Eight zero peasant girl

Chapter 72 Fried, Fried, Fried

Enemy ahead, stop advancing!

The baa-baa sheep coolly stood in front of Song Mei with a wooden stick in its mouth. When she took a step forward, the baa-baa sheep took a step forward, making mean noises from time to time.

One step away, but a headache!
"Smelly sheep, get out!"

Covering her nose in disgust, Song Mei kicked the bleating sheep.

baa~
Bold lunatic, why don't you kneel down and bow down when you see the proud sheep among the sheep?
disrespect it?It doesn't matter, completely convince her!

Quickly dodging Song Mei's attack, the Baa-Baa Sheep raised its head to the sky and screamed, the long stick in its mouth fell instantly, and then the Baa-Baa Sheep jumped up and kicked the stick vigorously.

The long wooden stick deflected under the action of external force, and one end of it landed on Song Mei's feet with a bang.

Song Mei clutched her feet in pain, cursing non-stop with a bitter face.

Baa-baa sheep was very unhappy with the unintelligible swear words, it jumped three feet high, kicked up dust into Song Mei's eyes, then stomped heavily on Song Mei's feet with both hooves, and before she got angry, Run away with a bang!

The happy kicking sound came from far to near, and Meng Tan quickly pulled the bleating sheep to his side, raised his hand and waved at a group of children and shouted: "Partners, work!"

The red-skinned cannons were lit one after another, rushing towards the furious Song Mei like raindrops!
Song Mei angrily chased the Baa-baa sheep, but when she turned a corner, the Baa-baa sheep disappeared and stomped angrily.

Inadvertently catching a glimpse of the firecrackers falling at her feet, she backed away in fright, but turned her head and found the lit little red cannons behind her.

Looking around, he seemed to be surrounded by little red cannons, and immediately squatted down and covered his ears and shouted: "Ahhhhh!"

The sharp voice shook off the fragile branches. Song Mei closed her eyes and howled for a long time, but she didn't hear the sound of the cannon, and opened her eyes hesitantly.

A group of children surrounded her, clapped their hands and shouted: "Hahaha, coward!"

"Do you want to be beaten?" Song Mei felt very humiliated after being teased by a group of four and five-year-old children, and threatened with staring eyes.

"A little bit~"

The children stuck out their tongues fearlessly, and Song Mei almost fainted from anger.

"Bear boy, I owe you a beating."

Looking at the restless Song Mei, Meng Tang was worried that she would hit the children, so she hurriedly fooled the children to go home.

After a while, Meng Tang fooled all the children away with his perfect tongue.

Only two people with strong auras were left to face each other in such a huge area. Meng Tang looked at Song Mei with a cold face, and said bluntly: "Ugly, you should be glad that the cannon is wet with dew, otherwise you will be miserable."

"Ugly girl, is it your fault?"

"Ugly, did you steal from my house last night? I can hear your voice clearly."

"Fart, I didn't talk last night."

Meng Tang looked at Song Mei with a smirk: "Hey, admit it! I'm going to go to the village chief and tell you that you don't sleep at night and steal things."

"you dare?"

Hmph, why wouldn't she dare.

Meng Tang glanced at Song Mei calmly, coolly took out the little red cannon and matchbox from his pocket, quickly lit the little red cannon and threw it at Song Mei's feet, covered his ears and ran away.

Future boss, don't bother talking nonsense!
"Tch, you want to lie to me again, don't think I'm... ah!"

With a bang, the little red cannon exploded, and the loud noise pressed against the eardrum. Song Mei seemed to be deaf for a moment.

Meng Tang calmly shook the remaining little red cannons and fire color box in her hand, and coolly brushed her messy hair to the sides.

"Are you convinced? Do you want to try again?"

"You, idiot!"

If it explodes, it will explode. Is she a fool?

If it blows her up, can she afford it?
"Oh, you still want to try again and fulfill your wish."

Neatly lit the little red cannon and threw it at Song Mei's feet again, Meng Tang happily raised her smiling face.

