Dying, start with life simulation

Chapter 33 This is the specialty!

Li Du bit the bullet, walked to the gate of Building No. [-], and knocked on the door tentatively.

The door was ajar and no one answered.

Li Du became more courageous and planned to enter.

Since Team Yu and Team Tan both agreed to my coming here, it means that this is a training place after all, and it will help me become a member of the crime team.

Li Du opened the door tremblingly, and as far as he could see, there was nothing special.

The main hall on the first floor is a spacious lobby with clear windows and a clean and smooth floor.

There are winding corridors on both sides of the hall, and most of the interior should be some rooms.

There is an information desk at the entrance, and there is a room with the sign of "canteen" not far away.

There are two direct elevators on the right side of the lobby, and a revolving escalator is at the corner.

All layouts are no different from an ordinary hospital or commercial building.

What's even more exaggerated is that at this time, the lobby of the entire No. [-] building was filled with people. There were many patients in hospital gowns and doctors in white coats.

Everyone had peaceful smiles on their faces and a sense of joy and harmony.

Even in the consultation office, there was a middle-aged elder brother in a gray security uniform flipping through a volume of materials, recording something from time to time, and he seemed so dedicated to his duties.

Li Du rubbed his eyes, if he hadn't used [Chest Pointing and Washing Eyes], he would know that this place is extremely dangerous.

With this scene in front of him, he even wondered if he came to the wrong place.

At this time, the elder security guard at the consultation office glanced at Li Du and shouted, "Hey, newcomer, come and fill out the form!"

Li Du nodded and stepped forward: "Oh, yes!"

[Touch the chest and wash the eyes] The advice given is to keep a low profile. At this time, Li Du naturally doesn't dare to make more troubles, and the wave also depends on the occasion.

Li Du took the blank form and was instantly dumbfounded.

Li Du: "Well, let me ask, what does the nickname mean?"

Security guard: "Don't you have another name?"

In an instant, all the patients and doctors on the first floor turned their heads to Li Du.

Li Du: "Or, Hairspray Superman?"

The security guard nodded: "Well, continue to fill in!"

Li Du: "Well, what camp should I fill in?"

The security guard was a little impatient: "Are you a good guy or a bad guy?"

Li Du began to feel that this place was indeed a mental rehabilitation center.

Li Du: "Is he a good person?"

Security guard: "Well, you can take the left aisle later, that's for good people. It's just that there aren't too many people."

Li Du: "Are there not many good people?"

Security guard: "There were a few of them, but they were killed by the villains!"

Li Du immediately joined the camp and filled in "villain"!
Li Du: "I can also be considered a villain!"

The security guard was stunned for a moment, then stood up and shook hands with Li Du: "Welcome comrades back to the team!"

The corner of Li Du's mouth twitched, and he continued to look at the form.

Li Du: "How many abs do you have? Do you have to fill in such a private question?"

Security: "Well, there are ladies among us, and they strongly demand it!"

Li Du acquiesced: "Well, do you sing or not in the shower, go to nightclubs when you're free, do you know how to make braised pork ribs, whether you stand or squat in the toilet, do you have to fill in all these?"

The security guard thought for a while, took the form, and crossed out the option to pee standing up.

Security guard: "This option is no longer required. Now everyone is squatting here, hygienic and safe!"

Li Du was a little sluggish, and an "idiot" aura began to spread around him.

Li Du: "What about the others?"

Security guard: "Did you see the red underline on the form? They are all required items, which will help our doctors understand you and help you better."

Li Du no longer believed that there was a doctor in this building, but just when he was about to walk away, the security guard took out a huge iron ball from the information desk, and then threw it behind him.

"Boom!" The terrifying sound exploded in my ears!

It just seems that here, except for Li Du, the others have long accepted the strangeness and continued to do what they are doing without being affected at all.

Security guard: "This ball is so weird, it always likes to roll on me. Maybe it's because I fell in love with me!"

Li Du looked at this iron ball with his naked eyes, and he could see that it weighed at least a hundred catties, so the security guard threw it out without a care.

What's even more exaggerated is that the ground and walls of Building No. [-], under such a heavy blow, were not damaged at all except that the sound was a little louder.

Li Du's dementia became more and more obvious: he had heard the explosion when he was chatting with Dean Chen earlier.

Li Du immediately picked up the form and continued to fill in: "Excuse me, specialty, what should I fill in?"

Security guard: "Do you have any specialties?"

Li Du glanced down: "I can't tell, it should be quite long!"

The security guard squinted at Li Du: "College student?"

Li Du shook his head: "Senior year, I haven't taken the exam yet!"

The security guard seemed to realize something: "Oh, the education level is not good! I don't understand the specialties!"

Immediately, the security guard waved to the center of the hall: "Thinker, come here."

Immediately, a young man in a blue hospital gown and a blonde half-cut hairstyle walked over.

Young man: "Brother Security, what's wrong?"

Security: "Show him what you're good at!"

The young man scratched his head: "There are so many people, it's not good!"

Security guard: "Show the newcomer a sample!"

The young man regained his energy in an instant: "Okay, my specialty is being good at thinking!"

Li Du didn't expect that the so-called "specialty" here was actually a "specialty", but he was a little confused.

Young man: "Brother, I have a question for you."

Li Du nodded: "Oh, okay, may I ask you."

Young man: "The butterfly flapped its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, do you know what will happen?"

For a moment, Li Du was a little surprised.He has heard this question!

Could this young man be a philosopher influenced by bad karma?Know the butterfly effect?
Li Du: "In two weeks, there will be a storm in the northern hemisphere?"

The young man looked at Li Du with the eyes of a fool, and then nodded with the security guard: "This little brother is very sick! Is he also in our bad guy camp?"

The security guard shrugged helplessly and acquiesced.

Li Du hurriedly asked: "Isn't it?"

Young man: "Oh, ignorance kills people. I don't even know this! Butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, and of course that butterfly will fly higher!"

Li Du: "..."

Young man: "Then let me ask you another question, what should you do when you feel that you can't do it?"

Li Du instantly realized that this is definitely not a philosophical question, let alone an inspirational chicken soup.

Li Du: "I don't know!"

The young man shook his head: "When you feel that you can't do it, you just cross the road. Then you are a pedestrian."

Afterwards, the young man sighed, turned around, and walked towards the center of the hall.

Li Du: "..."

Immediately afterwards, something even more incredible happened.

The young man hopped to the center of the hall, with a light leap, he jumped more than two meters high, and then danced in the air.

A colorful butterfly phantom suddenly appeared above the hall, flapping its wings vigorously.

Then just a few seconds later, the butterfly disappears and another line of crosswalks appears in mid-air in the lobby!

The young man stepped on the zebra crossing with brisk steps, and a few seconds later, the young man landed gracefully, and the phantom disappeared.

The young man went to his doctor again.

Li Du: "...", his eyes were dazed, and he was only short of a set of hospital gowns.

The security guard smiled: "Look, look, this is a specialty!"

(End of this chapter)