Riding the wind of rebirth
Chapter 180
Chapter 180
This piece was originally an ensemble of qin and flute, but now the qin is replaced by the guzheng, and Xiao is replaced by the violin. The effect is quite good, and even aroused the chorus of the students in the audience.
When the song was over, Zhou Zhi came on stage: "Wow, did you think the performance of Sister Mengmeng and Xu Jingfei was good?"
The audience burst into applause.
"Then the performers of the next show will be under a lot of pressure. Let me see which class it is..." Zhou Zhi pretended to take out a hand card: "The next show, Yanzi Jiachuan, the performance class, Gao Class [-], performer, Zhou...Zhou Zhi."
Except for the first-year freshmen, there was no one in the audience who didn't know Zhou Zhi, and there was a burst of laughter.
That's it for the first burden.
Reluctantly, Zhou Zhi put down the microphone, put the card in his pocket, picked up the microphone again, and said in Jiachuan dialect, "Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Zhi."
The audience laughed even harder this time, and the second burden rang again.
"Many people don't know what 'Yanzi' is. In fact, it's very simple. It's stand-up comedy, but it's a 'stand-up comedy' performed in dialect."
"The reason why our class wants to produce such a program is the idea of our head teacher, Lao Xu. Not long ago, he came to me and said that we are high school sophomores, and we should focus on learning. It takes time and energy to produce a program. Just let the students in the lower grades do it well."
"As for our class, let's just go through the motions and deal with Secretary Hua, Deputy County Magistrate Tang, and the respected Principal Zhao who are watching carefully, um..."
This um is quite meaningful, and the audience immediately burst into laughter.
Hua Yuliang couldn't help laughing, this kid's humor, as long as it wasn't played on his own head, was quite pleasing to the eye.
He even took pleasure in others' misfortune, and asked Zhao Shangzhong in a low voice, "Where is the old Xu that this kid is talking about sitting?"
"Secretary, these programs have been reviewed by the school, and this is just for the effect of the programs." Zhao Shangzhong was very embarrassed.
In the previous paragraph, there was only myself, Secretary Hua and Deputy County Magistrate Tang, all of which were added by this kid on the spur of the moment.
But you can't say that he added wrongly, the principal can't be bigger than these two, right?
I heard Zhou Zhi continue to perform: "Then I discovered a lot of things from Lao Xu's words, do you know? Then I will use one word to sum up this phenomenon, double standards."
"What do you mean? Take Lao Xu as an example. He has two sets of judgment systems in his mind for judging things."
"As far as the program is concerned, our beloved head teacher, Comrade Xu, has automatically classified our class, that is, Class [-] of the second year of senior high school, into a group, and then divided all classes other than our class into a group. Made another group."
"Old Xu's attitude towards the two groups is different."
"For our group, he thinks that we should always focus on learning."
"However, the problem is that while he thinks of us this way, he is also full of expectations for the programs of the rest of the class!"
The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone immediately understood what Zhou Zhi meant by the "double standard".
"I even went to the third class to watch Teacher He Xiu rehearse the dance for the students in his class because I disliked that the show was not exciting enough for me! How can I feel so embarrassed?"
"Boom..." This time he laughed even harder.
"Then I couldn't figure it out, so I asked him, since you think that everyone in our class should study hard, why do you pick me out of the show when there are so many people in the class? Are you in class?"
"Then Old Xu said, um..."
This um tasted exactly the same as the previous um, and it was clearly perfunctory and careless.
This is also a double standard, which shows that the head teacher has actually given up on Zhou Zhi. After the previous foreshadowing, there is no need to explain anymore, and he laughed again.
Then Zhou Zhi acted anxiously waiting for the answer a few times, each time causing even bigger laughter.
In the end, Zhou Zhi said helplessly in the direction of his class in the audience: "Old Xu, the new year is coming, and my New Year's wish is that you can give me the answer before the New Year's bell is over."
Then he hit his chest twice with his fist, and pointed to the audience: "Wait for you."
The teachers and students in the audience were all laughing like crazy, Zhou Zhi's performance was very natural, and the way of teasing the head teacher was something that you had never seen before, even the students couldn't imagine it, they laughed and responded with crazy applause.
The following Zhou Zhi started to go crazy, such as "There is a kind of cold that grandma thinks you are cold." "In the eyes of the elderly, the autumnal equinox without long johns is an imperfect autumnal equinox." Such golden sentences kept popping up, laughing You have to lean forward and back together under the stage.
Then also played a live hang.
