So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 1 What are these two people?
Unknown Continent, Qiankun Country, Five Colors City, a certain restaurant.

At a wine table by the window on the second floor, sitting a boy... and a girl.

The boy has refreshing short hair, handsome facial features, handsome and handsome.

The girl has long hair and shawl, fair skin, delicate and cute.

The warm sun entered the window and sprinkled on them, as if it brought a little light to them.

In this situation, no matter who sees this pair of men and women, there will be a lot of words in their minds to describe them: golden boy and jade girl, born a pair, talented and beautiful, talented and beautiful...

Unfortunately, when people got closer and saw the two pairs of lifeless dead fish eyes, all the beautiful fantasies were instantly overturned, and four words popped up in their minds: two salted fish!

"Xian... uh... no, no... it's a guest officer!"

The shop assistant smiled and hurriedly corrected the slip of the tongue: "This is a large plate of peanuts and wine from the two guest officers, while it's hot...

Uh, I mean...I don't bother! "

"Good guy."

The boy's voice was flat: "I showed me twice in five seconds, this little brother has something."

"One thing to say."

The girl couldn't help yawning: "Indeed!"

"Ah this..."

The shop assistant was at a loss for a while and didn't know what to do. Maybe he should say: Thank you two guests for your praise?But how do you feel that you will be beaten if you say it!
Fortunately, the shopkeeper came over in time to help the second shopkeeper: "Sorry, sorry, Second Young Master Hei, Second Young Miss Red, this kid is new, I don't know what you two like..."

The shopkeeper turned his head and looked at the waiter seriously: "Remember, in the future, when these two come, even if they order drinks, they must be replaced with juices, understand!"

"Uncle shopkeeper, be quiet."

Hei Yang coughed twice: "This kind of thing doesn't need to be publicized with great fanfare..."

"really."

Hongli nodded: "Save me some face."

"Ah, yes, yes, it was the little old man who was abrupt."

The shopkeeper quickly apologized, lowered his voice and instructed Xiao Er: "Don't hurry to change to juice, have a little vision, don't think that you can be lazy with me because you were introduced by the guy from Hu Bu. Friendship is friendship, business is business!"

The shop boy quickly responded and quickly put the juice on the two of them.

Hongli took a sip, her sour face wrinkled instantly, and it took a long time to slow down: "How do you say?"

"What do you say?"

"About why the two of us are sitting here again!"

"I was kicked out of my house by my mother."

"It's a coincidence, it's the same for me."

The two suddenly fell silent. After an unknown amount of time, Hei Yang took the initiative to speak: "I feel like Mom and the others are trying to match the two of us."

"Be confident, don't feel it."

Hong Lixuan glanced at Heiyang: "They just want to do this. It is said that my dad went out for a drink with your dad last time, and he even thought about the names of my future children and me."

"How can this be!"

Heiyang was shocked: "Shouldn't the right to name a child be in the hands of the parents, and they will also deprive them of this fun?!"

"Is that the point?"

"No."

After staring at each other for a few seconds, Heiyang Hongli let out a sigh at the same time.

Hei Yang rubbed his eyebrows: "Because if you are always alone, you will appear very withdrawn and unsocial."

Hongli has a headache: "But if you play with those scroll kings, it will be too troublesome."

"That's why I stay with you all day long, because I can see at a glance that you and I are the same type of lazy dog. I don't think there will be so many troubles. It's really not a love affair!"*2
"Actually, we are both 16 years old, and we are going to get married in a few years."

Hei Yang fell into contemplation: "Instead of finding someone you don't know to live with, we might as well get together as a couple."

"That's right. After all, life is like this. If you can't resist, you have to learn to enjoy it. It's called rotten..."

Hongli sighed: "But in my eyes, you have always been a good brother, and suddenly you are about to fall in love with your brother. This feels too strange."

"You think it's weird, don't I think so?"

Hei Yang gave her a white look: "But it must take some dirty steps to twist a pure buddy relationship into a dirty relationship between a man and a woman, right?"

"So, are we having a dirty date?"

Hongli asked a very valuable question, which made Hei Yang seriously think about it for three seconds, and said with some uncertainty: "Should be considered... right?"

"let me see……"

Hongli frowned slightly, and suddenly stretched out her little hand and put her arm on the table: "Since it's a dirty date, I heard that it is to do some dirty things, such as dirty holding hands!"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath: "This is too dirty, morally corrupt!"

After all, Hei Yang still stretched out his hand and took Hong Li's little hand.

One thing to say, a little soft, a little slippery, a little delicate, a little strong...

"hiss!"

"Snapped!"

Hei Yang's hand was slammed on the table by Hong Li!

The [-]th arm wrestling between the two ended with Hei Yang's defeat, and their record was refreshed, becoming: [-] wins, [-] losses!

"Can you do it?"

Hongli sneered: "You will fall as soon as you break it? I said how heavy are you in the forging state now, aren't you fishing recently and not exercising well?"

"Sneak attack is a skill, isn't it, I didn't use my strength, or else the table would be broken and I would have to pay for it."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "The Fifth Stage of Body Refinement, what's wrong?"

"Oh, trash!"

"Ah? When did you hit the sixth level?"

"I'm also five."

"Then you have the face to scold me too?"

"..."*2
"to be frank."

Hongli sighed: "No matter how hard the body is forged, if there is no Qi refining method, after all, he is still a common man."

"Then there is no way, this kind of cultivation method, which one is not in the hands of the big bosses of those sects or countries?"

Hei Yang spread his hands: "Speaking of which, our Five Colors City has had great luck this year, our Hei family and your Hong family have both been given a disciple quota by the five elements.

Tsk tsk, the Qing family, the Bai family, and the Huang family, but they must be crazy with jealousy. "

"It's not the seniors of our two families. He behaved well in the sect."

Hongli's tone was flat: "This kind of honorable ancestor, don't expect lazy dogs like us?"

"really."

Hei Yang nodded in agreement: "But anyway, this quota is nothing to do with me, the uncle's cousin has already made a reservation."

"It's a coincidence that our Hong family's place was also reserved by a cousin of mine."

"..."

"Hey, did you hear that?"

Hongli suddenly lowered her voice: "I heard that a great immortal came to live in the Huang family temporarily, and said that he wanted to select a young talent from our five families to be recruited and teach the cultivation method!"

"Who doesn't know about this."

Hei Yang's expression did not fluctuate: "There is no need to say so quietly about things that are well known in the city.

I heard that the immortal likes to eat chicken. From the five-color city to the young children and the old people, they all go out of the city to catch the so-called spirit chickens.

As a result, the tiger wolves in the mountains outside the city have recently had snacks every day. "

"So you're not going?"

"Didn't you go too?"

"Because I'm lazy!"

(End of this chapter)