Found a cat on the side of the road
Chapter 802 Don't be crazy, don't survive
Chapter 802 Don't be crazy, don't survive
The old woman raised her head and thought for a while, finally sighed, and said, "It's been too long, and I don't remember my name anymore. People here call me crazy mother-in-law."
"Grandma Feng?" Qin Sisi continued to ask, "Is it the wind of wind attribute magic?"
"Hehe." The crazy mother-in-law replied with a sneer, "I don't know what magic is or not. It's because they all think I'm crazy, so they call me crazy mother-in-law."
It turned out that Qin Sisi didn't know how to answer this "crazy" for a while, and this title seemed too impolite.
Seeing Qin Sisi's embarrassing expression, the crazy mother-in-law smiled and said, "As the saying goes, if you are not crazy, you can't live. Who in this world doesn't become crazy because of one thing or one thing? Girl, don't you have madness? "
Qin Sisi was stunned again, yes, she must have gone crazy, because of Ye You.
"Oh, I'm not crazy, I'm not alive." The crazy mother-in-law shook her head chatteringly, and slowly left Qin Sisi's table.
Qin Sisi hadn't recovered from the crazy granny's words, and heard Yaling's indignant voice again: "Hey, old granny, why does she have dream pigeons that she can eat but others don't? I want to eat them too, and I can spend money to eat them." purchase."
The crazy granny replied unhurriedly: "No more, I only caught one yesterday."
"You..." Ya Ling gritted her teeth in anger, but she didn't dare to do anything to the mad mother-in-law again. She only mustered up her courage and complained, "Old woman, you are so unfair. Everyone pays the same amount, how can you give them different food?" food?"
The crazy granny looked at Yaling coldly, and said, "This is my cafeteria, I have the final say."
Yaling could hardly bear it anymore, her chest was heaving violently because of her anger, she pointed her finger at the crazy granny several times, and said angrily: "I'm going to tell the teachers, tell Master Yipiao, let them fire you, let you go Get out of the Heavenly Demon God Castle!"
Ya Ling's voice became louder and louder, once again attracting the attention of everyone in the cafeteria.
"Please." The crazy granny didn't even lift her eyelids, she walked slowly into the inner room of the cafeteria with her hunched body, and disappeared in the eyes of everyone.
Yaling was extremely angry but helpless, in the end she could only stare at Qin Sisi with hatred, those sharp eyes seemed to want to tear her into pieces.
Qin Sisi glanced at her indifferently, sat down on the seat with a calm expression, and began to share the Symphony Dream Pigeon with Xiaomeng.
Yaling has already been punished to double the amount of tasks within a month, so if she has a little IQ, she shouldn't cause trouble again.
Fortunately, thinking of the two big rocks he chopped yesterday, Yaling managed to suppress the fire, and forced herself to sit down and eat those tasteless meals.
"Well, it's delicious, it's so delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious pigeon."
Xiaomeng glanced at Yaling, while using exaggerated expressions and words to describe the delicacy of Symphony Dream Pigeon, Yaling was so angry that her breath was stuck in her chest, and she couldn't get up or down.
With a faint smile on the corner of Qin Sisi's lips, she ate up all the golden rice cakes, porridge, green vegetables and dream pigeons in front of her.
She breathed a sigh of satisfaction, she felt much better in spirit and in a much better mood,
But Yaling was in a bad mood, until they came to Tianmu Mountain's magic teacher after dinner, the tone in Yaling's heart didn't calm down.
Ru Lin, a wood attribute magic teacher, walked into the classroom wearing a dark green dress. She has a curvaceous figure and a gentle smile on her face, making people feel amiable.
Rulin's eyes swept over the faces of the nine freshmen, and when she saw Qin Sisi, her eyes had some deep meaning.
After looking at all nine new students, Ru Lincai said in a gentle tone: "I believe everyone already knows that the healing power of wood attribute magic is very strong. If you master the healing skills of wood attribute magic, you can use it in the process of practice. Healing yourself in time and quickly recovering your body is a very important magical skill. Cuncao Chunhui, you should have learned it already, right?"
"I have learned it." Nine people answered one after another. Everyone knew that wood attribute magic had a powerful healing power, so the first choice for learning healing skills was Cuncao Chunhui.
Ru Lin nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "Very well, then we will skip the learning part and go directly to the practice part."
After saying this, Rulin raised her hands and clapped her palms three times.
The door of the classroom was opened, and several staff members who were doing odd jobs in the Tian Academy pushed in a dozen or so identical monsters one after another. The monsters were all tied up on small carts, squeaking with their eyes wide open. The classroom suddenly became lively.