"The biggest double standard is today, right now, right here."
"Everyone, take a look at the makeup on my face. It was painted by our beloved teacher He Xiu, and she made it for herself..." Zhou Zhi circled his face with his fingers: "This, I am quite satisfied." .”
"When I looked at her beautiful face with delicate makeup, I couldn't help but have a question in my heart, and I have been holding it in until now." Zhou Zhi started the familiar roll call again: "Mr. He, now let me ask, are you right?" Are you satisfied with the makeup you put on yourself, or are you more satisfied with the makeup you put on us, why is there such a big difference between the two?"
When He Xiu put on Zhou Zhi's makeup before, she did hide a little bit of revenge. She never thought that Zhou Zhi would take revenge in such a way so soon.
The students all turned their heads to look at He Xiu, and even some students who couldn't see her from a distance stood up. The difference in makeup between the two faces was too huge, and the contrast effect was too funny.
He Xiu couldn't reason with Zhou Zhi now, so he could only cover his face with his hands and bow his head, laughing until his shoulders shook.
After a lot of laughing, Zhou Zhi began to summarize: "So, the double standard is actually a behavior that each of us is encountering, and at the same time, we are constantly implementing it. I hope that everyone will try to unify the standard when dealing with things in the future."
"Of course after the next incident, although every show today is very exciting, I still hope that everyone can give me double-standard applause."
"Thank you, I'm Zhou Zhi."
Because of this last paragraph, the whole program has reached its starting point again. After talking about double standards for a long time, I still want to do double standards, which means that nothing has changed.
The students laughed wildly and applauded frantically. Using this program to blow up the slightly dull atmosphere in the middle of the show, this goal was achieved.
The show continued until the end, ending with Guan Tingting's melodious and passionate solo "My Motherland".
After simple rearrangement and series connection, the overall effect has been upgraded to a higher level than before. This performance is quite successful.
Hua Yuliang and Tang Dihua watched the end of the performance with relish, and then went on stage with the guests and took a group photo with the main staff.
And in the background, Mama Guan was also taking group photos for the students, which Zhou Zhi meant.
Don't underestimate these group photos, you can make some extra money by printing them according to their heads, at least a meal of fatty chicken soup with green bamboo shoots and roasted eel is more than enough.
(End of this chapter)
This piece was originally an ensemble of qin and flute, but now the qin is replaced by the guzheng, and Xiao is replaced by the violin. The effect is quite good, and even aroused the chorus of the students in the audience.
When the song was over, Zhou Zhi came on stage: "Wow, did you think the performance of Sister Mengmeng and Xu Jingfei was good?"
The audience burst into applause.
"Then the performers of the next show will be under a lot of pressure. Let me see which class it is..." Zhou Zhi pretended to take out a hand card: "The next show, Yanzi Jiachuan, the performance class, Gao Class [-], performer, Zhou...Zhou Zhi."
Except for the first-year freshmen, there was no one in the audience who didn't know Zhou Zhi, and there was a burst of laughter.
That's it for the first burden.
Reluctantly, Zhou Zhi put down the microphone, put the card in his pocket, picked up the microphone again, and said in Jiachuan dialect, "Hi everyone, I'm Zhou Zhi."
The audience laughed even harder this time, and the second burden rang again.
"Many people don't know what 'Yanzi' is. In fact, it's very simple. It's stand-up comedy, but it's a 'stand-up comedy' performed in dialect."
"The reason why our class wants to produce such a program is the idea of our head teacher, Lao Xu. Not long ago, he came to me and said that we are high school sophomores, and we should focus on learning. It takes time and energy to produce a program. Just let the students in the lower grades do it well."
"As for our class, let's just go through the motions and deal with Secretary Hua, Deputy County Magistrate Tang, and the respected Principal Zhao who are watching carefully, um..."
This um is quite meaningful, and the audience immediately burst into laughter.
Hua Yuliang couldn't help laughing, this kid's humor, as long as it wasn't played on his own head, was quite pleasing to the eye.
He even took pleasure in others' misfortune, and asked Zhao Shangzhong in a low voice, "Where is the old Xu that this kid is talking about sitting?"
"Secretary, these programs have been reviewed by the school, and this is just for the effect of the programs." Zhao Shangzhong was very embarrassed.
In the previous paragraph, there was only myself, Secretary Hua and Deputy County Magistrate Tang, all of which were added by this kid on the spur of the moment.
But you can't say that he added wrongly, the principal can't be bigger than these two, right?
