I'm the lord of the alien world

Chapter 118 I Got an Island for Nothing

"A villa with a lake seems to be a good idea." Tang Wen nodded, "However, I like islands better. It would be great to be the owner of an island. If there is a big island to exchange with me, I will give him all the goods."

"How much do you have?" Xiao Gai asked.

"Five hundred lighters, five thousand bottles of wine, five thousand bottles of champagne, and several thousand boxes of cigarettes," Tang Wen said.

"How much is a pack of cigarettes?" Xiao Gai asked.

"Cigarettes are also divided into different types. This Phoenix brand is a box of one tael of gold." Tang Wen replied.

"How do you sell lighters? I'm talking about the ones that have beauties painted on them and can do magic tricks?" Xiao Gai asked.

"That's pretty expensive. It costs 20 taels a piece, and it's still gold." Tang Wen said.

"It's a lot in total." Li Kongfan said.

"I calculated, it seems to be close to 5 taels of gold." Wei Kang said.

"I have a big island called God Turtle Island in Yanling County. It was rewarded by the royal family for the military exploits made by the ancestors." Xiao Gai said.

"God Turtle Island?" Tang Wen pretended to be taken aback.

"Why, you know? It's just a deserted island. I've only been there twice, to go fishing. However, there are mosquitoes and weeds everywhere, so I can't even play." Xiao Gai said.

"I don't know." Tang Wen shook his head.

"I've exchanged it with you. Anyway, the island is useless. I originally planned to build a house on the island when I was interested. However, it would cost a lot of money, which is a bit of a waste." Xiao Gai said .

"Your place is just a deserted island. There are still people living on Koh Samui next to it, and pirates often visit it. Even pirates don't want to go to yours. 5 taels of gold is a bit expensive." At this time, Li Kongfan actually came with a divine assist.

"Decades ago someone offered 100 million taels and my grandfather still didn't sell it." Xiao Gai said.

"Go and try to sell it now. If you shout out 100 million taels, I guarantee you will be drowned in spit." Sun Tianjun laughed.

"Of course, it's not worth the price now. The pirates are rampant. I dare not go to the island anymore." Xiao Gai nodded.

"Why don't you give it to Brother Tang at a cheaper price." Sun Tianjun said.

"This is quite..." Tang Wen looked hesitant.

"It's indeed quite a loss, what is a broken island that doesn't shit like a bird?

There are pirates patronizing, but they dare not live there.

5 taels of gold can completely buy a house in the provincial capital.On that broken island, it's all in vain. "Wei Kang said.

"Brother Tang, why don't you take my Xinyue Villa." Sun Tianjun said.

"Brother Tang likes islands, what's wrong with Xinyue Villa?
It's not as big as the Mei's house, let alone cost-effective.

Brother Tang, if this is the case, give me two hundred plates of your three-striped fish, and two hundred cans of all kinds of canned food.

How about I give you another 5000 taels of gold in exchange for this island? " Xiao Gai said.

"Brother Xiao, just two hundred plates of three-striped fish will cost several thousand taels of gold, plus hundreds of cans, chicken feet, etc., it is worth seventy-eight thousand taels of gold. There is no way to exchange this." Tang Wen He shook his head resolutely.

"Then just sell me your wine, champagne and lighter." Xiao Gai said.

"I'm afraid there's no way around this. I've already talked with someone about exchanging goods for islands." Tang Wen shook his head.

"I'll add another five thousand gold to you, Brother Tang, we will be friends from now on, and then you will know who I am, Xiao Gai." Xiao Gai patted the table, stood up and said.

"Aren't you rich? Just give 2 taels." Sun Tianjun said.

"1 taels, no more can be added." Xiao Gai said.

"Well, it's worthwhile to make friends if you suffer a little.

I, Tang Wen, like friends. If a lady gets tired of clothes, she can change them at any time.

But friends are like siblings, can siblings be cut off? "Tang Wen pretended to grit his teeth and said.

"No wonder people like you are almost 17 years old and still can't find a wife, and you will never find one." At this time, Gu Han, who was standing beside him, was so angry that he spilled wine on Tang Wen.

