Treacherous Collector
Chapter 52 Can this thing cure constipation?
Chapter 52 Can this thing cure constipation?
Lu You maintained a squatting posture, barely holding up the computer, his posture was very weird.
It seems to be a problem of too little drinking water. Lu You went in and out of the toilet twice today, but he still felt that he was not clean.
His face was flushed, and he was exerting force all over his body.
"The situation is not optimistic."
The old man interrupted the spellcasting directly with a word, and Lu You, who just wanted to defecate, clamped the poop back again.
"I'm throwing up, shit, it's hard for me to feel something."
"Oh? You're constipated. You look through the middle of the bag, and there's a pill. Take it and it will work immediately."
Lu You put away the computer, took out the pill and swallowed it. His father was honest and honest, he just swallowed a puff of defecation and immediately felt a rush.
"They have already noticed my existence...or your intentions, so you may have to download a copy."
"Copy? What copy?"
"In the other world, a world composed of black mist and dead souls, the legendary underworld."
"Wow? It's so exciting. Is there anyone with a bull's head and a horse's face in black and white? Give me an official position!"
"Uh, I haven't found it yet, but you can look for it."
Wiping his buttocks and standing up, Lu You put his backpack on his back and walked out of the toilet, purifying the shrines on the ground that he hadn't found before.
"Why do you want to download a dungeon, and why do you download this dungeon?"
"Because they hid the dice back, as for how to play it, I will teach you later, you go back to the place where you just rescued your friend."
"Why hide it back? Isn't this dice a thing of the underworld?"
"Nonsense, the Underworld Museum allows you to collect things from the Underworld?"
Lu You had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to return to Xie Changming's place. He was still sitting on the ground without saying a word, and Qin Su beside him was sleeping peacefully, breathing evenly.
"You search the corpse of the fog demon, and you should be able to find something similar to a crystal."
The three corpses were lying not far from Xie Changming, but he couldn't seem to see them.
Lu You approached and began to touch the corpses, two of them had just begun to transform, while the other had completely turned into a monster.
Naturally, you don't have to hold back when dealing with monsters, even though Lu You just vomited in the toilet for a long time.
"found it!"
On the chest of the completely transformed Mist Demon, Lu You found a light gray slightly transparent crystal.
"This is the black mist crystallization, you open Ling Duoduo now."
I took out the computer from the backpack again and opened the Lingduoduo shopping software. This time, the content on the curtain at the top of the screen changed to the words "Hang a knife, so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so 1 yuan cut to ten years of life".
Lu You sneered, the same routine seems to be found on an app called Pinxixi in Yangjian.I don't know if it's the people in the yang world who live in the underworld, or whether the underworld keeps pace with the times and plays some routines in the underworld.
"You search for the word Wudu."
Lu You typed the word "Fog City" in the search bar and hit Enter, and a lot of products wrapped in photo frames jumped out, including "Suicheng", "Tianfu", "Jinling" and so on, which seemed to cover Yan'an. all the splendid cities.
"Order that Suicheng."
After clicking, the internal page displays the product name:
"Ghost Wire: Guangzhou"
"Old man, I have played this game before, when will the Suicheng version be released?"
"Don't worry about so many details. Most of the procedures for entering the other world use games as a cover. The one in Jinling is also called Red Dead: Redemption Nanjing 2 (Red Dead Redemption: Redemption 2)."
"Okay, Niubi, what do you do next?"
"buy it"
Lu You looked at the price line, and it actually showed that Lingbi transactions were not supported. There stood a number 1 alone, followed by a symbol he had never seen before.
"Don't ask, I know, that symbol means black mist crystal, you can just click buy."
Lu You clicked to buy, filled in the delivery address in a foolish way, and then pressed the payment button.
At this time, the black mist crystal in his hand suddenly shattered and turned into a pool of extremely thick black mist, which was then sucked into the computer's air vent.
"There is still this kind of operation."
(End of this chapter)
Lu You maintained a squatting posture, barely holding up the computer, his posture was very weird.
It seems to be a problem of too little drinking water. Lu You went in and out of the toilet twice today, but he still felt that he was not clean.
His face was flushed, and he was exerting force all over his body.
"The situation is not optimistic."
The old man interrupted the spellcasting directly with a word, and Lu You, who just wanted to defecate, clamped the poop back again.
"I'm throwing up, shit, it's hard for me to feel something."
"Oh? You're constipated. You look through the middle of the bag, and there's a pill. Take it and it will work immediately."
Lu You put away the computer, took out the pill and swallowed it. His father was honest and honest, he just swallowed a puff of defecation and immediately felt a rush.
"They have already noticed my existence...or your intentions, so you may have to download a copy."
"Copy? What copy?"
"In the other world, a world composed of black mist and dead souls, the legendary underworld."
"Wow? It's so exciting. Is there anyone with a bull's head and a horse's face in black and white? Give me an official position!"
"Uh, I haven't found it yet, but you can look for it."
Wiping his buttocks and standing up, Lu You put his backpack on his back and walked out of the toilet, purifying the shrines on the ground that he hadn't found before.
"Why do you want to download a dungeon, and why do you download this dungeon?"
"Because they hid the dice back, as for how to play it, I will teach you later, you go back to the place where you just rescued your friend."
"Why hide it back? Isn't this dice a thing of the underworld?"
"Nonsense, the Underworld Museum allows you to collect things from the Underworld?"
Lu You had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to return to Xie Changming's place. He was still sitting on the ground without saying a word, and Qin Su beside him was sleeping peacefully, breathing evenly.
"You search the corpse of the fog demon, and you should be able to find something similar to a crystal."
The three corpses were lying not far from Xie Changming, but he couldn't seem to see them.
Lu You approached and began to touch the corpses, two of them had just begun to transform, while the other had completely turned into a monster.
Naturally, you don't have to hold back when dealing with monsters, even though Lu You just vomited in the toilet for a long time.
"found it!"
On the chest of the completely transformed Mist Demon, Lu You found a light gray slightly transparent crystal.
"This is the black mist crystallization, you open Ling Duoduo now."
I took out the computer from the backpack again and opened the Lingduoduo shopping software. This time, the content on the curtain at the top of the screen changed to the words "Hang a knife, so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so 1 yuan cut to ten years of life".
Lu You sneered, the same routine seems to be found on an app called Pinxixi in Yangjian.I don't know if it's the people in the yang world who live in the underworld, or whether the underworld keeps pace with the times and plays some routines in the underworld.
"You search for the word Wudu."
Lu You typed the word "Fog City" in the search bar and hit Enter, and a lot of products wrapped in photo frames jumped out, including "Suicheng", "Tianfu", "Jinling" and so on, which seemed to cover Yan'an. all the splendid cities.
"Order that Suicheng."
After clicking, the internal page displays the product name:
"Ghost Wire: Guangzhou"
"Old man, I have played this game before, when will the Suicheng version be released?"
"Don't worry about so many details. Most of the procedures for entering the other world use games as a cover. The one in Jinling is also called Red Dead: Redemption Nanjing 2 (Red Dead Redemption: Redemption 2)."
"Okay, Niubi, what do you do next?"
"buy it"
Lu You looked at the price line, and it actually showed that Lingbi transactions were not supported. There stood a number 1 alone, followed by a symbol he had never seen before.
"Don't ask, I know, that symbol means black mist crystal, you can just click buy."
Lu You clicked to buy, filled in the delivery address in a foolish way, and then pressed the payment button.
At this time, the black mist crystal in his hand suddenly shattered and turned into a pool of extremely thick black mist, which was then sucked into the computer's air vent.
"There is still this kind of operation."
(End of this chapter)
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