super fantasy life

Chapter 279

"The filial men and filial daughters are worshipped!"

"The memorial service has officially begun!"

"Elders, brothers and sisters, celebrities and virtuous people in Fengcheng, neighbors and folks, grandpa and grandson, I am heartbroken and deeply saddened. I hope everyone will forgive me if I don't express my wishes. The following is my honorable wife. Mistress Se gave a eulogy."

Frog presided over the memorial service in front of the megaphone on the left side of the front row of the stands.

"Dear..."

As soon as Se opened his mouth, countless eggs, vegetable clappers, and many broken shoes were thrown up from the stands.

"Get out of here, you shameless slut!"

"Vixen, are you qualified to give a eulogy?"

"Frog, if you get a whore to be your wife, you are not afraid of losing face, but our Gui family is even more embarrassed!"

"The Rotten Vegetable Gang, you little bastard, get off the stage!"

The GUI family scolded and threw, and threw and cursed, furious.

Frog and Se were covered with eggshells, yolks, and whites, and vegetable clappers hung from their hair and clothes.

The frog held its head in both hands, huddled into a ball, squatted on the ground, trembling.

Ser still stood motionless in front of the megaphone, letting the eggs, the cabbage, and the broken shoes rain on him.

"Little fairy, take your life!"

Zili and Zeng Diao jumped up to the stands at the same time and came straight towards Se.

"Hey, don't lead your Golden Mastiff team to the battle yet!"

Ser shouted into the megaphone.

"Little fairy, if you seduce my man, I will kill you!"

As soon as Zili heard Se shouting, he was so jealous that before he landed, he sent three poisonous lotus nails at Se in succession.

"Hey, are you still coming out?!"

While shouting, Se took off the phoenix tree on her body, and Se fired three water bombs at Zili.

"Crack, crack, crack!"

With three crisp sounds, Se's three water bombs collided with Zili's three poisonous lotus nails in the air, splashing three sprays of water mist and falling to the ground.

"Rotten vegetables gang, go to hell!"

Zeng Diao rushed directly to Frog's side and stepped on his pointed head.

"Forgive, forgive, forgone..."

At this time, the frog was holding its head in both hands and curled up on the ground.Before he could utter the word "fate", Zeng Diao hooked his toe, and the copper blade on the sole of the shoe was pulled from the back of his head to his back, tearing the frog's upper body in half like a plowshare plowing the field, leaving brains, blood and eggs The juice submerged his thin body all at once, and his life returned to hell.

"It's all behind the scenes of you boring boy, I'll let you all fly to the sky!"

Seeing that the frog was dead, Se took advantage of Zeng Diao to wipe the soles of his shoes and Zili had just landed before he stood still, reached out and pressed a button on the microphone, and then jumped off the stand.

"Boom!"

With a loud noise, the stands exploded instantly, and all the people in the stands were blasted into the air.

"Hmph, my little Sezi is not so easy to bully! Xi, why don't you come out soon? Order your Golden Mastiff team to take down all the members of the Gui family!"

Se looked complacently at the bleachers that had been blown into powder, and she stood on a nearby observation deck and shouted loudly.

"Xiao Sezi, he can't get out, who do you think is in command of his Golden Mastiff team?"

Mo Jin sat on You Mo Er's big golden coffin and greeted Se.

"Ah?! You were not killed by the bomb? Why are you on top of the coffin?"

Ser looked back, startled!
She looked towards the entrance of the square again, and saw the members of the Tianfeng Daomen Golden Mastiff team, under the command of Ouyang Yamei, leading the ordinary people who came to the memorial service to exit the square in an orderly manner.

Also maintaining order are the members of the Tianfeng Daomen women's silver raccoon team. Under the leadership of Kong, Hou, and Qin, they have already controlled the entrances and exits of Fengcheng Square.

