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Chapter 1029: The difference between tap water and urine
[Text] Chapter 1029: The difference between tap water and urine
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Chapter 1029: The difference between tap water and urine
"Qing'er, this is..." The curly-haired girl who was originally protected by Tang Qing'er, but now her eyes were a little red, came out. Although the girl was not beautiful, she looked very pure, but it was a pity that she was bullied by a pig.
Lin Xifan said: "Hi, I'm Qing'er's boyfriend, just call me porridge!"
"Hello, my name is Yao Meng!" The curly-haired girl answered subconsciously, but then she looked at Tang Qing'er and asked, "Qing'er, do you have a boyfriend? Why haven't I heard from you?"
"Go, Mengmeng, don't listen to his nonsense, I didn't promise him!" Tang Qing'er pouted.
Lin Xifan chuckled and said, "Really? You have done what you should do, and you have done what you shouldn't. Isn't that your boyfriend?"
"Stinky porridge, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I... I will turn against you!" Tang Qing'er used to be a little hot girl. Although she was gentle and considerate to Lin Xifan when she was in school, she still had that kind of big heart in her bones. The lady's savage temper is still there, so she became angry at this time.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk about the head office, anyway, I'm someone nobody wants, so why don't you admit it!" Lin Xifan said "grieved".
Tang Qing'er said angrily: "You just pretend, will no one want you? As long as you wave your hand, girls who like you can line up to go to the moon from here."
"Hehe, Qing'er, this shows that your boyfriend is in high demand!" Yao Meng laughed, at this moment she had gradually let go of the ridicule she had just received from the man and the woman, which shows that this girl is actually quite generous. The girls are here.
Of course, she just took Tang Qing'er's words as a joke in her heart, because now Lin Xifan has changed his outfit and put on a pair of glasses. If you don't look carefully, it's hard to see that this is Lin Xifan.If she knew that it was Lin Xifan, she would have believed Tang Qinger's words.
Tang Qing'er knew that Lin Xifan did this to cover up his identity, so he didn't tell the truth at this time.
Furthermore, Lin Xifan asked: "By the way, Qing'er, who were those people just now? They look like some rich sons."
"Yes, Cao Yingjun, the third son of the Patriarch of the Cao family, and Mengmeng are both students of Heluo University. This guy, Long Shinan, a second ancestor of the Long family, and Xiao Yun of the Xiao family, are in Heluo University. Zhong is a student overlord, and likes to play with girls' feelings, so these three guys are called Heluo Sanjiao. This silly girl, Mengmeng, knows that Cao Yingjun is a scum, but she was cheated by him , Alas..." Tang Qing'er sighed deeply, very angry about Yao Meng's matter.
At this time, Yao Meng said with a gloomy expression: "Actually, I don't really like him..."
"Ah, then why did you want to be with him in the first place?" Tang Qing'er asked suspiciously.
Yao Meng lowered her head, her face turned red, "He forced me, he told me that if I don't obey him, he will be bad for me and my family, and my dad's business was not good at that time, plus At that time, he actually had an affair, Cao Yingjun said, not only was he going to bring down my dad’s company, but he also revealed my dad’s affair, so…”
"Bastard!" Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er couldn't help cursing at the same time.
"You silly girl, why didn't you tell me what happened? Maybe I can help you?" Tang Qing'er said so, but she knew in her heart that the possibility of her being able to help Yao Meng was very low. Although the status of the Tang family in Shangjing is not bad, it cannot be compared with a big family like the Cao family.So, if a young master like Cao Yingjun wants to punish someone, what can she do to help?
Yao Meng sighed, forced a smile instead, and said: "Okay, you don't have to worry about me, this matter is over, I just pretend it never happened, I'm not living well now ?"
"You are living a good life, but you can't take advantage of Cao Yingjun!" Tang Qing'er said unhappily.
On the side, Lin Xifan also chimed in: "Yes, this kind of person must not be easily taken advantage of. Mengmeng, we will help you to kill him."
