Dream is still Chu Liuxiang

The hot ghostly weather completely ruined my plans for today, and the chirping of cicadas on the trees outside the window made my already irritable mood even more frizzy.

"Let the computer rest!" I thought, and at the same time stopped my fingers flying on the keyboard like playing the piano.Today's games are really boring. I really miss the feeling of spending time on the "joystick machine" (the earliest game console) when I was a child. It's a pity that human beings have not yet invented a machine that can go back in time.

"What should I do next?" After turning off the computer, I realized that this is a very practical question. "Beep..." The phone rang at this time, which just gave me a chance to avoid trouble.

"Stay at home? When did you become so obedient?" Su's voice came from the other end of the phone.Sue is my best friend since I was a child, and the old people often adapt this title of us as "bad friend".

I rubbed my nose and said jokingly, "You called me just to say hello to me, cute, how serious is my condition?"

"Hehe" the silly laughter on the other end washed my eardrums, and before I fainted, I added in time: "Would you like to go swimming by the river?"

"Now?"

"Ok!"

I was silent for a few seconds, but my brain was running at the speed of light, wondering if there was anything else to kill. "Where are you waiting?" The question ended with my brain hemisphere spinning.

The hot river wind made my whole body soft. After doing various activities before diving into the water, I threw myself into the embrace of the mother of the Yangtze River without hesitation.I am so familiar with everything here, and almost nothing has changed in my 20 years of life here.Perhaps what the government is waiting for is the time for complete destruction like the Tangshan earthquake, so how much new construction costs can be saved!

His thoughts were quickly brought back to reality by Su's shout, "Go, fight the whirlpool!"

I followed the direction of Su's finger and saw a moderate vortex drifting not far away.The point above the vortex is a small bridge, and the Yangtze River flows down the river continuously impacting the bridge pillars, often forming vortices one by one.We have conquered many vortexes a long time ago, and to be honest, it feels really fulfilling.But because the danger increases with the widening of the vortex, children should not come to learn from us "bad youths". "Rivers will drown people who will drown!"

As soon as Su finished speaking, he was the first to rush over.While he was being sucked into the vortex, I also had intimate contact with it.Based on my experience, I had made up my mind a long time ago, and followed the vortex's volume to drill straight to the bottom of the vortex.When I didn't have much breath left, I hadn't reached the bottom of the vortex. I clearly realized that this was probably a "child-mother vortex" (many small vortices are hidden under the large vortex, which leads to confusion in the vortex's vortex law, which is often necessary. One of the vortex types of human life).

There is no time to think. If you want to get out alive, you have to keep rushing. If you go back, you will die faster.I looked for a direction and took my last breath to drill, praying in my heart that Bodhisattva and God would give me blessings at the same time.

Maybe they blamed me for being too greedy, maybe they met on the road and couldn't agree on who should give me the gift first, maybe...

When I finally ran out of energy, I seemed to see the call of death.Just when I decided to give up on myself, a glimmer of light appeared in front of me. "Could it be the road to heaven? Could it be that Bodhisattva and God have finally reached a consensus?" While thinking about these messy things in his head, he rushed over with strength from nowhere...

I lay flat on the sand like a big character, greedily breathing the air in the river wind. "Why does it smell weird? It doesn't look like Jiang Feng! Maybe I haven't recovered from the life-and-death situation just now!" I comforted myself.

The sky is so blue, so beautiful, so full of vitality. "I don't know how that guy Su is doing? I hope he gets the double care of Bodhisattva and God like me!" Su's swimming was taught by me, so it inevitably made me a little more worried.Even if it is a "bad friend" in the mouth of the old people, I don't want to lose him.

After an adventure, people are always particularly prone to sleepiness.In a drowsy state, I seemed to see Su's helpless cry, but I was standing on the shore, but I couldn't pull him back. Seeing him slowly disappearing into the vortex, the desperate eyes pierced into him like a sharp knife. broke my heart.At the same time as I screamed, I also sat up at a [-]-degree angle.

"Dream, it turned out to be a dream! Fortunately..." I touched the sweat on my forehead with my hand, and found that it was already dark, and I didn't know how long I had been asleep. "It's time to go to Su's house to have a look first, maybe he has already gone back."

Just as I was about to get up, a roar exploded behind my ears, "You kid said you were going to catch fish in the sea, but you actually hid here and slept, making us wait a long time." I found it by following the sound under the moonlight. Its owner—a burly, rough-looking man, but... but he was wearing ancient clothes...  

