So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 132 Recycling old mobile phones, old refrigerators, old home appliances... Change pots, scissors, kitchen knives...

Name: Malaysia

Race: Return to Dust Empire Shadow Horse
Realm: Body Forging Quadruple

Identity: Hei family in Wangdu raises horses
Name: Orochi

Race: Wangchuan Soul Eater Python
Realm: Qi Refining Nine Layers

Identity: Hell of another world, snake in the Wangchuan River, black sun contracted spirit beast

"Hmmmm~"

Heiyang hummed a song, and slowly opened the door of the house, followed by the big horse, with the snake's head sticking out of his sleeves.

Open the door and enter the hospital. The area of ​​the hospital is quite vast, but it is a bit empty. It seems that when my aunt lived here, she was not in the mood to take care of it.

However, it is not empty. A walnut tree with a huge crown grows on the west side of the yard, looking full of vitality.

In a few days, you can move a deck chair and lie in the shade of the walnut tree. What a wonderful thing.

Heiyang thought happily in his heart, but he needed to pay attention to the possibility of the walnuts falling when they ripened, so as not to be killed by headshots.

Practitioners are head irons, but that's not how they are used!

"It's October, and once the walnuts are ripe, they can also supplement the IQ of Hongli's pig brain, killing two birds with one stone."

Heiyang hurt his girlfriend in a low voice, but then he thought about it: "No, if Hongli is too smart, wouldn't I be in serious trouble? Let her continue to be stupid..."

"Herod!"

When Da Ma saw the environment of his new home, he neighed happily, which made Heiyang couldn't help sighing: "It's bad, I wanted to sneak into the house, take a peek at what Hongli was doing, and give her a sudden surprise." Assault or something, if you call it a Malaysian, forget about the raid.”

"Well……"

Shaking his head, Hei Yang looked at Da Ma: "You can run and play in the yard now, I have prepared rations and other things for you, just the place to live, wait for me to give you the whole simple shack first, and then Then slowly improve the big villa for you..."

Da Ma didn't worry too much, before Hei Yang finished speaking, he was already wandering around in the yard, looking at the novel environment curiously.

"Shh!"

The copper snake came out of Heiyang's cuff, and then climbed up the walnut tree in the courtyard, entangled on the branches, looking leisurely.

"what……"

Heiyang shook his head and laughed, gently opened the door and walked into the room.

But the moment he entered the door, Hei Yang felt something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room.

I saw Hongli standing on the bed with her bare feet, her arms folded across her chest, her face calm, and she looked down at the black sun condescendingly.

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, he couldn't figure out the situation, and tentatively asked: "Xiao Li?"

"Close the door!"

Hongli said in an undeniable tone: "Hurry up!"

"Oh……"

Hei Yang obediently closed the door tightly, moved to the side of the bed, sat down on the bed, squinted at Hong Li: "So, what are you making a fuss about?"

"Hey, be serious!"

Hongli showed dissatisfaction: "Didn't you see that I look like asking a teacher for a crime, you get serious, you bastard!"

"Ah, you've been resting in bed for most of the day, but I've been running outside."

Heiyang lay down on his back, looking up at Hongli with blank eyes: "Aren't you too tired to be in this pose?"

"Wow, that must be tiring!"

Hongli broke her power in a second, her legs went limp, and she slumped on the bed: "Who told you not to come in quickly, I have been posing since I heard the sound, and now it has been five minutes!
Five minutes!Because of your slow movements, I have been forced to stand for so long, won't my conscience hurt? "

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hei Yang sighed: "Have you finished reading the diary?"

"uh-huh."

"Then write a [-]-word post-reading testimonial and hand it in tonight for me to check."

Teacher Heiyang carefully assigned homework and said: "Requirements, the writing should be neat and sincere, and at the same time, one must have a certain degree of understanding of the essence of the article, thinking about the author's feelings when writing this article.

At the same time, the frequency of the ellipsis in the article is too high, which is obviously due to the author's own considerations. Please give a brief answer, what does the ellipsis mean in this environment?

Tip: You can refer to the background of the times at that time, as well as the author's experience. "

"I'm afraid there is something wrong with you."

Hongli rolled her eyes, twisted her body, moved to the side of Heiyang, sat up cross-legged, and poked Heiyang's cheek with her fingers, looking unhappy.

