Tang Dynasty good man

Chapter [-] Trouble is Coming

Literati, this concept is very vague, and there are different divisions in different eras.Poets, writers, historians, etc., can all put on this hat, and even those who are literate and literate can call themselves literati.For example, scholars such as Nobel, Edison, and Hua Luogeng in later generations, no one will compare them with literati. Be hostile.

In the Tang Dynasty, subjects and majors were not as detailed as in the 21st century, and there was a possibility of confusion.For example, those who engage in mathematics can also be regarded as literati. They first did calculations, then calculated, developed into calculations, advertised themselves as magic calculations, and ghost calculations; they began to predict and prophesy, and eventually evolved into semi-immortals and great immortals.After completing this series of transformations, he may use his reputation to enter the imperial court, join the royalists or rebels, or fight openly and secretly between parties, or use his status and status to avenge his personal revenge. From time to time, he will use his professional advantages to throw a few smoke bombs to create public opinion. Who would try to usurp the position and usurp power, and then the other party's family would be ruined, but he would gain both fame and fortune.

During the robbery, the masked pantyhose was accidentally torn to reveal his true face. To save himself, he would kill someone to silence him. Then he was caught by the government and pulled towards the bustling area of ​​Dong City, and his head was chopped off with a single knife.However, literati spread rumors, framed slanders, formed cliques for private interests, and caused countless families to be destroyed, or their wives and children to be separated, but very few people had their heads chopped off.

Writers, historians, genealogists, and even astronomers and mathematicians in this era may be labeled as literati.And the so-called "Chong Wen Guan" is an institution where such literati gather. People who devote themselves to learning are not ruled out, but the vast majority are those who aim at fame and fortune. For the invitation of this institution, I feel cold sweat on my back when I think about it. The "Chongwenguan" placard in his hand is like a time bomb waiting to be eliminated.

"What should I do? Think of a way. I politely refused to go, this place is not for a novice like me." I sat in the study early in the morning, and as soon as Lan Ling came, I showed her a name sticker, begging She gave an idea, "Besides, we have suspended our posts in the army. It stands to reason that we can't have both civil and military skills?"

"Why can't you be both civil and military? Why haven't you heard this? Military positions are also false titles. If you go to the Chongwen Museum, you will be given false titles, so there is nothing involved." Lan Ling took the name stickers and looked at them over and over again, " Why don't you want to go? This is the biggest wish of a scholar in his life. The place where the masters and everyone gather is to praise you, a young boy, according to your age. The place where the tea and water are served is too small, not to mention that he is still very polite. invite?"

"Don't go!" I stared at Lanling for a while, afraid that she would agree, "Speak with conscience, regardless of age. First, is it suitable for someone like me to go in? Standing with the real master and everyone, can you Can you deal with it? Eldest sister, I am a person who is ready to take care of my life, and I want to grow old with you."

Lan Ling blushed and 'spit' at me. "Don't think that I can give you advice just by saying a goddamn word. When you use someone, you can say all kinds of disgusting things. If you don't use them, you just throw them into the corner and ignore them. You have to show sincerity when you grow old together. Woman My dear, you are soft-hearted, and you can take advantage of it if you cheat, but you are lazy even if you cheat, except for your hands and feet. What did you say to me to be obedient?"

"Hey," he scratched his head in embarrassment.After staying with Lanling for a long time, I talked too much, but I lied to the little girl so disgustingly that I couldn't say anything, "I'm so familiar, I never regarded you as an outsider, I just arranged for you to stay at home, those words What else do you mean? It’s easy to say. This matter is settled. I’ll talk to you for a day and a night.”

"You!" Lan Ling lightly poked me on the forehead, "I read this post. The words are polite, and the etiquette is also thoughtful. If you have no roots, it is not difficult to refuse." Pat Soft chair, "You sit in front of me, I don't feel comfortable being far away."