"Yes, kill him!" Tang Qinger also became excited.
"Uh!" Yao Meng looked at the ferocious faces of the two, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't talk about it, I know you are doing it for my own good, but Cao Yingjun is really not something we can provoke, we still don't want it It’s good to have extra problems, let him pass the past!”
Tang Qing'er took Yao Meng's hand with a smile and said, "Silly Mengmeng, I know what you think, but you can rest assured that as long as there is porridge, everything will be fine. This guy is very good, like Ye Xing Everyone was killed by him, what is a mere Cao Yingjun?"
Lin Xifan smiled wryly and said, "Smelly girl, did you wrong the good guy? Ye Xing didn't kill me, but he committed suicide, okay?"
"It's all about you anyway."
"..."
"Yexing? You mean Ye Xing from the Ye family? Then you... you are..."
"Hush..." Seeing Yao Meng's excited expression, Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er quickly made a silent movement.
Yao Meng laughed excitedly and said: "I can see it, oh, I'm so stupid, I didn't see the idol in front of me, and I should have recognized you just now when you said you are porridge, I am so stupid, so stupid. "
Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er smiled wryly at each other, but they knew that this was the normal behavior of ordinary fans after seeing Lin Xifan, otherwise it would be abnormal.
And although Yao Meng said she was a fan of Lin Xifan, it is normal for her not to recognize Lin Xifan at a glance. Firstly, she was a little absent-minded after what happened just now. Second, although Lin Xifan has become famous, he rarely He appeared in public and didn't release any photobooks on the market. Lin Xifan changed his makeup on purpose in the past three years. Even though Lin Xifan said that he was called porridge when he introduced himself just now, since Lin Xifan became famous, many of them Many of his fans call him porridge, so at most Yao Meng regards the person in front of him as a fan of Lin Xifan.
Lin Xifan smiled and said, "Okay, let's find a place to make a long-term plan first, and think about how to punish Cao Yingjun!"
"Okay, let's go together!"
Tang Qing'er wanted to drag Yao Meng away, but Yao Meng still looked at Lin Xifan and said, "Idol, can you sign for me?"
"Okay, find a notebook later and I'll sign it for you."
"No, no, just sign it on my clothes later."
"Okay!" Lin Xifan nodded. After all, he was Tang Qing'er's friend, so he still had to give him some face.
"Or, better yet, sign it on underwear."
"..."
"Hehe, just joking, let's go, idol, I'll treat you to eat, Qing'er, you are so lucky to have such a boyfriend." Yao Meng led the two of them forward while talking.
Tang Qing'er gave a wry smile. It's good to have a big star boyfriend, but the problem is that it's not good to have too many girlfriends around her boyfriend.
Yang Wenwen said that she would go back with Cao Yingjun to study new moves, but this time when she came out to buy things, she thought that she could spend a lot of money with Cao Yingjun. She knew what kind of person Cao Yingjun was, and she was still willing to work with him. There are two kinds of people who are together, one is raped like Yao Meng, and the other is like Yang Wenwen, who is greedy for Cao Yingjun's wealth.
Although she knew that being with someone like Cao Yingjun would not lead to good results, but as long as she opened her thighs, she would get a lot of money. Physiological problems.Although it is similar to women who come out to be young ladies, they only need to deal with one man, and they get a lot of money, so Yang Wenwen is of course happy.
After walking for about two hours, Cao Yingjun was about to leave, but at this moment he felt a stomachache, so he asked others to accompany Yang Wenwen, and he went to the bathroom.
"The opportunity has come." The three of Lin Xifan, who were staring at Cao Yingjun from a distance, watched Cao Yingjun walk into the bathroom alone. Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er looked at each other, sighing secretly that the opportunity had come.
In fact, they originally discussed looking for an opportunity to deal with Cao Yingjun next time, but who would have thought that after the three of them came out of the cafe, they would see Cao Yingjun walking around, so Lin Xifan suggested to follow him to see if he could find him. The opportunity to punish this guy, no, the opportunity has come.
