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Chapter 98 The Immortal Under the Moon

I had no choice but to smile subtly and said, "Guard Huang is just making fun of me, so don't take it seriously."

Yue Lao acted as if he had never heard of it, and continued to say as if he wanted to reminisce about the past: "Actually, when I was young, I also liked to make marriages for others.

At that time, Hongsu and I were very close, and we often sneaked to the mortal world, listening to music and watching operas.After years and years, I feel that the stories of love and love that are told in those brothel porn in the world are full of twists and turns.

I have a box of red crisps and I plan to match a couple according to the way the girls in the brothel say "talented man and beautiful man". "

I couldn't help laughing, and suddenly felt that the fairy under the moon and Fengchai red crisp were really interesting.

Seeing that I was very interested, Yuelao said happily: "That year, Hongsu and I happened to know that there was a scholar named Wei Gu in the inn who was visiting friends. Hongsu and I immediately fell in love with him."

What Yuelao said was quite funny, and the tone of a big girl in a flower building picking on Mr. Ruyi really made me laugh, and I said with a smile: "This scholar surnamed Wei is really lucky. Fayan."

Yuelao was full of enthusiasm, and continued: "Hongsu turned into a guest surnamed Zhang, and stayed at the inn with Wei Gu. I heard that Wei Gu has not married yet.

Hongsu enthusiastically said that she would introduce the local prefect's daughter to him, and Hongsu agreed with him to meet in front of the Longxing Temple the next morning and tell Wei Gu the woman's reply. "

Guanshi Huang looked very interested in gossip, swam to my side, and asked with a smile: "You and Hongsu can't really tell that a good scholar cheated to the wilderness?"

Yuelao said unconvinced: "Look at you old man, what you say is really unpleasant!"

Caught between Guanshi Huang and Lao Yue, I suddenly felt a bit of a dilemma, and I didn't know who to speak for, so I simply closed my mouth.

Fortunately, Guanshi Huang shook the cigarette stick as if nothing had happened, and Yue Lao talked about the past in a peaceful manner, "Speaking of it, this Wei Gu was very moved by Hongsu.

At the fourth watch of the next day, Wei Gu got up in a hurry and rushed to Longxing Temple.

When Hongsu and I saw Wei Gu arriving, we felt a little excited about our success.

So, I turned into an old man with silver beard and hair sitting on the steps, leaning on the cloth bag and flipping through the book to the moon.Na Wei Gu was hesitant, looked left and right for Zhihu, but still came to my side to take a peek.

Wei Gu didn't know a single word of the book in my hand, so he said to me: "Xiaosheng is familiar with scriptures, why can't he know a single word?" '

I smiled and said to him in a fright: "This is not an ordinary book in the world, how do you know it?"The above is the marriage letter of the marriage between men and women in the world. '

Wei Gu was dubious, and asked what was in the cloth bag.

I said: 'It is a red thread, used to tie the feet of husband and wife. A man and a woman are tied at birth. In the future, even if there is a family of enemies, a disparity between rich and poor, ugly and beautiful, and thousands of miles apart, they will become husband and wife. . '

Wei Gu became more and more surprised, and couldn't wait to ask me: "Which daughter should Xiaosheng's wife be?" '

I pretended to flip through the book, and then said with regret: "The daughter of Mrs. Chen, who sells vegetables in the north of the south store in the city, is three years old this year, and married you when she was 16 years old."As for the daughter of the local governor, she has nothing to do with you. '"

I couldn't help asking curiously: "What the immortal and senior Hongsu said is inconsistent, I'm afraid the scholar is very disappointed?"

Yuelao responded, "Isn't it? Then Wei Gu told me bluntly, when Chen Po's baby girl was 16 years old, she was already [-] years old, how could it be so many years away.

So I fooled him and said, "Can I see my future lady?" '

With a wave of my hand, I led him into a market. Nawei Gu saw a woman who was blind in one eye and staggered towards him with a little girl in her arms.

I pointed to the little girl and said, "This is your wife." '

Unexpectedly, Wei Gu was very surprised at first, but then he was very angry. He said: "How can I, a well-educated and reasonable person, marry the vulgar daughter of a country old woman? It's better to kill her." '"

When Yue Lao said this, he already looked at me with an expression of watching the show. I really didn't expect such a turning point in the story, so I was stunned for a while.

Guanshi Huang interjected, and said, "You and Hongsu really don't have very good eyesight! A young scholar who chooses thousands of choices really has a bad heart!"

