So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 147 Please don't whitewash sin with love, thank you!

[Hongli: I owe a total of three hundred and forty-six low-grade spirit stones, thank you. 】

[Hei Yang: Wait, wait a minute, right now! 】

While replying to the message, Heiyang controlled the gray mist, tied up a dozen skeletons, and led them to the question queue.

"Hurry up, be conscious."

Hei Yang crossed his arms, looked at the dozen or so skeletons in front of him with displeasure, and said, "Who the hell sneaked into other people's skeletons? Come out quickly!
Don't wait for me to detect them one by one. If you don't admit to being discovered by me, then the problem will be big!

Damn it, why are you tauren everywhere, and you can't kill them all? "

"crunch, crunch..."

Bones, you look at me, I look at you, no one said anything.

"Ok?"

Heiyang's face was gloomy: "Get out now, I can act as if nothing happened, hurry up!"

"crunch, crunch..."

A skeletal frame timidly stepped out.

"You're just a tauren! I'm sorry I'm going back on my word, I'm going to sink you to the bottom of the Wangchuan River, and then..."

Hei Yang glared, detected and confirmed instantly, pulled out the soul body from the skeleton, and viciously coiled the tauren in his hands!
The skeleton occupied by the tauren was scattered on the ground as the soul body of the tauren was drawn out.

The soul body occupied by one's own skeleton quickly leaves the other person's skeleton and enters one's own body, and the soul body of the other person's skeleton quickly leaves the skeleton occupied by the soul body of the other person's skeleton, enters the other person's skeleton, and then the other person... …

In short, it is because the first one deliberately occupied someone else's body, so the others all occupied another skeleton...

Hei Yang was still puzzled, why his invincible assembly line suddenly became paralyzed, it turned out that a black sheep got into it!
Thirty-five soul bodies had their soul poison removed, and then found their own skeletons.

This is the result of Heiyang's whole day!
As long as this continues, it only takes three weeks for him to sort these skeletons into place!
"Grass! No way!"

Heiyang's eyes were bloodshot, and he broke down and said: "I performed supernormally today, I worked so hard to this extent, you tell me, this situation will last for another three weeks? I will die!"

Moreover, it's not enough to put the skeleton back in place.

Next, they need to be brought back to the sun.

Like this kind of skeleton form without flesh and blood, it will burn directly when it hits the sun when it goes out, and it needs to go through a step-by-step process.

As the first step, you can try to put them in the yard to cool off every night, blow the cool night breeze, and absorb the negative aura of the world of travel, so as to let them familiarize themselves with this world again.

But two hours before the sun comes out, they must be taken back in time, otherwise, it will not be familiar with this world again, but feel the malice of this world again!

Uh... From a certain point of view, this is a reacquaintance with this world...

The second step is to take them out in the middle of the night when they have the ability to move, to a place that is a little popular but not too crowded, to experience life again.

The third step, you can try to appear outside the gray mist when the day and night are handed over. Those who survive this step can try to show up a little during the day, and those who fail the exam go back to the second step to rebuild!
In the fourth step, the skeleton begins to produce new flesh and blood. During this period of time, their appearance will be a little scary, but they can bask in the sun properly.

In the fifth step, their appearance is almost the same as that of ordinary people, but their bodies will be a little cold. At this time, they can bask in the sun near noon, eat some food in the sun, and meet people outside...

"Grass! What to do if you don't want to do it!"

Heiyang rubbed the center of his brows, gathered the gray mist, and put it back into his cuffs, while the skeletons were forced to enter a dormant state in the gray mist.

"Just listening to the steps is already giving people a headache.

What are you talking about, when your cultivation base is high, your efficiency will naturally increase...

Oh, I have to improve my cultivation level in a year, and I have to spend time on them? "

The more Hei Yang thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. After this set, he would be exhausted to death!

He needs to adjust, think of other solutions...

The first way is to resign!

This is useless, if he dares to resign Po Meng, he will not be able to resign, and if she cannot resign, she will throw him on the Naihe Bridge as Po Meng...

Hey, so in the final analysis, Temiao's underworld staffing is unreasonable!
Can't you call in a few more Meng Po, or just mechanized feeding? Obviously, the underworld controls so many technological civilizations, why doesn't it recruit some modern talents?

Damn it, so it is the underworld that should be reformed, not Hei Yang!

"Hush, calm down, calm down..."

Heiyang calmed down his emotions: "Relax your mind, you can't blame the road if you can't do it, there must be other solutions!"

