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Chapter 265 My sister is the queen, she shines with confidence! (seeking subscription)

Many netizens who were watching the show I Am a Singer were stunned when they saw this.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"You said so much, I thought you were going to announce No.1 first, but you gave me No.5!"

"I feel like my IQ has been insulted!"

"Remove the words like, please, your IQ has been insulted!"

"I don't know if you guys think this director looks like a fool!"

"I thought I was the only one who felt this way, but I'm not alone!"

"No, no, I heard it right. This is the first time I've heard someone scold me for being inhuman?"

"To be honest, I really want to give this director a good beating, he is really disgusting!"

"That's right, I said so much earlier, I thought he was going to announce No.1 first, but I didn't expect him to announce No.5!"

"Before I watched the show I Am a Singer, I thought No.5 was a very bad score, but after watching this show and watching the performances of several singers, I found that as long as I am not eliminated, it is already a very bad score." Great score!"

"Yes, yes, I think so too!"

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After Wang Teng said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, he seemed to feel the murderous aura!
He felt as if many pairs of eyes were staring at him, which made his whole body unbearably goosebumps.

At this time, Wang Teng raised his head and saw several singers looking at him with dumbfounded eyes, touched his face, and asked strangely: "Why are you looking at me like this? Is there something on my face? Although I know I'm handsome, can you please stop looking at me like this, it really embarrasses me when you look at me like this!
"Greet vomit..."

Hearing Wang Teng's words at this time, Zhang Fan suddenly couldn't help but want to vomit.

If this sentence came from his mouth, it could still be believed, but if it came from Wang Teng's mouth, it would only make people feel disgusted.

Does this Wang Teng think he is himself?
Did he think he was a 4000-year-old handsome man like himself?

I really don't know who gave him the courage to make him feel handsome.

Is it because being with a handsome person like him all day long gave him the illusion that he is also handsome?

If this is the case, then I must make him sober and let him realize that he is a handsome guy, but it does not mean that he is also a handsome guy.

Those who play with handsome guys are not necessarily handsome, but also ugly.

Of course, although Wang Teng has nothing to do with the word handsome, he has nothing to do with the word ugly.

A person like Wang Teng can be regarded as an ordinary person at most, he is worse than ugly!

Ugly, at least after one glance, can be remembered as ugly. Ordinary people like him are still in the crowd, and no one will take a second look.

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan finally understood why Wang Teng gave up his dream of becoming an actor and became a director of variety shows.

It is basically impossible to become an actor with such an ordinary appearance.

Those ugly people, bah, should not be said to be ugly, it should be said that people with distinctive looks can also play some special roles. People with very ordinary looks like Wang Teng, even if they are in the group The acting is enough.

Even if this kind of person went to Hengdian to play a corpse, it would be a bit redundant.

"Greet vomit..."

"Greet vomit..."

"Ouch, vomit, vomit..."

It is said that yawning is contagious. If a person yawns, everyone around him will yawn uncontrollably!

Zhang Fan discovered a new infectious thing at this time, which is vomiting. If a person vomits, everyone around him will feel like vomiting.

Zhang Fan vomited, and the singers around him felt like vomiting for some reason.

At this time, Wang Teng saw the expressions of several singers who wanted to vomit, and his whole heart was deeply hit, and he said helplessly: "No, no, can we still have fun together? ?Although I was a little clever just now and didn't announce No.1 first, but none of you need to do this!"

Zhang Fan heard Wang Teng's words at this time, and suddenly said: "Director, I think you misunderstood, the reason why everyone wanted to vomit just now was not because you were so clever that you didn't announce No.1 first, but because Just now you said that you are handsome, and everyone looked at your face after hearing your words, so they couldn't help but want to vomit!"

Wang Teng: "???"

Hahahahahahaha...

If these singers could bear it just now, when they heard what Zhang Fan said, they all couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really can't stand it!"

"Pfft! Director, don't get me wrong. I wasn't laughing at you just now. I just thought of a funny thing. I suddenly thought of my wife having a baby!"

"Hahahahahaha... sorry, sorry, I... also, I didn't mean to laugh, I... also thought that my wife had a baby!"

