Siheyuan: Starting from the promotion of an engineer
Chapter 357 The conference is over?I didn't say anything, don't go
Chapter 357 The conference is over?I didn't say anything, don't go
"Okay, okay, okay! Don't dance around here, just say no, why are there so many bits and pieces?"
Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped Silly Zhu, and looked at him like a fool.
"Silly Zhu, you said that Xu Damao slandered you, and you didn't steal the chicken, so where did the chicken in this pot come from?"
"I bought it, is it okay?"
Sha Zhu stared, his neck tilted, and he had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
"Where did you buy it, Dongdan Vegetable Market?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"That's wrong. You work overtime today. If you go to the Dongdan Vegetable Market and come back after get off work, it takes half an hour to walk back and forth. Your bicycle is sold and you have no money to take the bus. How can you have time to clean up the chicken?" How about stewing it?"
Yan Bugui is indeed discussing the matter as it stands, and this is obviously not something that Sha Zhu went to the vegetable market to buy.
Silly Zhu frowned and said, "Third uncle, you care so much, how do you know that I don't have change for the bus? I just take the bus back and forth!"
"Hmph, Qin Huairu won't give you a penny. We all know this, so there's no need to hide it."
Qin Huairu's face was embarrassed, "Third uncle, you can't say that, and you haven't seen Sha Zhu with no money, how can you say such nonsense?"
Yan Bugui smiled proudly: "There's no need to see this with your own eyes. If we don't make a bet, Shazhu doesn't have a penny on him right now, believe it? Hehe."
"Okay! Lao Yan, you're taking things too far!"
His bangs were as heavy as water, and he hurriedly interrupted Yan Bugui.
"Xu Damao, you said that the chicken in the silly pot is yours, what proof do you have?"
Xu Damao said in disbelief: "How fresh, Uncle Er, do you even need to ask? My old hen has been fed for three or four years, can it get out of the yard? It's still there at noon, and it's gone in the afternoon, and I can't find it in the whole yard." , there is only one in the silly pot, don't say it's a coincidence, even those who talk about storytelling dare not say that, that is to favor him!"
Silly Zhu stared and said: "Go call it and see if it agrees?"
"Hey! Silly Zhu, aren't you being a fool!"
Liu Haizhong hastily winked at Sha Zhu, "Si Zhu, don't say that, it's useless to deliberately anger Xu Damao, if you didn't steal it, don't mess up your position."
Yan Bugui said: "Maybe, I mean maybe, the chicken in this pot is really not the one from Xu Damao's family."
Silly Zhu felt happy when he heard that, thinking that Yan Bugui had changed his mind and wanted to go to him.
He smiled and said: "Yes, he is still a learned person. The third uncle is right. You can't just say what Xu Damao says."
Xu Damao said anxiously: "Oh? Three uncles, what do you mean?"
Yan Bugui waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, let me speak slowly, since the fool said that the chicken in the pot does not belong to Xu Damao's family, and it is impossible to buy it from the vegetable market, where did it come from? You have to talk about it carefully, everyone knows that it has been almost a month since Sha Zhu returned to the cafeteria, and the lunch box in the net pocket is carried back every day, what is in the lunch box? Sha Zhu, is it this chicken?"
"Hey, hey! What about the third uncle? Don't talk nonsense! Stealing a chicken from Xu Damao is fine, but stealing a chicken from the cafeteria is stealing public property, and the nature is different. Don't dig a hole for me!"
Yan Bugui smiled proudly: "Then you stole that chicken from Xu Damao's house?"
Silly Zhu said helplessly: "I guess I stole it!"
Liu Haizhong didn't know that there was a strong relationship in it.
He thought it was Xu Damao who simply wanted to trick Shazhu, and he was trying his best to excuse him, but Shazhu suddenly admitted it.
Liu Haizhong was so angry that he frowned and said: "Silly Zhu, what do you mean? Yes, yes, no, no, don't grab yourself."
Yan Bugui sneered: "Don't add any modifiers in front!"
Sha Zhu shook his hands angrily, "Yes, yes, I stole it, that's all right, let's talk about how to lose money!"
Silly Zhu suddenly changed his attitude and admitted, which surprised Xu Damao. Before he vented his anger, he hurriedly looked at Lin Zhen.