The three bypassed Yang Wenwen and the others, and then went to the restroom of the shopping mall. Yao Meng asked worriedly, "Well, will something happen here?"
"It's okay. I'll go in and check the situation first. You are waiting in the women's room. I'll call Qing'er to let you come over." Lin Xifan said and entered the men's room.
Tang Qing'er dragged Yao Meng into the women's toilet. Yao Meng was nervous, but Tang Qing'er looked excited. As the eldest lady of the Tang family, she actually had a heart for little pranks like Liu Xiaoyuan, so now she thought of waiting for a while. Miss Tang felt happy when she had the opportunity to punish Cao Yingjun and vent her anger for her friends.
After a while, Tang Qing'er's cell phone finally rang, and the two of them tiptoed to the men's toilet.
Lin Xifan said in a low voice, "Cao Yingjun is in the toilet right now, there is no one else here, let's act now."
"How to act!" Tang Qing'er and Yao Meng both looked curious.
Lin Xifan pointed to the sink and said, "Those are my results. Here are a few mops, stained with my results, and sprinkled from above to help that guy take a bath."
Tang Qing'er and Yao Meng looked at the washbasin, and saw that there was only some water in it, but it was a little yellowish in color. They knew that Lin Xifan must have added urine to the water. They both had to sigh when they saw it, Lin Xifan was so Guy, is a total badass.
"Hey, it's raining!"
Lin Xifan yelled like this, and then put three mops stained with urine on the toilet, and the water spilled on Cao Yingjun. Cao Yingjun was shocked and hurried to pull the door, but Lin Xifan had already used a doorknob outside. The mop was stuck, no matter how hard he pulled it, he couldn't pull it off.
"Who, who is that outside?" Cao Yingjun yelled, smelling the stench on his body, he almost wanted to die.
Lin Xifan laughed loudly and said, "I am your grandfather, now I will teach you the true meaning of life and let you distinguish the difference between tap water and urine."
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Chapter 1029: The difference between tap water and urine
"Qing'er, this is..." The curly-haired girl who was originally protected by Tang Qing'er, but now her eyes were a little red, came out. Although the girl was not beautiful, she looked very pure, but it was a pity that she was bullied by a pig.
Lin Xifan said: "Hi, I'm Qing'er's boyfriend, just call me porridge!"
"Hello, my name is Yao Meng!" The curly-haired girl answered subconsciously, but then she looked at Tang Qing'er and asked, "Qing'er, do you have a boyfriend? Why haven't I heard from you?"
"Go, Mengmeng, don't listen to his nonsense, I didn't promise him!" Tang Qing'er pouted.
Lin Xifan chuckled and said, "Really? You have done what you should do, and you have done what you shouldn't. Isn't that your boyfriend?"
"Stinky porridge, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I... I will turn against you!" Tang Qing'er used to be a little hot girl. Although she was gentle and considerate to Lin Xifan when she was in school, she still had that kind of big heart in her bones. The lady's savage temper is still there, so she became angry at this time.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk about the head office, anyway, I'm someone nobody wants, so why don't you admit it!" Lin Xifan said "grieved".
Tang Qing'er said angrily: "You just pretend, will no one want you? As long as you wave your hand, girls who like you can line up to go to the moon from here."
"Hehe, Qing'er, this shows that your boyfriend is in high demand!" Yao Meng laughed, at this moment she had gradually let go of the ridicule she had just received from the man and the woman, which shows that this girl is actually quite generous. The girls are here.
Of course, she just took Tang Qing'er's words as a joke in her heart, because now Lin Xifan has changed his outfit and put on a pair of glasses. If you don't look carefully, it's hard to see that this is Lin Xifan.If she knew that it was Lin Xifan, she would have believed Tang Qinger's words.
Tang Qing'er knew that Lin Xifan did this to cover up his identity, so he didn't tell the truth at this time.
