History of Human Space Exploitation

Chapter 24 A chapter that the author himself hates extremely

Sales Director: "My friends, folks and elders, hello! I think you have heard of us a long time ago, right??!"

Audience: "Yes!"

Sales Director: "Everyone, do you welcome me to solemnly show you our amazing product again on this podium that you have wholeheartedly arranged for me?"

Audience: "Welcome!"

Sales Director: "Before I start the introduction, let me make sure that our handsome guy and pretty girl have distributed our trial outfit to everyone? Please raise your hand if you got it!"

The audience in the audience: "Shu Shua Shua" (sound of raising hands)
Sales director: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, I want to criticize our handsome and beautiful staff, the third row, No.19, No.20, third row, No.30, seventh row The seven friends haven't received it yet, please send it to our handsome men and beauties, thank you!"

The audience in the audience: "Shu Shua Shua" (moving sound)
Sales Director: "Okay, I think everyone should have our amazing trial product in their hands, but no one else??!"

The audience in the audience: "Yes!"

Sales Director: "Okay! I won't tell you the situation of our products in a long way. My friends must have learned about it in detail. I just want to do one thing here, which is to tell all the supporters , Consumers, apologies!!" (Three bows at 90 degrees)

The sales director straightened up slowly and continued: "Why do you apologize? Because we are ashamed of the brothers and sisters who need health! In our era, normal people can live at least 150 years with the help of technology. We We should thank the times and scientists, right!!??"

Audience: "Yes!!!"

Sales Director: "Our association is ashamed of everyone!!! (Three bows again) In such a beautiful era with such advanced technology, although we have developed the magical dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball, our production capacity cannot catch up with everyone Demand! Our beautiful city has 4000 to [-] million people, right? Looking at the activation data, we only have dozens of sets of capsule balls forwarded from other places. This is a mistake in our work! (Bow again) Don't you forgive us?"

Audience: "Forgive!!!"

Sales Director: "Thank you for your support!!! (Bow three times) Now! Please take a good look at the five-dimensional capsule ball of dark neutron time crystals in your hands, or take a photo with your mobile phone, and record the current capsule ball. look!"

The audience in the audience: "Papapa" (photographing sound)
Sales director: "Okay! Now please close your eyes and listen to what I say." At the same time, he raised his empty hands in front of his chest, palms up, as if holding some kind of valuable item.

Everyone followed his movements and did it together...

Sales Director: "First, put our capsule ball in your left hand." He seemed to be holding a non-existent small ball in his empty right hand, and then carefully put the "ball" in the palm of his left hand.

Everyone continued to follow his movements...

Sales Director: "Then, please straighten the ring finger and middle finger of your left hand." His left hand is doing the same at the same time.The big screen behind him magnified his hand a thousand times so that everyone in the venue could clearly see it.

Everyone continues...

Sales Director: "Now, please put the ring finger and middle finger of your left hand together, and then adjust the middle finger, the end of the ring finger and the middle joint to a line respectively. Don't open your eyes to see it, but feel it in your heart!"

Everyone closed their eyes, as if they were feeling the meaning of the sales manager's words...

Sales Director: "Okay, everyone has done a good job in this step. Now, please say silently in your heart: It's my precious." The most beautiful wine in the universe is intoxicated.

Among the crowd, some people still read that sentence aloud...

Sales Director: "Now, everyone, please be silent for 17 seconds, don't talk, don't think, just listen to the sound of your own breathing!" His eyes are now closed, and the wine he "drank" just now started to flow like blood. in every cell of him.

Audience: "..."

Sales director: "Five, four, three, two, one, please open your eyes and see the miraculous phenomenon in your hands!"

The audience in the audience: "Wow!! Yah!! Ha!!"

Sales Director: "Did the dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball in everyone's hands become smaller? Or bigger? Or changed color? Yes, please tell me!!"

Audience: "Yes!!!"

Sales Director: "Look, everyone, I was instructing everyone to do it just now. I didn't say It's my precious silently, and I didn't close my eyes to meditate. Does it mean that there is no change in my hand? Please look at this holographic projection!"

Audience: "Yes!!"

Sales Director: "Isn't it magical??"

The audience in the audience: "Amazing!!"

Sales Director: "Okay, do you know why it can increase your life expectancy by at least 50 years, and allow you to enjoy the [-]th birthday celebration easily? Because it is collected from the edge of a black hole in the depths of the universe. The dark neutron time crystal. After collecting the crystal raw material, we will five-dimensionalize and encapsulate the material in a high-precision laboratory, and it will become a magical product in everyone’s hands.”

Sales Director: "Time crystal, as the name suggests, is a magical crystal that can repeat itself in the dimension of time. After our research, as long as it is used in an appropriate way, it can affect organisms within a range of [-] meters around it , your body. Let your body cells maintain the existing vitality and state within its validity period. Isn’t it magical??!!”