Lin Zhen whispered: "You first cooperate with him to perform."
Xu Damao didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lin Zhen's gourd, so he could only pretend to say: "It's not just losing money, you must apologize to me!"
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Xu Damao, you are almost done, don't push yourself!"
"I want to make progress? You want to understand, I am not in the same sense as you are forgiving you, I have to pay money and apologize!"
"You're looking for something to do, don't think that I'm afraid of you when Lin Zhen sits next to you!"
"Alright, alright!"
Seeing that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were about to fight, Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped it.
"Silly Zhu, since you admit that you stole it, and you don't want Xu Damao to stab Director Zhang, then you have to give in and pay, or you won't be able to mediate this!"
Qin Huairu tugged at the corner of Sha Zhu's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Hold your head down, if we can end like this, we will take advantage."
Sha Zhu frowned slightly, and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'm unlucky, Xu Damao, tell me, how should I pay for it?"
Xu Damao pouted and said: "The old hen I lost is capable of laying eggs. I plan to feed it for another five years before killing it. An old hen lays an egg every day, which is 365 eggs a year. An egg market Sell……"
"Xu Damao! Don't overdo it! Your chickens never rest?"
"Stop! But if it is stolen, it will be counted as a chicken that never rests!"
"you!"
"That's enough, that's enough!" Yan Bugui stopped helplessly, "It's the most difficult thing to mediate between the two of you! If you want me to mediate with Lao Liu, don't quarrel endlessly!"
Silly Zhu pursed his lips, "Okay, okay, I won't talk, okay?"
Yan Bugui glared at him, then turned his head and muttered to Liu Haizhong: "Old Liu, how about asking Sha Zhu to apologize and make Xu Damao promise not to stab the Street Office and Director Zhang?"
Liu Haizhong nodded and said: "Okay, let Xu Damao write a guarantee letter, even if Shazhu loses money, he can't do what Xu Damao said, it's too much."
"It's easy to say, I will settle the accounts for them."
After the two discussed it, Yan Bugui said: "Since the matter has been smoothed out, the rest is how to mediate. I discussed it with Lao Liu. The chicken in the silly pot was let Xu Damao take it away, and I apologized to Xu Damao. , and pay another five yuan as compensation."
"Ah? What?"
Liu Haizhong hated iron and said: "The horse is in the sky!"
Qin Huairu hurriedly said: "Master San, this is an apology, just ask Xu Damao to take the chicken away again, how can you ask for five yuan?"
Silly Zhu also said unwillingly: "That's right, the big live rooster in Dongdan Vegetable Market is only one yuan a piece, and he wants five yuan for a small hen!"
Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Five yuan is too little for me!"
Yan Bugui said: "Compared to Shazhu doing this, Xu Damao must promise to forgive his brother-in-law Shazhu's mistake this time, and promise not to continue to expand the matter."
Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "Give me the money first, and then I'll talk about it after I apologize."
Silly Zhu was so upset that he couldn't speak, Qin Huairu had no choice but to go back to the house to get the money.
After giving the money, Sha Zhu raised his face to the sky and said unwillingly, "I'm sorry~"
Xu Damao glanced at Shazhu, and immediately went to serve the casserole on the table.
The spectators were already preparing to leave the meeting and go home.
"and many more!"
Lin Zhen immediately stopped Xu Damao, thinking that since you have all mediated, it's time for me to play.
With such a voice, the people who were about to leave stopped, Xu Damao got the bottom of his mind, and Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu's heart skipped a beat.
"Xu Damao, what you lost was an old hen, right?"
Xu Damao pretended to be surprised and said: "Yes, Lin Gong, the meeting has been held for a long time, you don't know it?"
"Of course not, I'm just wondering, even if Silly Zhu stole your chicken and cut it open and cleaned it up, how could it be cooked so quickly? The chicken has obviously been stewed for an hour, and it's cleaned up What about the chicken feathers? Throw it away? Where did you throw it? We have to be realistic, we can't wrong the good people, and we can't let the bad people go."
Lin Zhen analyzed slowly with a reasonable attitude.
Qin Huairu's heart gradually rose to her throat, and she couldn't help saying: "Lin Zhen, it's over, the meeting is about to end, what are you doing?"