Xiao Gai and the others were stunned for a moment, and took a look at Gu Hanyan. They all wanted to laugh, but they were too embarrassed to laugh, and panicked.

"Master, why do you, a servant, get in the way? Get the hell out of here." Tang Wen's face was serious.

"I don't want to serve you and leave you alone." Gu Hanyan threw the jug on the table and left angrily.

"Hahaha……"

As soon as Gu Hanyan left, everyone laughed wildly.

"Brother Tang, your servant is really good."

"Absolutely, she is old and ugly, and has a temper."

"Brother Tang, how can you bear it? If it were me, I might as well sell her to a brothel to pick up clients."

"So old, who wants to take care of her business?"

Hahaha……

Boom!

There was a bang outside, as if something had collapsed.

"What's going on?" Xiao Gai asked angrily, shouting outside.

"Old...Master, it was Lord Tang's servant who kicked the flower bed down." A servant ran in and said in a panic.

"So fierce?" Sun Tianjun and the others immediately shrank their necks.

"Hehe, everyone, she is like that, if you don't talk about her, don't talk about her." Tang Wen smiled.

"That's right, what are you fussing over with a little slave girl, steward, immediately ask someone to write the contract, and bring the land contract to the yamen tomorrow to change it." Xiao Gai shouted.

After eating, Xiao Gai was afraid that Tang Wen would go back on his word, so he immediately gave the golden ticket to Tang Wen.

Tang Wen also wrote a receipt, and you can get it back after delivery.

Down below, Xiao Gai drove away a few buddies, took the lighter and went back to the room to play.

And Li Kongfan's eyes were red like rabbit ears, but Xiao Gai said that he would distribute some to his brothers after the goods arrived.

"It's done?" Tang Wen turned around, and when he heard that the God of Turtle Island was in his hands, Luo Yiwu and the others looked at him dumbfounded.

"Of course, this is a contract." Tang Wenliang came out, and Luo Yiwu and several others competed to pass it on.

"Master, how much money did you spend?" Li Quan asked.

"I didn't spend a penny, and I earned 1 taels of gold." Tang Wen laughed.

"Master, are you Xiao Gai's father? Or, is it his father?" Gu Hanyan sneered with her mouth curled up.

"I'm even closer than his own father." Tang Wen laughed loudly and said, "Qiao Xiao, you and Li Quan will rush back to Koh Samui immediately, and bring over the island's wine, champagne, and cans.

By the way, there is also champagne, which is shipped together with the freezer...

Try to transport it to the provincial capital tomorrow morning. By the way, ask Tian Hao to bring a group of strong men over and prepare a few big nets. "

"Could it be that the master exchanged these western goods for the God of Turtle Island?" Luo Yiwu asked.

"Hahaha..." Tang Wen looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

"But these are also valuable, they are all Western goods, it's too difficult to get them back." Luo Yiwu muttered.

"Don't be afraid, we have channels, so we are not afraid of being out of stock." Tang Wen waved his hand. Of course, he didn't dare to talk about the beauty on the lighter.

When Gu Hanyan was juggling before, she was almost at the critical point of eruption, and if she talked too much at this time, she might turn her face and spray herself with blood.

Here, I secretly told Li Quan to move some more.

Busy until twelve o'clock in the evening, Gu Hanyan finally finished debugging all the monitoring equipment under Tang Wen's guidance.

"Hanyan, you are quite smart. You can be a teacher today. From now on, you can independently arrange for plumbers to install and debug these things." Tang Wen laughed.

"I'm not a fool, after studying for so long, can't I know it?" Gu Hanyan rolled his eyes at him and said, "However, what's the purpose of installing it? It's okay for fire prevention and theft prevention. It's nonsense for you to use it to prevent ghosts."

"That, maybe it's my illusion." Tang Wen said.

"You're just cowardly! You're still a big man, not as good as our little girl." Gu Hanyan looked contemptuous.

"How about you sleep with me, so I won't be afraid anymore." Tang Wen was fascinated.

"Whenever you hit me, I will accompany you, otherwise, you will never think about it in this life." Gu Hanyan's face was stern.

However, Tang Wen found that the 'popular person' on her head was shy.

(End of this chapter)