A god who has fragments of the world in his mind

Chapter 119 My Sister-in-Law Is Divorcing My Brother

This is the first time in the past ten years that Liu Shan has celebrated the New Year in the village.

It may be because of being in the countryside, this year is more New Year's than usual. On New Year's Eve, when the adults were preparing for the New Year's Eve dinner, Liu Shan took Sister Yun and set off a lot of fireworks in the yard.

Even if it is Chinese New Year, the village will be deserted than Liu Shan expected. In the past, on New Year's Eve, as long as a family set off fireworks, someone would follow immediately. Now he and his cousin "bombed" for more than ten minutes. It immediately became quiet again.

In the winter, there is not even a dog barking.

It is rare that Liu Shan did not practice calligraphy, but stayed with his family and relatives, watching the Spring Festival Gala and chatting around the TV.

The Spring Festival Gala is really nothing to watch, but his mobile phone keeps sending messages, and many people wish him New Year's greetings.

The most lively one was the group in the studio, where the employees wished Liu Shan a new year. Naturally, Liu Shan wanted to express himself, and immediately sent out five 200 yuan New Year red envelopes.

Secondly, those acquaintances also sent New Year greeting messages.

For this kind of New Year's greeting text message, Liu Shan treats it differently.

For those kind of text messages that look like group sending, he directly copied a text message and sent it back. For the text messages that took a lot of effort to form phrases, Liu Shan also sincerely sent New Year's blessings.

The rest are a few women who have had negative distance contact.

It can also be divided into two situations. Most of them gradually faded away because of no contact for a long time, that is, ordinary New Year greetings. Liu Shan only responded with a simple New Year greeting as an acquaintance or ordinary friend.

The only exception is the recent Li Lanlan.

This girl is so caring.

"Mr. Liu, Happy New Year!"

Blessing is a very simple sentence, the key is that she attached one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eighty photos of her private house later.

When Liu Shan clicked on WeChat, a version of the photo appeared on the screen. He was so frightened that he quickly pressed the lock screen button of his phone and looked around. He saw his parents and uncle watching TV, and his cousin was still in the main room. She was relieved when she made a video with her son and didn't pay attention to herself.

Standing up as if nothing had happened, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, came to my bedroom, sat on the chair where I practiced calligraphy these days, unlocked my phone again, clicked on WeChat, and enjoyed photos while eating melon seeds.

They are all selfies of girls, good guy, she has captured Liu Shan's aesthetics, black, white, flesh-colored, pink... In these photos, everything that should be covered is covered up, and what should be released is also unreserved released.

This kind of exposure is the most beneficial thing in the spring of the year.

You know everything.

If you post it in a QQ group, the group will definitely be blocked.

After Liu Shan finished admiring them, he saved them all in his own encrypted file.

Then I found that Li Lanlan sent another message: "Mr. Liu, which piece of clothing do you like best?"

Liu Shan sent a New Year's red envelope, and then replied: "I can't tell from the photos, but I can make a choice when I see it with my own eyes."

Li Lanlan replied with a wrinkled nose and a shy emoji, and then also returned a red envelope for New Year greetings.

"Brother, come out and play cards!"

After chatting for a few words, Liu Shan and Li Lanlan talked to each other when they heard Liu Yun shouting outside. When they arrived at the stove, they found two more cards on the table.

Liu Shan played with three "female generals", but he was not interested in playing cards, and he didn't put his mind on the cards. He played while watching the Spring Festival Gala, and lost dozens of yuan when he played until after eleven o'clock.

Later, he gave up the seat to his uncle, and he went to the kitchen to help his father, making some fried goods for tomorrow, which is the first day of the new year.

When it was close to twelve o'clock, the village became more lively, and there were fireworks and firecrackers going off in many places.

At this time, each of the four elders took out two red envelopes and gave them to Liu Yun and Liu Shan respectively.

This is lucky money. No matter how old the child is, he will always be a child in front of the elders. It is a happy thing to get the lucky red envelope from the elders.

Liu Shan received four lucky money red envelopes, took a photo happily, and posted it on Moments.

Then he also started to distribute red envelopes among relatives.

Whether it is the relatives on the father's side or the mother's relatives, there are ten and two hundred red envelopes for luck.

Except for Liu Shan, everyone also gave out red envelopes, no matter how big or small the red envelopes are, they are all New Year's blessings.Everyone had a great time grabbing red envelopes.

Liu Shan also robbed a lot.

As soon as twelve o'clock passed, it was regarded as keeping the New Year's Eve, so I turned off the TV and went to sleep.

Liu Shan went to his bedroom and did not rush to sleep, but made a video call with Yuan Zhen.

"Why do you seem to be in a bad mood?" Liu Shan asked with concern as he looked at the weak Yuan Zhen on the other side of the video.

"Just now my sister-in-law and my brother quarreled in the video. They...may be getting divorced. My sister-in-law just went back with her nephew."

"Ah, what's going on? The quarrel is not so serious as divorce." Liu Shan was a little surprised.

Yuan Zhen pursed her lips and said, "My brother found a white woman in America, he... Forget it, I don't want to talk about her."

Liu Shan couldn't help being silent, and said after a while: "Is there any room for relaxation?"

"I'm afraid it will be difficult. They had a fierce quarrel just now, and they have said all the nasty things..."

In Yuan Zhen's mind, the scene where his brother and sister-in-law had just quarreled via video appeared.

The sister-in-law is really, just say that in front of her... the embroidery needle stirs the miso jar?What is this?

Liu Shan talked with the depressed Yuan Zhen for half an hour before hanging up the video.

Lying on the bed, Yuan Zhen's WeChat message came over again: "Little brother, are men in China very curious about Western women?"

Liu Shan was stunned for a moment, he asked himself, and then gave his own answer: "Not really, most of the so-called Western beauties don't quite fit my aesthetics."

"Then what is your aesthetic, little brother?"

Liu Shan thought for a while, remembered a passage, and replied: "With flowers as appearance, birds as voice, moon as god, willow as form, jade as bone, ice and snow as skin, autumn water as posture, Poetry at heart."

"Wow! Little brother, your request is too high (smile bitterly)"

Liu Shan smiled: "This is what an ancient said, but it can be regarded as the aesthetic standard engraved in the bones of Chinese men. If you work hard, you are already very close to this standard (laughing)"

"(white eyes)"

……

The next morning, Liu Shan woke up at seven o'clock as usual, took a look at his phone, and found that Yuan Zhen had sent him many messages.

"Little brother, Yuan Min sent me a message, saying that he has already bought a plane ticket back to China and is going to divorce my sister-in-law... It's really nothing to do with their divorce, but Yuan Min will definitely bring my eldest nephew to the United States. I'm afraid My sister-in-law can't accept it."

"It's so annoying. Yuan Min sent another message. He said that he told me clearly that he has settled in the United States after dealing with the domestic affairs this time... This stupid idiot... What age is it? , and feel that the moon abroad is round.”

……

"Little brother, in the future, I may never have any relatives again. (Crying loudly)"

After reading the message, Liu Shan quickly replied.

　The second update, I wrote it on my mobile phone, it's so difficult... Ask for a monthly pass!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)