"What? I don't understand, I don't like it, of course I want to express my opinion."
Sha Zhu impatiently said: "What do you not understand? I understand everything, but you don't understand? Isn't it just stealing chickens to lose money? I admit it! I'm happy, so don't get used to it."
Lin Zhen said sternly: "It's a joke! If I see things that reverse the facts, distort human nature, and lose morality happening before my eyes and ignore it, then I am too numb. I am a man of temperament, not a numb and indifferent character, otherwise I won't appear in the courtyard anymore, I can't get used to this matter today, so I must take care of it."
Silly Zhu frowned and said: "Can you stop being so noble, let you be the uncle in charge of the courtyard, you are wrong, but the meeting is about to break up, you jumped out again, forget it, forget it, don't make trouble, okay?" ?”
Lin Zhen said with contempt: "Silly Zhu, you really make me look down on you. Now that you are smart, you want to fool me quickly. If your smartness can't be used in the right way, isn't it just a mess?"
"I admit it, what else do you want?"
"You admit that there is a use for it. You didn't steal it. Are you responsible for using it? Will people be grateful to you? A stick!"
Xu Damao hurriedly answered: "Yes! We must find out, don't say that I bullied him, if it wasn't for the stupid Zhu who stole it, I will return the money to him immediately!"
Lin Zhen said: "You just take it first, the money will have to be paid to you sooner or later, but in whose name will you accompany me, we have to be clear."
Liu Haizhong said: "Lin Zhen, you have already checked it out, how do you want to check it?"
"That's called fooling you, not checking. You pretended not to hear what I just said?"
Liu Haizhong blushed and stopped talking, the third uncle Yan Bugui thought about it, and said thoughtfully: "That's right, the chicken in the silly pot may not really belong to Xu Damao's family."
Lin Zhen said: "Xu Damao, go and pick up a pair of chopsticks to see if there is a whole chicken in the pot, or if it is an old hen."
Xu Damao quickly lifted the lid of the pot and pulled it twice.
shuh~
A large cockscomb came out directly, half the size of a palm.
"Hey! Lin Gong, amazing, this is really not my old hen, such a big cockscomb, it's a big rooster! And it's half a chicken! Shazhu! Where's my chicken?"
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, okay, okay! Don't dance around here, just say no, why are there so many bits and pieces?"
Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped Silly Zhu, and looked at him like a fool.
"Silly Zhu, you said that Xu Damao slandered you, and you didn't steal the chicken, so where did the chicken in this pot come from?"
"I bought it, is it okay?"
Sha Zhu stared, his neck tilted, and he had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
"Where did you buy it, Dongdan Vegetable Market?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"That's wrong. You work overtime today. If you go to the Dongdan Vegetable Market and come back after get off work, it takes half an hour to walk back and forth. Your bicycle is sold and you have no money to take the bus. How can you have time to clean up the chicken?" How about stewing it?"
Yan Bugui is indeed discussing the matter as it stands, and this is obviously not something that Sha Zhu went to the vegetable market to buy.
Silly Zhu frowned and said, "Third uncle, you care so much, how do you know that I don't have change for the bus? I just take the bus back and forth!"
"Hmph, Qin Huairu won't give you a penny. We all know this, so there's no need to hide it."
Qin Huairu's face was embarrassed, "Third uncle, you can't say that, and you haven't seen Sha Zhu with no money, how can you say such nonsense?"
Yan Bugui smiled proudly: "There's no need to see this with your own eyes. If we don't make a bet, Shazhu doesn't have a penny on him right now, believe it? Hehe."
"Okay! Lao Yan, you're taking things too far!"
His bangs were as heavy as water, and he hurriedly interrupted Yan Bugui.
"Xu Damao, you said that the chicken in the silly pot is yours, what proof do you have?"
Xu Damao said in disbelief: "How fresh, Uncle Er, do you even need to ask? My old hen has been fed for three or four years, can it get out of the yard? It's still there at noon, and it's gone in the afternoon, and I can't find it in the whole yard." , there is only one in the silly pot, don't say it's a coincidence, even those who talk about storytelling dare not say that, that is to favor him!"
Silly Zhu stared and said: "Go call it and see if it agrees?"
"Hey! Silly Zhu, aren't you being a fool!"
