Tang Dynasty good man

I pulled up the second daughter and jumped into the threshold. Accountant Hu also followed me back in a jerk. Butler Qian was startled by my yell, and moved back a few steps mechanically.

"Come in!" I felt relieved when I entered the doorway. I stood in front of the second daughter and called out to Butler Qian, who was still standing in a daze not far from the fire, "Hurry up!" Time told the housekeeper to stand far away.I don't know what kind of explosion method it is.

"Here we come!" Steward Qian was a little nervous by the crowd's reaction, but he quickly calmed down, and agreed in a leisurely manner. Facing the fire, he retreated unhurriedly towards the door of the mansion. He didn't want to give up the moment of witnessing the onset of this new gadget, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

Just when I was about to urge the housekeeper to evacuate again, there was a deafening bang, and then the whole fire was scattered by the powerful impact of the firecrackers, and the gray smoke with sparks filled the gate of the mansion. Around, the two stone beasts at the gate were clattered by flying bamboo knots.Everything in front of me happened so suddenly, I only subconsciously pressed the second girl behind me, and even forgot to turn around, witnessing the power of homemade firecrackers the whole time, the effect was really not fake.

At the same time as the explosion sounded, Steward Qian was about seven or eight meters away from the scene of the explosion, and fell on his back in response.

"Uncle Qian!" Before the smoke cleared, I rushed towards the housekeeper.At such an old age, there is really something wrong.

Steward Qian was lying on his back in the snow in a "big" shape, his fat face was stained black with flying soot, his eyes were tightly closed, his facial muscles were twisted, his teeth were gritted, his hands and feet were accompanied by pain Regular intermittent twitching, the state does not look very optimistic.

I took some snow and wiped it on his face, wiped it vigorously a few times, and the oily and fat face appeared again, smooth.There was no trauma, at least not being bombed, and my hanging heart was slightly relieved.

At this time, Accountant Hu also ran over worriedly, "Mr. Hu, help me, and carry Uncle Qian back first." I put my hands on the limp housekeeper and greeted him.

"Okay, okay." Accountant Hu also panicked. He grabbed Butler Qian's legs and lifted them up. He didn't grasp the strength well, staggered me, and let go of the butler's arms.With a flutter, the butler's upper body fell into the snow again. Fortunately, the snow was so thick that if it were the usual green brick floor, he would have fallen half to death just now.

"Alas..." The butler was breathed out by the straight fall, and the distortion of his face gradually eased, and a trembling moan came out of his mouth, which sounded miserable and sad, and the goose feathers flew The location of the snow reminds me of the excerpt of Yang Bailao's "suicide" in the famous musical "The White Haired Girl".

"Brother Qian, wake up, wake up." Mr. Hu had regained his composure, and the people holding the butler called out repeatedly, while the other hand kept flapping on the butler's chest to help him breathe.I also kept stretching the butler's limbs repeatedly to help him speed up blood circulation.

"Ah... ah..." Accountant Hu's first aid technique worked. After a few suppressed groans, the butler slowly opened his eyes, looked around dully, and burst into tears. There was grievance in the crying, a little daughter-in-law who was abused by her mother-in-law.

Accountant Hu and I looked at each other, and both of us let out a long sigh of relief at the same time.The boulder in my heart finally fell to the ground, and it would be fine if I could cry, which proved that the butler's thinking was basically normal.

Turning around, I looked for the second daughter, and found that she was carefully collecting the bamboo joints that had just been blown apart, holding a small bundle of relatively intact ones in her arms, and she was doing it very seriously.The stinky girl is so heartless, people set off firecrackers desperately for her, not only did she not show any signs of it, she even collected the culprits, thinking of making a comeback.

I yelled hard: "Second daughter! Come here!"

The second daughter jumped up and down holding the bamboo joints with excitement on her face.The butler saw the bamboo pole in the arms of the second daughter, who was half-sitting on the snow and couldn't help moving back, the muscles on her face were beating, and the panic in her eyes was like hitting a ghost.

Alas, poor old money.Just now, I was known as a master of violent poles for more than [-] years, but in a blink of an eye, I suffered from rod-shaped object phobia.

"Stay far away, stand far away," I hurriedly pushed the second daughter away, and stepped forward to help the housekeeper, "Uncle Qian, are you feeling better?"

