Tang Dynasty good man

A game of several men and one woman begins.Although the explanation was a bit rude, it did fit the scene at the time.

The autumn sun is mighty yet gentle, and the microwaves raised by the autumn wind blend with the sunlight to reveal layers of golden scales. The endless lotus leaves in the distance cover the lake, just like the thin skin on the mature carcass of a young woman. The thin green sand is not intended to be covered up, but to be deliberately set off.The reflections of the pavilions swayed slightly, like a few pieces of exquisite jewelry, making Qujiang bright in the afternoon.

My mood is also rippling like a lake, because it's my turn, guess what.

It's all right to guess, but I'm not sure at all, because I have been poured several pots of wine just now, and my nerves are also stimulated by alcohol.Do you want to die?

I can only fight. In fact, I am also a first-class master of guessing at the wine table, so I still have a smile on my face.

Looking head on, among several rebellious friends, there stood a beautiful woman, Princess Lanling.

The princess also smiled at me, that smile was gentle and charming, like a newly married young woman facing her husband returning home in the twilight.

She waited quietly, with a hint of pity in her eyes, but it didn't matter.

Every person in the painting boat is not willing to be at her mercy.

So she smiled even sweeter.

She said: Have you ever heard of a way of guessing chess pieces while holding them in your hand?

I said: I seem to have heard of it.

She said: Then do you have hands?

I said: It seems there is.

She said: This is enough.

I said: Is this enough?

She said: I happen to have this kind of chess pieces, and you happen to have hands.

I looked up and laughed, and she smiled softly.This is indeed one of the best ways to guess.

Suddenly, her laughter stopped.

I move, but she doesn't.

A hand, a hand, a hand clenched into a fist, appeared before her.She didn't move, didn't even bat an eyelid.

She said: You are very strong.But unfortunately met me.

She sighed and suddenly smiled, no man can resist such a charming smile, unless he is blind, of course I am not.

She said: Single!

I said: Are you so sure?

She said: I never do things that I am not sure about.

I turned my fist into a palm, and there were three chess pieces in my palm.

She said: You lost.

I said: I lost.

She said: Do you want to know the reason?

I said: lose, there is no reason.

She said: I will give you five chess pieces, and you have three pieces in your hand, how many pieces are left?

I said: two

She pointed to the remaining chess pieces on the table: why put the remaining chess pieces on the table?

I said: ……………………………………………..

(I admit that I am rather boring. If you don't like me, you can replace the above. I am watching "September Eagle Flying" these days, and remember Gu Long by the way)

"Zihao lost, can I ask you to accommodate me?" Princess Lanling still smiled charmingly.

"Thank you princess for your kindness. Since Wang Xiu joined the game, he must obey the rules of the game." I looked around, and there were malicious looks everywhere, including Cheng Chu.

I know what they are thinking, after defeating me, they will continue with another person. There can only be one survivor in this game.Princess Lanling wants to see this kind of ending, and we are also willing to abuse ourselves. This is always the sorrow of men.How wonderful the laws of nature.

Standing at the bow of the boat, you can have a panoramic view of the beauty of Qujiang.The breeze picked up my skirts and made a fluttering sound, but how should I fool it?

The painting boat stays in the lake, the breeze blows the painting boat slowly turning around, and the majestic and majestic figure of the Big Wild Goose Pagoda comes into view, there it is!I snapped my fingers: "Pay the bill!"

Everyone: ……………

I continued: "Everyone, I have it!"

Crowd: ………………

"The golden land of the treasure wheel crushes the world, and sits alone on the jade gate of Cangming.

North Ridge Fengyan opened Wei Que, Nanxuan Weather Town Shangshan.

The chariots and horses of Baling hang down the Yangli, and the city of Jingguo falls in the room.

Temporarily put aside the dust and wandering things, the bells and drums of the Sixth Street reminded me again. "(Plagiarized from Xu You's title Yanta)

Today's voice is very competitive, there is no drake sound when changing the tone, it is perfect.

The Chinese team beat the Netherlands with a goal in overtime in the World Cup final.This is what everyone looks like.

Puzzled, unbelieved, not sure, unbelievable.

"Still letting people live? They all said that you can't write poetry when you're frustrated. Why do you want to do this? Still letting people live?" Cui Zhang said to himself angrily.

"Good poem, good poem." Led by Princess Lanling, everyone applauded.

"Brother Zihao, beautiful!" Cheng Chu made no secret of his admiration for me.

"In this way, I'm afraid that no one will dare to show off under the Wild Goose Pagoda in the future, and today's gathering may be broken up. Brother Zihao is very talented, and I admire him!" Cui Zhang, who had regained his mood, bowed to the ground, showing the open-mindedness of the children in Guanzhong.

At this time, the princess has already recorded the poem in her own handwriting, and is looking at me affectionately, waiting for my signature.

"I was wrong!" I turned around and gave everyone a long bow.

Everyone is puzzled.

"I shouldn't be impulsive. I didn't make this poem, I just used it to make up for it." I said shamelessly.

ah!Everyone was shocked.

Princess Lanling looked at me with a pen: "Zihao doesn't need to blame himself. Today we are able to hear this masterpiece, and we are also blessed by Zihao. It's just the author of this poem. Can Zihao tell us? I'm glad that the poem is written. Sign the title."

"Extremely, extremely, it is our fortune to know the author's name." Everyone agreed.

"This... It's embarrassing to say this, this poem was written by my wife a few days ago." I put the blame on Ying, anyway, it's already happened once, and I'm familiar with it.

Ah......... Everyone can't believe it.

"Hehe, I never imagined that such a talented woman from the Tang Dynasty could write such majestic poems, and she should be a model for my generation!" Princess Lanling was very happy, "I don't know the name of my esteemed wife, so I can sign it by my palace so that it can be spread. .”

"Wang Chenshi, Zi Xueying." It's all over now, I don't know how to explain it when I go back.

"Brother Zihao is so lucky to be able to marry such a talented woman. I am envious of others." Cui Zhang complimented without any envy.

Everyone uttered words of envy, but no one expressed envy, which made me lose face.

"Brother Zihao is really pitiful. With such a wife in his family, how can he hold his head high?" escort A whispered to escort B.

"Yes, this type of woman can only be viewed from a distance, and should not be played with. If I marry this wife, I will definitely refuse to die!" Accompanying B looked solemn and sympathetic.

"Hey, you don't know that the etiquette of this Wang family is quite different from ours. Zihao has to keep his husband's morals at home and report everything to his wife. Today..." Cheng Chu finally regained his strength and used Don't you know you need to use a low-pitched voice to spread gossip?

Princess Lanling listened carefully to the discussions of the gossip kings, and obviously became more interested in me.

I was helpless, this group of people did not shy away from me who was so close to me, spreading all kinds of rumors that made me out of nothing, which made me very annoyed. Could it be that they regarded me as the second brother Guan in the shrine?