"Could it be that the wives of the two of you are the same wife?"

"Pfft! Zhang Fan didn't make me laugh just now, but your words really broke my defenses. I can't hold back anymore, I can't hold back anymore, I really can't hold back!"

"I thought I was on a music variety show, but now it looks like I might be on a comedy show!"

"That being said, I seem to have the same feeling. I laughed more on this show today than I did in the past month!"

"Isn't it Yu Tianhou, isn't it, aren't you called the cold queen? You laughed so many times today, your personality of the cold queen is probably about to collapse!"

"What is a character design? Does my mother need a character design? My sister is the queen, so you can shine with confidence!"

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At this time, not only a few singers have such a feeling, many viewers who are watching the show I am a singer also have a feeling that they are watching a comedy show at this time.

"Uh! Now I suddenly suspect that what I'm watching is not a music variety show, but a comedy variety show!"

"I don't know why when I was watching I am a singer, I suddenly felt like I was watching a cross talk from Deyun Club!"

"You may not believe it, but I laugh more when I watch a music variety show than when I watch a comedy show!"

"I can't take it, I can't take it, I really can't take it, Zhang Fan is so funny!"

"But I think what Zhang Fan said is very reasonable. This director is really too ugly. When I heard him say that he is handsome, I couldn't help but want to throw up!"

"Hey, hey, hey... it's too much for all of you, this director can be regarded as an ordinary person at most, and he still has nothing to do with the word ugly!"

"Although this director is not ugly, he is really too confident. Could this be the legendary Pu Xinnan? I finally met him today!"

"Pu Xinnan, really bow down!"

"Pu Xinnan, the absolute son!"

"Pu Xinnan, yyds!"

"No, no, I'm not mistaken, there are still people speaking for Pu Xinnan these days, saying that Pu Xinnan is the eternal god, so you must be Pu Xinnan, right?"

"I don't know if the person upstairs is a brother or a sister, I don't know if he is a handsome guy or a fairy, I want to tell you that I am not an eternal god, but an eternal single! Pu Xinnan should Always single, Puxin men don’t deserve girlfriends!”

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As a director, Wang Teng felt his heart was deeply hit at this time.

He felt that the world was really cruel to him.

He just thought that he was a little handsome, but all these people wanted to vomit.

snort!
All of you are envious and jealous.

I'm just getting old now and don't pay attention to maintenance. I think when I was young, there was a rich woman who offered to take care of me.

At that time, I could obviously rely on my face for a living, but in the end I relied on my talent.

Now that I think about it, I was really naive at the time.

When I was young, I didn't know how to be a rich woman, and mistakenly regarded young girls as treasures.

I don't know the fragrance of soft rice when I am young, so I mistakenly transplant my youth upside down.

Look for the rich woman again later, but the rich woman has already run away.Rich women are good, rich women are fragrant, rich women are a ray of light in the dark.As long as the rich woman grasps it, she will move into the big villa overnight.

It's a pity that he didn't understand this truth when he was young. If he had understood this truth when he was young, he would have lived in a big villa by now.

"I declare that No.5 is, No.5 is..."

Wang Teng was about to say No.5 at this time, and suddenly thought of how he was laughed at by these singers when he said that he was handsome just now, and felt that his chance for revenge had finally come, and he had to wait a while. play them.

When the singers heard Wang Teng's voice at this time, they all concentrated and held their breath, listening to Wang Teng announce the result.

But Wang Teng suddenly paused while talking at this time, picked up a bottle of water on the table, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip of water.

"Why are you looking at me like this? I'm just suddenly thirsty, can't I just take a sip of water?"

Wang Teng was drinking water from the mineral water bottle at this time, and suddenly felt a murderous aura at this moment, which was even stronger than before.

He almost couldn't help being so frightened by this murderous look that his legs went limp!
But fortunately, he held back at the critical moment.

Having been played like this twice in a row, even the best-tempered singer couldn't bear it at this time.

"Hehe, you can drink water, of course you can drink water, but you must drink carefully, don't be choked to death!"

"I just want to ask if this program can swear at people?"

