Chapter 270

Liu Haizhong and his eldest son Liu Guangqi were sitting and chatting in the room.

Gu Gu was happy, and didn't notice any changes in the smell in the room.

Looking at the dishes served, he was about to have a good meal.

There are scrambled eggs, scrambled tofu, fried cabbage, fried radish, and pickled radish sticks and radish sprouts.

Six dishes and a bottle of wine.

Liu Haizhong was just about to drink, when he heard what the eldest daughter-in-law said, he smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, no one thinks that the child's excrement and urine are dirty, old woman, don't let Guangqi do it, you go and have a look, and put Erdouzi into clean cotton pants .”

"Okay, don't delay your father and son drinking, I will clean up, Xiu Ni, you can sit at the table and eat."

Aunt Er smiled and went to hug her grandson, only to see that the two-year-old grandson didn't pee his pants.

Then I picked up my five-year-old granddaughter, who was going to nursery school, and saw that the cotton pants were also dry.

"Hey! That's weird, Susu and Erdouzi don't even have diapers!"

Aunt Er frowned, and went to the back room where Guangtian Guangfu lived in surprise.

When I turned on the light, my blood surged instantly.

"Oh! Old Liu, come and see, this is what your good son did! I'm so ashamed for how old I am!"

Liu Haizhong was startled, and hurried to the back room to check.

I saw two big beaches on the ground, each of which was as big as a millstone, and it choked my nose as soon as I got to the door.

"Ah bah! I praised those two dogs for being sensible just now. I was really blind and pissed me off!"

There are three rooms in Liu's house. Except for the main room in the middle of Dangmen, the left-hand room is where Liu Haizhong and his wife live.

The house on the right is where Guangtian and Guangfu brothers lived.

The kitchen is a small shed next to the outside door, because the living conditions are not rich.

The two inner rooms on the left and right have no doors at all, just a curtain drawn.

Therefore, the smell quickly rushed to the dining table in the main room.

Liu Guangqi said angrily: "I doubt these two things that deserve to be beaten. Can they become sensible? After all, they are still the same as when they were young. If they have no other skills, they will play tricks!"

Dong Xiuni held her nose and ran out, "I can't live in this room. A 20-year-old is different from a [-]-[-]-year-old! It's disgusting!"

Liu Guangqi also said: "Mom, we can't sleep in this room anymore, Guangtian Guangfu is too disgusting!"

Aunt Er was so angry that she turned around and went to find a broom to clean.

Liu Haizhong said: "Wait a minute, don't scan, Guangqi and I went out to find those two dogs, they must be waiting nearby to see the joke!"

"Yes, Dad is right. As long as these two boys do something bad, they will definitely hide and watch jokes not far away. Let's go and find him!"

One of the father and son held a rolling pin and the other held coal tongs.

He stopped drinking, and started searching from house to house in a hurry.

"Xu Damao, is Guangtian Guangfu hiding in your house?"

Xu Damao was stewing chicken when he saw Liu Haizhong and his eldest son coming to the door carrying the chicken.

Trembling with fright, almost knocked over the pot.

In the past, he would have shouted a long time ago, but now that his wife, Qin Jingru, is pregnant, he would bow his head if he could, not daring to show off again.

He hurriedly smiled and said, "Oh, look at what you said so well, what are you doing hiding in my house? Jingru is the only one in the house."

Qin Jingru was already scared and hid under the covers.

Liu Haizhong looked inside the room and smiled slightly.

Although Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were not found, this long-lost deterrent made him very comfortable.

This is the second uncle who is in charge of the courtyard house!

"Xiao Xu, don't be nervous, I'm just looking for those two disobedient bastards Guang Tian Guang Fu, did you see where they went?"

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I would not tell you if I knew it!
"Hey, Uncle Er, I was stewing chicken for Jingru in the house just now, so I really didn't pay attention to the outside."

"Okay, okay, you can continue cooking, I won't disturb you anymore!"

Liu Haizhong is arrogant, with his eldest son supporting him, now he walks with wind.