"Let me sit down, it's scary." Qian Butler said with lingering fear.

It's good to be able to talk, it seems that he has almost recovered, and said to Hu's accountant: "Mr. Hu, call some servants to come over and clean up the door. I will help Uncle Qian go in."

"Don't, don't worry." The butler hurriedly called Accountant Hu to stop, "I'll go in and call later, this time my legs are weak and I can't get up, it would be embarrassing to ask the servants to see me."

I looked around, the surrounding area was empty, maybe it was a busy year, and no one came to watch the excitement. "Then help Uncle Qian go in first, it's not a problem to sit on the snow. Mr. Hu, you help the other side." Accountant Hu and I were on one side, holding the housekeeper, "Let's go!" The two of us worked together and finally got in. concierge.

"Mr. Hu, the old man's legs are weak, and he can't walk. Help me get a pair of pants from my room, both inside and out. The old man was so scared that I peed in the crotch, and I lost my life!" Steward Qian regained his composure, I don't care about face, my body is important.

"Okay, you sit down first, let's avoid it for a while." I pulled the second daughter who was holding back a smile, and stuffed her out first, and then walked out quickly with Accountant Hu, and the three of them walked quickly. Far away from the concierge, he finally couldn't help but exploded.The second daughter leaned on my back with a smile, and kept slipping downwards. Accountant Hu has been a bit out of control since he heard that the housekeeper "peeded" his pants. When he came out, he trembled all over. I covered my stomach and coughed, with snot and tears.

"Be serious! Haha, be serious! Hahaha..." I tried my best to maintain the image of the head of the family, "Hu...haha, Mr. Hu, get your pants quickly, don't let Uncle Qian catch a cold. Second daughter, beat me down Back, hurry up, hahaha, hurry up!" I can't do it, I feel like I'm going to die.The second girl didn't have time to beat my back anymore, she squatted on the ground, if it wasn't for my legs to support her, she would have rolled down immediately, and the bamboo pole in her arms was scattered all over the ground.

"If you don't stay at home, why don't you watch what kind of pig you kill? It's all your fault, and find out who died!" I picked up the second daughter, slapped her twice, and strode back to the back house.

Oops, I lost all energy from laughing just now, and as soon as I entered the room, I lay down on the kang, not wanting to move.

"Husband, can I ask the housekeeper to make a few more shots?" The second daughter climbed on top of me obediently and asked expectantly.

"No way!" I squirmed a few times and got out of the "Mao" "Mao" coat, "I didn't see how dangerous it is? You are not allowed to play with that in the future! I will go to the front and collect the torch in a while!" Looked The second daughter, whose eyes were rolling wildly, was a little worried when she remembered that there were still more than half a bowl of fire medicine left in the porter's room.

"Well, it was so dangerous just now." The second girl stuck out her tongue, with a look of fear, "Is my husband tired? I will beat my husband's legs, please stare for a while." Help me get off He took off his shoes, pulled the quilt over me, and tapped on my legs.

Nice and comfortable.The heated kang was beaten by the second daughter, and I quickly lost consciousness and fell into a deep sleep.

what sound?He has no sense of public morality, and makes people sleepless.I don't know how long I slept, but I was awakened by a faint noise. I was the only one on the kang, and I called out: "Second girl!"

No one agreed.broken!Dead girl film.I got up quickly, spilled my shoes, and rushed to the front yard.

Sure enough, there was a group of people standing at the gate, the second daughter, Accountant Hu, and Steward Qian were all there, and there were a few more maidservants in front of the second daughter.It seems that Steward Qian has recovered from the incident just now, and has regained his vitality. At this time, he is proudly holding a bamboo pole and preparing to go out.

Everyone was attracted by the heroism of the butler, and they didn't even realize that I was behind me.Don't say anything, just watch and talk.

Several small fires were scattered outside the door, much smaller than before.Steward Qian walked over with a bamboo pole, thrust the bamboo head into the fire, twisted his waist, turned around, galloped, and jumped into the threshold at the same time.Accompanied by the sound of "Boom", several servant girls screamed excitedly, and Steward Qian showed a mighty smile on his fat face, completely different from the half-dead look just now.

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Today, I was dragged to a picnic in the mountains by some colleagues. Six people drank nine bottles of Taibai and two bundles of beer. I can't remember how I came back.I just sobered up, and started a chapter in a daze.

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