"Are you talking to me?" I'm sure I don't know this person.

"Yeah! What tricks are you playing again, kid? Pretending not to know me?" While speaking, his broad right palm had already patted me.I didn't have time to dodge and took a solid photo, and suddenly I felt that my eyes were full of twinkling stars in the sky, and I rolled two or three times on the sand.Poor me, who was already weak at this time, almost lost my breath.

Probably he was also fascinated by this kind of "stunt", and "appreciated" me stupidly in the same place.He opened his mouth wide but couldn't spit out what he wanted to say later.

"I kao! If you want to rob, you have to watch someone come. I only wear a pair of swimming trunks. If you really like it very much, I will give it to you. What are you doing? Do you still want to kill someone!" I thought Thinking that I really can't afford to offend this guy, he slapped me out of the sky with one slap. If I resist, I will only be the one who will suffer.Robbers would generally not kill someone who voluntarily surrendered, "Why am I so unlucky today!" I cried inwardly.

After the man saw what I said, he really looked at me carefully from top to bottom for a long time, and my heart followed his eyes up and down for twelve hours. "Why did you cut your hair short? You are still wearing such nondescript pants. If it were broad daylight, you would have been taken to the Yamen as a lunatic!"

I also know that if I walk on the street in broad daylight wearing this point style, I will not be taken to a mental hospital, but I will be accused by my brother of the police of "not being frugal" and taken to the police station.But first, I don't care if I cut my hair long or short, no one in a socialist country will fine me for this, right?Second, this is by the river, and I am a legitimate swimmer. I don't think the President of the country will drag me to the police station if he comes in person, right?Third, he... he actually said what place?yamen! ?Crazy!This is the year 21 in the [-]st century, what dynasty did the Yamen belong to!It seems that the looter tonight came out of the madhouse!

"I probably lost my clothes. I haven't seen them for a long time. I guess I can't find them. But I don't have a wallet inside the clothes. Even if you have them, you will be disappointed." I hurriedly thought of countermeasures , I have no experience with crazy people...

"That's it..." He suddenly seemed to think of something, "You wait here for me, and you will be back soon, you can't go back like this." After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.

"If you don't leave now, when will you wait!" The lunatic left unexpectedly. If I didn't slip away before he came back, I would be crazier than him...

As the saying goes: it is better to act than to move, and to act immediately!If you feel the oil on your feet, you will run away. Although there is no oil now, you can also make up the sand and oil.Running, running, running desperately, I guess I will use up all the energy I have to eat in my next life. I feel that my speed is extraordinary, and I have run so far without seeing anyone chasing me.He smiled triumphantly while running, "Haha, bye madman! There will be no future, and we will never see each other again! Wahaha!"

As the saying goes: extreme joy begets sorrow, misfortunes never come singly, and blessings come without pairs! "Pound!" After the sound, I felt that I had hit a tree, and I fell back gracefully. I guess a green bag the size of a bowl should have grown on my head immediately. "Wow, I saw the stars in the sky again! They are twinkling, so beautiful!"

"I told you to wait for me, why are you running? Do you really want to go shopping in the night market in this suit?"

"Wow, Shuzi actually spoke."

"Shuzi? Where did the tree come from? I see that your kid is sleepy and dizzy?"

"Take it! Put it on quickly, and if people see you, you will really be famous forever." As I said, a load of things was still on me.

"You really want me to wear this?" I stood up and asked him questioningly as I spread my clothes. "Dapao ancient costume! God, he actually wants me to go crazy with him." Of course, I dare not say di to him in the latter sentence.

"What's the matter with you tonight? You're an idiot, stop talking nonsense, and put it on quickly." The expression of calm and prestige just met my innocent face.

"This... May I ask how to tie this?" I, who have never worn this thing, feel that I don't know how to do it.

"I think you really have a problem tonight..." He said while fiddling with my clothes.He continued to murmur, "I think you are used to being served by those three maids, and you don't even know how to wear clothes. Sooner or later you will degenerate to the point where you have no limbs at all!"

I had no idea what he was raving about. I looked at my clothes and was almost in a half-dizzy state.

"The shoes will always be worn, right? Put them on quickly! We've been lingering here for so long, I guess they should be going crazy, and they have to go back quickly." He said solemnly.

Wearing ancient boots, I asked, "Go back? Where are you going? Are you going to take me home? Didn't you come to rob me?"

The man stared, "Are you crazy enough? Who in the world would dare to rob you, Chu Liuxiang, Chu Xiangshuai!"

