The days of double cultivation with the fox fairy

"Xia, why do you burn incense?" Sister Lin said after she finished burning incense, looking at me.

The so-called men have gold under their knees, burn incense and worship Buddha, and bow is enough, some students even kowtow three times and bow nine times. If the real body of Confucius is in front of me, I can still do it like this, damn!What is there to worship about this broken stone statue?

I froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'll go right away!"

I lit three sticks of incense, and pretended to pay my respects, but there was something wrong with this thing anyway.

"Okay, let's go out and play!" Sister Lin said happily when she saw that I had finished everything. [

Although this Wangfeng Mountain has a beautiful view, there is really nothing to do. After all, I am not a literati, and I don't have that kind of mood for traveling in mountains and rivers.

Sister Lin and Meier walked in front hand in hand, sometimes Sister Lin exclaimed, and Meier laughed lightly.There was only me, a big man, with a foxtail in my mouth, looking at the two beautiful female friends in front of me.

"Sister Lin, it's getting late, let's go down the mountain to eat!" I checked the time, it was getting closer, and I was a little hungry, so I suggested.

Sister Lin looked back at me, seemed to be thinking about something, and then said: "Don't go down, let's play on the mountain for a while longer."

Knowing that it was useless to argue with Sister Lin, I gave up, but I was really hungry. At this time, I just saw a young man sitting on the steps, with a box of bucket noodles beside him, and picked up mineral water. There are also two thermos bottles.

"Brother, how do you sell barrel noodles?" I looked at the young man and said with a smile, although I knew the price of barrel noodles, but these things are more expensive in scenic spots, so I'd better ask.

The man looked up at me, and said lightly, "Ten yuan a barrel..."

Nima!This is cheating, a bucket of instant noodles is only ten yuan, which is almost three times the price!

"It's so expensive, the ones below are only three or four yuan a barrel, and you're only ten yuan, isn't it too much difference?" I complained vigorously.

The man became anxious when he heard this: "Why, I worked so hard to move up from the bottom of the mountain, is it easy for me?"

Forget it, I don't want to eat this bucket of noodles. Although I'm a little hungry, I don't feel much, it's just that I feel a little empty after following two beauties.

"Then get me a bottle of water!" I said to the young man. Even if the water was tripled, it would only cost three yuan. I'm really thirsty, and it's okay to spend an extra two yuan.

I took the water that the young man handed me, and drank it directly. While drinking, the young man suddenly said: "Mineral water, five yuan a bottle!"

"Pfft!" His words made me spit out all the water I just drank.

"Hurry up and give me the money, you've opened the cover, don't you want to renege on the debt?" The young man frowned and stared at me closely.

"Heh, heh, how could it be!" I smiled, screwed the bottle cap on, and then changed into a negotiating tone: "Brother, look, I only drank two sips of this water, not even one-fifth of it. How about a dollar for you?"

"No..." Before the young man finished speaking, I threw water and a dollar at him and ran away.

Our speed is extremely fast, the young man saw that he couldn't catch up, so he had to sit down again and cursed: "Who the hell is this!"

This scenic spot is really cheating, a bottle of mineral water costs five fucking yuan a bottle!I will never come to this place again! [

"Why did you go, why did you run in such a hurry?" Sister Lin asked suspiciously when she saw me running over in a hurry.

I smiled: "Nothing, nothing!"

"Sister Meier said she was hungry, let's go down to eat!" Sister Lin glanced at Meier and said.

"Then let's go down quickly!" Upon hearing this, I was so happy that I could finally leave this ghostly place!

Sister Lin was walking in front, and Meier suddenly came over and took my arm. I was taken aback by this situation, and before I could react, I heard Meier say: "Actually, Meier is not hungry."

"Then why did you say that to Sister Lin?" Could it be that Sister Lin herself was hungry and deliberately made an excuse?

Meier smiled: "Meier knows that you are hungry in Xia Tian, ​​that's why she told sister Mengxin like that!"

"Meier, you are so kind!" After speaking, she kissed Meier's small face.

Mei'er was blushed by my actions, and was about to take another sip, when Sister Lin's voice came over: "When are you two going to be close, hurry down the mountain! Miss Ben is hungry too. !"

"Understood!" I replied in embarrassment, and Mei'er let go of my arm, and ran towards Sister Lin.

This Lin Mengxin, why does she always come out to make trouble at critical moments, idiot!

"Brother, have you ever seen a tall man with an obscene appearance?" As I was walking, a big man suddenly stopped me, and I was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Mb, a kid bought my brother's water and ran away without paying!" the big man said cursingly.

As soon as I heard this, I knew that the so-called wretched-looking person was me, but damn it!I obviously gave the money, okay?A dollar is not money!

"Damn! That man is so fucking cool! If I see him, I must tell you!" I pretended to be filled with righteous indignation, the big man nodded, and I took the opportunity to slip away.

There are many restaurants near Wangfeng Mountain, but there are also many food stalls at the foot of the mountain, and there are quite a lot of people. After all, these places are much cheaper than restaurants.

Don't say it's unhygienic on the side of the road. I think other places are unhygienic except cooking for myself, but I don't like to think about it.

Seeing that Sister Lin continued to walk forward, I quickly said: "Sister, let's eat near here, the restaurant is too expensive, so don't go!"

Sister Lin thought for a while: "Then eat here!"

Seeing that Sister Lin agreed, we found a seat and sat down, ordered something casually, and started eating.

What's worse is that the food is not very affordable, but compared with the surrounding restaurants, it should be considered cheap.

I was eating when suddenly there was a shout from a distance: "Catch the thief! Catch the thief!" [

The people around heard it, but everyone helped, and after taking a look, they all started eating on their own.

I also put my head down to eat in line with the principle of having nothing to do with myself.

"Catch the thief!" At this time the voice came again, I looked up at the stolen person, with long hair fluttering, wearing a sun hat, although I couldn't tell if he was a beauty, but he had a good temperament.

Since she is a beauty, let me help her!

What's more funny is that not only did those people not stop the thief, but they also gave in one after another, giving the thief a way to escape. Those who didn't know it thought it was a gang crime!

I was extremely fast, so I caught up with the thief in a short time, and kicked him down: "Grass! Doing strenuous exercise right after eating is not good for your health, do you know that!"

"Brother, brother, please forgive me, I won't dare anymore!" The thief pleaded and handed the wallet to me at the same time, I took the wallet and stood up straight away, I am not just Citizen, the thief didn't do me any harm, it's just a job to earn a living, so I don't need to make things difficult for him.

But as soon as I stood up, someone grabbed my neck, and at the same time, there was an angry shout: "Teach me the wallet!"