Chapter 134 Splashing Food on Your Face (please subscribe, ask for a reward, please ask for a monthly pass)

"Ok?"

Xu Damao took the initiative to look for it?

Is the sun coming out of the west?
He Yuzhu felt strange. When he went out to see, it was really Xu Damao who shrank his head and called himself.

He also looked like he was afraid that He Yuzhu would make a fool of himself.

This is even stranger.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xu Damao and He Yuzhu had always been at odds, and now they were obviously a little timid, afraid that He Yuzhu would take care of him.

Suddenly asked He Yuzhu to go to his room to discuss something, what can there be to discuss?
"Xu Damao, what do you want from me?"

"It's nothing important, you come to my house, there are ready-made food and wine, let's talk while eating." Xu Damao said with a smile on his face.

With his appearance, He Yuzhu didn't like losing his temper, but he didn't really want to have anything to do with him.

"If you have something to talk about, let it be if you have nothing to do. I still have to cook here."

Xu Damao quickly smiled and said: "Then what else? Didn't I say that my family has ready-made food and wine, why don't you just come over and eat?"

"I'm full, what should Qin Jingru do? Go to your house for dinner too?"

He Yuzhu smiled.

Xu Damao hesitated for a moment, then smiled dryly: "It's not suitable for us two gentlemen to drink with a woman."

"Well, wait a minute; I'll bring over a dish and two steamed buns for Qin Jingru to eat. Is this all right?"

"Hey, your determination today is really not small!"

He Yuzhu sighed: "Do you really want to have a meal with me and talk?"

"Really, sincerely." Xu Damao vowed.

"Okay, let me see what kind of medicine is sold in your gourd." He Yuzhu said.

"I don't sell medicine, I really need to discuss with you!"

With a dry smile, Xu Damao trotted back to his home, brought a plate of food and two steamed buns to He Yuzhu: "Is this the head office?"

He Yuzhu sniffed his nose slightly, reached out to take the food, and signaled Xu Damao to come over.

Xu Damao said with a smile on his face, "What's the matter, did you feel moved by my brother's sincerity today—"

Before he finished speaking, He Yuzhu had already turned back and pressed a plate of vegetables on his head.

Xu Damao let out an "Aww" and yelled with oil and vegetables all over his face: "Silly Zhu, you are fucking sick, aren't you?"

"I'll be nice to you, invite you to eat and drink, and even deliver the food to your house—is there anyone who does this?"

He Yuzhu stepped forward with a sneer, kicked him, and knocked him to the ground: "I still don't have a long memory, what are you calling me?"

Xu Damao was lying on the ground, and he simply couldn't get up.

"Sizhu, even if you give me another kick, I will call you silly Zhu!"

"I treat you with delicious food and drinks, and bring you the food. Why do you splash the food all over my face?"

"You can't tell the difference! It's not wrong for me to call you Shazhu!"

"It's not my fault that all the neighbors in the courtyard commented!"

When He Yuzhu walked over, Xu Damao immediately used his hands and feet, and slipped back.

"Why, He Yuzhu, do you still want to hit someone?"

"Hmph, I don't hit people, I'll hit you." He Yuzhu sneered and said, "It's a good thing to eat, and it's also a good thing to deliver food. Spit in the food and mix it well. You can do such a disgusting thing. How about you?" Should I fight?"

"On the first day of the new year, if you come to disgust me, it will be considered light for me to clean you up like this."

Xu Damao was dumbfounded: How the hell would he know?

Are you fucking good at hearing and clairvoyant?
It's good now, a table of meals is useless, so it's probably useless to ask Sha Zhu to eat.

No, he has to be hooked!
Otherwise, the first step of the "beauty trap" cannot be performed.

In order to publicize the fact that the chief of the department and Yang Dahong got married, Xu Damao held back the anger in his heart and wiped his face with his sleeve.

"I'm wrong about this matter, and I'll make it up to you."

"It's mainly because you hit me too many times before, so I played a small prank on you."

"You forgive me, and I forgive you too. Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Let's have a drink and have fun together, okay, He Yuzhu?"

After speaking, Xu Damao felt ashamed and uncomfortable.

Many neighbors in the courtyard were watching with their heads out. Dama, Qin Huairu, Liugen's family, and Da Mao's family were all staring... On the first day of the new year, he let Shazhu pour a plate of vegetables on his head, and was kicked to lie down again. Make up for the silly smile.

If it weren't for something in his heart, he had to use a silly pillar, Xu Damao couldn't do such a thing!
This is too shameless.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, I am in a hurry to ask for help.

"That's it, are you talking about drinking?"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, and he could bear it all, obviously the picture was not small!

"Did you spit on the food at home?"

He Yuzhu asked.

Xu Damao laughed dryly: "Let's change another table, a clean one!"

He really spit on half of the food at home, and secretly rubbed it against He Yuzhu.

In this way, he can at least be secretly happy, otherwise he would pay He Yuzhu to eat good wine and food, how unhappy it would be!
What he didn't expect was that He Yuzhu was so tricky, and he didn't know whether he saw it, guessed it, or smelled it from the dog's nose, and he didn't hide this matter from him.

Xu Damao said that it was a table change, but it was not easy to change in a hurry.

This year, the Chinese New Year, no one will cook for you.

This table of dishes was ordered by Xu Damao in advance, and they only made it after paying the money.

In desperation, Xu Damao took the smoked fish, sausage, and peanuts that he brought back from the movie as dishes, and combined with four delicious dishes without spitting, he finally persuaded He Yuzhu to agree to go to his house for dinner later.

Even so, He Yuzhu didn't let Xu Damao deliver the food, and made the food for Qin Jingru himself, and then went out to the backyard.

"What's wrong with Xu Damao? I asked you to clean up, but why do I have to treat you to dinner?"

Qin Huairu spoke strangely.

"I'll find out when I go and see."

He Yuzhu said: "There is still a lot left over from the meal I cooked with Jingru. You can take Xiaodang and Huaihua to eat together."

Qin Huairu rolled his eyes at him: If you co-author, I can only eat Qin Jingru's leftovers, right?

But she wasn't polite to He Yuzhu either, she went back to the house and called Xiaodang and Huaihua, and went to eat in He Yuzhu's house—as for the stick, she knew she couldn't call him.

Yi Zhonghai made offerings of food and drink to sow discord, Qin Huairu also knew this trick.

The most important thing is that Bang Geng also believes in Yi Zhonghai, but not in Qin Huairu. Qin Huairu has nothing to do.

When he arrived at Xu Damao's house, Xu Damao had already changed his clothes. Apart from the smell of vegetable oil all over his body, he couldn't tell he was in a mess just now.

"Come on, please sit down!"

"He Yuzhu, I've wanted to talk to you for a long time!"

While talking, Xu Damao got up and poured wine, and greeted He Yuzhu to eat and drink.

He Yuzhu didn't eat or drink, so he looked at him: "Xu Damao, if you have something to say, hurry up, coaxing the leader doesn't work here."

(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like