"Hey, all of you are really going too far. This is a show, and many viewers are watching it. How can you curse people? I want to ask, can you beat people on this show?"

"If you want to hit someone, count me in!"

"Add me one more, my hands are a little itchy!"

"I'm pissed off, I'm pissed off, I'm really pissed off, are you going to announce it or not? If you don't announce it, I will beat you to death, believe it or not?"

"I'm going, I have a bad temper, if you dare to play this clever thing again, believe it or not, we will throw you down!"

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At this time, not only a few singers, but also netizens who liked watching the show very much couldn't help being very angry when they saw Wang Teng like this.

"Fuck! Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me all of you, I'm going to beat this guy up today!"

"Fuck! I take back what I just said, this director is not ordinary but ugly, a big ugly, I really can't stand it!"

"Could it be that the ugly people in the legend are doing something wrong?"

"Just one result? Why don't you announce it? I haven't even watched the show. I just want to see the final result!"

"I can't take it anymore. When I watched these singers perform on stage, I wasn't so excited!"

"Who knows the director's address, I want to send something to his home!"

"Add me, I want to send him some blades!"

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Wang Teng saw the singers so angry at this time, and even the audience sitting in the auditorium couldn't help their faces flushing at this time, and even the few audiences who were close to each other were looking for him. Something, see if you can find something and throw it on the stage, no, to be precise, it should be thrown at him.

Cough cough cough...

Wang Teng also realized the seriousness of the problem at this time, coughed a few times, relieved the embarrassment, and then slowly said: "I announce that this time I am a singer. The No.5 in the first competition is Yu Qian Teacher Wen, congratulations to Teacher Yu Qianwen, congratulations on winning No.5 in the first competition of I am a singer!"

"My mother is No.5, are you sure you are not mistaken?"

When Yu Qianwen heard Wang Teng announce the result at this time, she opened her mouth wide and opened her eyes in disbelief.

She originally thought that she could at least be in the top three, but she didn't expect that she would only get a No.5? ? ?

Did you make a mistake?

Zhang Fan was quite confident in himself, but when he heard that Yu Qianwen was only No. 5, he couldn't help being shocked.

You must know that although this Yu Qianwen has one old lady in one bite, one has to say that she is still very powerful. Among the female singers in the entertainment industry, she is also a top existence!

And just now on the stage where I am a singer, she sang her famous song, and she performed very well on the stage just now, but I didn't expect that she performed so well and won a No.5?

Yu Qianwen really wanted to rush forward at this time, snatch the final result from Wang Teng's hands, and take a look at what the final result was.

She really couldn't believe that she got No.5.

She had always been number one before, but this time she actually got fifth?
Fortunately, there were two singers nearby who stopped her. Otherwise, she probably ran to Wang Teng's side and snatched the result of the competition from him.

Seeing Yu Qianwen's angry look at this time, Wang Teng was startled, and quickly stepped back a few steps, away from Yu Qianwen. At this time, he touched the sweat on his forehead, and his face looked He said with a smile: "Teacher Yu, don't worry, our result will not be wrong. Before announcing this result, our staff has checked it three times. This result is absolutely impossible to make mistakes!"

"Congratulations to Teacher Yu for getting No.5 in my first competition as a singer!"

"Congratulations? I won No.5 and you still congratulate me. Do you think I dare not hit you?"

Yu Qianwen was already in a very bad mood, she was already very angry, but when she heard Wang Teng's words, she became even more angry
She got a No.5!

This guy actually congratulates?
Those who didn't know thought she won a No.1.

Wang Teng heard Yu Qianwen's words at this time, and seeing Yu Qianwen raised her fist, he took a few steps back again.

He can't afford to provoke this woman, can't he still hide it?
"What do you want me to announce next?"

At this time, Wang Teng once again resorted to the routine he just did, but this time everyone learned the lesson just now, and none of them paid attention to him.

Wang Teng found himself asking for a long time, but no one answered him at all, and he couldn't help being a little embarrassed.

But his thick skin has reached a certain level!
As long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

"Since everyone doesn't say anything, I'll announce No.3!"

When several singers heard Wang Teng's words at this time, they couldn't help becoming nervous again and again.

(End of this chapter)