone, and everything develops naturally. In other words, no matter what happens to all things, it is the behavior of all things themselves, including luck, and heaven and earth nothing to do; heaven and earth let nature take its course, everything is like going into the night with the wind, moistening things silently."
"And how do ordinary people understand? They will say, 'Does the prince have a kindness?' It translates to 'Grandma's, you and I were born by mothers, how can there be distinctions between high and low? Grandpa interrupted today. Your dog leg slept with your mother-in-law'..."
Everyone's faces turned green.
Ni Tu hastily held back his words, and said, "Come on, I'll teach you the formula of this spell, follow me, this formula is until the soft rice becomes irritated and loose..."
A group of people are being trained by Ni Tu to become a children's music class.
The notes of harmony and beauty were uttered from the mouths of several veteran priests, making Ni Tu feel that the world is no longer so monotonous.
When the practice of the formula is almost done, I just took a few stones at random to practice turning stones into charcoal and turning them into hot powder.
As a result, after practicing for half a day, there was no effect.
"The celestial energy is not strong enough, and your skills still lack a lot of heat! Come! Daoist Yuan, use this fairy sword with sword qi!"
As Ni Tu said, he returned the mahogany sword to Yuan Digang.
Unexpectedly, Yuan Digang and others half-kneeled down in a solemn plastic surgery.
This battle startled Ni Tu.
Fortunately, he hadn't been playing tricks for a while, so he put on a straight face and completed this solemn and solemn handover ceremony.
"This is a fairy sword! From today onwards, it will be the sword of the gods that we all bow down to. It must not be used unless it is absolutely necessary."
Yuan Digang completed the spell ceremony according to the steps taught by Ni Tu step by step.
Throw a few stones into the fire, and sure enough, it burns blazingly.
He threw a few stones into the fire, and sure enough, hot lime powder burned out.
Yuan Digang's admiration for Ni Tu is even more unbelievable, obviously he is a warm and loyal little fan.
Especially when others tried repeatedly but failed again, Yuan Digang's mouth curled up even higher.
That look seemed to be yelling at everyone: "I have the Immortal Sword in my hand, and I will inherit the Immortal Qi. You guys are nothing but reckless fools!"
After all, Yuchi Xunyu missed Ni Tu's wonderful performance.
However, he scolded for a long time, but he didn't know Ni Tu's name, so he cursed "Xiao Dao" and "Xiao Dao" one by one, which made Yuan Digang feel angry.
If you curse, you can curse, why should you bring them along.
Insulting Taoist priests, no matter who they are insulting, is an insult to their sacred status, and they should be the same as the enemy.
Ni Tu didn't take it seriously, he still crossed his legs and recalled the past.
The reason why he was able to be calm and breezy was because Ni Tu didn't think he was a Taoist at all.
The so-called Immortal Crane is all made up by myself.
In order to explain so many strange sources of knowledge, it can only be pretended to be such a mysterious teacher.
In the middle of the night that day, Yuchi Xunyu finally subsided.
One is that he is too tired from scolding, and the other is that the pain has passed.
Ni Tu unwrapped the bandage, peeled off the toad dust, and found a huge red bump on Yuchi Xunyu's back.
There is a creamy white spot in the center of the pimple.
The white spot is a smooth lump the size of a bean.
Ni Tu nodded: "Yes! Finally mature!"
All the Taoist priests gathered around and inspected the grand occasion one by one.
Ni Tu took a knife and pierced the white spot, and pus mixed with flocs flowed out after ulceration.
Without surgical gloves, Ni Tu could only put several layers of sackcloth on it and squeeze it with both hands.
When the pus drained away, the lump was already much smaller.
Ni Tu and Yuan Di just asked for some alum powder and sprinkled it on the wound, and then re-wrapped Yuchi Xunyu's wound with a new bandage.
When it was Si time, Yuchi Xunyu jumped up and down again.
"Little brother, I was reckless yesterday. I shouldn't scold you. By the way, what's your name?"
Ni Tu's body trembled, it's fortunate that he didn't tell him his name in the past few days, otherwise, last night, he really used his name to scold him, in that case, how could he hold back.
"My name is very earthy, Ni Tu."
"Ni Tu?"
Not only Yuchi Xunyu yelled in surprise, but even veteran Taoists like Yuan Digang came forward, clasped their fists and saluted.
"Have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, it turns out to be Fellow Daoist Ni Tu, disrespect and disrespect!"
"It turns out that the fire therapy and moxibustion acupuncture method came from the hands of my little friend, and they really deserve their reputation! Fellow Daoist is a talented person, and I am waiting for a role model!"
"Heavenly Thunder Drumming? Transcendent divine fingers, turning stone into gold, turning black into charcoal, turning white into powder, these magical skills can only be achieved by gods. Little friend Ni Tu really has supernatural power!"
Enthusiastically, all the Taoist priests pushed Yuchi Xunyu outside.
Yuchi Xunyu finally got to the innermost side, patted Ni Tu's arm and said: "I have admired your reputation for a long time! I heard from Ah Weng that you have done many strange things with Cheng Zheng. It's itchy, and while teasing the old man, I wanted to find him to have fun, but I didn't expect to meet you on the way to find him. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Let's set off today and rush to my brother's place! "
When Ni Tu heard this, he smiled awkwardly.
Just escaped from the clutches of the clutches, and will go back in a blink of an eye.
Why are you going back?Get stabbed?
The best way to keep a secret is to keep your mouth shut, for good.
This is what happened to him.
Cheng Yaojin, who is for the fate of the whole family, will never be merciful, he will send himself back with a knife without knowing it.
I know too many of their secrets.
I have contributed so much wealth to the Cheng family.
How could they be the family accused of misappropriating other people's money?
Either shut up forever, disappear from this world, and stop making noise.
Or become a member of their Cheng family.
Just imagine that Cheng Huahua who is as fat as Cheng Zheng and looks like Cheng Yaojin, even if he enters the bridal chamber in a black light, Ni Tu will be frightened and look like he has seen a ghost.
go back?just forget it.
Ni Tu looked towards the mountains outside the tent.
He roared in his heart: "Dashan, I, Ni Tu, are back!"
(End of this chapter)
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