Tang Dynasty good man

Chapter [-] Chaos

Duoling three, what kind of illegal organization is this?Take a look at the stinky guy, this guy still looks very vicious, quite like a member of al Qaeda in later generations.

He is a very naive guy, thinking that by playing the banner of independence, he can meet the largest empire on the planet, the most powerful and terrifying government-business joint venture, His Royal Highness Princess Lanling.Not to mention his younger brother, a leader of a small tribe, even the Prime Minister of Tubo came here in person. Lan Lingyuan's reluctance to meet him is still a problem.

It's stinky, but I still take good care of this guy in my heart. People keep saying that you should treat it as a friend. Naturally, I can't do too much. I called the manager of the toilet water workshop to come in and told him to go to the house to report that there are foreign friends coming to China to make trouble , Let the guards of the palace rush over to rescue him.

Er Niangzi's work efficiency is still very high. This is his field of expertise. The Er Niangzi moment was staged under the watchful eyes of everyone. She was alone, empty-handed, and the other guards spread out in a circle. They received such a high standard of courtesy, stunned, puzzled, and then scattered on the ground like dismantled plastic toys, without even having time to question and curse.Er Niangzi's style of work has always been like this, she took it apart neatly, and her chin was removed at the same time.

Shaking his head, Er Niangzi's skills are not up to par, she still has to practice!It doesn't have the style of a martial arts master at all. Those who fly around all have acupuncture points, and it doesn't take so much effort.Think about the scene where the handsome bandit commander Chu Liuxiang fights against the glamorous and flowery Shi Guanyin mm. The victory is suave and suave, and the defeat is stunning; Thinking, it's unsightly, gentle and disgraceful.

The stinky man didn't expect me to play such a trick. Although he was taken apart first, the anger in his eyes still made people feel a little guilty.Screen back left and right.Facing the stinky man alone, he bowed his hands and apologized with helplessness on his face, and said sadly: "Brother Maoxuewang, I have no choice but to offend you, so I apologize. This is to ensure your safety. You must know that the Tubo envoy There are many eyes and ears in Chang'an. If you know that you little Duoling three tribes dare to openly show favor to our country. Let alone food, there is no guarantee that you can go back alive. Since we are here, we are friends again. As a friend, I will I have an obligation to help you and ensure the safety of your life and property. Otherwise, you promise to stay under my surveillance. If you are dissatisfied with the world and clamor for food, I will do my best to help you. Otherwise... right? "These people are straight-headed.Even if Brother Xuewang has a scheming heart, it is very limited. It is easy for me to refuse. If they are kicked out here, who knows which princely mansion they will go to find a partner, and the city will be full of troubles.Once the Tubo envoys are alerted, it will add a lot of trouble to Lanling's peaceful evolution plan.

The stinky boy hummed and wanted to express his gratitude?I don't like to be appreciated by others, so I turned around and left very chicly after speaking.Go out and tell the second lady to go back and take a bath, otherwise she will be dismissed by the wife and so on.Arrange for a few good employees who are not afraid of the smell to pull these Tubo wretches into the barn and tie the joints firmly. As for Brother Maoxuewang, I will tie them up in a separate place, and I will take a shower first.

"How do you hit people?" Ying was very dissatisfied with the way I treated customers, and even ordered the kitchen to prepare delicious meals for international friends to send over. reputation."

"If you don't understand, don't ask. Only a few people from the family did the work before and after, and no outsiders knew about it. I warned them all. It's no big deal for the whole family to be expelled from Wangjiazhuangzi." This matter can't be discussed with Ying, and I don't want her to be blind Worrying, I took a few steps closer and stretched my arm over, "Smell it, see if the smell is still strong? I've washed it three times."

Ying frowned, took a few breaths carefully, and said with a smile: "There is more. It will take two or three days to disappear. Today I will sleep with my mother, and when I wake up tomorrow morning and smell the second daughter, I will know whether my husband has done anything wrong at night."