Furthermore, Lin Xifan asked: "By the way, Qing'er, who were those people just now? They look like some rich sons."
"Yes, Cao Yingjun, the third son of the Patriarch of the Cao family, and Mengmeng are both students of Heluo University. This guy, Long Shinan, a second ancestor of the Long family, and Xiao Yun of the Xiao family, are in Heluo University. Zhong is a student overlord, and likes to play with girls' feelings, so these three guys are called Heluo Sanjiao. This silly girl, Mengmeng, knows that Cao Yingjun is a scum, but she was cheated by him , Alas..." Tang Qing'er sighed deeply, very angry about Yao Meng's matter.
At this time, Yao Meng said with a gloomy expression: "Actually, I don't really like him..."
"Ah, then why did you want to be with him in the first place?" Tang Qing'er asked suspiciously.
Yao Meng lowered her head, her face turned red, "He forced me, he told me that if I don't obey him, he will be bad for me and my family, and my dad's business was not good at that time, plus At that time, he actually had an affair, Cao Yingjun said, not only was he going to bring down my dad’s company, but he also revealed my dad’s affair, so…”
"Bastard!" Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er couldn't help cursing at the same time.
"You silly girl, why didn't you tell me what happened? Maybe I can help you?" Tang Qing'er said so, but she knew in her heart that the possibility of her being able to help Yao Meng was very low. Although the status of the Tang family in Shangjing is not bad, it cannot be compared with a big family like the Cao family.So, if a young master like Cao Yingjun wants to punish someone, what can she do to help?
Yao Meng sighed, forced a smile instead, and said: "Okay, you don't have to worry about me, this matter is over, I just pretend it never happened, I'm not living well now ?"
"You are living a good life, but you can't take advantage of Cao Yingjun!" Tang Qing'er said unhappily.
On the side, Lin Xifan also chimed in: "Yes, this kind of person must not be easily taken advantage of. Mengmeng, we will help you to kill him."
"Yes, kill him!" Tang Qinger also became excited.
"Uh!" Yao Meng looked at the ferocious faces of the two, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't talk about it, I know you are doing it for my own good, but Cao Yingjun is really not something we can provoke, we still don't want it It’s good to have extra problems, let him pass the past!”
Tang Qing'er took Yao Meng's hand with a smile and said, "Silly Mengmeng, I know what you think, but you can rest assured that as long as there is porridge, everything will be fine. This guy is very good, like Ye Xing Everyone was killed by him, what is a mere Cao Yingjun?"
Lin Xifan smiled wryly and said, "Smelly girl, did you wrong the good guy? Ye Xing didn't kill me, but he committed suicide, okay?"
"It's all about you anyway."
"..."
"Yexing? You mean Ye Xing from the Ye family? Then you... you are..."
"Hush..." Seeing Yao Meng's excited expression, Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er quickly made a silent movement.
Yao Meng laughed excitedly and said: "I can see it, oh, I'm so stupid, I didn't see the idol in front of me, and I should have recognized you just now when you said you are porridge, I am so stupid, so stupid. "
Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er smiled wryly at each other, but they knew that this was the normal behavior of ordinary fans after seeing Lin Xifan, otherwise it would be abnormal.
And although Yao Meng said she was a fan of Lin Xifan, it is normal for her not to recognize Lin Xifan at a glance. Firstly, she was a little absent-minded after what happened just now. Second, although Lin Xifan has become famous, he rarely He appeared in public and didn't release any photobooks on the market. Lin Xifan changed his makeup on purpose in the past three years. Even though Lin Xifan said that he was called porridge when he introduced himself just now, since Lin Xifan became famous, many of them Many of his fans call him porridge, so at most Yao Meng regards the person in front of him as a fan of Lin Xifan.
Lin Xifan smiled and said, "Okay, let's find a place to make a long-term plan first, and think about how to punish Cao Yingjun!"
"Okay, let's go together!"
