Water Margin: All Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms Fishing Nets

Chapter 16 The Hog Rider
"Haha~ Have fun, Xiao Er, serve us another eighteen bowls of wine!"

Wu Song smashed the last bowl, and looked at Wang Lun with extra enthusiasm, what a hero, what a brother!
"Guest officer, you drank all the wine in our store."

"It's gone, it's really gone. The villain has prepared a room for you, go and rest first."

"The villain is here to help you!"

The waiter at the shop was shocked by Wu Song and Wang Lun at this moment, and was about to come over to help Wang Lun.

I have never seen it so drinkable, let alone eighteen bowls of wine, it is eighteen bowls of water, the stomach of ordinary people has already exploded.

"Little brother, you have worked hard. This is a reward for you. We have already paid for the wine, so we won't stay with you. We brothers have to hurry."

Wang Lun got up together, the wind blew like this, his body shook a little, he shook his head, took out ten taels of silver from his arms and stuffed it to the waiter, and went out directly.

The wine of this era is not distilled wine, and its alcohol content is not high, but it is also higher than that of ordinary beer in later generations, and it will make you dizzy if you drink too much.

It took some time to win Wu Song up the mountain.It's important for us to hurry, Lin Chong's martial arts are superb, so I don't need to worry too much, but Wu Yong's martial arts are not too bad.

Besides, Luo Gan, the prefect of Cangzhou, looked like a ruthless character, not easy to mess with, so let's go back to Liangshan as soon as possible.

"Happy, happy, I, Wu Song, haven't drank so happily for a long time. Brother, we are even. It's a pity that this restaurant is out of wine, otherwise I will drink ten bowls and eight bowls of him."

Wu Song had a good drink, and his steps were very steady. He followed Wang Lun and walked out of the shop.

"By the way, little brother, I want to ask you something. Are there any tigers eating people in Jingyang Ridge?"

Wang Lun felt that the strength of the wine was a little bit high, and suddenly remembered that this is Jingyanggang, and there is a vicious white-fronted tiger on the mountain, which is very ferocious.

"Haha, brother, don't worry, I, Wu Song, used to take this road often. There are quite a few wild boars and pheasants on the hillside. I've never heard of tigers."

Wu Song let out a belch, I know this way well, brother, you are overthinking.

I can't think too much, this is Water Margin, there are tigers on many hills.

In the original book, Li Kui's old mother was eaten by tigers. Not only Yanggu County made a list to catch tigers, but Dengzhou Jiezhen Jiebao went up to the mountains to fight tigers.

"The guest officer is right. There are wild boars and pythons on the mountain, but tigers have never been heard of."

The waiter in the shop shook his head, seeing that Wang Lun and Wu Song were walking normally, so he didn't hold back too much.

Wang Lun was relieved when he heard that there was no tiger. The timeline had changed a bit since he came. The tiger in the original book came later, and maybe it is still living in other mountains.

In addition, there are many black shops outside the city of this world, and many heroes have made their way in the black shops, so they can't stay in the shop if they can.

Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen, the Five Tigers, have either been tricked by black shops, or Wu Song has been in the rivers and lakes for many years and has a history of successfully countering black shops.

Wang Lun and Wu Song went to Jingyanggang together, and the friendship between the two has risen from ordinary friends in the rivers and lakes to bosom friends.

One step further and you're at the close of life and death.

"What, those two people left? Hey, there are three fierce beasts on this mountain. You didn't know it when you came here. Hurry up and call them back."

The shopkeeper came from behind and hurriedly said to the waiter.

"What three-headed beast? I don't know."

"They've gone far away, it's getting dark, I don't dare to go, I'll go to you."

The waiter sticks out his tongue, and gloats about his misfortune and goes back to clean up the wine bowl.

When Wang Lun and Wu Song came up to the hill, it was already dark.

The mountain wind is cold, the birds, beasts and insects are singing, the trees are full of shadows, and the jackdaws are singing.

A little more dark and terrifying, a little more murderous.

"I drank too much wine and wanted to relieve myself, brother, why don't we compete to see who can urinate farther away."

Wu Song suggested with a childish face, taking off his pants while talking.

Yingfeng piss on your face, hello.

"Um, brother kindly invites you, but let's be more civilized. You and I will solve it separately."

