The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

"Let's go!" I said angrily, and walked out of the bedroom with the fat man in boxer shorts. It was night anyway, and I wasn't afraid of girls peeping.

"You go ahead, I'm afraid." If this guy hadn't brought a handle, I really wonder if he is a woman!

Not in the mood to chat with the fat man, and walked to the toilet.

Although there were lights in the corridor, it was still a little dim. The fat man grabbed my arm and looked around.

"Here we are, go in and pee!" He opened the fat man's arm, pointed to the toilet, and said angrily. [

The fat man shook his head: "You come with me!"

"I don't want to urinate again, you're so naughty!" He directly took the fat man into the toilet. The fat man gave me a resentful look, and then walked into the toilet timidly.

He leaned against the door and waited for the fat man to come out.

"Xiamen, is it still there?" Fatty shouted out within a few seconds after entering.

"Where are you?" I said lightly.

After a while, the fat man spoke again: "Is it still there?"

"Damn it! I'm here!" This time I looked impatient. Does he have to keep talking to me like this to feel at ease?How old is it, is it necessary?

The fat man ran out while pulling up his pants: "Oh my god, it's too dark inside, it scared me to death."

"Isn't there a voice-activated light?" I said as I walked back.

The fat man hurriedly followed: "The light is out, or I'll come here by myself."

"Oh..." I replied without saying anything, if he dared to go to the bathroom alone with the light on, I would smash the egg!

When I was about to reach the dormitory, the fat man suddenly grabbed me and said tremblingly: "Xia, Xia Tian, ​​what do you see in front of you?"

"Is there something in front?" I looked up, I was stupid!A figure was walking staggeringly. Because of the backlight, I couldn't see clearly, which startled me.

"You...you..." The figure suddenly made a hoarse voice.

"Ghost!" Fatty fainted from fright when he heard the shadow speak, and I also felt that the situation was not right, so I secretly circulated my true energy. Since there are all monsters, it is not impossible for a ghost to come out.

I was about to make a move, but the figure coughed twice and spit out: "Damn! Is I so scary!"

The tense nerves suddenly relaxed. Although the voice was still relatively hoarse, it could be heard that it was Zhang Yu's voice.

"Damn! Why did your kid come out?" I asked suspiciously.

Zhang Yu raised the water glass in his hand: "Smoked too much, got angry, had a sore throat, and was too thirsty, so I wanted to get some water from the toilet." Looking at the fat man lying on the ground: "I am about to say hello, who knows This kid just passed out, he's too timid!" [

"Don't drink water yet, carry the fat man back with me first!" I smiled helplessly, who knew that such a thing would happen!

Together with Zhang Yu, they carried the fat man to the dormitory, and Zhang Yu hurriedly said: "No, my throat is too dry, go drink some water."

"Wait for me, I suddenly feel like squatting in the pit!" Pulling some toilet paper, he said to Zhang Yu, for some reason, when he arrived in the dormitory, he suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, and saw Zhang Yu going too, so we went together.

The voice-activated light in the toilet really came alive, no wonder the fat man kept talking in it, Zhang Yu fetched water and left, leaving me alone in the toilet.

It was so dark, it felt a little scary, I shook my head, turned on the phone, and started reading the novel.

"Drip!" The sound of water dripping on the ground has been lingering in my ears, and I have always had a feeling that this water drop won't fucking drip on me, right?That's a mixture.

The boys' dormitory is just one building, with six floors in total, and there is a toilet on each side, so these water droplets were created by the buddies upstairs, and I would be an idiot if they dripped on my body.

But it's so dirty, and I can't see any drops of water, so I can only be worried.

"Brother, do you have any paper?" I was reading the novel enthusiastically, when suddenly a hoarse voice came over, which made me jump. No one came in just now. Could it be that it was too dark, didn't I see it?But there has to be a voice, right?

No, when did I become as timid as a fat man? I looked at the toilet paper in my hand, it wasn't too little, so I tore some and handed it over: "I don't have much paper here, so you can make do with it."

"Thank you!" As he spoke, he took the paper with a pale hand. Because of the board, he couldn't see what the person looked like.

The white hands are a bit scary, almost without any blood, but thinking about ghosts, they should not squat in pits, let alone be so hygienic, so I didn't think much about it.

"Dude, can I play with my mobile phone?" At this moment the person next door spoke again, and now I was in a hurry: "I'm stupid! What can I play with my mobile phone?"

"I've been squatting here for more than ten years, it's very boring..." The man's tone suddenly became gloomy.

Now I was a little annoyed, he just wanted to scare me if he didn't lend him his cell phone, and said cursingly: "Who the hell are you scaring! Believe it or not, I'll go over and give you a kick!"

"You are the first person who dared to give me the paper. As soon as those boys heard my voice, they ran away without even pulling up their pants..." The man's voice continued to speak in a sinister tone, but this time the voice It's a little colder.

I didn't want to talk to this idiot, so I stood up after wiping my butt, who knows that the kid continued: "I didn't want to kill you, but now I can't blame it!"

Depend on!This kid really loves role-playing, doesn't he?Still wanting to kill me, I kicked the door open, walked outside and said, "You mb come out!"

This kid really deserves to be kicked, and he kindly gave him the paper, but he scares me so much, if he knew it, he would throw a handful of shit at him, and see who is disgusting.

"I can't get out, you open the doors..." the man said quietly.

Hearing this, I laughed: "You fucking think I'm an idiot?" Maybe this kid will kick me as soon as I open the door. Besides, such a young man, can't he open it?

"You dare not drive, are you afraid that I will go out and kill you?" The man continued to provoke, I suppressed my anger and walked outside, I had no time to be angry with such idlers. [

"You're still scared, coward..." The man's tone was full of disdain, and I couldn't fucking figure it out. Chen Tianxiang's mouth is so bad that he deserves to be beaten. One is because he is drunk, and the other is that his father is the principal. This guy is an idiot!

If I don't beat him up, I'll be so fucking sorry to the audience.

"You kid really deserves a fucking beating. If I don't beat you up today, I won't fucking believe Xia!" Cursing, I walked to the door of the toilet where he was, and reached out to open the door. I just grabbed the handle, and Meier's But the voice came over suddenly: "Xiamen, don't open it!" Mei'er's tone was very urgent. Could it be that the people in this toilet are really not human?Thinking of this, I shuddered.

However, Meier's voice was still a step late, the kid's door was already half opened by me.