"It's hot, and it's uncomfortable when you get close. Tell me quickly, it's not difficult to refuse, don't be too wordy." Lanling has this bad habit, and whenever she has something to ask her, she likes to put on airs, and she's a suit land. "Come on, what are you looking at me for? Sit, can't you just sit?" He sat down next to her, "This matter is so mysterious. In Chongwen Museum, you will either become a genius or a fairy. If I go, I will inevitably be as bad as others. Trouble, those who bully men and women, and occupy the mountain as king, will have a great reputation at that time, and it will be difficult for you to hold it in your hands."

"Is it a threat?" Lan Ling picked me up with a smile, "Do you think you have a low reputation now? People who don't have a reputation don't bother to look for you. You have already seen through it, except that you have a strange way in your stomach, and you are clever and playful. That's all, I have no serious skills, I can't speak well, and I'm useless." He raised his hand and patted me on the shoulder, "Don't think it's too harsh, I've been with you for a long time, and I know you want to live a comfortable life, so I'm probably the only one. Others thought that you were advancing by retreating, and that you had some schemes."

"How to say? Explain clearly, what am I plotting? I have bad intentions?" When Lan Ling said that I was useless, I wanted to hug her and kiss her, and hit the nail on the head and beat me back to my original shape. My confidant, but plotting or something Absolutely nothing.

"You don't have a plan, but you have one. The most important thing is to plan for some money." Lan Ling pulled a cattail fan and turned his body, just in time for both of them to give him the upper hand. "The hermit, the real hermit, that is a no If you don't say anything, maybe you don't know this person even after you die. Those who take shortcuts, don't want to take the exam, or don't bother to take the exam but want to get fame, are fake hermits and speculators. Although they are in the countryside, they keep showing off their talents. Find someone to pass on the word, saying that a certain person in a certain place is well-educated and talented, and he will spread it to ten, and then spread it to a hundred, and then he will become famous and gain both fame and fortune." After speaking, he glanced at me deeply, "Isn't it?"

"It's a fart!" I stared back at her, thinking of me as something, a real villain, we are aboveboard, a hypocrite can't be beaten to death, no one has the same skill. "You have a conscience, don't I?"

"Of course you don't, you just want to, and you don't have that ability." Lan Ling smiled nicely, "But what's the use of me knowing? You first suffered a serious illness showing off your power, I'm afraid others don't know; 'Nine Flowers and Jade Dew' Sending them from door to door, attracting the attention of others, and the talented lady wrote several excellent works in a row, didn't she just tell people indistinctly: Even the wife is so talented, and this gentleman is even more unfathomable. In the end you answered this question, really deep Unfathomable. First, the young master of the Qin family joined your family, and then the Cheng family yelled and stuffed Cheng Chu in. The layout was planned twice before and after, which prompted the imperial court to re-plan Liaodong, 'full of gold' and Pyongyang 'The two great victories completely disintegrated the Korean people; although the strategy against Tubo is confidential, but the more confidential, the more powerful people know, the more afraid of your talents and learning, it is strange not to take the opportunity to recruit you!"

"It's not you. It's all you!" I pushed Lan Ling angrily.Why!What's the use of blaming others now, Lan Ling said that he was in a mess.Why am I so cheap, I have a good life, but I don't have two skills and I like to show off, I get trouble and I can't solve it, it is a classic idiot.

"Okay, okay, blame me." Lan Ling couldn't bear to see me worry.Pulled me to lie down on the soft chair, and fanned me carefully, "I didn't know your thoughts at the beginning, and I was reckless, thinking that I could recruit talents for me. It was a bad thing done with good intentions. It took a long time to understand you If you are really like them, it may be a good thing for the court. But now I don’t want to, it’s really strange how people think."

"Think of a way, it's useless to say that. I'll follow them tomorrow, whether you like it or not!" I lost my temper indiscriminately, and found that my current appearance is embarrassing, and there is a danger of confusing gender. I corrected my expression and said sternly : "It stands to reason. Even if you have meritorious service, you still deserve the title of strategist. It's a matter for the army to recruit. How can it be the Chongwen Museum's turn to join? It's a completely different matter."

Lan Ling pondered for a while, "It's easy to get in touch with royal people in the Chongwen Museum. The emperor often inquires about the princes and princes. There are many opportunities to get ahead. Maybe it's a deliberate arrangement. People at your age are not qualified to enter. Talented people On the one hand, it pays more attention to moral cultivation. A boy who is not in his twenties, what kind of cultivation is there? Think about it, once you enter, you will become the youngest scholar of Chongxian Hall in my dynasty. It is difficult not to be famous, It's not a good thing to get out of this, and I don't want to let you make mistakes."

