Tang Dynasty good man

Chapter [-] The easiest way

Ever since I gave eight good cannon fodder crickets to the old fishing man the day before yesterday, I have been silent in the joy of doing bad things.Although the crickets sent to the old fishing man were not as good as Mr. Cheng's two, they were still the best of the best.Grandpa Cheng's two are good, but according to the description of the fishing old man, the two old men fight endlessly, and the two crickets often fight continuously.

The cricket is very fragile, no matter how powerful it is, it can't stand the toss. Anyone who plays the cricket knows that he must take care of the health of the cricket after the game, maintain good physical fitness and peak competitive state.But Mr. Cheng is just getting started, and he still can't master this advanced skill, so the two crickets are definitely extremely emaciated.You don’t need to be evenly matched, you just need a strong and top-ranking player. You may not be able to win at the beginning, so I specially assigned an echelon to him, and told Uncle Fishing to challenge every day. If you change two, you will be almost done on the third day, and you will definitely win on the fourth day, and once you win, you will never lose again.

It's been two days today, hehe, what about Mr. Cheng, haha.Just thinking happily by himself, Lan Ling brought dried cotton to the door, the sun is good these days, one day earlier.Then, the two sat next to the cotton and began to think about how to remove the seeds.Unfortunately, it was too unreasonable for two dandy men and women who had never done farm work to take off cotton seeds. They climbed in the cotton pile and tossed for a day without any progress. It was getting late, and Lan Ling went home with a sad face covered in cotton wool.

There are so many seeds in cotton, how come there are so many seeds!Just thinking about the seeds in the cotton makes me feel like dying.What's the use of long seeds for such a good thing?Seeing that I was the only one left, Ying thoughtfully accompanied me and waited on me, wiping my sweat from time to time and saying a few words of comfort.

I don't know if chickens eat cottonseed or not, so I have the urge to drive the chickens into the cotton pile.In the end, I really couldn't hold back my mood, peeled a few cotton seeds and threw them in front of the chicken. They were rude and ate them.

"What is husband doing?" Ying saw me carrying a chicken into the back house, and hurriedly blocked the way.

Nunuzui, gestured to the dry cotton on the mat, "Remove the seeds, find a chicken to beat it. Eat it. It has been tested."

"Nonsense." Ying was amused by my creativity, snatched the chicken and handed it to the maid beside her, "Go, put it back." She bent down and tore a piece of cotton to observe for a while, "It's only a few seeds. A chicken ran over. It doesn’t hurt to eat a chicken to death, but it’s dirty. Aren’t you afraid of spoiling the cotton?”

"Not much?" I pointed to the white pile on the mat, "Then what can you do?"

"Leave it to my concubine. I can do it in two or three days. I'm sure I won't leave a single cottonseed." Ying did what she said, a maid who worked in the front yard.As long as it was a small pile of cotton for each woman, Dalai, who had just recovered from his illness, did not let her go. He gave her a big ball of cotton for the reason that it was not physical labor.Can't kill people.Everyone removed the seeds manually, and handed in the seeds together after removing them, and there was a reward.

I am used to mechanized operations, and I was very repulsed by manual cottonseed removal from the beginning. I felt that my wisdom beyond time and space was insulted. I wanted to stop it, but there was really no other way, so I had to succumb to the majesty of primitive manual operations.What a shame.I shouted in my heart, God, open your eyes and give me a good way!Why should others know it, but I can't, it's so unfair.I knew that after graduating from university and working in a cotton mill for a few years, I was greedy for vanity, but there were no banks in the Tang Dynasty!

I'm a lazy guy who doesn't want to resist once I give in, now that I have a way.Although relatively crude.Also resigned to fate.Who told us that we don't have the spirit of creativity? We haven't even taken a handicraft class since we were young.Patronized the back book on the Mathematical Olympiad.Hands-on ability is gradually deteriorating, rote learning, invention and creation, the teacher has not taught it, so I should not blame me, if you want to blame it, blame the evil exam-oriented education.

I comforted myself for a while, and felt comfortable. Manual work is justified. Who knows that it is the Tang Dynasty now, and a smart person will jump out and invent the seed tying machine, so why should I do it all by myself.I'm not Edison, I don't have the right major, if I have the ability to ask Edison to compare my abacus with me, or compare fishing with me, even if I bully him by playing crickets!

