Tang Dynasty good man

Chapter [-] Fame Has Side Effects

Music is a wonderful thing, especially for those who do not understand music but love music.

Indeed, music is as delicate as emotion, and people who make music are more emotional, and people with rough lines are not suitable for this job, such as me.

Both Ying and Lanling are musical geniuses. Of course, in my position, there are elements of flaunting, but at least they are better than me. As the tide rises, anyone who is better than me is called a genius.For example, someone who I can't beat can be called a martial arts genius, and there is no shame in being unable to beat a genius.

When Lan Ling is in a good mood, she will occasionally play a few tunes to express her state of mind, and let everyone share her joy. Usually at this time, Ying is more active, and things often happen to learn piano skills.I think this is a question of quality, just like I often discuss adult jokes with the dudes.

It's understandable that Ying and Lanling couldn't meet my high quality, so they had no choice but to compete in piano skills.Of course, there are exceptions, like Cui Zhang, who can play the piano while discussing his adult experience with everyone, this behavior has won the envy of most people.In order to be able to compete with Cui Zhang, I decided not to be ashamed to ask my subordinates, to improve my musical attainments, and I also dreamed that one day I would be able to tell dirty jokes and perform solo, which is very cool.

"This is a zither, and this is a qin." I carefully counted the strings of the two instruments.If you want to learn, you must learn solidly, and you must lay a solid foundation, starting with identifying musical instruments.Although I did research on Huangmei Opera in high school (I played Dong Yong at the cultural gala, and I played Seven Fairies at the same table. In the science class, there were only six girls, so the Seven Fairies were guest stars at the same table), but a high posture would make teachers feel inferior, so Not made public.

"Wrong, they are all kites." Lan Ling was obviously perfunctory to me, after teaching me for more than half a month.I think I don't need to have long hands except that I am faster than others, and I can do whatever I want. "Perhaps I should change my artistic conception so that I can learn faster. I will go to the villa in a few days, and playing the piano there will be more appropriate. Let's forget about it today."

Look down on people.Music knows no IQ!It seems that I should be a conductor, and I can use the movements of shaking a small stick to convulse and convulsive epilepsy. By then, anyone who dares to speak will be labeled as "low-quality". "I mainly want to play two pieces of music. It doesn't matter what kind of piano is, as long as there is a movement. It won't be like this to me, right?" According to the news, poultry listen to music and lay eggs diligently, and cows can squeeze out all kinds of things directly when listening to music. Fairy milk, I haven't verified it, it's just hearsay.Sometimes I also wonder if I should ask someone who can play the piano to sit in the chicken yard all day long and play, maybe the chicken will be happy.Directly produce changed eggs.Glancing at Lan Ling, he protested, "I have too many things to do when I go to the mountain villa, and I don't have time to learn the piano. Hehe, please ask for blessings."

Lan Ling's complexion was crimson.He looked at me ambiguously, but didn't answer.The fingers pluck the strings, the jingle is sweet, and the melodious sound of the piano flows out.Nice to hear.

"I just spoke rudely. Don't take it to heart." In the wonderful music, my soul was purified, and compared with just now, I am a different person.

"Of course you have to take it to your heart." Lan Ling gave me a blank look, "He is obviously a rough person, and he has no elegance. I didn't underestimate you even if you can't play the piano, even if you can. I won't think highly of you because of this But having said that, the ditty tunes you hum can still catch your ears occasionally, if anyone has any kind of pastime, you are at this level."

Lan Ling was telling the truth, and the truth was not pleasant to listen to.Forget it, I admit it, and said with a bitter face: "You won't be more tactful, my body hasn't recovered yet. I can't stand the stimulation."

"Desperate to save face. Isn't it good to be like this now. Learning those useless things is disgusting." Lan Ling smiled and moved his face closer, "I got sick. Instead, I'm white, it looks weird."

If you shaved your face in the morning, it must be fair and clear. This is not popular in this age, so it must be kept secret. "I eat vegetarian eggs. Oh, yes, I have something to say. You have fed a lot of chickens in several villages. In the future, the production of eggs will increase. Your family alone can't eat them all. I want to let you eat the rest. I’ll let you know in advance.” The fourth child has already started the preparations for the test sale of Biandan, and once the market is opened, the first thing to do is to ensure sufficient supply of raw materials, Wangjiazhuangzi’s output is just a drop in the bucket.

