Rebirth of the courtyard, the start is 80s

Chapter 85 Under normal circumstances, I don't laugh unless I can't help it (please subscribe for a monthly ticket)
"What are you laughing at, stop laughing!"

"Ah?" Seeing Cao Lili glaring at him, Cao Zhiqiang blinked innocently, "I'm not smiling?"

"You were laughing just now." Cao Lili said angrily, "I saw it!"

Cao Zhiqiang continued to look innocent: "I really didn't laugh!"

"You just laughed!" Cao Lili said.

"That's right." Cao Zhiqiang sternly said, "I'm an adult, and compared to a minor like you, I'm more mature and stable, and I can control my emotions better.

So, generally I don't laugh unless I can't help it. "

Speaking of this, Cao Zhiqiang couldn't help but chuckle, and then immediately straightened his face again.

"Look, you're laughing again!" Cao Lili said angrily, "There's nothing like this, don't eat it!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Lili put down her chopsticks and was about to stand up and go back to the house.

"You really don't want to eat?" Qiao Simi, who was holding a steamed bun, said suddenly, "Then your roast duck is mine."

"Still talking!" Cao Lili glared at Qiao Simei, "It's all you, how dare you eat it? Let you buy one, buy one... What are you shouting about? Do you want the whole world to know that I want to use that? "

Speaking of this, Cao Lili snatched the plate of roast duck in front of Qiao Simei angrily: "I won't eat it for you!"

"How can this happen?" Qiao Simi pouted, "It's none of my business, you asked me to buy sanitary belts, and, besides, you just said before, let me not tell outsiders, but brother Cao is not An outsider? Or do you think Brother Cao is an outsider?"

"Again?" Cao Lili was anxious, "Besides, I won't give you the buns either!"

"Brother Cao!" Qiao Simei immediately turned her head to look at Cao Zhiqiang, and while chewing the bun in her mouth, she pointed at Cao Lili with her oily fingers and said, "Look at her, she's bullying me again!"

"Okay, okay." Cao Zhiqiang shook his head, "Lili, I understand how you feel, but it's not something hard to say, it's a normal phenomenon.

On the contrary, in our family's situation, the elders are gone, so the elder brother is the father.

So, after you come here, you should tell me immediately.

If you tell me, I will definitely prepare better things for you. "

"What?" Cao Lili said with a blushing face, "Well, how can I tell you this kind of thing, you, you are a man."

"What kind of man or woman? You are my sister." Cao Zhiqiang said, "Okay, since that's what, in the future... In this way, I'll go buy you some underwear later. Sixty pairs should be enough, right?"

"Sixty?" Cao Lili was shocked by the number, but forgot about the underwear itself, "Why buy so many?"

"Of course it is changed!" Cao Zhiqiang said, "Well, scientific research has proved that girls' underwear is dirtier than boys' underwear and has more bacteria, so it needs to be changed more frequently.

Especially in your current situation, even more so.

You are like this, from now on, you, during the few days when you have menstruation, change two pairs of new underwear a day, if the situation is more serious, double it!
If you don't come here usually, change a new pair of underwear every day.

Oh, it seems that this calculation is not enough?
Then it is decided, I will buy you 120 pieces later, which should be enough for a month.

No, just underwear is not enough, and underwear has to be changed every day.

Well, I will buy you [-] sets of underwear, which should be enough for two months.

By the way, there is also our little Simei, you will change into new underwear every day in the future, and I will also buy you sixty sets of underwear for her.

I don't need it for now, I have bought enough.

Let's do it first, if it's not enough, add more. "

Hearing what Cao Zhiqiang said, before Cao Lili said anything, Qiao Simi said first, "Brother Cao, are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious!" Cao Zhiqiang nodded and said with a straight face, "Look at my expression, I'm really serious!"

"Brother, there is no such thing as you." Cao Lili sighed, "Change to new underwear every day, this, this is too extravagant, too wasteful."

"That's right." Qiao Simi said, "And you bought so many, how do you wash them?"

"Isn't there a washing machine?" Cao Zhiqiang said, "Save enough dirty clothes a week, wash them once a week, add more washing powder when washing, and wash them twice more, that's enough."

"Too wasteful!" Cao Lili shook her head.

"What a waste." Cao Zhiqiang curled his lips, "I'm just passing the time, and you will understand in the future, to maintain hygiene, you have to change your underwear every day, especially you girls, otherwise, it's easy It stinks!"

"Here we go again." Cao Lili shook her head and sighed, "I'm too lazy to tell you."

Qiao Simei took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, then another bite of the roast duck, and said with a smack of her mouth, "Oh, sister, I now understand that the letter you wrote to us back then was not an exaggeration at all.

Not only are you not exaggerating, you are also humble.

As far as your current life is concerned, not only do you eat meat and drink milk in different ways every day, but you also change your clothes every day. Alas, the former princess is not too much, right?
What a blessing!
If our dad knew about this kind of life you are living now, wouldn't you be jealous? "

"Eat yours!" Cao Lili glared, "I can't stop your mouth after eating so much!"

Qiao Simei curled her lips, swallowed the food in her mouth, then looked at Cao Zhiqiang and said, "But brother Cao, you, do you really want to send me back? Can I not go back? I want to be with you!
I, I am very well-behaved and well-raised, really! "

Cao Zhiqiang chuckled: "Simei, if you don't go back, you will be like this, and you can't continue to go to school at all. Your student status is still where it is, so you have to go back."