Wang Lun froze for a moment, but still rejected Wu Song's proposal, we are not children anymore.

"My brother said so."

Wu Song turned around and went to another place.

"Comfortable!"

Wang Lun felt that he had let go of a heavy burden, and he was almost bursting with eighteen bowls of wine.

ah cuckoo~
Da Da Da~
Suddenly, a huge black figure sprang out from the grass ten feet away, with its wet head and a foul smell, it rushed towards Wang Lun angrily.

"Wow~ I'm going to go, what the hell. Brother Wu Song, come and save me!"

Wang Lun took a look at the black thing, it seemed to be a big wild boar, judging by its size, it probably weighed a thousand catties no matter what.

The black body, the two super long fangs are very bright in the moonlight, like two sharp knives.

Wang Lun was so frightened that most of his wine sobered up, and he turned around and ran away.

It's convenient to go to the toilet in the future!
There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that there are one pig, two bears and three tigers, and the tigers are not as ferocious as the wild boars.

In terms of size, this gigantic wild boar is not inferior to the tiger at all, not to mention the explosive power of the wild boar, and the two big fangs in front of it are extremely lethal.

Ka Ka Ka ~
The big wild boar rushed over, its two big fangs were invincible, and the big tree at the mouth of the bowl was directly broken along the way, and the two hundred catties of stones were directly driven away, it was like a bulldozer, pushing it all the way.

The fighting pig among wild boars can be called the king of wild boars!
Wang Lun, who has thin arms and legs, was hit by the wild boar king, and he was unlucky and went straight through.

"Who dares to hurt my brother!"

"Dare to sneak attack, eat me a punch!"

Wu Song also had just finished his convenience, and he was getting drunk, and was a little confused when he saw a big black shadow chasing Wang Lun, he immediately yelled, rushed over, and hit him with a fist as big as a casserole pot.

bang~
Head-to-head, punches to the flesh, the mountain was shocked.

ah woo woo~
The big wild boar was blindsided by Wu Song's punch. It slid back a few steps, then got up immediately, lowered its head, and pulled its front legs on the ground.

ready~
Sprint!

"Brother, quickly dodge and go aside, Wu Er is here to deal with this wild boar."

Wu Song shook his hand, the wild boar's head is really hard, the cat got down and wanted to fight the wild boar.

"kill!"

Wu Song stared straight at the big wild boar. Although he was a little drunk, the more drunk he became, the more powerful he became. He had learned drunken boxing more or less.

Wu Song was not stupid either, he didn't confront him head-on, but relied on his agility to avoid the wild boar's charge.

bang~
The wild boar directly knocked down a big tree with a bowl mouth, shook his head, turned around with red eyes and rushed towards Wu Song again.

"Stupid pig, come here!"

Wu Song hooked the wild boar king, constantly provoking the big wild boar, and then dodged, making the wild boar king exhausted.

The big wild boar jumped into the air a few times, bumped into trees and rocks, felt a little dizzy, and suddenly turned around and rushed towards Wang Lun.

Hey~
You big wild boar don't talk about martial arts, where is your opponent?

Wang Lun hurriedly backed away, he was not as agile as Wu Song.

"Hey, big wild boar, don't hurt my brother, watch the punches!"

Wu Song became impatient, and rushed forward with a loud shout, grabbed the wild boar king's pig's tail, and yanked it violently, bursting out with natural power, and threw the big wild boar aside.

"I hit!"

Wu Song didn't wait for the wild boar king to come back to his senses, he jumped on the wild boar's back, swung his fists and attacked the wild boar king's head.

"What a boar rider."

Wang Lun thought to himself, if Wu Song could train this wild boar king into a mount, then he would also be a boar rider.

One punch!
Two punches!

Three punches!

I don't know how many punches, Wu Song's hands were covered with the blood of the wild boar king, and the wild boar king gradually lost his breath, so he stopped.

Wu Song beat the tiger, because of his arrival, it turned into Wu Song beat the pig!

　Thanks to "Fengxiaotang Liuwei Dihuang Wan" for rewarding 1500 starting coins.

　　Thanks to "Fengxiaotang Liuwei Dihuang Wan" for rewarding 1500 starting coins.

　　Happy New Year everyone!

　　Wild Boar King: I'll show you a wild boar stabbing. All the guest officials have monthly tickets, and I recommend some rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)