For example... the simple and quick method of catching a living person's blood sacrifice to reach the stomach in one step! (Live:?)

No, wouldn't he, Hei Yang, become a big devil? !
Or... just put it badly, and then tell Granny Meng that the skeleton and soul were eaten by the copper snake on the day of homework! (Bronze snake:?)
No, this reason has never been successful since I was a child!
It's okay...Use the big adventure card to ask Hongli to do everything for him, and he can enjoy it on the sidelines? (Hongli:?)
Ah, can this be said...

"Hiss, why do you feel a chill coming from your back?"

Hongli frowned: "That little bastard Heiyang is plotting against me again?!"

[Hongli: Hey, didn't you talk for a while?Fell asleep? 】

[Black Sun Teleportation Storage Bag*1]

[Hei Yang: I keep the extra flowers for myself! 】

[Hongli: Boss is grand!boss……】

[Hongli: Grass, three hundred and forty-seven yuan, is there an extra piece, you are deliberately disgusting me, right? 】

[Heiyang: ? 】

[Hei Yang: You can donate the eyes if you don’t want them, the extra one is not top-grade? 】

[Hongli: Boss is grand!I love you! 】

[Hei Yang: Let's not talk about it, what about actual actions? 】

[Hongli: ? 】

[Hongli: It’s not enough to say it?Why are you still delusional about actual action? ! 】

[Hongli: Oh my god!I don't even dare to think about what will happen to you after that! 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hei Yang: Don't try to fool me this time, it's agreed that you will wear black silk! 】

[Hongli: Wow!Don't play dumb for me, okay, there are preconditions, you have to accept my gift too! 】

[Hei Yang: All right, I am ready anytime, you should give me your gift! 】

Because he didn't know what Hong Li would give him, Hei Yang had no fear.

It's a joke, it's just a gift, can there be any danger to life?

Hei Yang smiled contemptuously, since that's the case, then there's nothing to be afraid of!

Hong Li's black silk dress, he, Hei Yang, is sure to see it!

【Hong Li: Cough cough, that... about the gift...】

Hong Li's eyes were a little weak, how should I put it, she really wanted to make a good meal for Hei Yang as a gift, but the current situation is...

[Hei Yang: What? 】

【Hei Yang: Oh, I said, maybe someone hasn't prepared a gift yet? 】

[Hei Yang: Or simply not prepared, now cramming? 】

[Hei Yang: No way, no way, because a certain person doesn't want to wear black silk, so all kinds of delays?

No one really has such a thin skin, right?
Wow, how should I live after that? Did I find a girlfriend or a girl.

Little friend Hongli, do you need Uncle Heiyang to buy you candy? 】

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

Seeing Hei Yang jumping on her face like this, Hong Li almost lost her breath and fainted!
Grass, what's wrong with being shy?Can't you be shy?

That bastard Heiyang didn't even look at what kind of rags he had prepared!

Does he have the nerve to wear it out? !

Can……

Hong Li's eyes moved upwards, imagining that Hei Yang would look at her kindly like an old father teasing his daughter in the future...

Grass!No, she is looking for a boyfriend, not a father!

At this thought, Hong Li's heart became ruthless, and she directly replied viciously.

[Hong Li: Okay, if you want a gift, I'll give it to you! 】

[Hei Yang: Heh, are you finally convinced? 】

[Hongli: Oh, I hope you don't regret it. 】

【Hei Yang: Don't bother Miss Hongli to be concerned about this, I just hope that after wearing black silk, Miss Hongli won't faint from embarrassment. 】

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Wait, give me an hour! 】

[Hei Yang: All right, all right, I want to see what tricks you can pull off. 】

"Dog thing! Ahhh!"

Hongli was so angry that she almost gritted her silver teeth, but...

"Ha ha."

Her expression gradually returned to calm, and a cruel arc was drawn at the corner of her mouth: "If this is the case, then don't blame me!
It was you who took the initiative to seek death, and you had to urge me to give it to you before I practiced. I have never seen such an outrageous request in my life! "

However, thinking about it from another perspective, Heiyang doesn't even drink the forced Meng Po soup, but if he can really drink the soup she made...

Could it be...

Hongli's heart beat instantly accelerated...

Could it be, this is the so-called love!

So, the so-called love means she died in front of Heiyang, and Heiyang was poisoned to death in front of her? !

Is that how Zhijiao understands life and death? !
A girl who has no experience in love feels like she suddenly realized it!

So, is love such an unreasonable thing? !

(End of this chapter)