How come.I lifted my sleeve and smelled it, but I couldn't smell it, so I just took a bottle of toilet water and dabbed some on my body. It seems that the improvement in technology in the past two years has made the scent of toilet water stronger, and the fragrance made me cough. "It's urgent, I'll go out for a while, and go to bed early with the second daughter at night, don't wait for me."

Ying raised her head to look at me, opened her mouth to ask, but immediately dismissed the idea, got up and tugged on my long gown, "Take some people away, let the second lady follow."

"No, you're going to bed early." I pinched Ying's face, took off the treasured knife from the wall and hung it up, and took a waist card and put it on, "Oh, by the way, Mr. Gaodi will come to the agricultural school tomorrow. Just come out and receive him, and let the housekeeper greet you kindly. He will come to see the depression in our house, and treat him according to the same etiquette." Different from receiving his subordinates, Cheng Chu's teacher should not be negligent in terms of etiquette. Teachers are respected in this day and age The ethos of teaching is good, you must abide by it.

"Is that Dezhao's teacher you mentioned?" Ying nodded, "Don't worry, go back early."

After getting on the horse, he went to inspect the barn. Everything was normal, and then the flying horse came up to Lanling Zhuangzi.

It was getting late, and the Lanling Mansion even picked up big lanterns, and several vehicles were pulling and delivering things to Xiamaling Xinzhuangzi, and it was very busy.Lan Ling didn't expect me to come here so late, he was a little surprised, then he smelled my nonsensical perfume and didn't know what trick I was up to, "My stomach doesn't hurt anymore? Where are you running to disgust me?"

"Does it smell good?" Shaking wildly, he took off the waist knife and threw it aside, and leaned comfortably on the soft couch, "I came to see you, special perfume."

"It's a serious problem," Lan Ling sniffed at me, "strange smell, what is it covering up? Spraying perfume?" Stretching out his feet, he moved me to the couch, took off his socks and curled up, "something's wrong Just sit down and talk about things, if you have nothing to do, I will treat you as if you have come to stay overnight, and I will serve you to freshen up."

Pointing to the hair, "When I came here, I washed it three times. I didn't do it. Why do you wash it?" He took a favorable position and pulled a big pillow to lean against him, and patted his side, "Do you remember that stinky person in Tubo?"

Lan Ling pursed his lips and smiled, carefully squeezed beside me to sniff around, "No wonder you sprayed perfume in the bath, and your wife was not allowed to go to the kang because of the stench, so she came here to bully my concubine?"

"He wants to buy food," shrinking into the soft couch, ignoring Lan Ling's teasing, "this time he came here specially to buy food."

"Oh?" Lan Ling sat up after hearing this, smiled resentfully, and lay down beside me again, "Where is the person now?"

He looked at Lanling.Shaking his head helplessly, "Look, it's still the same, as if you really have plans to be a husband and a child."

"Isn't this going to be corrected!" Lan Ling shrugged at me in embarrassment, "I don't want to let me take care of it, and report to me under the moon, it's not so teasing."

"Hehe," stretched out his hand to wrap Lan Ling in his arms.Patted her on the back, "I have to tell you, I just don't want to see your eagerness. Well, he came here on behalf of Duoling Sanbu and said to do grain business with me, but I didn't agree, so he said I want to meet you."

"What about now?" Lan Ling laughed lightly, "You won't let that stinky guy out, will you?"

"It's tied up with a few of my subordinates in the stable. I didn't ask about the matters below, and I don't want to ask. I'll wait for you to deal with it." Withdrawing his arms from under Lan Ling's body, he stretched them a few times, "Leave the rest to you It’s the best thing to do. I’ll try to be less prominent, it’s boring.”

"You still have to ask, but you have to discuss it in advance." Lan Ling got up and moved a headlight over, took the Tubo map and spread it on the soft couch, and climbed up to search for it. "Duo Ling... Where is Duo Ling?"

"How do I know? Their name is different from ours. If you ask me, who should I ask?" Having said that, he also crawled on the map to help him start looking, and vaguely recalled the conversations he had with the stinky man several times. , vaguely found a place with a relatively similar pronunciation, "Mao Sanduo (an old place name, the pronunciation is roughly like this. But the words can't be typed, depressed)?"