Since Dilong Company had issued a notice a long time ago, all the people of Fengcheng who came to participate in the memorial service can receive a gold card for Dilong Music Square for free, so today's Fengcheng Square is crowded with people.

Of course, they didn't come to commemorate You Mo II, but came for the gold card of Dilong Music Square, which can be spent in Dilong Music Square for free for a month.

"Boring boy, get out of the coffin quickly, I will fight with you!"

With all the ink in his hands, Wutong pulled out three water bombs.

"Xiao Sezi, you asked me to come down from the coffin, do you want to ask Xie to come out and help you?"

Mo Jin remained calm, he didn't even look at the three water bombs that Se sent out, and chatted with her with a smile.

"Boring boy, how do you know that Xi is in the coffin?"

Se's phoenix tree, Se fired three more water bombs at Mo Jin.

"Hehe, this peanut is not delicious at all!"

"Hey, it's just soaking in water, it doesn't taste much, ha ha!"

The scorpion and the big fool grabbed all the six water bombs sent by Se, and ate them into their mouths like peanuts.

"Xiao Sezi, the coffin is not only filled with nitrates, but also a lot of nitrate, right? Press this button and the coffin will explode immediately?"

Mo Jin pointed to a red button above the coffin.

"Boring boy, do you dare to press that button? I'm sorry you don't dare, otherwise everyone in this square will be dead, including you! Hey, why don't you come out soon?"

Seeing that Mo Jin knew the function of that button, Se Jian looked a little flustered.

"Xiao Sezi, do you think your scorpion can still come out?"

As soon as the worship ceremony was over and Se and Frog came to the stage to preside over the memorial service, Mo Jin led the scorpion and the big fool to the coffin.

When Zili and Zeng Diao attacked Se and Frog, Mo Jin took advantage of the chaos and jumped onto the big golden coffin.

Se called out loudly for the first time to come out, and the lid of the coffin was moved a few times. Mo Jin used the power of holding his breath to press down on the lid of the coffin with a force of a thousand catties. , come out from inside.

What's more, he was beaten up by the mylabris just yesterday, and his vitality was seriously injured. Mo knew the situation from Ouyang Yamei as soon as possible, and he knew it well.

"Boring boy, you and the useless man are going to die together!"

As he spoke, Se took out a detonator from his arms, ready to detonate the big golden coffin.

"Xiao Sezi, you are so vicious, you are in charge of [Controlling Technique]!"

When the sound of the sound came, a stone flew towards Se, and hit Se's wrist impartially, and the detonator flew into the air.

"Snapped!"

Kong's second stone hit the detonator vigorously, and the detonator was smashed to pieces.

"Girl Balloon, why are you here to join in the fun? If you can repent, I will save your life because of your sisterhood. If not, not only will you die without a whole body, even your parents will be burned to death! "

Se sent people last night to guard the houses of Kong, Hou, and Qin. When the memorial service is over, if Kong, Hou, and Qin do not submit to her, she will order them to be set on fire. Home.

"Little Sezi, I was so blind that I recognized you as a friend. Am I repentant? It should be you who reined in the precipice as soon as possible and turned back to the shore, otherwise you will die without a place to bury you! Little Sezi, did you send someone to burn the three of us?" My own home? Go ahead and dream, the little master has already taken our family to a safe place!"

Kun was so angry that his front heaved violently.

"Balloon girl, it's because you have big breasts and no brains. Actually, I've been dating Xie for a long time, and I've also joined you Mo Er for a long time. None of you can escape Fengcheng Square today!"

Ser is still very arrogant.

"Eldest sister, what's the point of talking to such a villain, just take her down!"

"Of course, big sister, let's go together, take down this ungrateful villain and hand it over to the young master!"

Hou and Qin knew that Se was going to set fire to their family members, so they gritted their teeth and rushed towards Se.

"Little girl, Hugh is going crazy, this deity is here, I can't let you mess around!"

An old man jumped off a large carriage next to him and flew up to the watchtower.

(End of this chapter)