Very good, the ideal is clear, we will not be sad, we should eat, we should sleep, the eaves are so high, even a thunderbolt can't hit me, what am I afraid of.He instructed Ying to say: "Tomorrow, I will give extra meals to the handyman who removes cotton seeds. I don't look tired. It is very boring to sit there and pick and choose for a long time. Everyone eats and drinks well, and I will use this method in the future."

It is true that there is strength in numbers.The next afternoon, the payment came in one after another. The woman has fine hair, and there is not a single cotton seed mixed in.Especially Dalai, who is so big and has several times more cotton than others, has picked all the cotton. He has this skill even when he is ill.No, it needs to be cured and cultivated. Talents, regardless of ethnicity, are now part of the big feudal family, and we feel like brothers and sisters.Immediately told the second lady, don't be afraid of spending money, to let Dalai recover as soon as possible, and add her to Xiaozao, who specializes in serving the back house, and keep up with nutrition first.

Not bad, haha.Climbing in the cotton pile, laughing happily, rolling around, soft and comfortable, nostalgic.When I was young, when cotton was played, my mother was busy unpacking and washing the quilt, and took out the old cotton inside for others to play.Children like this sport the most. The dirty yellow quilt becomes white and soft with the sound of 'boom boom', especially when playing cotton, you have to stand in the sun and dry it while playing.Covering my body with the smell of sunshine, it was a mess of warmth, and then I got up early and had a nosebleed and didn't have to go to school.

Play, you must play, if you don't play, I'm sorry for the cotton.It is understandable that the machine for removing cotton seeds cannot be made, and we have never seen it before; but it cannot be justified if it cannot even be made with a bamboo bow and wooden clapper for picking cotton, and it is unreasonable to be sorry for your beautiful childhood.

"Bow," I gestured to Lanling, "I'll change the size again, this one is a little small." Recalling the scene back then, I drew an approximate length underground, "It's about this big, there's no need to be precise, the bow needs to be Round, it fits my arm strength to open, and the tension is better." Then draw the belt for hanging the bamboo bow on the design drawing, make it wider, and when you bow for a long time when playing, it can protect the psoas muscles.I make the wooden clapper by myself, it is very simple, the shape of the rice paddle is just enlarged, and a cross section for hanging the bowstring is cut on the top.

The spinning wheel has been finalized, but I made a mistake in the direction. I am left-handed, so I designed the left-handed spinning wheel and the right-handed thread.No matter, it's the other way around.Wouldn't be happy to repaint it again.

"No embezzlement allowed." Lan Ling put away the blueprints and looked at the stacked volume, which was much smaller.He poked me on the head and said: "You man, there are not many geese who have plucked their hair, and you still play this trick, are you ashamed?"

"Shame, shame." I nodded.The study was clean, and he pulled Lan Ling into his arms, "Why are you ashamed? Why are you looking for me if you know I have this problem? Don't make a fuss, this winter we each wear a cotton jacket and a cotton bedding. It's very warm , I accidentally got angry and got a nosebleed, it’s so cool.” Yesterday I squeezed the portion and took out a lot from it, the output is too small.I didn't have much left for my own use, so I had to stuff two big pillows into the cotton pile. Anyway, it was wrapped outside and I couldn't see it.Fool.

"It's nice to say, it's different for each person," Lan Ling stuck to me, so it's hard to talk about this issue seriously, and I haven't made love for several days.They are inseparable from each other.She rolled her eyes at me charmingly, "How can I count four sets? How do you know that the warm ones will get angry if you haven't used them before?"

"No, it's just the two of us, the two of us." Lan Ling didn't know the weight of the cotton-padded jacket and quilt anyway, so he was perfunctory, "It's also an experiment, how do we know it's warm if we don't cover it?" Let's have an interview. It's very beautiful."

Without further ado, Lan Ling climbed onto the cotton pile.It's broken, I thought Lanling was afraid of getting cotton wool on her body, so she didn't want to try it, and underestimated her dedication to innovation, there are two pillows inside....

"Well, you profiteer!" Lan Ling felt that something was wrong when he climbed up, he took out the pillow inside, dumbfounded.Didn't even think about it.When it was the turn, the pillow hit my head and face.While beating and yelling: "It's very good, I can't kill you."