Coming out of Xu Damao's room, he turned around and went to Liu Yuhua's room.

"Yuhua, is Guangtian Guangfu at your house?"

Liu Yuhua was eating with the deaf old lady and mother.

Looking up, he saw Liu Haizhong and his eldest son coming to the door with the guy in their hands.

He slapped the table and stood up.

"What's the matter? Are you going to fight? Hey! It's great! Silly Zhu has been in prison for so long, and my hands are already itchy. Come on, come on, you two go to bed together!"

boom!
It didn't wait for Liu Yuhua to make a move.

The deaf old lady had already hit Liu Haizhong with her cane.

"Bangs, are you courting death?"

"Oh, old lady, you, you, you are unreasonable!"

The self-confidence that Liu Haizhong had just found in Xu Damao's house was gone in an instant.

Liu Guangqi didn't know who Liu Yuhua was, but looking at this tall man with a big frame, he was a little timid.

With the addition of a deaf old lady, no matter how much he spoils her, she dare not make a sound.

After following his father out of the door, he asked in a low voice, "Dad, who is this?"

"Liu Yuhua, Shazhu's daughter-in-law, has been divorced for more than a year, and she beat Shazhu so hard that she couldn't get up."

"Oh, thanks to the silence just now, silly Zhu was beaten to the ground?"

Liu Guangqi had been beaten by Sha Zhu several times when he was a child, and he knew how powerful Sha Zhu was, and he couldn't get up when he heard that Sha Zhu was beaten.

"Don't be afraid of her, you'll be fine if you don't mess with her, hurry up and look for her, let Guangtian Guangfu lick the house clean!"

After the two people asked the backyard, they asked the middle court, and after asking the middle court, they went to the front yard.

Liu Guangqi also probably knew the changes in the courtyard, and felt that things have changed in recent years.

Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai actually disappeared one after another.

Lin Zhen, an immigrant household, had the most enjoyable life, but it was really unreasonable for him to go out of town because he couldn't get a house.

In the front yard, Liu Haizhong went to Yan Bugui's house to ask, and Liu Guangqi went to Lin Zhen's house to ask.

Lin Zhen's family just had dinner.

I was listening to the radio in the room when I looked up and saw Liu Guangqi coming with a rolling pin.

"Lin Zhen, have you seen Guangtian Guangfu?"

Lin Zhen couldn't help frowning, "Is there someone like you looking for someone like this? He came to the door just by weighing the guy? This is called making a mistake in thinking, you know?"

Liu Guangqi said disdainfully: "I don't have the same knowledge as you, I'm looking for Guangtian Guangfu, you just say if you are there?"

"Hey! Itchy skin, I haven't done anything for a long time!"

Lin Zhenteng stood up suddenly.

Just as he was about to tidy up Liu Guangqi, Liu Haizhong's shouts came from outside.

"Guangqi, come quickly, I've caught one!"

Liu Guangqi turned around and ran out.

Seeing that his father was holding Liu Guangtian by the collar of his clothes, on the other hand Liu Guangfu came out of Liu Jianguo's house and ran out of the courtyard like a rabbit.

Liu Guangqi threw the rolling pin and hit Liu Guangfu's leg.

He hit Liu Guangfu with an ouch, fell to the ground and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Lin Zhen went out to take a look, and couldn't help laughing out loud, thinking this is the scene of Liu Haizhong's family reunion?
Forget it, I'll deal with Liu Guangqi after they're done.

Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangqi grabbed one of them.

I was so angry that I wanted to beat him up.

The third uncle Yan Bugui persuaded: "Okay, okay, old Liu, don't be impulsive, Lao Yi is gone, and no one can stop you, don't fight, isn't it your family reunion today? How do you fight?" Woke up?"

Old Liu Haizhong blushed, hesitated and couldn't speak.