"Yeah, what about my self-cultivation? I've praised me too much, and I haven't heard anyone say I'm self-cultivated. Have I offended someone? They want to make me bad and push me to the cusp of the storm, And then talk about cultivating morality, making me sick for the rest of my life?" I shuddered at this point, if this is the case, it will be miserable, those people make a living by making people smell bad, what words come to their mouths and a little exaggeration can be enough Let my reputation be ruined. At that time, no matter how good my life is, I will not be able to lift my head when I go out. I am too scared.

"Hehe, it's not that serious." Lan Ling smiled and said, "When you should think about it, you will be lazy, and when you don't have anything to do with it, you will see your cumbersome thoughts. Even if you are famous, and you have a good relationship with a big family, after all, the foundation Unstable, if you want to make it smelly, you still have to make such a big circle? Chongwen Museum is the place where the prince studies. It’s not something that others dare to say. Smelly a brat?"

"That's good, good." Lan Ling's words relieved me a lot. I was always scared by the political struggles in costume dramas. Once I get involved with myself, I can't help thinking wildly. "Since he is not malicious, let's find a way to politely evade it. What do you think I should do?"

"You can't do it, you don't need to be your leader. No matter how well-mannered you are, after all, it's to win people's wishes, so there will inevitably be misunderstandings." Lan Ling took the post and carefully put it in the armhole, "I'll take care of it, You still have to do whatever you want, it’s irrelevant.” He took my hand and squeezed it comfortingly, “Also, I remember that I’m a playboy, if I’m too well-behaved on weekdays, I’d be suspected of putting on a show, maybe there will be such things happening in the future Not necessarily, people think you want to seek fame."

"Give me a suggestion, bully men and women, take people's property and so on. Tomorrow, I will go to 'Shuiyunzhai' to rent a place, and I will invite those old perverts from Cheng Chu to make trouble for him. My God, don’t mention the Chongwen Museum, even the Wonton Museum will be afraid of seeing me.” My biggest regret is that I have a heart but no guts. Backed by a girlfriend, hehe. "If it's really not possible, just find a few friends to fight and make trouble in the street, and make the government feel disgusted when they see me. Is it too much?"

"Haha..." Lan Ling was obviously moved by my lofty ideals, and he grinned excitedly from ear to ear, "Then you don't need others to stink you, you will do it yourself." Thieves leaned over and asked Said: "Have you thought about this long ago? Did you say it today because of this incident? But you have been to 'Shuiyunzhai', let alone have a banquet, and your wife is probably still in the valley." .”

"I want to go. When is the time?" With an innocent face, "You have to block this matter for me. My life's happiness depends on you."

"This matter has something to do with me, and it happened because of me." Lan Ling nodded and promised: "Besides, you are my husband, and it is your duty to be a concubine. Don't worry, just do it if you agree. Yes. The concubine can count on the words of growing old together. After a few years, people will grow old, but don't look bored, just empathize and leave the relationship."

"That's for sure, and I will definitely empathize with you." Having said that, I feel relieved.She is the emperor's own sister, and she can do things that are difficult for others to do with a few words. "You just say that I'm unlucky and unjust, and if you like the new and dislike the old, it's too late for him to avoid me in the Wenguan, and he has long since lost his intention to invite me."

"Go, no one is serious." Lan Ling felt relieved seeing me.His expression was much more relaxed, "I brought you the ginkgo tea you asked for last time. You obviously have a prescription, but you still have to drink it against me. No one is more stingy than you. I will leave it to your wife when I come, you Could it be that I am also sick?"

"No, your disease is a disease of riches and honor. It's not that I, a villager, is lucky enough to get a taste of it." It's actually because the tree at home is too small and I'm reluctant to pluck the leaves. up.

"Since I have this prescription, I must have tasted it before. It's astringent and bitter, and I can't get my mouth full of it. Who can I coax?" Lan Ling sneered a few times, and said in a strange way: "You don't have that blessing, you The second wife of the family can't guarantee it."