"Okay, but don't treat the farmers badly, especially those from my farm." Lan Ling had no objection, after all, the by-products of the farmers also had a new home, which increased their income somewhat throughout the year. "Didn't you sign a purchase contract with the farmers in your Zhuangzi? My Zhuangzi also wants this, the same one, and treats everyone equally."

"No," I shook my head and refused.Wangjiazhuangzi belongs to a special economic zone, and it should enjoy preferential policies. "The feed for chickens raised by farmers in my Zhuangzi is provided uniformly by the family, and the farmer has the obligation to bear the risk. Your Zhuangzi is different, and you will not come to buy my feed. , why should I subsidize in vain?"

"Stingy," Lan Ling hummed dissatisfiedly, "I don't think I can see your tricks. Now that there are few eggs, you have tricked everyone into raising chickens. What will you do when there are more eggs? Except your Zhuangzi Farmers are guaranteed, and other families are no longer alive?"

"There is progress, you can see it all." What Lan Ling said has some truth, there is such a risk in theory, but at least it won't happen in 50 to [-] years.The productivity of this era is backward, and the products are far from keeping up with consumption. I am afraid that I will not see the situation where there are too many eggs and cannot be sold in my lifetime. "If what you said really happens, I will definitely subsidize the farmers on your farm."

"That's just to say," Lan Ling looked longingly, as if in the scene where YY Datang has too many eggs to eat, "If you want to do that." With a self-deprecating smile: "I've been hanging out with you for a long time, There are a lot of stink bugs, I would never have thought of these things a year ago, I learned them all from you."

Economic crisis, hehe, it is very interesting that this concept appeared in the mind of the princess of the Tang Dynasty.I dare say that as long as Mr. Cheng is around, he will definitely not sit back and watch the economic crisis happen, at least the poultry and egg industry will not happen. The big families headed by him are like a huge black hole, devouring all kinds of poultry and egg products.After I recovered from my illness, Cheng Chu specially ordered a banquet at 'Dawenxuan' to congratulate me on my escape from the dead. During the banquet, I found several dishes handed down from the Wang family, especially the yellow chicken, which was very popular. It's very dishonest.

"My cook has been teaching at your place for a few days, should I let him come back? My family doesn't have enough cooks right now." This is true. Ever since Ying had a large-scale banquet, Wang's family has had to fire things up almost every day.Fried food is popular.

"What's more, what kind of cook did you send over there, and the food they cook looks like it, and it doesn't taste like your home at all." Lan Ling was a little annoyed, claiming that he was ashamed of having a treat last time, and complained angrily.

"Hey, no," I was also lazy.The pharmacy grabbed a lot of seasonings and mixed them together to make a blended noodle. The cook only knew how much to put in at a time, but he didn't know what kind of medicinal materials were ground. Anyway, they were all mixed together. In the end, I couldn't tell who was who. . "The problem with the seasoning. Ask him to come back and bring some seasoning, or you can take some back in the afternoon."

"Black-hearted, it's so defensive against people," Lan Ling angrily took a round fan and slapped me on my body. "I don't even give enough seasoning, I haven't seen your size."

"Don't, don't. Eldest sister, I'm also a random match. I wronged people. Why are you guarding against you? The conscience of heaven and earth!" I haven't been stingy enough to sell reconciliation noodles.It's not yet the field where you can't shake the horn and walk through the streets to shout "Thirteen Fragrances". "It's just a dozen kinds of traditional Chinese medicine, as for beating people. When did you treat yourself as an outsider?"

"Don't treat me like an outsider in the future." After speaking, Lan Ling blushed, and covered her face with a fan, "I'll tell you something. Now the 'Hong Wen Guan' has taught punctuation marks, and after a long time, word spread , only need to know the text and don’t need hyphenation. It’s convenient for lazy people. And the "Basic Arithmetic" you picked out was officially opened for engraving yesterday, and the "Hongwen Museum" is still the first to teach, I like it in my heart."