Liu Haizhong hastily winked at Sha Zhu, "Si Zhu, don't say that, it's useless to deliberately anger Xu Damao, if you didn't steal it, don't mess up your position."
Yan Bugui said: "Maybe, I mean maybe, the chicken in this pot is really not the one from Xu Damao's family."
Silly Zhu felt happy when he heard that, thinking that Yan Bugui had changed his mind and wanted to go to him.
He smiled and said: "Yes, he is still a learned person. The third uncle is right. You can't just say what Xu Damao says."
Xu Damao said anxiously: "Oh? Three uncles, what do you mean?"
Yan Bugui waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, let me speak slowly, since the fool said that the chicken in the pot does not belong to Xu Damao's family, and it is impossible to buy it from the vegetable market, where did it come from? You have to talk about it carefully, everyone knows that it has been almost a month since Sha Zhu returned to the cafeteria, and the lunch box in the net pocket is carried back every day, what is in the lunch box? Sha Zhu, is it this chicken?"
"Hey, hey! What about the third uncle? Don't talk nonsense! Stealing a chicken from Xu Damao is fine, but stealing a chicken from the cafeteria is stealing public property, and the nature is different. Don't dig a hole for me!"
Yan Bugui smiled proudly: "Then you stole that chicken from Xu Damao's house?"
Silly Zhu said helplessly: "I guess I stole it!"
Liu Haizhong didn't know that there was a strong relationship in it.
He thought it was Xu Damao who simply wanted to trick Shazhu, and he was trying his best to excuse him, but Shazhu suddenly admitted it.
Liu Haizhong was so angry that he frowned and said: "Silly Zhu, what do you mean? Yes, yes, no, no, don't grab yourself."
Yan Bugui sneered: "Don't add any modifiers in front!"
Sha Zhu shook his hands angrily, "Yes, yes, I stole it, that's all right, let's talk about how to lose money!"
Silly Zhu suddenly changed his attitude and admitted, which surprised Xu Damao. Before he vented his anger, he hurriedly looked at Lin Zhen.
Lin Zhen whispered: "You first cooperate with him to perform."
Xu Damao didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lin Zhen's gourd, so he could only pretend to say: "It's not just losing money, you must apologize to me!"
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Xu Damao, you are almost done, don't push yourself!"
"I want to make progress? You want to understand, I am not in the same sense as you are forgiving you, I have to pay money and apologize!"
"You're looking for something to do, don't think that I'm afraid of you when Lin Zhen sits next to you!"
"Alright, alright!"
Seeing that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were about to fight, Yan Bugui hurriedly stopped it.
"Silly Zhu, since you admit that you stole it, and you don't want Xu Damao to stab Director Zhang, then you have to give in and pay, or you won't be able to mediate this!"
Qin Huairu tugged at the corner of Sha Zhu's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Hold your head down, if we can end like this, we will take advantage."
Sha Zhu frowned slightly, and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'm unlucky, Xu Damao, tell me, how should I pay for it?"
Xu Damao pouted and said: "The old hen I lost is capable of laying eggs. I plan to feed it for another five years before killing it. An old hen lays an egg every day, which is 365 eggs a year. An egg market Sell……"
"Xu Damao! Don't overdo it! Your chickens never rest?"
"Stop! But if it is stolen, it will be counted as a chicken that never rests!"
"you!"
"That's enough, that's enough!" Yan Bugui stopped helplessly, "It's the most difficult thing to mediate between the two of you! If you want me to mediate with Lao Liu, don't quarrel endlessly!"
Silly Zhu pursed his lips, "Okay, okay, I won't talk, okay?"
Yan Bugui glared at him, then turned his head and muttered to Liu Haizhong: "Old Liu, how about asking Sha Zhu to apologize and make Xu Damao promise not to stab the Street Office and Director Zhang?"
Liu Haizhong nodded and said: "Okay, let Xu Damao write a guarantee letter, even if Shazhu loses money, he can't do what Xu Damao said, it's too much."
"It's easy to say, I will settle the accounts for them."
After the two discussed it, Yan Bugui said: "Since the matter has been smoothed out, the rest is how to mediate. I discussed it with Lao Liu. The chicken in the silly pot was let Xu Damao take it away, and I apologized to Xu Damao. , and pay another five yuan as compensation."
