So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 145 The root of all disasters is drunkenness, and it is too late to know hatred after waking up

Heiyang looked at the unlucky ghost who was still confused, and clapped his hands to attract his attention.

"Hey, don't be confused, let's all cooperate with each other, so as not to waste both parties' time..."

After a pause, Heiyang took two steps back and pointed at the bone frame beside him: "No, go and find out your own bones, and then assemble them yourself, so hurry up!"

Soul: "..."

Soul nodded subconsciously, the aura on Heiyang gave him an irresistible feeling, and the desire for his own bones began to emerge in the depths of his soul, which could also be said to be a yearning for life.

This kind of desire is probably like the attachment to the bed when waking up in the morning. A soul without a skeleton as a support always has a sense of insecurity.

Not only do you have to get back under the covers quickly, but you also have to fall in love with the bed. You must find your own skeleton to successfully match.

What a waste of time it would be to let Heiyang sort out their bodies by himself. At a glance, he saw that they were all white and white, which was dazzling. He couldn't let him detect them bone by bone!
[Skull of No. [-]]

[The ribs of No. [-]]

【Zero Zero Seven's phalanx】

……

Hey, this kind of jigsaw puzzle is too much work to read again and again!

Heiyang nodded in satisfaction as he watched the soul tentatively named No. [-] condense ghost energy and dive into the sea of ​​bones to dig his body.

"In this way, the time saved is too much, as expected..."

Before Heiyang could finish his sentence, a rib brushed past his head and hit the ground hard. He blinked, turned his head to look at No. [-], his eyes suddenly widened.

"Grass, it's not your skeleton, don't throw it around, be gentle, don't smash other people's heads!

Grass, you are stupid, you use your arm to poke your leg, is that the place where you can connect!
Also, you have three thighbones in your arms, you can't be too greedy to be a ghost, put it down for me! "

I saw No. [-] rushing into the sea of ​​bones, instantly like a weasel rushing into a chicken roll, the bones were thrown away, and the bone fragments scattered...

If this continues, the brothers behind will only be able to find bone meal!
The gray mist supported Heiyang, and rushed towards Zero Zero Three aggressively. He also plunged into the sea of ​​bones, and a few broken bones splashed on the copper snake, making a crisp knocking sound.

A group of resentful souls looked at Heiyang and Zero Zero Three chasing in the sea of ​​bones, and suddenly felt more resentful!
"Sizzling..."

The copper snake looked at its master helplessly. How did it feel that it would be difficult to solve these problems within a year...?
[Your contract partner (Heiyang) has a deeper understanding of the other side of supernatural powers, and has been synchronously aware...]

"What is that guy doing..."

Hong Li looked at the messages that kept coming out, and couldn't help frowning: "It's weird..."

[Hongli: What's your situation? 】

[Hei Yang: I'm busy, don't disturb. 】

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

【Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]

[Hong Li: I'll go, it's so blatant! 】

Hongli stared at the picture sent by Heiyang. In the picture, he was holding two femur bones of different shapes, chasing and killing a group of skeletons who were held hostage. The scene was very strange.

【Hei Yang: Don't make sarcastic remarks there, come and save me! 】

[Hongli: Sorry to bother you. 】

Shrinking her head, Hongli pretended to be nonchalant, and gently knocked on Xingyun's door.

Speaking of Xingyun's house, Hongli only came here once or twice, but it left a very deep impression on her.

It's not that the inside is so dirty and messy, nor is it so clean, it just... how should I put it... It gave her a sense of déjà vu!
A bed, a table.

Then there is nothing in the house, nothing!
She even opened up the connections between the various rooms, saying that it looks more spacious that way...

Why should it be so spacious? After all, Xingyun doesn't often live in the house, and every time she comes to see her, ten out of ten times she is in the secret room.

Although Hongli also knows that most practitioners may spend the longest time in a house not at home, but a place of practice such as a secret room and a cave.

For them, the house is just a place to shelter from the wind and rain, and even a canopy is not needed to shelter them from the wind and rain.

There are many monks who don't live in the house all year round, and the dust has accumulated layer after layer, and some even flattened the house. In their opinion, if there is this open space, it is better to raise some spirit beasts and plant some spirit grass.

But Hongli couldn't accept that kind of appearance. In her opinion, a place just for sleeping could not give a feeling of home.