"Stop, stop," snatched the pillow and threw it aside, "Experiment, test equipment, the pillow is for experimentation." He buried the pillow again in a serious manner, and said seriously: "It's an experiment about volume ratio. Look now, Has the cotton grown in volume?"

"You..." Lan Ling pointed at my nose, choking for a long time without speaking.Then he laughed loudly, threw himself on me, squeezed and hit me, "You have no conscience, why did you just fall in love with you?" Hit me a few times, laughing boringly, and crawled softly on me, "You are a scourge, God is blind, and all good things are given to evil. From ancient times to the present, you are the only one who can pinch and count, is knowledgeable, but can't read or write, loves money like his life, and takes advantage of it when he sees it. Fortunately, at the beginning I didn't recommend you to be an official, or else, I would have cut my head eight times at the intersection of the street."

"That's right, good people don't live long, and evil people last for thousands of years. It's me." Lan Ling is right, why am I such a person?Very good. "As soon as the seeds are planted next year, the cotton will be everywhere, so don't worry about it. We are people who contribute to our career, so what's wrong with getting some benefits first? It's reasonable to eat meat first when you're a cook." Patted Lan Ling on the shoulder, "You I'm used to this now, if I'm really a good guy who is selfless and upright, let alone you, my mother-in-law doesn't want to see me. Believe it or not?"

"What kind of words are usurped as soon as you say them?" Lan Ling smiled and leaned on my shoulders, "I have learned so many strange ways, but I don't learn how to be a good person, and I still talk tricks and talk upside down Right and wrong. Alright, I don’t care about you.” After finishing speaking, he stood up and brushed the lint off his body, “A year ago, no one would forgive this kind of behavior, but today I blame it, and I can’t even get angry. I learned from you broken."

"Learn what's wrong, what do you know." Now that the pillow incident is over, there's no need to put it in it, so he took it out and threw it on the chair. "Don't delay about the bow and belt. It's best to get it out tomorrow. Hurry up. The spinning wheel still needs to be done." I am the supervisor, and I have a lot of things to do." He handed the jar of recycled cottonseed to Lanling from the bookcase, "I don't know how to plant it, I don't know if the seeds are still useful, you can take them to Nanlinyuan first. Also, Tomorrow, more than 600 mu of land will be sown, so let them prepare to plant seeds quickly, and collect them if they are not enough, and see if there are any people who grow cotton for viewing."

"That's enough, it's already been arranged, let's collect it everywhere." Lan Ling thought that the arranged matter should be done as a matter of course, and it was only a benefit of being powerful, so there was nothing difficult in his eyes. "I'll go first today. I won't make it through tomorrow. I won't delay you. Hurry up and start the spinning wheel. Also, the funds allocated by the Ministry of Industry are coming down soon. I can't pinch your hand. I'm also your mother-in-law. You, sir, take care of it first." After saying that, he said goodbye without looking back.

"Ah, so what, don't worry about leaving, how much money? Eldest sister!" I watched the cheap woman take my hard-earned money and walk away. Forget it, if I use more land in the future, I won't suffer.Who told us to work in a bank.

Spinning wheel, wooden clapper, thread gourd, come one by one, don't worry.The study room has been turned into a laboratory by me, where I pile up cotton, draw blueprints and do handicrafts, and everyone who comes here has to walk on their feet.

Ying was afraid that I would be troubled, so she came to serve me as soon as Lan Ling left.Ying is a good helper.The person serving tea and water next to me doesn’t say anything, she’s also smart, and can wake me up in time for a lot of things that go wrong I feel comfortable too.

"Are you tired, husband? How about lying down on the chair and resting for a while," he pulled my cheating pillow and put it on the soft chair, "Two pillows, which one does husband use?"

"Whatever. Why are your pillows so clearly divided?" After a busy day, it's time to take a break.Stretching, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, "Just take a cushion and tell me to lie down for a while."

"That can't be done." Ying took the pillow and looked at it alternately, "You can use our pillows as you like, and the concubine and the second daughter don't dislike them, but the pillows of others are hard to say. Are you afraid that you will blame your husband?"