"I'm afraid, it's closer to our side, but there is a dead baby department (same as above) in the middle, and the food can't be passed directly. I'm afraid that I will be robbed if I leave Jiannan, right?" Lan Ling didn't look worried at all, Happy to worry about the three parts of Duoling.

"You mess it up. Just pick one for support. Has anyone asked you for help from the dead baby?" These words are uncomfortable to read, and there are not many fluent.It's like playing strong hand chess.Food is the bargaining chip, and whoever lives in the land has to pay some public food. Now that there are stinky men as leads, it is also interesting to support a pro-Tang force nearby and the Tubo people to do it right.But according to the marks on the map, the Shiwa Division is obviously much larger than the Duoling Division, and it is one of the hard-line forces that support the Tubo Prime Minister. The border with the Tang Empire is also long, and many troops are stationed there. Ling Sanbu is obviously not his opponent, and is still fighting for independence. The stinky man wants Sanbu to be ransacked and wiped out.

"It doesn't matter," Lan Ling suddenly threw Maple under the soft couch, threw himself on me, and said briskly and happily: "Don't watch it, I finally came here, the wax is half burnt..."

"Pretend, I must have a plan." Blocking Lan Ling's approach, he pressed his shoulder and moved down forcefully.The following things are obviously more interesting than studying the map of Tubo. Compared with geography, mountains, rivers and landforms, I think I am more interested in the structure of the human body; of course, knowledge of biochemistry and physics is also necessary, and the conversion between functions and functions The fun of reading makes people unable to extricate themselves, and it seems that my attainments in physics have improved further.

Early in the morning, I sent someone to ask for a leave of absence from the agricultural school, and I came back to entertain the stinky boy, while Lanling needed to make a small arrangement, and the troops were divided into two groups.The stinky man didn't intend to run away. Although he spent the night in the barn, he didn't feel wronged. The only dissatisfaction is that my former good friend suddenly turned his back on him and his subordinates. See me coming His face turned stubbornly and he just focused on eating.

"Brother Maoxuewang, please stay overnight in the dormitory..."

"You are not worthy to talk to me, you are not my friend! My name is Rawang Maotsan." The stinky man finished his meal a few times, hooked a bundle of hay with his feet and put it under his buttocks, sat upright and carefully arranged the gold and silver ornaments on his body .

"This is for the safety of Brother Lawang." I still smiled, gave Er Niangzi a look, and signaled him to go out, "Since it is for food, you can't do it so loudly, and I won't leave you in Wang's house If so, with your character, brother, you must have already been imprisoned in the government."

"Is it shameful to buy food? We have no food to eat, but you use good grain to feed your livestock. We should be punished if we exchange real money for the food you can't eat? By friends Beaten?" The stinky man thought it was unfair, Jiannan didn't sell it to him, so he ran to Chang'an to find a friend in a high-ranking official, thinking that it was only natural for friends to help each other, but the gap between ideal and reality was too big, although the breakfast in the morning was still very rich tasty.

"Oh," I moved a bale of hay and sat down opposite him, "Look, the relations between the countries are a bit abnormal recently, and you can't buy them in Jiannan, nor in Chang'an. What I can help you with is Don't let you be here by your own people..." He smiled and made a cutting gesture. "You know, after all, it's a matter between two countries. If you change your identity, think about it from my standpoint."

"I only have friends, only Duo Ling, and only you think I am from Tubo." The stinky man was a little disappointed, he felt that there should not be so many grades among friends, let alone national boundaries. "No one told me that I was from Tubo since I was born. I grew up in Duoling. The place where I got rich is Wangjiazhuangzi. When you thought I was an enemy of Tubo, I still regarded you as a friend. Now you let me and you Think about changing identities, do you think that identities between friends can be exchanged?" It may be that the values ​​are different, and the gap in ideas makes the stinky man a little sad, and the straightforward man doesn't know how to hide his feelings. "My father passed away and I have a brother. Well, when my elder brother drove me out, he gave me half of the property in the treasury. He also had his own small territory. Although there are not many people in the territory, maybe not as many as the people in the toilet water workshop, but this is not what you should A reason to bully your friends!"