"Chu...Chu what!? You said I'm Chu Liuxiang?" I opened my mouth wide, but my jaw barely fell to the ground.

The man seemed to be blown away by my words, "Old bug, I, Hu Tiehua, am not your three treasures. If you are crazy again, I don't care if you are handsome or handsome. I will beat you up!" "Listen", immediately shut down and obediently put on his shoes, staring at him like a kindergarten kid finally waiting for his mother to pick him up from work.

Probably he was moved by my "innocence" expression, and the anger he had just disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"No, recently I often heard that the TV station is doing some pranking programs. Could it be that this person who claims to be Hu Tiehua and I am Chu Liuxiang is a staff member of a certain TV station? If so, there must be more than n cameras nearby. Perform live sex. This kind of TV station is also the most boring, and it only exposes embarrassing things and broadcasts live on TV in exchange for super high ratings." The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was right, and my eyes glanced at this place naturally. As long as there is room for people to hide nearby.

"Let's go, what are you looking around for?" He began to urge impatiently.

"I kao, idiots are fooled by you. You rubbish TV stations know how to fool people. You can do anything for ratings! Come on, you belong to that TV station, I have to go to the city hall to sue You guys go!" I looked at him smugly, thinking that I had figured out the trick?I want to see how you end up.

Who knew that what entertained me was not a begging apology, full of fists the size of pebbles.Wow, I started to look at the stars in the sky again, and they continued to wink at me twinkling!The green bun that was originally the size of a bowl on his head suddenly had a brother the size of a steamed bun.

It's true that the Buddha is also angry, "I kao, don't think that I can't really beat you if I don't fight back. Today I will show you what 'the pot is made of iron'." I clenched my fists angrily and made a gesture I usually see the fighting style in kung fu movies.I think it would be nice to scare you!At least let you know that I'm not that easy to bully.

Now he was happy, "Okay, okay, it's been a long time since the two of us have tried it, and I really want to see the power of your 'Fantasy Art'. I usually see that you use it a lot on the enemy, but I haven't personally experienced it. Let's go." After speaking, he began to raise his breath in a sassy manner, not to mention that he really looked like the one in the ancient costume kung fu movies.

"Take it, old bug!" He flew towards me like a small tornado with flying sand on his back.

Now the last line of defense in my heart has also collapsed. If such a small tornado hits me, then I really want to kiss the beautiful earth goodbye. "Stop!" I closed my eyes while yelling loudly, thinking that if this lunatic can stop, I will go all out, and I will be embarrassed by the TV station, it's better than a real goodbye!

The small tornado stopped blowing in front of me, but the whole face felt like it had been grilled, and it hurt.He cursed secretly in his heart: "Kao, kao! Now these rubbish TV stations dare to do murder and arson for the sake of ratings!"

The man said angrily with a livid face, "Old bug, what exactly do you want?"

"Brother, it seems that I should ask you this question, right?" But I didn't dare to say that out of my mouth. If he had another small tornado, I guess my whole face would be gone.That's really shameless! "I listen to you and go back with you!" This is probably the most obedient sentence I have ever said since I was a child.

The man seemed to shake his head helplessly, sighed and said, "Why don't you always compete with me, every time you arouse people's interest, you play tricks and evade. You must know that we haven't had a good match for more than ten years! In fact, practicing martial arts more can increase our friendship. You don’t say anything to me in the future, so as not to hurt our relationship. Next time, I’m sure you won’t be able to escape.” He looked at me like an ancient dinosaur. After looking at him, he continued: "I went to the beach to wash my hands, I didn't know what was dirty just now."

I finally couldn't help but say: "It's Jiangbian, hero!" I think the lunatic wants to be Hu Tiehua so crazy, I should be very satisfied with his title.

The man seemed dissatisfied with me calling him that, and muttered, "I think you must have been bewitched tonight. You don't talk nonsense, and you don't seem to know anyone. Look carefully for yourself. This is the sea, the sea of ​​the sea!" After speaking, he walked towards the water.

I stared wide-eyed at everything in front of me, ogod!The man didn't lie to me, this is really the sea, the endless sea, the sea under the moonlight is so dark and quiet. "How is it possible!" I was obviously swimming by the Yangtze River, but how come I ran to the sea after escaping from the "Mother and Son"?where is this place?How should I go back?Could it be that there is such a thing as time travel in this world... For a moment, I felt like a wooden stake driven into the sand, at a loss as to what to do.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!" I bit the back of my hand hard, and my normal physiological reaction made me understand that I was not dreaming.