Siheyuan: a game system with you

Chapter 23

At that time, Xu Damao deliberately encouraged everyone to pour manure water on them, making them the laughing stock of everyone.

Both Jia Zhang and Bang Geng kept this enmity firmly in their hearts, and even dreamed of finding Xu Damao to settle the score.

After staying in the courtyard for a long time, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng finally recovered gradually and came out of the house one after another.

Bang Geng took Xiao Dang and Sophora Huaihua to play with firecrackers, blasting bombs everywhere, dancing happily, and soon forgot the unhappy things before.

Until the appearance of a person awakened the flame of vengeance of the stick.

Xu Damao was going to a nearby commune to show a movie tonight, so he stopped by his house to take a rest.

He made delicious food at home and was about to eat it when he heard a "pop!" and almost fell to the ground.

No need to think about it, Xu Damao also knew that it must be that bastard.

When he came back just now, he saw Banggen, Xiaodang, and Huaihua playing firecrackers there.

Xu Damao found that the stick was looking over with some hatred, probably because of the excrement injection.

Unexpectedly, he kindly offered an idea to save BangGong, but the bastard didn't appreciate it, and threatened people with firecrackers as soon as he came back.

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more annoyed he became, he got up and chased out the door, wanting to teach Bang Geng a good lesson.

It's a pity that when he chased outside, he had already disappeared.

Xu Damao cursed a few times before going home to continue eating.

Just as he was about to eat, there was another "pop!" beside him.

Xu Damao was so angry that he was smoking, rushed out the door, and looked around for someone.

But he searched all over the courtyard, but he didn't see the figure of the stick, so he had no choice but to go home.

This time, Xu Damao stared at the door while eating, waiting for the stick to come.

Unexpectedly, after waiting and waiting, the stick did not appear again, but Jia Zhang waited instead.

Seeing that Xu Damao was eating the country delicacies, Jia Zhang couldn't help drooling: "Xu Damao, you are looking for my sticks everywhere, what do you want?"

She was locked up in the police station for three days, and there was no oil in her stomach. When she saw meat and vegetables, she immediately got greedy.

Jia Zhang didn't wait for Xu Damao's reaction, picked up the meat and left: "You just scared my grandson, this is compensation!"

Of course Xu Damao didn't agree, he got up and chased after him.

Mrs. Jia Zhang is also a ruthless person. When she saw Xu Damao chasing her, she simply lowered her head and started eating.

She has a big mouth, and she eats the meat in the bowl cleanly.

Xu Damao almost died of anger, and stretched out his hand to hold Jia Zhangshi: "I didn't even eat two bites, so much meat, I must be compensated!"

He didn't expect Jia Zhang to be so shameless, and went directly to his home to grab meat.

Jia Zhang said indifferently: "Don't think about it, it's compensation, you let me go, or I'll call you a hooligan!"

She didn't even have to think about getting money for what she ate.

Xu Damao suddenly laughed angrily: "You broke into my house to grab meat, and you still have the face to say that I am playing a hooligan to you? Are you crazy, or am I blind?"

As he spoke, his expression changed, and he didn't know why he suddenly felt that Jia Zhang's features became more beautiful.

Jia Zhang's attitude is that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "If you don't have money, you can do whatever you want!"

She didn't believe that Xu Damao could do anything to herself in broad daylight.

Xu Damao shook his head: "Put down the bowl first, if it breaks, you have to pay me!"

While talking, the two of them quarreled and finally got into a fight.

After all, Xu Damao is a man, with greater strength, he has the upper hand.

Although Jia Zhang is a widow in her 50s, she has a fat body and a tough personality.

All of a sudden, dragons and tigers were fighting, and the outcome was hard to tell, and they rolled into a ball.

There are many people in the courtyard, but mainly in the middle courtyard, there are not many people in the backyard, only the deaf old lady, the second aunt and others are at home.

They didn't pay much attention to Jia Zhang's argument with Xu Damao, but they heard something wrong.

I don't know who said it badly, and ran to the middle court to promote it vigorously.

All of a sudden, the big news about Xu Damao and Jia Zhang's broken shoes spread to every corner of the courtyard, which stunned everyone.

Everyone never expected that Xu Damao and Jia Zhang would make broken shoes together, and they did it so grandiosely and aboveboard.

No one would believe it was real if they hadn't witnessed it with their own eyes.

It’s not that they don’t have broken shoes, but there really isn’t one like Xu Damao and Jia Zhang’s. Let alone seeing them, they’ve never heard of them.

In fact, many people went over to confirm it, only to find that it was true.

A lot of people with nothing to do went to watch the fun and surrounded Xu Damao's house tightly.

Many people watched the live broadcast, and some acted as temporary commentators to comment on the fierce battle.

This battle was evenly matched, and the killing was so dark.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the aunt hurriedly asked everyone to stop talking nonsense, so as not to spread it and discredit their courtyard.

She may have been with Yi Zhonghai for a long time, and she would always consider the honor of the courtyard and the like on weekdays.

Not long after, the first mother and the second mother drove away the onlookers from around Xu Damao's house, and the third mother guarded the gate of the courtyard to prevent everyone from going out and talking nonsense.

They took great pains to help Xu Damao and Jia Zhang cover up the broken shoes.

Not only drove away the audience, but also kindly helped Xu Damao and Jia Zhang to close the door.

On the other side, Bang Geng was standing in a corner, his mind seemed to be stuffed with weeds, he really couldn't figure out how things turned out like this.

He was thinking about revenge all the time, and when he saw Xu Damao, Bang Jiao quickly came up with a solution.

He searched out more than ten bottles of various pills at Li Yonggen's house that day, only took half to show off at home, and hid the other half.

Unexpectedly, after taking the elixir, the family of four all fainted.

Fortunately for Xiaodang and Huaihua, Li Yonggen rescued them.

Banggen and Jiazhang were not so lucky, they were encouraged by Xu Damao to pour manure...

When he thought of being laughed at by others, BangJian wanted to fill Xu Damao's mouth with excrement.

When Bang Geng was in the police station, he kept thinking of pouring Xu Damao's feces in various ways to vent his hatred.

Revenge is also his spiritual pillar in the police station, otherwise he wouldn't know how to get through it.

Seeing Xu Damao cooking, Stick Immediately implemented a revenge plan.

First lit a firecracker and threw it into Xu Damao's house, then ran away.

When Bang Jian heard Xu Damao coming home cursing, he hid quietly in the backyard and instructed Xiao Dang to throw firecrackers.

Xu Damao was lured away by Xiaodang, looking for sticks everywhere in the courtyard.

However, Banggen was hiding in the pile of firewood in the backyard. When he saw Xu Damao chasing him, he immediately ran into Xu Damao's house, poured some medicine into the vegetable bowl, and then ran away.

In order to get revenge on Xu Damao, he didn't even steal the meat from the bowl on the table, so as not to be discovered by Xu Damao and ruin his event.

(End of this chapter)