It's not cute at all, even if you know that I want it for the second daughter, you don't have to say it.Why is this woman difficult to serve.A few packs of tea leaves can be figured out. "You haven't guessed it right yet." I said stubbornly: "I haven't drunk it yet, is this earl hungry?" I got up and called the servant girl to make a pot of tea from Lan Ling.Will do though.But I really haven't drank it. Ever since my mother got a healthy food recipe of steamed steamed buns with bean dregs, she forced me to eat two bean dregs buns, and then she kept a respectful distance from her old man's mess.

"It tastes good," I took a sip of ginkgo tea, the aftertaste was slightly bitter, but not as exaggerated as Lan Ling said, it was still delicious.This taste, I drank it there before, and I have a vague impression, "It's a hot day, it's uncomfortable to drink hot tea, drink it after it's cold." I put the teacup on the table, and discussed in depth with Lan Ling how to be a qualified dude topic of.

It seems that the job of a dude is not easy to do, and there are many forms.Such as the positive type, such as Qin Yu, this is not suitable for me.Lawless type, strong body, simple mind, well-developed limbs, Cheng Chu is more suitable.The multi-talented type requires self-cultivation and good looks, and Cui Zhang is a model of it.The nouveau riche flamboyant type, with a little bit of everything, can’t do anything, half a bottle dangling, showing off everywhere, no matter what you want, and you still care about face, that’s great, this is simply a tailor-made model for me, referred to as Wangxiu type, just It's gone!Tomorrow I will stand under the archway and recite Xu Zhimo's poems, even if I don't want to listen to them.

After solving this matter, I was overjoyed, and drank the cold tea on the table in one gulp.Thinking about it, I was wondering just now, this tea was invited to me by Li Shi in the 'Nanlin Garden' yesterday, it was too hot just now, I just felt familiar, and I remembered it all after drinking it like this.Lan Ling cheated on me to deliver tea to that guy, took my love for her to please the little boy?fed up.

"Yesterday I went to Nanlin Garden, and met an acquaintance. He invited me to drink tea, and it tasted like this. Do you think it's strange?" I stared into Lan Ling's eyes, concentrating on it, "It stands to reason that someone who can drink this tea There are not many, so there is no clue, how could he have it?"

"Oh?" Lan Ling blinked and asked with a smile, "Who is it? Did you forget that you gave it away?"

"Still pretending!" The deceit was too much, and he was determined to expose his ugly face of disobeying women's morals, "Li Shi, do you remember? The one you brought with you when you were making paper last time, do you have an impression?"

"Oh, him." Lan Ling didn't care, "I'm giving away the land, what's the matter? Didn't you say that you can give it to your relatives and friends? Why don't you give some tea? It's also rough and loud."

"Ah..." I said this, it doesn't matter if you send some tea to friends.But why am I feeling uncomfortable all over? "No, tell me, what's the relationship between you two?"

"Innocent relationship," Lan Ling glanced at me with a smile, "What are you thinking? Everyone is just like you, so it's not messed up? Talking, walking around, and giving some gifts on weekdays, are you taboo?"

"It's nothing?" Lan Ling's words were reasonable, but I was a bit apprehensive.Besides, Thunder was furious, and it was too embarrassing to be dismissed by her in a few words, "I don't believe it, tell me honestly!"

"Didn't you explain it all? Do you still want to be tortured?" Lan Ling smiled and stretched out his hand to stroke my face a few times, smoothing the fierce expression I deliberately created. There are quite a few people here, without you being so suspicious, it’s a big deal that I won’t send it away in the future, okay?”

"That's not necessary, should I give it away or not, I'll ask." A heavy punch hit the cotton wool, and he was embarrassed, "Just ask casually, hehe."

"Do you still doubt it?"

"A little..."

"Then you are ready to discipline me?"

"I have thought about..."

"The lord disciplined me, but the concubine didn't fight back."

"Really?...Forget it, good men don't hit women..."

"Hehe...Your Majesty is worrying too much, I can't get out of your hands."

"That is, who am I..."