Yuelao smiled foolishly, "Hongsu and I really didn't expect that scholar surnamed Wei to say such a thing.

Seeing Wei Gu's resolute expression, I deliberately said: "It's already tied with a red rope, how can it be reversed?" '

After getting angry with him, I floated away. "

I couldn't help but wonder, did things end with such ups and downs?

Seeing that there was still curiosity in my brows and eyes, Yue Lao laughed rather self-deprecatingly: "Speaking of which, Hong Su and I were the ones who got it wrong.

Because of me messing around with Hongsu, this Wei Gu really wanted to kill him, and he didn't care about my warning at all.

If Hongsu and I were not watching in the human world, his servant would really have killed the little girl.Fortunately, the servant was timid, and only pierced the little girl's eyebrow, and was frightened by me and Hongsu pretending to be a ghost, and ran away. "

Steward Huang said in a lively manner: "You almost killed someone with Hongsu like this, it's a bit difficult to explain back to Tiangong!"

Yuelao sighed deeply in front of me, and said: "That's why, when I talk with Hongsu again, I don't want to think about those stories about gifted scholars and beautiful ladies, it's really to teach Wei Gu a good lesson.

After Hongsu and I rescued the little girl, I learned that Mrs. Chen, who sells vegetables for a living, is the nurse of the girl.

Later, Hongsu told Chen Po that the girl's uncle Wang Tai had become the governor, and Chen Po gave the girl to Wang Tai for adoption.

Fortunately, we didn't harm other people's lives, Hongsu and I thought of a way to harm Wei Gu after finishing the matter of the girl doll. "

Yuelao talked about these past events quite wildly, Guanshi Huang and I listened with gusto, only Cen Ye followed behind in silence.

Yuelao thought about it and asked me, "Little beauty, guess what happened in the end?"

With a twinkle in my eyes, I smiled sincerely and said, "The most horrifying thing is that the person next to the pillow is someone who thought he was killed."

Yuelao gave me an admiring look, and then said: "You are really a watery little beauty, who coincides with me and Hongsu's thoughts. If Hongsu sees you, she will be happy."

Yue Lao kept talking about "Red Crisp", and I really became very interested in this legendary "Red Crisp".

Yuelao continued: "In the beginning, Hongsu and I wanted to arrange a bad marriage for him. Unexpectedly, year after year, Hongsu would often pretend to be a good person and matchmaker for Wei Gu's marriage proposal, but it was unsuccessful.

In the blink of an eye, more than ten years have passed, and Wei Gu's family has not been completed, but it has been established.

It happened that Wang Tai admired his talent and learning, Hongsu and I turned into Taoists, Wang Tai believed our nonsense, betrothed his daughter to him, and chose an auspicious day to worship and get married.

And the bride, Wang Shi, was the little girl back then, now she is twenty-eight years old, and she is as beautiful as a fairy from a fairyland, Wei Gu is very satisfied, and the husband and wife respect each other as guests. "

Guanshi Huang seemed dissatisfied with the ending, and said, "How could it be a harmonious and beautiful ending?"

Yuelao said helplessly: "As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage!

At the beginning, Hongsu and I were just trying to play around, seeing them singing in harmony, how can we bear to ruin their happy life by our blind mischief? "

I asked in a low voice, "Did things just pass in such an unclear way?"

Yuelao said regretfully: "I originally planned to just muddle along and let it go, but I couldn't be bothered, so I insisted on spreading the matter to Wei Gu."

Yuelao changed the subject, and said again: "Unfortunately, before Hongsu had time to do anything, Wei Gu discovered the abnormality himself.

Speaking of which, the bride always has a colorful flower in between her eyebrows, and she doesn't take it off when she sleeps at night, and she has to put it on again after bathing.

Wei Gu couldn't help asking why.

Wang said that she was stabbed by gangsters when she was a child, and she used stickers to cover up the scars.

Wei Gu was secretly surprised, and then asked about his wife's life experience, and Wang told the truth, only then did he realize that his wife was the girl she saw in the market back then.

Wei Gu was very surprised, remembering the time when he met me in front of Longxing Temple and turned over the book, he believed that I was the matchmaker in charge of human marriages, and he talked about this adventure with everyone, and it was known far and wide.

Wang was coaxed into thinking that she and Wei Gu were a destined marriage, but she didn't care about Wei Gu's attempt to kill her. "

I really didn't expect things to turn around like this...

(End of this chapter)