I heard Zhou Zhi continue to perform: "Then I discovered a lot of things from Lao Xu's words, do you know? Then I will use one word to sum up this phenomenon, double standards."
"What do you mean? Take Lao Xu as an example. He has two sets of judgment systems in his mind for judging things."
"As far as the program is concerned, our beloved head teacher, Comrade Xu, has automatically classified our class, that is, Class [-] of the second year of senior high school, into a group, and then divided all classes other than our class into a group. Made another group."
"Old Xu's attitude towards the two groups is different."
"For our group, he thinks that we should always focus on learning."
"However, the problem is that while he thinks of us this way, he is also full of expectations for the programs of the rest of the class!"
The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone immediately understood what Zhou Zhi meant by the "double standard".
"I even went to the third class to watch Teacher He Xiu rehearse the dance for the students in his class because I disliked that the show was not exciting enough for me! How can I feel so embarrassed?"
"Boom..." This time he laughed even harder.
"Then I couldn't figure it out, so I asked him, since you think that everyone in our class should study hard, why do you pick me out of the show when there are so many people in the class? Are you in class?"
"Then Old Xu said, um..."
This um tasted exactly the same as the previous um, and it was clearly perfunctory and careless.
This is also a double standard, which shows that the head teacher has actually given up on Zhou Zhi. After the previous foreshadowing, there is no need to explain anymore, and he laughed again.
Then Zhou Zhi acted anxiously waiting for the answer a few times, each time causing even bigger laughter.
In the end, Zhou Zhi said helplessly in the direction of his class in the audience: "Old Xu, the new year is coming, and my New Year's wish is that you can give me the answer before the New Year's bell is over."
Then he hit his chest twice with his fist, and pointed to the audience: "Wait for you."
The teachers and students in the audience were all laughing like crazy, Zhou Zhi's performance was very natural, and the way of teasing the head teacher was something that you had never seen before, even the students couldn't imagine it, they laughed and responded with crazy applause.
The following Zhou Zhi started to go crazy, such as "There is a kind of cold that grandma thinks you are cold." "In the eyes of the elderly, the autumnal equinox without long johns is an imperfect autumnal equinox." Such golden sentences kept popping up, laughing You have to lean forward and back together under the stage.
Then also played a live hang.
"The biggest double standard is today, right now, right here."
"Everyone, take a look at the makeup on my face. It was painted by our beloved teacher He Xiu, and she made it for herself..." Zhou Zhi circled his face with his fingers: "This, I am quite satisfied." .”
"When I looked at her beautiful face with delicate makeup, I couldn't help but have a question in my heart, and I have been holding it in until now." Zhou Zhi started the familiar roll call again: "Mr. He, now let me ask, are you right?" Are you satisfied with the makeup you put on yourself, or are you more satisfied with the makeup you put on us, why is there such a big difference between the two?"
When He Xiu put on Zhou Zhi's makeup before, she did hide a little bit of revenge. She never thought that Zhou Zhi would take revenge in such a way so soon.
The students all turned their heads to look at He Xiu, and even some students who couldn't see her from a distance stood up. The difference in makeup between the two faces was too huge, and the contrast effect was too funny.
He Xiu couldn't reason with Zhou Zhi now, so he could only cover his face with his hands and bow his head, laughing until his shoulders shook.
After a lot of laughing, Zhou Zhi began to summarize: "So, the double standard is actually a behavior that each of us is encountering, and at the same time, we are constantly implementing it. I hope that everyone will try to unify the standard when dealing with things in the future."
"Of course after the next incident, although every show today is very exciting, I still hope that everyone can give me double-standard applause."
"Thank you, I'm Zhou Zhi."
Because of this last paragraph, the whole program has reached its starting point again. After talking about double standards for a long time, I still want to do double standards, which means that nothing has changed.
The students laughed wildly and applauded frantically. Using this program to blow up the slightly dull atmosphere in the middle of the show, this goal was achieved.
The show continued until the end, ending with Guan Tingting's melodious and passionate solo "My Motherland".
After simple rearrangement and series connection, the overall effect has been upgraded to a higher level than before. This performance is quite successful.
Hua Yuliang and Tang Dihua watched the end of the performance with relish, and then went on stage with the guests and took a group photo with the main staff.
And in the background, Mama Guan was also taking group photos for the students, which Zhou Zhi meant.
Don't underestimate these group photos, you can make some extra money by printing them according to their heads, at least a meal of fatty chicken soup with green bamboo shoots and roasted eel is more than enough.
(End of this chapter)
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