So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 116 As long as two straws are required when buying, no one will know that I drink two glasses alone

"Yes, who is this person?"

Hei Yang showed a puzzled expression: "Let me guess, first exclude me, then...

Oh, right!I saw a tall and fierce horse outside just now, it must be it!

Hey, let me tell you, there is something wrong no matter how you look at it, it turns out that the horse face from the underworld has come out!
Oh, by the way, does it also have a brother bull head running out together?

Ha, they have gone too far, let them go on like this, what will the underworld lose their face!
Do you think this is okay? You let me go first, and I will help you catch the horse noodles and the bull's head back!
Hmph, don't worry, I'm black... I came out of the woods and hated the tauren the most in my life, and I'll chop them up when I see them..."

"Your mouth is much stronger than it was back then. You have exercised a lot these years."

Granny Meng still had a kind face on her face: "Okay, don't guess, it's you, son.

Also, don't sneak back, there is no way to go. "

"You must have remembered it wrong!"

Heiyang was about to cry: "Well, on the Naihe Bridge you receive tens of thousands of people a day, and it's normal to be face blind occasionally!

Not to mention that sixteen years have passed, and the deadline for my prosecution should have passed..."

"Indeed, every day, year after year, there are quite a lot of people here."

Po Meng sighed: "However, there are always a few little troublemakers here, which I remember deeply."

"The little troublemaker must be a bull's head and horse face!"

"It's you."

"Oh……"

Heiyang cried and said with a sad face: "This is... already a matter of the previous life. If you don't remember the fault of the villain, please let me go, please!"

"How can this be done? What you said, let you get away with it casually. How can you save the face of the underworld?"

Granny Meng suddenly smiled embarrassedly.

"To be honest, I should retire next year, grandma. Before retiring, I always wanted to have no regrets, but in the end I met your regret. Maybe it's just that good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil."

Hei Yang: "???"

You might as well make it clear that whoever does evil will be rewarded with evil, and whoever does evil will be rewarded with evil!
Don't you think the character you are playing now is the villain? !

Driving people to death with a kind face and a smile?

"That is to say..."

Hei Yang suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, his voice trembling: "That is to say, as long as I hide for another year, nothing will happen?"

So his good luck these years is to concentrate all his future days before the age of sixteen!
And then the days are over?
"That's not it!"

Looking at Heiyang, Po Meng also showed emotion: "Everyone can only drink one bowl of Po Meng's soup, and there is no need for one less bowl or one more bowl.

The bowl of soup in your previous life has been boiled for sixteen years, and now this bowl of soup has been waiting for you for sixteen years. "

"Could it be..."

Hei Yang pursed his lips tightly, and said unwillingly: "Could it be that in my two lifetimes, I'm destined not to live to be seventeen years old? Could this be fate!"

Damn, he is not reconciled, my fate is...

"Think too much."

Granny Meng tapped the side of the pot with a spoon: "It's just a coincidence, and haven't you already passed your seventeenth birthday?"

"Ah?"

Hei Yang was directly interrupted from casting spells, and tilted his head: "That's right."

"Come on."

Granny Meng filled the bowl and handed it to Heiyang: "Drink it while it's hot, it will affect the taste after a while.

Why, do you want grandma to feed you?Open your mouth, ah—”

"Ah, I don't think I'm used to drinking, why don't you try it for me first?"

"What do you think?"

"I feel fine."

"I think I should force-feed you."

Hei Yang looked at the reflection in the bowl, and his Adam's apple rolled: "Really, can't we discuss it..."

"I can't."

Granny Meng shook her head, and suddenly showed a vigilant expression: "If you dare to use it as mouthwash again this time, I will pour the whole pot of soup into your stomach!"

Hei Yang: "!!!"

"No, you didn't mean..."

Heiyang crossed his hands on his chest in defense: "Didn't you say that this soup is so precious that you can't drink another bowl?!"

"Anyway, it's an exception for you, so whatever you want."

Granny Meng said casually: "You don't even think about how many bowls of soup I have to serve every day, it's really so precious.

According to your previous life, this belongs to hunger marketing, to establish a brand image, and to enhance the credibility of the underworld..."

"It's worthy to say that it's amazing to be retiring soon, and dare to say anything..."

Hei Yang tightly covered his mouth, and his voice came out from between his fingers: "Then you have said it all, I am making an exception, then make an exception and let me go."

"No, there are big and small exceptions."

Granny Meng didn't drink a drop of water: "Hurry up and drink it yourself, grandma doesn't want to do it herself.

Drink it quickly, drink a bowl of soup, this life and the past life, forget about it..."

"All...forget all..."

Heiyang was stunned, vivid figures flashed across his mind, the laughter and curses of his loved ones were still vivid, do you really want to forget?

"Hey, why is the child crying?"