"So, don't you plan to explain to me, about reincarnation in previous lives, are you sure you didn't throw me a first-person novel biography or something?"

"Is it my diary, can't you see it?"

Heiyang was too lazy to move, and let Hongli grab his face: "Is it written clearly and clearly?"

"No, I want to hear from you."

Hongli couldn't wait to urge: "Hurry up, hurry up, tell a story, tell a story!"

"Well……"

Heiyang drew a long tone, and said in a helpless tone: "I don't have any stories, my stories all started when I met you..."

"Alas---"

Hongli couldn't help shivering, and was embarrassed by Heiyang's little coquettish words: "Be serious, don't mess with those who have nothing!"

"Well, it's very simple. I was originally born in another world and lived another life."

The black sheep said concisely: "Then grow up, then burp, and then prepare to be reincarnated.

There is no such thing as reincarnation in our world, but after people die in that world, their souls are absorbed into the underworld.

Then drink the soup given by Meng Po, forget all the past lives in this life, and be born again with a new identity, the good ones will become adults, the evil ones will be thrown into livestock and so on...

Because of some minor accidents, I failed to drink the Mengpo soup in a serious manner, so I was squeezed into the reincarnation team in a daze.

Then also because I couldn't drink soup seriously, people reincarnated and didn't want me as a second-hand product, so they threw me out in a muddleheaded way, and threw me into our world now.

That old lady full of question marks is Granny Meng who came to make me soup, and you will know everything after that. "

"This is... gone?"

Hong Li tilted her head: "Continue, what about your past life? Keep it secret, right? You still have to hide it? Don't love it anymore?"

"Don't worry, there is really nothing to talk about in the previous life."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli, sighed and said, "It's not enough for one or two chapters."

"what?"

Hongli showed suspicion: "Are you sure? Is it because you were not a good person in your previous life, so you dare not tell the truth... Wait!"

Hongli suddenly came to her senses, and thought of a crucial question, she looked at Heiyang with horror on her face.

"So, you've already lived one life, maybe you were an old uncle, or an old man in your last life..."

Hongli looked frightened: "Wow, you are perverted, you actually treat me with only sixteen... No, Hong Xiaoli, who is only seventeen years old, can do it too? What a horrible lolicon!"

"Hey, don't just label me and slander me!"

Hei Yang said unhappily: "I sent it when I was sixteen in my previous life, and I'm not as old as you in this life. Rounding it up, it's obvious that you are old enough to eat my tender grass!"

Hongli: "???"

"What kind of rounding do you do? Even sixteen, sixteen plus seventeen, thirty-three! That's uncle level!"

"Oh, your family's mental age can be superimposed and calculated like this!"

"Wow, how do I know, I haven't been reincarnated, and I secretly keep my memory!"

"I don't care, I'm not an uncle anyway."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, sixteen plus seventeen equals seventeen, don't ask, it means I will be forever young!"

"Ah?"

"What is it?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli's ignorant face, and snorted coldly: "Understood, you despise me all the time, don't you? Seeing how old I am, you're going to abandon me ruthlessly, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Heiyang to be able to counterattack, she faltered instantly: "No, don't get me wrong, I'm just..."

"You just despise me, despise me for being old, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"Grass, can you order it, man!"

Hongli almost broke her defense, she kicked Heiyang lightly, making him return to normal shape: "People don't even want you in reincarnation, so they threw you out with disgust, but I ended up throwing you out Pick up the garbage and make it a treasure, I despise you, right?"

"You really don't dislike me?"

"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it, are you satisfied?"

"I don't believe it, you make a written proof."

"Grass, don't push yourself too far!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang up, put both hands on Heiyang's shoulders, and stared into his eyes: "Be honest, before you met me again, including the previous life, how many girls did you talk to? Don't lie to me, I can You can tell!"

"No, there was none in the previous life."

Hei Yang said truthfully: "You are my first love, the sum of two lifetimes."

"Ah?"

Hong Li's eyes widened: "Really?"

"I can make written evidence."

Seeing that Hei Yang was not afraid of the oblique shadow, the corners of Hong Li's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and she said happily, "Then trust you once."

"You can always trust Hei Yang!"

"Tsk tsk, it's hard to say."

(End of this chapter)