What the stinky man said made me a little unhappy. I didn't know how to make friends with people I've only met a few times, and I never thought that there could be real friends in business.But no matter whether he is acting or sincere, it is difficult for me to refute in terms of emotion and reason.

Some reasons can be heard from the stinky man's words. The Tubo people have a strong sense of territory, but they have an extremely indifferent sense of country.He only claimed to be born in the place of birth, and he didn't even know why he became a Tibetan.It can be heard from his words that his affection for Wangjiazhuangzi is deeper than that for the motherland.It is a miracle that a country that is barbaric and backward, and that is loosely connected by the powerful force of large tribes, can pose such a great threat to the well-established and well-equipped Tang Empire.

"Are the people in your territory starving?" This is what I am most concerned about. I don't know much about the current situation in Tubo.It was after Tuyuhun provoked that military retaliation was carried out.

The stinky man shook his head, and said with a happy face: "The people in my territory are the happiest people in Duoling. There are countless cattle and sheep, endless barley, and the cellar is full of fine wine, which is better than what you invite me to drink." Good wine is more mellow. Every night, there are beautiful girls waiting for me on the tall building with toilet water and fragrance. I like this kind of day..." When I said this, my face suddenly darkened, "But suddenly one day. It was the first time last year. When it snowed heavily for the first time, I found that the neighbors around me were starving, including my brother who had endless fertile land.”

I nod.I can imagine the feeling of a fat sheep among a group of wolves, the life of the stinky man is not easy.

The stinky man pointed to his own eyes, "Brothers are like eyes. You can't get too close to each other, and you can't get too far away from each other. You can only depend on each other for a long time. This is the best place. But famine spread in my brother's territory. Make everything different from before, cattle and sheep are always being robbed, and the people in my territory have to take up weapons made by the Tang people to chop down on their former good neighbors in order to protect their homes."

It seems that the stinky man didn't suffer a loss. This guy may have used his business relationship to acquire a lot of standard weapons eliminated by Tang Jun.Because the production of standard parts for the new-style weights and measures of the imperial court has been scaled up, the guards have begun to refit on a large scale, and the few troops stationed on the border have gradually begun to phase out some old equipment, which will inevitably make the wealthy and stinky men get bored Loophole.

"Then you're not afraid that someone will take the opportunity to plunder your property after running so far?" I was a little worried for the smelly man, he was a reckless guy.

"The oath of the Duoling people..." The stinky man glanced at me contemptuously, "No one will touch a hanging pot on my territory until I escort a large amount of food back, even if they starve to death."

Although I don't understand the inevitable connection between starvation and the hanging pot, I may feel a trace of innocence from the smelly man.I can swear, I can keep my oath... In other words, compared to a stinky man, I am a scumbag. "How do you plan to transport it back? You know that not only is Duoling starving, but how do you plan to bypass the hungry dead babies?"

"Dead baby?" The smelly man was a little at a loss, "You mean the south? But Duoling is far away from them, why do you want to bypass the tribe hundreds of miles away from Duoling?"

"Ah! Aren't you three spears?"

"How could it be Sanduo Lance? Sanduo Lance has become a battlefield. They attacked Bie Shu to the west, but Bie Shu's sister brought people back and killed him. Sanduo Lance is now hiding in death. The children's department dare not come out." The stinky man is indeed a businessman, and the news is faster than that of Lanling, and he has never heard such a comprehensive report. "We are Yaqiduo, and we are less than two hundred miles away from your Yazhou. Will our Yaqiduo be robbed in Tang Kingdom?"

Maybe this guy can sing the love song of Kangding, maybe the name is wrong, so I can understand the exact location of their tribe, the key is that the smell on his body misleads my judgment, I didn’t expect it, living in such a beautiful place Why doesn't the place know how to take a bath?

Lanling and I are idiots, we are self-righteous climbing the map and pointing things out, but the intense celebration makes my waist sore now, it's too embarrassing.But Lanling would be happier in this way, if it was recovered, it would be worth far more than that dead baby.