"Indy is more beautiful. Many books in my family are blurred and cannot be seen clearly." Engraving and printing is the earliest form of printing in my country. It is the combination and gradual evolution of the two methods of stamping and rubbing.Block printing began in the Zhenguan period of Tang Dynasty.

"Of course it's clear, it's the Yangdiao template, and it took a lot of effort." Lan Ling pulled me to sit beside her, leaning against me, and said softly: "Since the founding of the dynasty, with your "Basic Arithmetic", you have used the Yangdiao template There are only 31 books printed in total. People don’t know, but the court has already exploded. Shang Shusheng desperately put gold on his face. Do you remember the old guys who came to issue the decree last time? None of them were good. It will kill you in the future."

"Academic things. No matter how noisy you are, don't worry about it." Lan Ling's body was soft and comfortable, "Let's not talk about basic arithmetic, it's just like taking all your records to open the edition. .” Publishing is a good thing, it’s like buying insurance for myself again, and I’m a famous person in history.This number of people, if they are not involved in sharp political struggles, are basically safe.Even if the dynasty is changing now, it is also a key target of the new government to win over and protect. After all, there are very few people who can publish books and biographies in this era. Unless it is a last resort, even the head of state is unwilling to offend these people.Besides, the Tang Dynasty did not have the bad habit of engaging in literary inquisition, and its speech was relatively open, so there was no need to be afraid of people flipping books and getting caught.

Lan Ling's expectations were good. For several days in a row, several academic heavyweights came to the house. Some were curious to visit, some pretended to be acquaintances, and some studied academics.They are all bosses, they must serve thoughtfully, treat them as they should, make friends with them as they should, and make their waists ache from bowing all day long.That’s how a good reputation comes about. It’s not enough to have a good reputation. You must be humble, at least on the surface, and you must have an appearance of humility.

On the day when Daoist Li Chunfeng came to the door, I was happily playing with crickets by myself, and the newcomers I just caught were taking a bath one by one, but I was disturbed by the old god.

He looks good, has the potential to pretend to be a fairy, but he talks too much, and he can't understand two of the three sentences, and one sentence is hard to fathom. "Immortal Elder, the boy has suffered from a serious illness, his body has not yet recovered, and his brain is not enough. You should be more considerate."

"Oh?" Li Chunfeng scrutinized me for a moment, put his hand on my pulse, and nodded in a serious manner, "It's true," he said, and took out a box from his arms for me, claiming to collect the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and seize the essence of the sun and the moon The Bodhisattva shakes his head and is afraid of the Dali Pill, which is made by using a lot of precious and rare medicinal materials and exhausting energy and painstaking effort. After eating it, he will meet Buddha and kill Buddha, and slaughter cattle when he sees cattle.

Li Shimin eats this soaring. Li Zhi no longer believes in alchemy and medicine for immortality when he came to power. In addition, Lao Li has the habit of saying bad things about others behind his back. laid off.Seeing that I wanted to sell the overstocked products that I couldn't get rid of, I hurriedly declined and said, "Master Daoist, such a precious thing, this...boy..."

"We've met each other for a long time. Why be polite." After saying that, regardless of whether I wanted to or not, he just stuffed the box for me, and at the same time, he took out a lot of difficult questions to test me under the guise of a seminar.

This person is obviously narrow-minded, the more academically he is more narrow-minded, he used to ask Lan Ling to ask me to solve difficult problems, and now he makes some strange questions to test my ability, which is very boring.Exam.Ever since I was a child, I have never been in the exam room, but when I finished, I was still busy bathing the crickets, so I sent them away quickly.

Li Chunfeng didn't expect me to be so pragmatic, so he wrote and calculated on the spot, a little surprised.When I was doing the questions, he watched from the sidelines, watched my answers one by one, and then handed in the paper. "It's unbelievable. There is such a person in the world, and the poor are still blind." After speaking, he began to look at my appearance carefully, counting with his fingers.