Audience: "Amazing!!!"

Sales Director: "Amazing or not, I don't care if I say it, and I don't care if you just got the trial kit. Now, let's invite a few men and women who have already got it from friends in other places and have used it for several months. Ma'am, tell me how you feel! Okay!?"

The audience in the audience: "Okay!"

A middle-aged man sitting on the back row raised his hand, and the sales director formed a beautiful standard "pointing gesture" with four outstretched fingers and a thumb perpendicular to them, signaling the staff to hand the microphone to the man.The man who had already stood up excitedly got the microphone, put the microphone under his chin with both hands, as if presenting flowers to his favorite girlfriend for the first time, and said at the same time: "I have been insisting on using it once in the morning and evening, and my immunity has improved. The daily routine is very stable, the quality of sleep has been significantly improved, and the cell metabolism is also good. It has many effects, the production date is very close, and the display of the remaining usage time is also very accurate. After using it for more than ten days, I feel that my mental state is much better, and it is good for my body. It has a regulating effect. I will buy it again, and the price my friend told me is also very affordable. It is very important to find a reliable one for things that are in contact with your body all year round!"

Sales Director: "Thank you for this man! We wish him good health and all the best! Is there anyone who wants to share his experience next?"

A young man who seemed to have not been at work for a long time took the microphone and said: "If you strengthen your immune system, the effect of using it is still very good. Recently, the work pressure is so stressful that I always have insomnia and can't sleep well. There are similar things on the market. I will also try it." However, it’s really not effective. If it works, I will continue to use it. The packaging is good and the packaging is exquisite. If there is a chance, I will buy a few more sets and send them to my parents. Parents are in good health, and we as children can rest assured. The quality is very good, and the price is good. Super high, you can rest assured to buy!!!”

An old man with white hair raised his hand and got the microphone. He coughed and said clearly: "The effect of conditioning the body is good. I insist on using it every day, and it is getting better every day. Now I am in a good state of mind, and my back is sore. The feeling of pain is gone, and I wake up every morning feeling very energetic and healthy, and the product has a high content of time crystals and is very safe, very good."

Sales Director: "Thank you for this old man! I wish him a long life of [-] years! You see, another friend wants to talk about his own experience! Please pass the microphone to the lady in red in the seventh row! Thanks!"

Lady in red: "I borrowed it from a friend privately for my husband. After we gave birth, we are not as good as before in many aspects. I asked him to go to the hospital, but he felt ashamed and refused to go. Me too My friend recommended this dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball to me, so I secretly asked my friend to borrow a set and give him a try. When he got it back, he used it positively, and it must have been used for more than ten days. It works. , that aspect has been enhanced a lot. I asked him to insist on using it. He felt more confident in an instant. I am looking forward to seeing him! Absolutely authentic and good product, I strongly recommend it, give it a thumbs up!"

Sales Director: "Thank you, lady! You can use your own in the future, and you can get yourself a set! Come on, the next one, the lady in white in the middle. Thank you!"

Lady in white clothes: "The overall look is very high-end, and the effect is even better. As soon as I received a friend from another place to buy it for me, I immediately took it back and tried it out. The result really did not disappoint me. Friends who want to use it, don’t hesitate to buy it, buy it, buy it!”

Sales Director: "Buy it, buy it, buy it! Thank you, lady! However, our company advocates rational consumption and purchases on demand!"

The sales director went on to say: "I didn't expect that so many friends here like it and recommend our amazing products so much! I once again regret that we did not come here earlier and bring health and happiness to everyone. Sorry, I apologize to everyone! (Three bows)”

At this time, the sales director seemed to hear someone calling him from the background, walked back a few steps, probed over to listen for a while, he returned to the center of the stage just now, and continued to say to everyone: "The friend who was using just now When I was talking about my experience, I contacted the headquarters of our council. I sent the holographic image of the grand event here to the headquarters, and they told me that today’s live broadcast will be permanently stored as precious information of our company!"

The sales manager continued: "At the same time, in order to repay the enthusiasm of everyone here, I solemnly announce that our original price of 7998 credits for a set of hardcover dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule balls now only needs 3998 credits. At the same time, if everyone If you buy six sets, that is, one set for yourself, one set for your wife or husband, and one set for each of the four elderly people in the family, the total price only needs 19998 credits!"

At this time, the piercing ringing of the phone passed through the loudspeaker in the venue, causing everyone present to shiver.

"Ding Ding Ding" (telephone sound)
Sales director: "Hi, oh, hello, general manager."

"..." (voice on the phone)

Sales Director: "What? Please repeat?"

"..." (voice on the phone)

Sales Director: "Is that okay?"

"..." (voice on the phone)

Sales director: "Understood the manager, I will definitely tell everyone about this, goodbye!"