Qin Sisi doesn't know much about monsters yet, she just feels that the monsters in front of her look a bit like pigs, to be precise, wild boars.
Rulin began to introduce the content of the practical session: "Yesterday, you should have learned a very powerful skill, the Yuanli Golden Sword. Use the trick you just learned to chop one leg of the iron bristle boar, and then use the inch Cao Chunhui healed the wound. The wound needs to be able to see the bone, and after meeting the requirements, I will confirm it, and then the healing can begin.”
Anyone who knew the iron bristle wild boar couldn't help but take a breath.
Qin Sisi didn't know how deep it was, and asked Xiaomeng beside her in a low voice, "Is it difficult?"
Xiaomeng replied with a bitter face: "Iron bristle boar, the whole body is covered with mane as hard as iron, it is very difficult to cut."
"Isn't it harder than a rock?" Qin Sisi didn't think the iron bristle boar was harder to chop.
Xiaomeng shook her head slightly, and said: "The stone is dead, but the wild boar is alive, and you must be more careful when chopping the meat after cutting off the fur. If you accidentally cut off the leg, it will be hopeless." gone."
Qin Sisi understood what Teacher Ru Lin meant, and on the basis of strengthening the practice of healing skills, she also tried to grasp the strength of the Golden Sword of Yuanli.
Rulin glanced at Qin Sisi, and said loudly: "According to Teacher Yusha's request, the three students, Qin Sisi, Yaling, and Xiaomeng, have double the tasks for the first month, so you have to cut and wound two iron-haired wild boars, and then give them Heal the wound."
After the hard and lonely night yesterday, Qin Sisi had already looked away from this matter and just nodded calmly.
Xiaomeng curled her lips helplessly, and the anger that Yaling had just calmed down began to surge in her chest again.
What was better than yesterday was that they received sympathetic looks from several male voices.
"Let's get started, new students from Tian Academy, let me see your strength!" Ru Lin said loudly.
Qingyue's voice aroused the pride in many people's hearts, and everyone walked to the side of the iron mane boar, and began to chop off the iron mane boar's legs with the "Yuanli Golden Knife" just learned yesterday.
The iron bristled wild boar howling in pain became louder, and the magic classroom sounded like a pig slaughterhouse, with heart-piercing howls one after another, endless.
(End of this chapter)
The old woman raised her head and thought for a while, finally sighed, and said, "It's been too long, and I don't remember my name anymore. People here call me crazy mother-in-law."
"Grandma Feng?" Qin Sisi continued to ask, "Is it the wind of wind attribute magic?"
"Hehe." The crazy mother-in-law replied with a sneer, "I don't know what magic is or not. It's because they all think I'm crazy, so they call me crazy mother-in-law."
It turned out that Qin Sisi didn't know how to answer this "crazy" for a while, and this title seemed too impolite.
Seeing Qin Sisi's embarrassing expression, the crazy mother-in-law smiled and said, "As the saying goes, if you are not crazy, you can't live. Who in this world doesn't become crazy because of one thing or one thing? Girl, don't you have madness? "
Qin Sisi was stunned again, yes, she must have gone crazy, because of Ye You.
"Oh, I'm not crazy, I'm not alive." The crazy mother-in-law shook her head chatteringly, and slowly left Qin Sisi's table.
Qin Sisi hadn't recovered from the crazy granny's words, and heard Yaling's indignant voice again: "Hey, old granny, why does she have dream pigeons that she can eat but others don't? I want to eat them too, and I can spend money to eat them." purchase."
The crazy granny replied unhurriedly: "No more, I only caught one yesterday."
"You..." Ya Ling gritted her teeth in anger, but she didn't dare to do anything to the mad mother-in-law again. She only mustered up her courage and complained, "Old woman, you are so unfair. Everyone pays the same amount, how can you give them different food?" food?"
The crazy granny looked at Yaling coldly, and said, "This is my cafeteria, I have the final say."
Yaling could hardly bear it anymore, her chest was heaving violently because of her anger, she pointed her finger at the crazy granny several times, and said angrily: "I'm going to tell the teachers, tell Master Yipiao, let them fire you, let you go Get out of the Heavenly Demon God Castle!"
Ya Ling's voice became louder and louder, once again attracting the attention of everyone in the cafeteria.
"Please." The crazy granny didn't even lift her eyelids, she walked slowly into the inner room of the cafeteria with her hunched body, and disappeared in the eyes of everyone.
Yaling was extremely angry but helpless, in the end she could only stare at Qin Sisi with hatred, those sharp eyes seemed to want to tear her into pieces.
