Siheyuan: Starting from the promotion of an engineer

Chapter 94
Xu Damao just fell asleep not long ago.

Dazedly felt that someone was calling him.

Like an old lady in the country, or a long-dead grandma.

Xu Damao's heart felt cold, and he opened his eyes suddenly.

The windows were open, and moonlight streamed into the house.

Reflecting the moonlight, Xu Damao saw the face of an old lady in her 50s.

Shouting into his own face.

Xu Damao felt as if he had been electrocuted for a moment, numb from the tips of his toes to the tip of his hair.

next second.

"what!!!……"

A howl instantly spread throughout the courtyard.

Since every household slept with their windows open, the screams were especially clear.

In an instant, everyone in the courtyard woke up.

Lin Zhen sat up suddenly.

Hearing that it was Xu Damao's voice, he wondered what happened to this guy?
Stockholm Syndrome doesn't scream in the middle of the night, what the hell?
Lou Xiaoe wondered: "It seems to be the backyard, is there a fight?"

Lin Zhen said: "It's Xu Damao, let's go, get dressed and go have a look."

The three uncles all got up, and people in the courtyard opened the door one after another.

Xu Damao's voice almost sent Aunt Zhang away.

She was so frightened that she took three steps back and fell to the ground, tremblingly said: "No, no, no, the devil is high and the way is low, I was backlashed!"

Qin Jingru was so frightened that her legs went limp, and she quickly turned on the light.

"Da Mao, what's wrong with you, Da Mao?"

Xu Damao turned over early and got under the bed, "Who? Who are you?"

Aunt Zhang got up from the ground, "I, I was invited by your wife to scare you."

Qin Jingru said: "Da Mao, I don't know if you are bewitched or your soul has been frightened away. You send things to Lin Zhen's house every day, so I hired you a soul called soul."

"Yeah! Even if my soul flies away, I'm still scared by her!"

After figuring out the other party's identity, Xu Damao gained courage.

Crawled out from under the bed, quickly put on her clothes, stepped forward and grabbed Aunt Zhang's arm.

Angrily said: "You want to scare me to death? How dare you engage in feudal superstition, come with me!"

"Go, where?"

"Lou Xiao'e in the front yard works in the street office. I can still make a contribution if I hand you over to her directly!"

Aunt Zhang was shocked when she heard this, "This, this, no, no, I am doing it for your own good..."

Qin Jingru also pulled, "Da Mao, calm down."

"I'm very calm. I'm still cold all over, but I was scared by her just now!"

Xu Damao dragged Aunt Zhang out.

People from the front, middle and rear courtyards all came to the door.

Xu Damao first saw Lin Zhen and Lou Xiao'e, and hurriedly said: "This person is superstitious, standing on my bed in the middle of the night screaming, I will report her now, Lou Xiao'e, you work in the street office, this person is handed over to you!"

Lou Xiaoe frowned and said, "What's going on? Who is this aunt?"

Xu Damao said angrily: "Who knows? Jingru, what's her name? Tell everyone!"

Qin Jingru took the time to explain the process.

Even the deaf old lady confessed.

The deaf old lady pouted out of anger, thinking that I hadn't eaten that snack yet, and my stomach started to hurt!
When it came to Xu Damao's awakening, the people in the yard couldn't hold back anymore.

Can't help substituting what happened to Xu Damao just now, and everyone burst into laughter.

Liu Haizhong cleared his throat, lowered his face and said, "Soul calling is a superstitious behavior in the old society and must be severely punished!"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "There is no need to put this matter on the line, the old lady is also warm-hearted, and she is old enough to give this foolish idea."

Silly Zhu also said: "Uncle Er is almost done. I know you are very good in the courtyard. This is to report to Lou Xiao'e. What's in the way of you? You don't work in the street office."

Xu Damao stared and said: "No, severe punishment is necessary, it scares me to death, and killing people in the middle of the night!"

Silly Zhu said disdainfully: "That's because you are cowardly, and you blame others for not doing it?"

Liu Guangtian said with a smile: "Sizhu, you are very courageous. Didn't you get startled by Xu Damao coming to bed in the middle of the night last time?"

Silly Zhu said angrily: "Shut up Liu Guangtian! What's hindering you? Don't ask for smoke!"

The third uncle Yan Bugui said: "Forget it, forget it, there is no need to argue about this matter, let Lou Xiao'e figure it out."

Lou Xiaoe looked at Lin Zhen, and Lin Zhen whispered: "You are just a statistician, as long as you do your job well, this matter is out of your control, and if you are not in your position, you will not seek your own affairs."

Lou Xiao'e nodded, and said to everyone: "I have no right to control this matter. The three uncles have the final say on emergencies in the courtyard."

Xu Damao hurriedly asked Lin Zhen, "Can't Lou Xiao'e use this to make meritorious service?"

Lin Zhen said: "My daughter-in-law just wants to do her job well, don't understand too much."

Xu Damao nodded, "Then, let's leave this matter to the three uncles, anyway, I can't be scared in vain."

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Then just ask a little bit and criticize."

Xu Damao said unwillingly: "No, you have to compensate me!"

Aunt Zhang said: "I only collected 2 cents in total, I, can I pay you 5 cents?"

"5 cents? Where are you sending the beggars? At least 5 yuan, or I will go to the street to file a complaint tomorrow!"

"All right, five yuan, I'll give it, I'll give it!"

Aunt Zhang took out 5 yuan like cutting meat, and bowed to the people in the yard again and again.

"Trouble for the neighbors, trouble for the neighbors..."

Yi Zhonghai said: "Big sister, this matter must not happen again in the future, no one will be able to protect you!"

"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm just lying, how can I be called a soul, Big Sister Zhang, I just frightened you and fooled you, don't believe it!"

When everyone heard this, they all looked at Mrs. Jia and Zhang, thinking that you were also scared, maybe like Xu Damao, you were scared out of your mind by Lin Zhen, right?

Jia Zhang said awkwardly: "I, I was just joking with you, I don't believe it!"

Aunt Zhang apologized again and again, and her attitude of admitting her mistakes was very good.

Although the people nowadays say that they have entered a new era, they still believe that it is called scaring and evoking souls, so they don't pursue it too much.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, has only passed the official addiction on his lips.

He did not insist on arresting Aunt Zhang.

Especially the one who took the lead here was the deaf old lady. It can be said that no one dared to provoke her, and she was unwilling to provoke her.

So after a farce, the real unlucky one was Aunt Zhang.

I thought I could earn 2 cents, but lost 5 yuan, and was almost reported to the street office.

I can't tell the hardships, and I have to thank the neighbors for their understanding, and then leave in despair.

Lin Zhen shook his head slightly when he saw it in his eyes, thinking, why are you so lucky?
In these days, if you still dare to come forward and call out the souls of others, you are really deceived by money.

I don't even dare to reveal my wishes, do you dare?

Fighting against the torrent of the times, you don't even know how you died.

Xu Damao got 5 yuan and went back happily.

The deaf old lady gave Qin Jingru a blank look in anger, and went back on crutches.

Sha Zhu hurried to help, "Tian Hei, look at your feet, don't trip!"

The deaf old lady pouted and said, "Hmph! I knew Qin Jingru's stomach would hurt after eating dim sum!"

"Okay, isn't this all over?"

"Give your grandma a leg! Unless you get married and give birth to a fat boy, I won't let it go!"

"All right, all right! I'll look for it right away!"

(End of this chapter)