Granny Meng showed a puzzled look: "I remember, you were very refreshing when you drank soup last time. Although you were reluctant to part with it, except for using the soup as a mouthwash, the rest are very cooperative?"

It was because of Heiyang's cooperative attitude that she relaxed her vigilance!
"Last life, this life..."

Hei Yang choked, and whispered: "Can you just forget the last life, and don't let me forget this life..."

"what?"

"The second bowl is half price..."

Heiyang quibbled in a low voice: "So only pay half of the memory, can't you?"

Madam Meng: "..."

"no!"

Meng Po refused the half-price ticket.

"Then only..."

Hei Yang lowered his head, remained silent for a moment, then slowly drew out his sword, and looked at Granny Meng: "Don't drink!"

"Ok?"

Meng Po showed a startled expression: "You still dare to draw your sword at me?"

"It's more or less a psychological comfort."

Heiyang sniffled, wiped away tears, and looked at Granny Meng: "Although I know it's useless."

"Then do you know what will happen if you draw your sword against me?"

Granny Meng's face darkened: "Aren't you afraid that your soul will fly away and you won't even have the chance to reincarnate?"

"It's better to lose your soul than to forget about it! Just forget about it!"

Heiyang roared: "Come on! Either I will stay in this life, or I will die in this life, don't even think about reincarnation!

Come on, do it, kill me..."

"let me……"

Heiyang choked up his sobs: "The soul flies... Let the soul go away..."

"..."

Meng Po was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "In this life, people who have worries can't rest assured?"

"Um……"

Hei Yang's face gradually calmed down, and the circles of his eyes were red: "I know, for people with your profession, it's already commonplace to see this kind of parting and parting countless times a day.

But for me, once in a lifetime.

Just treat me as ignorant of good and evil, slap me to death, and then laugh at me and say: This child is so naive, after he has experienced a lot, he will know that there is nothing he can't let go of.

But for me, the more experiences I have, the more I can't let go. "

"..."

Po Meng shook her head, picked up the pot, and revealed the supporting stones underneath.

"Don't say that grandma doesn't take care of you, you can engrave the person you can't let go of on this little Sansheng stone, and when you come back in the next life, you can still remember it when you see it.

Life after life, maybe there will be a chance to meet each other in the future. "

"Not engraved."

Hei Yang's voice had completely calmed down: "It's enough for them to be engraved in my heart."

"You are pushing yourself to a dead end."

"I'm at a dead end."

Heiyang looked up at the sky, and it was gray: "Really, there is no other way?"

"The rest of the road will only be worse than this, you don't belong to this world, if you don't go through this, you will suffer endless disasters in the future.

It doesn't matter if you are weak now, when you become strong and attract the attention of others in the travel world, when the time comes, the catastrophe will come down and your life will be cut, and you will become a lone star of the sky, and the people around you will also be affected.

In other words, you are smuggling, and only by making up for that bowl of soup can the disaster be eliminated. "

Po Meng waved her sleeves to dispel the mist behind her, revealing the rolling river of forgetfulness behind her.

The blood-yellow river water exudes a fishy smell, and lonely ghosts mourn and sink in it. There are copper snakes churning, and snake eyes are piercing.

"Of course, there are other ways, but this road is much more difficult than drinking soup."

The smile on Po Meng's face disappeared, and she turned to look at Wangchuan Rolling: "You also know that only those who do a lot of evil and have great concerns will be pushed off the Naihe Bridge, fall into the Wangchuan River, and perish for thousands of generations. Do not turn over.

But if you can get over it, you will be able to return to the human world with your memories, and your account will be canceled from then on, and you will be able to live in this world openly and aboveboard.

But if you can't get over it, you will sink forever, and you will never be able to stand up again.

Believe me, it was never a good experience, I have seen many strong-willed generals, philosophers, ascetics, and bigots, and they are very difficult to convince.

But after they have sunk into the River of Forgetfulness for thousands of lives, they cried bitterly and begged for mercy, but they had no chance to reincarnate. "

After a pause, Po Meng looked at Heiyang and sighed: "To be honest, this road is really not as comfortable as a bowl of soup.

I can see your past life, don't you want to forget so many painful memories? "

"I still say the same thing, yes in the previous life, absolutely not in this life."

Heiyang looked at the water of Wangchuan River, and suddenly smiled: "Why does it look a lot worse than before, the fishy smell is not strong enough, and the color is a bit pale, that's all for this ghost?

Also, what about poisonous insects?Are these the only ones left?
Why is there only a copper snake, where is the iron dog? "

Seeing Hei Yang's pretentious appearance, Po Meng shook her head: "I said, he only took one spoonful, but the river that a spoonful turns into is not something you can casually underestimate.

Isn't the lonely ghost in the river your best lesson from the past? "

"so what."

Hei Yang shook his head, took one last look at Po Meng, and jumped off the River of Forgetfulness without splashing.

(End of this chapter)