super fantasy life

Chapter 506 The Witch King Is Afraid of Laughter

"Brother, let's attack the black hole!"

Amidst the laughter, Ouyang Yamei went over and put her mouth next to Si Shi's ear and said softly.

"Attack the black hole now?"

Si Shi stopped laughing and asked Ouyang Yamei puzzled.

"Without further delay, Princess Taiyin and Master Xuyu said that the Witch Queen is most afraid of joyous laughter, carefree and sunny laughter can make her head swell until it bursts into destruction!"

"That's it, then you guys continue to be funny, the more funny the better, I will take the little monkey boy and the little bunny girl to attack the black hole!"

Si Shi understood that the only way to rescue his big black bird safely was for Queen Witch to willingly open the cup and release the big black bird.

But how to make the Witch Queen willingly open the cup requires finding her weakness, which is the fatal point.

After he broke Marshal Wu's great law of the witch god, he was afraid of attacking the black hole because he didn't know the weakness of the witch queen, so he could only joke with everyone here and relax his mind.

Unexpectedly, the weakness of Queen Witch is her joyful laughter.

"Hey, everyone, since it's called the Home Cooking Henpeck Contest, I don't think we can simply look at the surface, we have to list various competition indicators and quantify who is the champion, for example, who kneels on the washboard more times, Who washes the underwear for his wife more times and so on."

Ouyang Yamei understood, and immediately followed the topic proposed by Ouyang Yalan to expand the joke.

"Hey, no matter how you quantify the indicators, the champion must be me, and I will definitely be the big champion!"

"That's right, my big bookworm is sure to be the champion, and none of you can compete!"

"Hahaha……"

Duanmukong and the big bookworm's couple's longing for the championship made everyone laugh again.

"Big sister, my family is very strong in this area, and he will definitely be able to take down your big bookworm!"

"My wife, according to the quantitative indicators, this championship should definitely be mine. But I still want to carry forward my style and give the championship to the big bookworm brother. I will be the runner-up. But I still listen to your orders. You say you have to Take down the big bookworm brother, then I will continue to work hard, go forward bravely, kneel on the washboard, kneel down to the level, kneel out of the flow, and wash your underwear to earth-shattering, even newer than the newly bought one, hehehe!"

"Hahaha……"

The dialogue between Ouyang Yamei and her husband caused everyone to burst into laughter.

"Curator Big Bookworm, it doesn't seem easy for you to become the champion. The competition is still fierce. I've heard about Brother Mei's strength for a long time. Meier only dares to put it where she can’t hear it. Also, Little Monkey Boy is also very strong. Kneeling on the washboard is his unique skill. He can kneel in front of Little Rabbit Girl for three days and three nights without washing the board. Move a bit. Little Monkey Boy, don’t you?”

While talking, Si Shi came to the little monkey boy and the little rabbit girl.

"Little master, this, this, how do you know this? Little bunny girl, didn't you promise me that this glorious deed will not be announced to the public?"

The little monkey boy's face was flushed, he bent down and lowered his head and asked the little bunny girl timidly.

"Hahaha……"

Seeing the embarrassing look of the little monkey boy, everyone was out of breath from laughing.

"Hahaha……"

The family brought by Ouyang Yamei and Ouyang Yalan added innocent children's laughter to the joyous procession, making the Witch Queen even more miserable, curled up at the foot of her own king chair, foaming at the mouth.

"Little Monkey Boy, Little Rabbit Girl, let's go into the black hole."

Si Shi approached the little monkey boy and the little rabbit girl and said softly.

"Here!"

The little monkey boy and the little bunny girl understood.

"Little Houtong, is elder brother going to teach you the secret of winning the championship?"

"Brother, he doesn't have a wife yet, so the more he teaches, the more he loses. Little Houtong, if you want to win the championship, you have to ask my family to teach you. He is the first wife in the universe, and he is strict, and he is sure to win the championship!"

