Tang Dynasty good man

I hate this dynasty night!Even if it is a big family, at night, there is no way!I can't help but curse this evil old society in my heart!

Maintaining personal hygiene is an important condition for harmony between husband and wife, so I decided to give my new body a good cleaning.

I have already met with several important servants in my family today, and I wrote down their addresses very carefully, including my life secretary, the little girl who brought tea and water and helped me wash my face and feet yesterday. Her name is Second daughter.

Most girls in this era are born without a name, only a title, and they take their husband's surname after they get married.

I think they're really free, and I'm kind of envious.If I don't pay back the money I borrowed, the creditor can grab me, shout my name, and embarrass me.If I were more carefree and ran away, my ancestors would be unlucky for several generations, and would be cursed by creditors from positive 18 generations to negative 18 generations, so that even the people in the underworld would lose face.So if I borrow something from others, I must pay it back clearly.

But if the second daughter succeeds in escaping after borrowing money, the creditor will drink dichlorvos.Because he didn't know who he lent the money to, and he didn't even have the chance to curse her family's ancestors. If he suffered a loss, he would die.

I gave the second daughter my first order in this world - to take a bath, and then I followed her to prepare.I don't want to see a 14-year-old girl pour me a whole basin of bath water, a big basin that I can lie in straight. (The bedroom and the bathing house are separate, and my house has a dedicated bathroom)

The second daughter is very uncomfortable, and Ying is also a little uncomfortable, and I am at ease.

The process of fetching water was intense, and the two daughters desperately wanted to obtain the right to make barrels, but...I taught her a lesson, no matter what age, the strong are always in a dominant position, although I am tired and out of breath.

Ying watched all this without saying a word, without interfering.Maybe it's because there is no fourth person in the inner house.

Seeing that there was almost enough water in the big basin, I gave a second command to ask Ying to wash first, because I knew she needed a cleaning more urgently than me.I was a gentleman standing outside the door waiting for her.

After a while, Ying came out, fragrant.The second daughter followed from the room with a bucket, obviously changing the water.

"Second daughter, pour the water back into the basin, it's clean, I can use it." I think it's natural for a couple to soak in a basin of water, and there is no need to waste resources one by one.

The second daughter looked at Ying somewhat conflictedly, and couldn't help but make up her mind.

Ying nodded and signaled the second daughter to wait for me to take a bath, so there was no need to change the water.

"I come by myself, I don't need to wait, I'm used to washing alone. You should do whatever you want."

"You go and heat up the fire, don't worry about it here." Ying found out my embarrassment and sent the second daughter away.

"My husband, I will serve you in the shower." Ying generously pushed me into the bathroom.

For my wife, there is nothing to be taboo, and I also took off my clothes freely and entered the water.

The water temperature is really high. It seems that the second daughter is doing a great job. After a while, I cook the same color as the cooked shrimp, which is fun!

Ying loosened my hair tie and began to rub my hair.My hair is so long that it falls loose like an octopus, and I can strangle or hang myself with it whenever I want.

Tang Dynasty also has bath products. Ying took a gray-black object and applied it on my hair, then "rubbed" it, then applied it, and then... there was no foam, but it had the effect of removing oil stains.

The whole bathing process is that I wash my whole body by myself, and Ying washes my hair for me.I washed my whole body, but her hair was only half washed.So I helped her wash the other half.The difference is that I was scared when I washed my hair, but Ying washed it with gusto.

In name, they are mandarin ducks and yu, and there is no beauty at all. The two of them are teaching each other with their hair, and the whole process is dull.

The two went back to bed (a real night in the Tang Dynasty) and played a guessing game. This time it was a real guess, and the loser had to tell a story.Although the game is naive, it is better than nothing.

"On the other side of the sea, there is a piece of land about the size of Tang Dynasty. There are many countries on that land. There is a country ruled by an evil king. The king has a beautiful daughter. Because of political needs, The king wanted to marry the princess to another monarch, but the princess fell in love with a handsome young man, so... At last the handsome young man rescued the princess and came to a beautiful place. lead a happy life".

"This is the best story I've ever heard", Ying Yi in my arms "but that princess is a bitch!"

"Why?" This comment surprised me.

"The marriage contract made by the parents, how can it be a joke? And the other party is the monarch of a country, and her status does not disgrace her. Even if she disagrees, will she not commit suicide? It is really possible to hook up with a white man. This kind of woman should take off her clothes and soak in the pig cage! Since she has no shame, why should she wear any clothes! Soaking in the pig cage is really cheap for her."

I'm petrifying......

Listening to the delicate and fragrant Ying uttering such vicious words, the thin shirt behind me was soaked.I couldn't make the connection between a romantic love story and the torture of dipping a pig in a cage, but my wife did.It seems that I still can't keep up with the way of thinking of women in the Tang Dynasty, and I think I still haven't worked hard enough.

"Sir, talk to me, are you right?"

"You're absolutely right." I nodded firmly, "That princess should definitely dip~~ dip that......."

"Soak the pig cage!" Ying showed her true colors again.

"Sanggong, do you guess whether the chess pieces in my hand are single or double? If you guess right, I will tell you a story about soaking a pig cage." Ying looked at me expectantly.

spelled, "double"

Looking at the three black pawns in Ying Nayu's hand, I let out a sigh of relief, finally I don't have to listen to her story.

So I started to talk from the Romance of the Gods to Qin Shihuang's sweep of Liuhe. I vomited a little blood, but she listened with gusto.

Can not give up!So I talked about the struggle for hegemony between Chu and Han to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.God, looking at her little eyes with a strong desire for knowledge, I will continue!

When it came to the modern history of the Tang Dynasty, my lovely wife finally let out a soft snoring sound. It seems that all the girls don’t like modern history.

Carefully looking at Ying in her arms, her narrowed eyes, her long curly eyelashes trembling slightly, a few freckles dotted around her small and exquisite nose, her ruddy mouth with small gaps open, her snow-white The front teeth are barely visible.

What a real feeling, holding her, I feel like I have everything.

I can't connect her with the pig cage allusion, and while I don't agree with her, it's my responsibility, so I support her decision.

I broke into her life. Although I have nearly 1500 years more knowledge than her, I have no right to change her mind.She is my wife, she is good to me, that's enough.

Looking at Ying who is sleeping soundly, seeing her lying in my arms, watching her give everything to me without reservation, but I still question whether that damned princess should be immersed in a pig cage.

Should!That's too bad, don't talk about that princess in the future, even if Ying puts women all over the world in a pigsty, I will firmly support and faithfully carry it out with my own hands!

I would.