The sales director put down the phone and said to everyone: "Okay! Do you know what the general manager said just now? He said that in our beautiful city, there are so many supporters. For the six sets of prices mentioned just now, only friends who buy on-site 15998 credit points are required. In addition, I believe that the purchases I asked my friends to buy in the past were bought at the original price. We will subtract the best single set price today from the price you bought, and refund all the difference to our lovely supporters! How about everyone??!!"

The audience in the audience: "Good!!"

Sales Director: "Next, our on-site explanation session has come to an end. If you want to take our amazing product home today, or if you have more questions, please ask me or the handsome guy in the venue And beauty for help! Thank you again!" (Three bows)
The background broadcast begins: First, let's understand what is "entropy"? What does "entropy increase" and "entropy decrease" mean?
Entropy: It is a standard for judging the degree of chaos of things.

Entropy increase: The process of entropy increase is a process from order to disorder.

Entropy reduction: The process of entropy reduction is a process from disorder to order.

In 1933, Schrödinger, the Nobel Prize winner in physics, proposed that life was born by absorbing negative entropy. The second law of physical thermodynamics is the law of entropy increase. The system will increase entropy in the natural state, and it will change from order to disorder. The human body Various discomforts appear, forming sub-health.And our dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball can emit orderly negative entropy energy, purely physical effect, adjust the body's biological clock, can help reduce the body's entropy, stimulate the body's self-healing ability, after many times of action, it can gradually restore the human body Restoration from disorder to an orderly state of health.

Then, how does the dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball restore the human body from disorder to an orderly healthy state?Our products use the characteristics of time crystals to assist the human body to absorb and replenish ordered energy, generate resonance, improve microcirculation, and help cells arrange and tend to gradually move from disorder to order.The quantum energy driven by the time crystal quickly reaches the cell nucleus in the body, and through pulse resonance, the garbage, dirt, and toxins of the cells are stripped, and the sweat glands, sweat glands, and urine of the body are excreted from the body.

The dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball can effectively relieve various inflammations, and the recovery of internal organ functions in the entropy reduction instrument is 250 to 30 times that of usual, which can effectively activate the body's self-healing and recovery power.The benefits and efficacy of using dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball: two [-]-minute dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball physical therapy can relieve physical and mental fatigue and heal body pain.During the recovery process, free your hands without affecting the use of mobile phones, reading books, watching TV, etc.

This is a good choice for physical therapy and home use.Based on nearly 250 years of research, the World Health Organization defines "health" as "not only the absence of disease or infirmity, but also good physical, mental and social fitness".However, according to experts, only 15% of the population agrees with the WHO's definition of healthy.Another 15% of the population is in a state of disease, while the remaining 70% of the population is mostly in the so-called "sub-healthy" state.

On the one hand, while the fast-paced modern life improves the material base, it also makes the vast majority of the population in a sub-healthy state.On the other hand, the improvement of the material base has in turn aroused people's demand for improving the quality of life and maintaining health.In such a situation where exercise and sleep, work and life are very unbalanced, the demand for dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule balls arises.

The dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball acts on cells and organs, promotes blood circulation, makes the body warm like spring, full of energy, promotes blood flow throughout the body, activates more than 200 million sweat glands throughout the body, and discharges damp and cold air and heavy metals in the deep layer of the body In vitro, it improves the acidic constitution, eliminates the pathogenic factors, beautifies the skin together, and achieves the effect of strengthening the body.Through the timing rearrangement of body functions, not only can carbon dioxide, lactic acid and muscle tension be completely eliminated, but also harmful substances such as heavy metals and sodium ions metabolized can be shared by the kidneys, thereby reducing the burden on the kidneys.It has the effects of dispelling dampness, dispelling diseases, and balancing the body and mind. It can be used to prevent and relieve shoulder and neck pain, low back pain, colds, insomnia and various chronic diseases.The five-dimensional capsule ball of dark neutron time crystal can really meet the luxury requirement of "stop motion".

Eliminate necrotic and useless things to improve human immunity, activate cells from scratch, and let the eight systems of the human body gradually correct themselves.The above is the product introduction of the dark neutron time crystal five-dimensional capsule ball. If you need a text version, you can ask for it from the handsome men and beauties and the product manager on site. Thank you!

Note: This article is quoted from the fourth part of "The History of the Development of the Human Universe", and the articles collected in the relevant entries under "Multiple Marketing Rat Clubs" in the "General Catalog of Fraud Cases" in "Human Crime Files".The author of this article is believed to be an anonymous long-time undercover officer, an undercover police officer who has investigated fraud rings on more than 100 inhabited planets over the years.According to relevant files, about three months after the meeting mentioned in the recorded documents, the interstellar police had collected enough evidence to arrest all members of this interstellar fraud gang composed of more than 1 people, and brought all members to court. Public prosecution, so that all members get the punishment they deserve.

(End of this chapter)