Tang Qing'er wanted to drag Yao Meng away, but Yao Meng still looked at Lin Xifan and said, "Idol, can you sign for me?"
"Okay, find a notebook later and I'll sign it for you."
"No, no, just sign it on my clothes later."
"Okay!" Lin Xifan nodded. After all, he was Tang Qing'er's friend, so he still had to give him some face.
"Or, better yet, sign it on underwear."
"..."
"Hehe, just joking, let's go, idol, I'll treat you to eat, Qing'er, you are so lucky to have such a boyfriend." Yao Meng led the two of them forward while talking.
Tang Qing'er gave a wry smile. It's good to have a big star boyfriend, but the problem is that it's not good to have too many girlfriends around her boyfriend.
Yang Wenwen said that she would go back with Cao Yingjun to study new moves, but this time when she came out to buy things, she thought that she could spend a lot of money with Cao Yingjun. She knew what kind of person Cao Yingjun was, and she was still willing to work with him. There are two kinds of people who are together, one is raped like Yao Meng, and the other is like Yang Wenwen, who is greedy for Cao Yingjun's wealth.
Although she knew that being with someone like Cao Yingjun would not lead to good results, but as long as she opened her thighs, she would get a lot of money. Physiological problems.Although it is similar to women who come out to be young ladies, they only need to deal with one man, and they get a lot of money, so Yang Wenwen is of course happy.
After walking for about two hours, Cao Yingjun was about to leave, but at this moment he felt a stomachache, so he asked others to accompany Yang Wenwen, and he went to the bathroom.
"The opportunity has come." The three of Lin Xifan, who were staring at Cao Yingjun from a distance, watched Cao Yingjun walk into the bathroom alone. Lin Xifan and Tang Qing'er looked at each other, sighing secretly that the opportunity had come.
In fact, they originally discussed looking for an opportunity to deal with Cao Yingjun next time, but who would have thought that after the three of them came out of the cafe, they would see Cao Yingjun walking around, so Lin Xifan suggested to follow him to see if he could find him. The opportunity to punish this guy, no, the opportunity has come.
The three bypassed Yang Wenwen and the others, and then went to the restroom of the shopping mall. Yao Meng asked worriedly, "Well, will something happen here?"
"It's okay. I'll go in and check the situation first. You are waiting in the women's room. I'll call Qing'er to let you come over." Lin Xifan said and entered the men's room.
Tang Qing'er dragged Yao Meng into the women's toilet. Yao Meng was nervous, but Tang Qing'er looked excited. As the eldest lady of the Tang family, she actually had a heart for little pranks like Liu Xiaoyuan, so now she thought of waiting for a while. Miss Tang felt happy when she had the opportunity to punish Cao Yingjun and vent her anger for her friends.
After a while, Tang Qing'er's cell phone finally rang, and the two of them tiptoed to the men's toilet.
Lin Xifan said in a low voice, "Cao Yingjun is in the toilet right now, there is no one else here, let's act now."
"How to act!" Tang Qing'er and Yao Meng both looked curious.
Lin Xifan pointed to the sink and said, "Those are my results. Here are a few mops, stained with my results, and sprinkled from above to help that guy take a bath."
Tang Qing'er and Yao Meng looked at the washbasin, and saw that there was only some water in it, but it was a little yellowish in color. They knew that Lin Xifan must have added urine to the water. They both had to sigh when they saw it, Lin Xifan was so Guy, is a total badass.
"Hey, it's raining!"
Lin Xifan yelled like this, and then put three mops stained with urine on the toilet, and the water spilled on Cao Yingjun. Cao Yingjun was shocked and hurried to pull the door, but Lin Xifan had already used a doorknob outside. The mop was stuck, no matter how hard he pulled it, he couldn't pull it off.
"Who, who is that outside?" Cao Yingjun yelled, smelling the stench on his body, he almost wanted to die.
Lin Xifan laughed loudly and said, "I am your grandfather, now I will teach you the true meaning of life and let you distinguish the difference between tap water and urine."
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