She loves her home, even if this is not her home, on the first day she was allocated a house, she uncharacteristically worked hard to plan her little home,
Regardless of whether you can cook or not, you need to have the kitchen, study bookshelves, snack storage, small cabinets, tables, chairs and benches, curtains and mirrors...

Her big bed is soft and comfortable, as long as she sinks into it, she feels sleepy, and there are snacks, cartoons and water cups on the bedside.

Xiaohuo's nest made of fluffy cotton cloth is next to Hongli's bed. As long as the former jumps up, he can grab the edge of the bed and climb up, squeezing to his mother's side.

Xiaoli's flamingo plush toy and Hong Xiaoli's wood carvings are next to each other in the desk, and next to them are some scattered gadgets...

Speaking of Xiaohuo, Hongli didn't take her with her when she came out, and locked her in the room by herself for her to catch up on sleep. After all, her mother left there spinning and jumping last night, disturbing the child's rest...

Grass, think about it and get angry!

That guy Heiyang actually wanted her to wear a skirt to show him, how could this be...

Ah, let's talk about it when the time comes, let's talk about it...

By the way, she doesn't have any skirts in her closet, so she still has to buy them?

No, didn't Hei Yang learn needlework, let him do it by himself, and deliberately find trouble for him!
Wait... what is she thinking...

very messy……

Shaking her head, Hongli knocked on the door of Xingyun's house: "Xiaoyun, I, Hongli, are here to pay back the money!"

"..."

No movement.

"Hello? Is Xiaoyun at home? This is Hongli!"

"..."

Still no movement.

"Ah this..."

Hongli scratched her head: "Could it be that he went to practice in the secret room again, it's strange..."

After thinking about it, Hongli lifted her hair up, exposed her ears, bent her body and pressed her ears against the door: "Well, there seems to be some movement inside..."

But if there was any movement, why didn't Xingyun answer? Could it be that he was recruiting thieves? !
Hongli was startled, is the thief industry in such a downturn now that Xingyun's family steals?
"Oh, come on, come on..."

Just as Hongli was thinking, Xingyun's vague voice came out suddenly, Hongli was startled, and jumped away from the door, the door handle turned, and a small red face came out from the crack of the door: "Ha, yes, It's Sister Hongli, come on, let's play!"

"!!!"

As soon as the door was opened, a smell of alcohol rushed over, almost knocking Hongli down.

"You, what's going on with you!"

Hongli yanked open the door, lifted Xingyun who was limp on the ground with one hand, and frantically fanned it in front of her nose with the other. What did you do!
Hongli's pupils trembled, and she rushed into the house holding her breath, and opened the only window of Xingyun's house to ventilate the house.

"Wake up, wake up!"

Hongli shook Xingyun: "Xiaoyun, cheer up!"

"a ha ha ha……"

Xingyun raised his head, glanced at Hongli, his eyes were blurred: "Dad, I, let me just say I can drink it, hahaha, fill it up for me!"

"My goodness……"

Hongli couldn't help but cover her face, suddenly she was shocked and thought of something: "No, isn't your Xiaoli Huohe just born?!"

A terrified expression suddenly appeared on Hongli's face: "He, he, child, is he still alive...?"

"Ah?"

Xingyun tilted her head, then smiled brightly, waved her hands, and pointed to the table: "Quack him, quack him, it's good!"

"God damn quack, you bit your tongue when you named it..."

Hongli suddenly raised her hand to look at the table, a wine bowl...a little crane floating on it...with her eyes closed...

Hongli: "..."

Hongli: "???"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Grass, hold on, kid!"

Hongli threw Xingyun back to the floor, and strode to the table.

"Crash!"

After the wine in the wine bowl was poured out, Hongli took out Xiaoli Huohe with trembling hands, opened her eyelids, and pressed her thumbs on the little heart...

"There is still help!"

Hongli's eyes lit up, and she raised Xiaohe's feet: "Quick, quick, spit out the dangerous liquid! Yes, that's it, breathe, breathe again! Yes, open your mouth and exhale..."

"Quack, quack..."

Xiaoli Flamingo made a cry that matched its name, the drink was spit out, along with a few Lihuo flames, jumped on the floor, and ignited with a "wow" along with the alcohol.

Hongli: "..."

Hongli: "Grass!"

(End of this chapter)