It feels good to do something bad, boss!
"Ah, are you a devil?"

They bombed as soon as they said they would, without giving a chance to react at all, and two bombs in a row completely suppressed Song Mei's arrogance.

Watching Meng Tang raise the little red cannon again, Song Meise shrugged her shoulders away from her.

She is not afraid of little kids, but she is afraid of fools!
"What did you want to do last night?"

Staring intently at the little red cannon and fire box held by Meng Tang, Song Mei replied honestly, "I just want to scare you."

"Be honest, don't play tricks, or?"

Shaking the little red cannon in his hand with one hand, Meng Tang showed a villainous smile.

"I just want to see you upset and want to touch you!"

Ugly girl, cruel and merciless!

Covering her heart with one hand, Song Mei moved small steps pretentiously, intending to sneak away, but suddenly encountered resistance behind her, and when she turned her head, she saw the bleating sheep smirking at it.

So ugly, so wretched!

"Song Mei, you are so much older than me, and you still make trouble for me everywhere, are you interested?"

"Who told you to call me ugly? Who told you to snatch my ginseng? Who told you not to tell me the location of Hua Chao?"

"Ha ha!"

She is also stupid, what reason to talk to a scoundrel!
He ignited the firecracker with his backhand and threw it at Song Mei's feet. The explosions made her scream, and Meng Tang stopped.

"Remember, tomorrow is the New Year, no matter what the old things are, once the New Year comes, if you trouble me again, I will blow you up every day."

"Ahhh!"

A series of firecrackers blasted Song Mei out of her mind, all she could do was scream loudly.

Song Mei stared blankly at the ground, Meng Tang looked at her frightened look, and secretly winked at Baa Baa Sheep.

"Well done!"

Turn around chicly, put one hand behind your back, and leave leisurely.

Baa baa sheep, play to your strengths, seize the opportunity!

After walking far away, I could still hear the hysterical roar behind me, ah, cool, once all the previous grievances are released!
It feels so good to have a grudge and revenge, and to avenge a grievance!

Humming happily on the way home, when I got home, breakfast was just on the table.

The whole family gathers together to listen to the sound of crackling firecrackers in the yard. When the sound ends, the family picks up the glutinous rice balls and eats them with a snort.

While eating, he explained to his family what happened last night and this morning, and after finishing everything, Meng Tang hurriedly opened his mouth with a click of his teeth.

With a clatter, teeth, coins, mixed with blood were spit out on the ground.

"Oh, good luck for Tangtang!"

"Mom, how did the coins fit in the glutinous rice balls?"

She knows that the customs are different in some places, but isn't eating dumplings and glutinous rice balls on the day of the Spring Festival?
Today is New Year's Eve, isn't it too early to eat them?

And the glutinous rice balls are round, different from the big and long dumplings, how do you put them in?
Li Guiying skipped Meng Tang's question, and prayed to herself: "Secret! On the last day of the old year, if you eat the only coin, you will be safe and sound in the coming year."

"Mom, I still have blood in my mouth."

After spitting out a mouthful of blood, Meng Tang raised his head and reminded him aggrievedly.

A big family is like playing monkeys!
"It's okay, it's what happens when you lose your teeth."

Ok?
The tooth seems to be broken by a coin, right?
After the family had breakfast, they began to make rice porridge and paste couplets.

Sticking couplets is very particular. For example, the couplets posted on the door frame of the main room and the main room and side rooms are different and have different meanings.

In addition to the gates that are frequently entered and exited, even chicken pens, duck pens, and sheep pens need to be pasted with couplets, including the Stove Lord.

　Meng Tang: Ugly!
　　Song Mei: Ugly girl!Say it again, be careful I will hit you.

　　Meng Tang: Ugly, ugly, ugly!
　　Song Mei: You have dark skin.

　　Meng Tang: Ugly!
　　Song Mei: You are short.

　　Meng Tang: Ugly!
　　Song Mei: Ahhh, I want to hit you!
　　Meng Tang: Watch the chain fry!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)