Airport Meow

Chapter 6 Chat Terminator

Two hours later, flight 4607 landed at Syracuse Airport.

This is a beautiful northeastern city, and it is also the most famous ski resort in the north. The cuisine is unique. Bei Haiyang is very familiar with this place, and he has indulged in the forest, sea and snow here, but this time the voyage is not suitable, because staying here Flight 4607 will turn back in three hours and return to the East China Sea around dusk.

This is the most normal flight arrangement and is also the norm for short and medium haul flights.

They didn't leave the terminal building. After a simple meal and a short rest, they were about to start preparations for their return.

The meals are very ordinary, less oily, less spicy, and never touch barbecue. For pilots, it is very important to maintain a healthy physical condition during the flight, and it is also a basic professional ethics.

You can't run to the bathroom frequently because of a stomachache during the flight. Even a slight pain will distract you, which is not allowed for pilots.

A vegetable salad and a hamburger are Bei Haiyang's lunch; it's not that he likes western food, but under the current schedule, the fast food form of western food is the most time-saving.

Everyone's order is similar, and they all focus on Western food. This is not a rigid rule of the airline, but it is a customary respect for the profession.

In addition to the two captains, Wang Dapao and Bei Haiyang, the entire crew also has five flight attendants. Because it is a short-to-medium-distance flight, the staffing is quite capable.

Ms. Yao, the flight attendant, is in her mid-thirties. She is a charming woman. She has more than ten years of experience as a flight attendant. She is a trustworthy flight attendant. She has a generous and careful personality, which is typical of Donghai people.

Li Zihan, a flight attendant, is a veteran. His other identity is a security officer, who is responsible for possible accidents on the plane.

There are also three beautiful stewardesses, Lin Shanshan, Meng Zhiqiu and You Xiaofei.They are all beautiful flowers from all over the motherland; in China, although there are no rules on the surface, the choice of face in the flight attendant industry is an unspoken rule.

Meals are a rare relaxation. They belong to a relatively fixed team; well, the flight crew is relatively fixed, and the two captains are also relatively fixed, but not so fixed with each other.

This is very common in airlines. The captains always have to take on different flight tasks and will fix the route; while the flight crew will be more inclined to be fixed on a certain aircraft, thus splitting and combining.

I don’t know much about it, but it’s also a familiar face. Usually, Wang Dapao, who is in his 50s, is more comfortable at this time; the young Bei Haiyang is more silent. He doesn’t like to mingle with everyone like this, not because he doesn’t like anyone. , but simply quiet, more willing to immerse themselves in the inner world.

It's a kind of house.

With such a personality, of course Wang Dapao quickly became familiar with the flight crew. He has a good humor and can always make the girls laugh. Meal time will be happy.

No one pays much attention to the existence of Bei Haiyang, they are all people who have seen the world, especially as a flight attendant, they can always get in touch with many big names in first class, and their eyes are opened, and they are not limited to the airlines.

Young co-pilots like Bei Haiyang have caught a lot of them in Donghai Airlines, and they can’t fly or not; Compared with scientific celebrities, they are completely different things.

No one paid too much attention, which was exactly what Bei Haiyang wanted. His character is not a person who can quickly integrate into the environment. He only focuses on food, which is a bit out of tune with the environment.

The restaurants in the Syracuse terminal are arranged in a long strip, and Bei Haiyang naturally sits at the farthest side. On one side are his colleagues chatting happily, and on the other side is a tiger-headed [-]-year-old boy.

It should be the child of an employee in the terminal building. Now is the holiday time. The children always like to watch the big planes take off and land, so they come here to pass the holiday time. It is very common.

The young man is very quiet and polite. It can be seen that he is a well-educated child. He neither makes loud noises nor fidgets. Like Bei Haiyang, he only focuses on the food in front of him. The group of uncles and aunts in front of me admired them very much, especially the two wearing pilot uniforms.

But in this world, there are some things that cannot be controlled. When Wang Dapao told everyone his flying anecdotes, everyone laughed, and the young man listened fascinated; When the attention is on the ear, the control on the other part of the body is relaxed...

"Poor..."

Seeing the uncles and aunts around him looking over, the young man blushed instantly, and subconsciously wanted to escape, but the good education made him stay here, and he didn't know what to say for a while... At his age, it was just A time of sensitive self-esteem...

But the uncles and aunts around him are also veterans with rich coping experience, no one laughed at him,

Sister Yao, "I'm sorry, handsome guy! What's there to be shy about, everyone farts, children do it, adults do it, sisters do it too!"

Lin Shanshan handed over a box of yogurt, Meng Zhiqiu handed over an apple, You Xiaofei patted his head...

Li Zihan just laughed, "What is this? Kid, do you know that I farted in front of all the passengers in the cabin, but I didn't admit it!"

Wang Dapao's method is to divert attention, "Hey, I will tell you a story about the captain farting and the plane fell down..."

They are all very good people, but the boy's self-esteem is very strong, so he turned his head to look at Bei Haiyang who was closest to him, and opened his mouth to apologize.

Bei Haiyang did not allow him to speak, and spoke first, "Do you want to know how to fart well?"

The boy hadn't fully reacted yet, and was a little at a loss. Only Wang Dapao sighed, and it was about to start again!

Bei Haiyang doesn’t treat him like a child, “According to scientific statistics, the average person farts about ten times a day, the difference is only in the size of the gas.

The displacement of the uncle is larger, 110 cubic centimeters per fart; the aunt is smaller, 80 cubic centimeters, and children are the worst, probably less than 50 cubic centimeters.

So, I am a sports car with a large displacement, and you are a small motorcycle. "

The boy was obviously a little unconvinced, he is not too young anymore!Before I knew it, I forgot the original embarrassment, and the rhythm was messed up.

Bei Haiyang continued, "As a man, everyone likes big displacement!

It's just that no matter men, women, young or old, they can't escape the fate of farting!

So, isn't there a strange-kinky-skill in this world that allows us to let out a delicious fart? "

The boy couldn't help but said, "Xiangxiang's fart? Uncle, how should I let it go?"

Bei Haiyang tried his best to speak literary and artistically, he knew that children of this age like to hear these things,

"Fart is the last sigh of food in the gut!"

(End of this chapter)