"Ah? What?"
Liu Haizhong hated iron and said: "The horse is in the sky!"
Qin Huairu hurriedly said: "Master San, this is an apology, just ask Xu Damao to take the chicken away again, how can you ask for five yuan?"
Silly Zhu also said unwillingly: "That's right, the big live rooster in Dongdan Vegetable Market is only one yuan a piece, and he wants five yuan for a small hen!"
Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Five yuan is too little for me!"
Yan Bugui said: "Compared to Shazhu doing this, Xu Damao must promise to forgive his brother-in-law Shazhu's mistake this time, and promise not to continue to expand the matter."
Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "Give me the money first, and then I'll talk about it after I apologize."
Silly Zhu was so upset that he couldn't speak, Qin Huairu had no choice but to go back to the house to get the money.
After giving the money, Sha Zhu raised his face to the sky and said unwillingly, "I'm sorry~"
Xu Damao glanced at Shazhu, and immediately went to serve the casserole on the table.
The spectators were already preparing to leave the meeting and go home.
"and many more!"
Lin Zhen immediately stopped Xu Damao, thinking that since you have all mediated, it's time for me to play.
With such a voice, the people who were about to leave stopped, Xu Damao got the bottom of his mind, and Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu's heart skipped a beat.
"Xu Damao, what you lost was an old hen, right?"
Xu Damao pretended to be surprised and said: "Yes, Lin Gong, the meeting has been held for a long time, you don't know it?"
"Of course not, I'm just wondering, even if Silly Zhu stole your chicken and cut it open and cleaned it up, how could it be cooked so quickly? The chicken has obviously been stewed for an hour, and it's cleaned up What about the chicken feathers? Throw it away? Where did you throw it? We have to be realistic, we can't wrong the good people, and we can't let the bad people go."
Lin Zhen analyzed slowly with a reasonable attitude.
Qin Huairu's heart gradually rose to her throat, and she couldn't help saying: "Lin Zhen, it's over, the meeting is about to end, what are you doing?"
"What? I don't understand, I don't like it, of course I want to express my opinion."
Sha Zhu impatiently said: "What do you not understand? I understand everything, but you don't understand? Isn't it just stealing chickens to lose money? I admit it! I'm happy, so don't get used to it."
Lin Zhen said sternly: "It's a joke! If I see things that reverse the facts, distort human nature, and lose morality happening before my eyes and ignore it, then I am too numb. I am a man of temperament, not a numb and indifferent character, otherwise I won't appear in the courtyard anymore, I can't get used to this matter today, so I must take care of it."
Silly Zhu frowned and said: "Can you stop being so noble, let you be the uncle in charge of the courtyard, you are wrong, but the meeting is about to break up, you jumped out again, forget it, forget it, don't make trouble, okay?" ?”
Lin Zhen said with contempt: "Silly Zhu, you really make me look down on you. Now that you are smart, you want to fool me quickly. If your smartness can't be used in the right way, isn't it just a mess?"
"I admit it, what else do you want?"
"You admit that there is a use for it. You didn't steal it. Are you responsible for using it? Will people be grateful to you? A stick!"
Xu Damao hurriedly answered: "Yes! We must find out, don't say that I bullied him, if it wasn't for the stupid Zhu who stole it, I will return the money to him immediately!"
Lin Zhen said: "You just take it first, the money will have to be paid to you sooner or later, but in whose name will you accompany me, we have to be clear."
Liu Haizhong said: "Lin Zhen, you have already checked it out, how do you want to check it?"
"That's called fooling you, not checking. You pretended not to hear what I just said?"
Liu Haizhong blushed and stopped talking, the third uncle Yan Bugui thought about it, and said thoughtfully: "That's right, the chicken in the silly pot may not really belong to Xu Damao's family."
Lin Zhen said: "Xu Damao, go and pick up a pair of chopsticks to see if there is a whole chicken in the pot, or if it is an old hen."
Xu Damao quickly lifted the lid of the pot and pulled it twice.
shuh~
A large cockscomb came out directly, half the size of a palm.
"Hey! Lin Gong, amazing, this is really not my old hen, such a big cockscomb, it's a big rooster! And it's half a chicken! Shazhu! Where's my chicken?"
(End of this chapter)
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