"Then I won't go to school." Qiao Simi said.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Cao Lili stared, "If you don't go to school, you will be uneducated. What will you do when you grow up?"

"What are you afraid of?" Qiao Simei curled her lips and said, "When I grow up, I will marry Brother Cao and let Brother Cao continue to support me!"

"Ah!" Cao Lili slapped the table angrily, "Qiao Simei, do you feel itchy? Do you think I dare not beat you?"

"Slightly slight!" Qiao Simi made a funny face at Cao Lili, "Brother Cao is here, I'm sorry you don't dare!"

Cao Lili took a deep breath and began to roll up her sleeves: "Okay, Qiao Simei, I'm going to blow up your ass today!"

"Ah!" Qiao Simei quickly jumped up, grabbed a bun, and hid directly behind Cao Zhiqiang, "Brother Cao, look at her, she bullied me again, you have to make the decision for me!"

Cao Zhiqiang smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, you two calm down, you are really two aunts."

Speaking of this, Cao Zhiqiang looked at Cao Lili: "Lili, sit down and calm down, she is still a child."

Immediately afterwards, Cao Zhiqiang turned his head to look at Qiao Simei who was eating a steamed bun: "Simei, go back and sit down."

Only then did Qiao Simei go back and sit down proudly, giving Cao Lili a blank look, and Cao Lili clenched her fists angrily.

"You wait!" Cao Lili said angrily, "I'll see you later!"

"Hmph, then I'll run." Qiao Simi smiled and said, "I'll go to Uncle He, or go to the front yard to find Sister Liu Yuanyuan. They love me so much, and I must not let you mess around."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Cao Zhiqiang waved his hands, "Can you stop making trouble and talk about serious business."

Cao Lili exhaled: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you."

Immediately afterwards, Cao Lili looked at Cao Zhiqiang: "Brother, what else do you want to say?"

Cao Zhiqiang said: "That's right, Qiao Simei...she can't go on like this forever, there must be an explanation, at least, she must be able to go to school here."

Cao Lili said: "But, didn't you say that if you want to go to school here, you must have the household registration and school status here, but with your current situation, isn't it impossible to adopt her at all? Didn't you mean that you are not qualified?"

Cao Zhiqiang smiled and said, "I'm not qualified, but others are. As long as you find a reliable family to adopt Cao Lili, who is someone else's adopted daughter in name but actually lives with me, then it's fine. "

"That's right!" Cao Lili nodded, "But such a family must be very reliable, who can you turn to? Wait, you won't go to Uncle He, will you?"

"That's not possible." Cao Zhiqiang shook his head, "Their family, it's a special matter, you have as little contact as you can, it's impossible for me to let Simei become his adopted daughter, and I'm not crazy."

"Who could it be?" Cao Lili frowned, "In this compound, is there anyone who is more reliable, can make you feel at ease, and is willing to help you adopt Simei?"

"Don't guess." Cao Zhiqiang said with a smile, "You will know when the time comes.

All in all, I will never treat Simei badly, and I will definitely find reliable adoptive parents for her as soon as possible, even if it is only in name. "

"Then what should we do now?" Cao Lili said, "Sister Huaihua ran away. Simei has been at home alone recently, and no one tutors her homework. Can't you let me come? I can help her solve a problem. It’s really not good to teach.”

"Don't worry." Cao Zhiqiang frowned, "I will find a reliable tutor for Simei as soon as possible, it's really not possible...

By the way, can the third uncle teach her?

Uncle San has been an elementary school teacher for decades and has rich teaching experience. Now that he is retired and has nothing to do at home all day, it should be no problem for him to teach Simei, right? "

"I don't want it!" Qiao Simei suddenly said, "I don't want that third uncle to teach me."

"Why?" Cao Zhiqiang asked.

"He's too ugly." Qiao Simi said seriously.

"This answer..." Cao Zhiqiang was speechless for a while, "It really is hardcore."

"What's the matter with you, Simei?" Cao Lili reprimanded, "It's not a beauty pageant to find a teacher, so what does it matter if you look good or not?"

"But the teacher is too ugly, I don't feel comfortable looking at it." Qiao Simi said, "I don't feel comfortable looking at it, so I can't learn it."

Cao Lili was anxious: "So, I have to find you a handsome teacher? Who do you think you are? Your Royal Highness?"

"You don't have to be a handsome teacher." Qiao Simei smiled, "It's fine if you can look past your eyes, and women are also fine. Anyway, they can't be too ugly. At least, at least, they must meet the standards of ordinary people."

"Okay, okay, I get it." Cao Zhiqiang smiled, "Turn around, I'll go outside and find a prettier female college student to be her teacher. Is that okay?"

"Okay, okay." Qiao Simei smiled happily, "Brother Cao is the best!"

Cao Lili frowned and said, "Brother, you are too used to Simei, this will spoil her."

"Isn't there still you here?" Cao Zhiqiang smiled slightly.

"With you, big sister Yan, I just need to be a big loving brother.

From now on, you will be in charge of strictness, and I will be in charge of petting. The division of labor is clear, how perfect. "

(End of this chapter)