"Hahaha……"

Ouyang Yamei and Ouyang Yalan know that Si Shi took the little monkey boy and the little bunny girl to attack the black hole, and they intend to continue to create a happy atmosphere.

"Why are you still laughing, why are you still laughing..."

The Witch Queen was dying, and all the Witch Gods in the Witch God Kingdom were hiding in dark corners, some with their heads in their hands, some with twitching limbs, all curled up in a ball, terrified, not far from destruction.

"Little master, the Witch Queen is there!"

The little monkey boy pointed to Si Shi at the witch goddess curled up at the foot of the king's chair.

"Queen, how are you?"

Si Shi went over and bowed down to greet the Witch Queen.

"You, you, who are you? I, I, I'm not good..."

The Witch Queen looked very distressed.

"I'm Si Shi, that boring kid, don't you feel bad when you hear happy laughter?"

Si Shiping calmly asked the Witch Queen.

"You, you, you are that boring kid? Make that laughter disappear, disappear, disappear!"

The laughter outside was one after another, one after another, and the Witch Queen was in great pain.

"It's very simple to stop the laughter, as long as you open the curse cup and release the big black bird!"

Si Shi made a condition to the Witch Queen.

"The curse cup is, is, in my chest pocket, just take it out and open it!"

The Witch Queen pointed to the towering front of herself.

"Little bunny girl, take out the curse cup. Be careful and prevent fraud!"

Si Shi didn't expect to find the curse cup so easily, but he couldn't and didn't want to touch the body of the Witch Queen.

"Little master, hers is still majestic. I want to check whether it is real or a cotton pad, hehe!"

As the little bunny girl said, she was about to reach out.

"No, no, no, you can't. You must get that boring kid himself, no, no, otherwise, the curse cup will explode together with my front."

The Witch Queen seemed to be well prepared.

"Queen, why do I have to take it myself?"

Si Shi wanted to see what conspiracy the Witch Queen was up to.

"The curse cup must, must, must be held in a man's hand, so that it will not explode!"

The Witch Queen didn't look like she was lying.

"Little master, you must not let her be fooled, or I will come!"

The little monkey boy wanted to reach for the curse cup.

"Little Monkey Boy, go away, go to the side, go as far as you can!"

The little bunny girl pushed the little monkey boy away.

"Little bunny girl, I, I, I..."

The little monkey boy's face was flushed, and his outstretched hand froze in mid-air.

"Me, me, what am I? Do you feel itchy when you look at it, and your hands are itchy? Huh, little monkey boy, don't think that I can't see through your little thoughts! You men don't have a good thing, you are always a mountain Look at the height of the mountain, not to mention that her mountain does seem to be higher than mine!"

The little bunny girl was really angry.

"The little master is here, he is also a man."

The little monkey boy withdrew his hand, muttered and stepped aside.

"Little Monkey Boy, do you want to be confused with the little master? You are not qualified. Do you think the little master is as unclean as you, full of bad thoughts in that area? Let me tell you, the little master is super god, extraordinary and refined God, do you understand?"

The little bunny girl went over and twisted the little monkey boy's arm fiercely.

"Understood, understood, understood, the little master is an extraordinary god, and I also strive to be an extraordinary god. It's a pity, it's a pity..."

The little monkey boy lowered his head and said softly, not daring to look at the little bunny girl.

"What's the pity? You can't hesitate to speak, you don't look like a man at all!"

The little bunny girl's hands tightened even more.

"Only, only, it's a pity that if I become an extraordinary god, then you will have to be alone, alone, alone in the empty room."

The little monkey boy had a painful expression on his face, and the pain in his arm forced him to speak hesitantly.

"I let you stay in the empty room alone, I let you stay in the empty room alone!"

The little bunny girl twisted even harder this time.

"So I still don't want to be a super god, and it's impossible for me to become a super god. I'll accompany you to do the magic calculation in bed, and you don't have to stay alone in an empty room."

The little monkey boy was ready to go all out now, regardless of the pain in his arm, and he looked at death as if he were at home.

(End of this chapter)