Liu Guangqi said angrily: "These two things that deserve a beating, my father asked them to go to the house of classmates and friends for a few days, let my family of four live in their house first, and return them to him when my house is down. Hey, they are fine." , when we left, we urinated alone in the room, and my dad and I were about to drink, and we smelled an inexplicable choking nose, third uncle, do you think these two things deserve a beating?"

"Ah? Hahahaha..." Yan Bugui couldn't persuade him any longer, and laughed so hard.

"Hey hey hey..." Even Lin Zhen, who was watching the joke, couldn't help it anymore, thinking that he really deserves to be the wicked Liu Guangtian, no need to ask, it must be his idea.

Third Aunt, Yu Li, Lou Xiao'e and other female relatives covered their mouths and laughed.

This interesting story of the old Liu's family reunion is enough to talk about the spring of next year.

Liu Haizhong said angrily: "Dog, whose idea is it?"

Liu Guangqi said: "Dad, do you still need to ask? It must be Guangtian, Guangfu doesn't have that brain!"

Liu Guangtian withdrew backwards, unable to remove Liu Haizhong's hand, and apologized with an embarrassing smile: "Dad, please be gentle, Guangfu and I were confused for a while, it was all a joke, isn't there no taboo for brothers to make jokes about brother and sister-in-law?" ?”

"Guangfu, is it your idea or Guangtian, tell me! To tell the truth, I won't hit you!"

"Second Brother! It's Second Brother! It has nothing to do with me, Dad, please forgive me!"

"Hey! Guangfu, you betrayed so soon?"

"Be more acquainted, second brother, we can't run away."

Seeing the situation, Liu Guangtian really couldn't escape, so he had to lower his head.

Liu Haizhong said angrily: "Go home! Don't be ashamed outside!"

The father and son dragged their way back, and the people in the front, middle and rear yards all laughed along with them.

Yan Jiecheng asked curiously: "Dad, aren't you and Lin Zhen going to take a look?"

Yan Bugui shook his head and said, "This is Lao Liu's family business, and they didn't ask for a meeting, so what should I go to see?"

Lin Zhen also smiled and said: "Now it's the conflict between the three brothers and the second uncle. They don't like each other when they look at each other. It's too messy. I won't interfere. I'll talk about it after they're done."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were dragged into the back room.

The second aunt gave each of them a slap.

"Lick it clean!"

Liu Guangtian wondered: "Mom, can't I clean it up?"

Liu Guangqi rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Mom, don't let them clean up, let them live in the back room tonight, and smell their own dirty things!"

Liu Haizhong nodded and said: "That's right, let's punish them like this, and let them clean it with their own clothes tomorrow morning."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu glanced at each other.

I was still a little bit proud, although it smelled bad to sleep, but I thought it was a urinal, at least the house was kept.

Dong Xiuni asked suspiciously: "Guangqi, where shall we live at night? You can't let your parents go out, right?"

Liu Guangqi smiled and said: "Of course not. I just visited the front, middle and back courtyards. I heard from our father that the silly column is squatting. I can only come out tomorrow winter. The deaf old lady is helping to occupy the house. I will go later." Find He Yushui, give her any money, and treat it as a rent, as long as Silly Zhu doesn't come back, we will be fine until the new house is approved!"

Liu Haizhong gasped, he dared to snatch Yi Zhonghai's house, but he didn't have the guts to snatch it from Liu Yuhua.

"Hiss~ Guangqi, what are you thinking, have you forgotten Liu Yuhua's attitude just now?"

"Hey! Dad! Look at your cowardice. Let's give money and stay overnight. It's not usurpation, nor is it an enemy. It's reasonable for neighbors to help each other. What are you worried about?"

"No, no, no, you don't know what's going on here, this matter is too suspenseful!"

Aunt Er was also worried: "If Liu Yuhua and He Yushui were willing to let others live, your Aunt Jia would have moved in with sticks, and would you wait until now?"

Liu Guangqi said disapprovingly, "Hey! You guys are overthinking things. If we give money to stay, how can we push the money out? Don't worry about it. I'll go to He Yushui to discuss it now. Dad, please prepare 5 yuan first."

(End of this chapter)

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