Qin Sisi glanced at her indifferently, sat down on the seat with a calm expression, and began to share the Symphony Dream Pigeon with Xiaomeng.
Yaling has already been punished to double the amount of tasks within a month, so if she has a little IQ, she shouldn't cause trouble again.
Fortunately, thinking of the two big rocks he chopped yesterday, Yaling managed to suppress the fire, and forced herself to sit down and eat those tasteless meals.
"Well, it's delicious, it's so delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious pigeon."
Xiaomeng glanced at Yaling, while using exaggerated expressions and words to describe the delicacy of Symphony Dream Pigeon, Yaling was so angry that her breath was stuck in her chest, and she couldn't get up or down.
With a faint smile on the corner of Qin Sisi's lips, she ate up all the golden rice cakes, porridge, green vegetables and dream pigeons in front of her.
She breathed a sigh of satisfaction, she felt much better in spirit and in a much better mood,
But Yaling was in a bad mood, until they came to Tianmu Mountain's magic teacher after dinner, the tone in Yaling's heart didn't calm down.
Ru Lin, a wood attribute magic teacher, walked into the classroom wearing a dark green dress. She has a curvaceous figure and a gentle smile on her face, making people feel amiable.
Rulin's eyes swept over the faces of the nine freshmen, and when she saw Qin Sisi, her eyes had some deep meaning.
After looking at all nine new students, Ru Lincai said in a gentle tone: "I believe everyone already knows that the healing power of wood attribute magic is very strong. If you master the healing skills of wood attribute magic, you can use it in the process of practice. Healing yourself in time and quickly recovering your body is a very important magical skill. Cuncao Chunhui, you should have learned it already, right?"
"I have learned it." Nine people answered one after another. Everyone knew that wood attribute magic had a powerful healing power, so the first choice for learning healing skills was Cuncao Chunhui.
Ru Lin nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "Very well, then we will skip the learning part and go directly to the practice part."
After saying this, Rulin raised her hands and clapped her palms three times.
The door of the classroom was opened, and several staff members who were doing odd jobs in the Tian Academy pushed in a dozen or so identical monsters one after another. The monsters were all tied up on small carts, squeaking with their eyes wide open. The classroom suddenly became lively.
Qin Sisi doesn't know much about monsters yet, she just feels that the monsters in front of her look a bit like pigs, to be precise, wild boars.
Rulin began to introduce the content of the practical session: "Yesterday, you should have learned a very powerful skill, the Yuanli Golden Sword. Use the trick you just learned to chop one leg of the iron bristle boar, and then use the inch Cao Chunhui healed the wound. The wound needs to be able to see the bone, and after meeting the requirements, I will confirm it, and then the healing can begin.”
Anyone who knew the iron bristle wild boar couldn't help but take a breath.
Qin Sisi didn't know how deep it was, and asked Xiaomeng beside her in a low voice, "Is it difficult?"
Xiaomeng replied with a bitter face: "Iron bristle boar, the whole body is covered with mane as hard as iron, it is very difficult to cut."
"Isn't it harder than a rock?" Qin Sisi didn't think the iron bristle boar was harder to chop.
Xiaomeng shook her head slightly, and said: "The stone is dead, but the wild boar is alive, and you must be more careful when chopping the meat after cutting off the fur. If you accidentally cut off the leg, it will be hopeless." gone."
Qin Sisi understood what Teacher Ru Lin meant, and on the basis of strengthening the practice of healing skills, she also tried to grasp the strength of the Golden Sword of Yuanli.
Rulin glanced at Qin Sisi, and said loudly: "According to Teacher Yusha's request, the three students, Qin Sisi, Yaling, and Xiaomeng, have double the tasks for the first month, so you have to cut and wound two iron-haired wild boars, and then give them Heal the wound."
After the hard and lonely night yesterday, Qin Sisi had already looked away from this matter and just nodded calmly.
Xiaomeng curled her lips helplessly, and the anger that Yaling had just calmed down began to surge in her chest again.
What was better than yesterday was that they received sympathetic looks from several male voices.
"Let's get started, new students from Tian Academy, let me see your strength!" Ru Lin said loudly.
Qingyue's voice aroused the pride in many people's hearts, and everyone walked to the side of the iron mane boar, and began to chop off the iron mane boar's legs with the "Yuanli Golden Knife" just learned yesterday.
The iron bristled wild boar howling in pain became louder, and the magic classroom sounded like a pig slaughterhouse, with heart-piercing howls one after another, endless.
(End of this chapter)
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