"What do you mean?" Wang Ying smiled strangely, and dangled two pillows, but didn't say throwing one to me. "What are you thinking? Pillows are stuffed with cotton. We stole a lot yesterday. In the morning, I saw that it was deflated, so I took pillows to prop it up."

"Oh, I didn't notice it, hehe..." Ying smiled and picked out a pillow to put on the soft chair. "My concubine thought that you and...hehe...were thinking about it." I sat down and flattened my clothes, "Actually, the princess and my husband often come and go, as for my concubine, I just passed by in a daze. Don't take it to heart."

"It's only in this study that I come and go often, and the door is usually not closed, so what are you talking about?" Ying's expression was abnormal.The small eyes are shining.The profound appearance makes me feel guilty. "I don't have any bad intentions. Don't look at people like that. It's embarrassing."

"Whether I keep it or not, it doesn't matter at this point." Ying put her hands on my shoulders and began to massage, the strength was just right, and my whole body was loosened, "I can tell from the beginning, my husband doesn't need Conceal it, besides, the princess really has feelings for you, and I can feel it when I talk to her. She can't enter our house, and I don't treat her as an enemy. I also understand your thoughts. Ah, don't worry about this, don't be imaginative and paranoid."

"It's too much to talk about embankments. I have never thought about you and the second daughter in my family." Ying expressed her position, and she didn't want me to have two minds about this matter, as long as I can distinguish between priorities and priorities.Between husband and wife, these things cannot be hidden for long, especially for a shrewd woman like Ying, who knows everything she should know.Ying has been very precise about when to speak and what tone to use. At this time, if she doesn't come out to express her opinion, it will not be my mother-in-law's temper. "Don't worry, ma'am, I don't have that much interest in women. I don't have many tempers if I am right, and even fewer people can talk to me. You and the second daughter are my lifeblood. Since this matter is brought up, I will look at you." I mean, if I think it’s inappropriate for Lanling to come here, I’ll make it clear to her that the family is the most important thing.” Since Ying mentioned this, I have to weigh it carefully, and I can’t hurt her because of Lanling. With Ying and the second daughter, the trade-off still has to be weighed.

"My husband is a man of friendship. The concubine is just talking nonsense, and the woman is wordy. I really didn't expect you to reply like this." Ying stopped massaging her hand suddenly, and whispered in my ear: " I won't mention this in the future, and I don't mean to force you to make a decision, so don't take it to heart."

My mother-in-law, my thoughts are too clever.I made my position clear with just a few words, and then I pretended to be careful to accompany me, as if it was really gossip that shouldn't be said, which made me lose my temper.Moved Ying's small body over, twitched her buttocks a few times, and said with a smile, "Zuo, Meimeizuo." That's okay, let me stop sneaking and sneaking thoughts, and feel less burdened, "This family No one can do without you, knowing this you will be fearless, no one can stand to be plotted against you."

"I can't afford to say that. My husband frightened my concubine." After being beaten, Ying nestled on top of me, "You are the one who has to take care of yourself. If others don't talk about him, there is something wrong with the concubine's body." At home, my concubine just wants you to worry less, and Zhou Zheng, who should take care of the place as much as possible alone, is not thinking of your body."

"Enen, good. You will take care of it in the future, and I don't have that much ability to take care of it. You have to take care of it." Ying likes to hear this the most, and she smiles like a flower every time she says it.I'm different from Li Zhi. It's irresponsible for him to say this to Wu Zetian. It's the generosity of a man for me to say this to Ying. Ying has usurped the throne a long time ago. Sister Wu has to work hard. "There will be a lot of things in the second half of the year, so you have to take it easy. Don't learn from me that you can't get up when you lie on the bed."

"But this is what I'm thinking about, and the second daughter is growing up. If the dew water workshop can be lazy, I will even help my concubine to greet the family. This girl is very juicy now." As I spoke, I secretly observed my expression, "Yes It's time to be sensible, or if the husband teaches her, or the second daughter is willing."

"If you talk about it, I'll hit you." I wanted to laugh a little, Ying's kindness is so easy to use. "Relax, no one can escape from your palm, you are a Buddha."

"Hehe..." Ying smiled steadily, and arched me a few times, "If you want to say, the concubine is the one who loves my husband. Do you want to eat mutton? I have just ordered the kitchen. When the second daughter comes back, I will eat it in the evening. Eat steamed buns."