"Stop!" Not good, this old-fashioned gossip has happened again, after being pinpointed and predicted by his face-to-face.Maybe go out and talk bad things about me. These days, I'm not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid of being labeled as a strange star descending to earth, making trouble out of nothing! "The Daoist. Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are in the sky. The boy is also a beginner in this way, and he has heard a little bit of the mystery, so don't need to calculate it so clearly." Remind the old Li Shenhan that everyone is relying on fools to make a living.Those who can tell fortunes don't believe in fortunes. They clearly know that they are cheating, and they come here to pinch their colleagues, which is not enough to embarrass them.

"Ah?" Li Chunfeng was taken aback.Laughing, he said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Poverty is not calculation," pointing to the answer sheet on the table, "it's just recalculation, please recalculate and verify the answer of the little friend."

"Hey," I scratched my head with a blushing face, and said awkwardly, "It's okay, it's okay. You count. Hehe." I blamed the old man.But he didn't look at the questions or the answers when he recalculated, it's useless to stare at my face.It is estimated that he is showing off his super memory.

After checking the calculations, Li Chunfeng gave me full marks, and threatened to come to my house often to discuss knowledge in the future, took a few bottles of perfume from me, and walked away.

If the visitors are all celebrities and dignitaries like Li Chunfeng, it's fine, but the hateful thing is that there are also some young boys who come to kick the hall.It's very boring for cultural people to play in the gym, especially if they play with a hype mentality. They are the kind who are young, not well-known, have nothing to do, and want to become famous in one fell swoop with a fluke mentality.

People who practice martial arts are really good at it. If you can see the truth in your fists and feet, you will die if you live or die, open and aboveboard.Literati dare not, there is not much meat in the whole body, the curve of smoking opium, the confidence is completely turned over, and they can say whatever they want, and I have never seen anyone who has finished speaking and spit to death.

"Rough man, I'm not very literate. I can't understand what you said. If it weren't for this, I think you're playing swordsmanship. I can't be a brother to accompany you through a few tricks. Wang is mostly good at military art, and the frontier is short of manpower. I can recommend you to go, a real man can also make great achievements by expanding the territory.” The most annoying these guys, after the two sentences make sense, don’t get entangled, just see off the guests, you can do whatever you like, don’t play tricks in front of me, No time to waste money with them.

Now I find that the title of strategist is easy to use. Having said that, the kicking is over. So far, I have not seen a guy who has the courage to make contributions to the frontier.

After several times in a row, no half bottle of goods came to Ding Ding, and I became the most insulting cultural person in Chang'an, and my unreasonableness became a sign.There are a lot of students in the capital recently, and many of them took this opportunity to come to me to try and submit papers, which annoyed me so much that I hurriedly urged to go to the villa to be quiet and avoid the limelight.

"Husband is a bit over the top, people come here for fame, why are you always lukewarm?" Ying listened to the gossip outside, and comforted her: "A lot of people just want you to have an evaluation, just say good things and let it go , don’t make people lose face.”

"That's right, we'll make sure that you come next time," was speaking, butler Qian came to report, and a student handed in a work and wanted me to review it.

Changing papers is easy.Handed it to Ying, "Ma'am, I can't understand the comments." The man deliberately showed off, and the handwriting was messed up. At first glance, he thought it was a rag. "Everyone writes properly. This man is too arrogant. It looks like a disaster."

"Why don't you just talk about it?" Ying looked over and over in displeasure, frowned, and said, "The handwriting is passable, and the meaning is clear, but why do you think it's weird? It's so strange that I can't tell where it is. .”

"Strange?" Out of curiosity, he called the butler, "Has he left? If he hasn't, go to the vestibule. I'll see you."

No wonder Ying said it was strange, that student was not from the Tang Dynasty at all, a student from the Japanese country.There is something wrong, I came here to vote for a Tang Dynasty diploma, I really want to get a green card and settle down.Even the savages ran up to make a fuss, it was too embarrassing.

"Uncle Qian, those who came in the future asked about their nationality first. How can it be proper for the dignified Marquis' mansion to mix in wild garlic?"

"It doesn't look like someone from our side, but he can speak human language." Butler Qian was a little aggrieved, and spat out bitterly, "Young Master, don't worry, there will be no next time. "

Chang'an couldn't stay any longer, and went to the mountain to take refuge as soon as possible. I was too scared, and being famous was not a good thing.