So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 151 You don't gamble, I don't gamble, harmony and happiness follow me!
[Hongli is sending you a secret potent poison (green), do you accept it?]

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Heiyang: ? ? ? 】

[Hong Li: Grass! 】

[Hongli: What do you mean! 】

[Hongli: Don't give my soup a name without authorization! 】

[Heiyang: ? ? ? 】

[Hong Li: Wait a minute, right now! 】

[Hongli sent you a delicious heart-warming soup (???), do you accept it? 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hongli: What's wrong?What are you doing in a daze, accept it! 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hongli sent a video request]

"Hey, can you hear me, can you see the lovely Hongli?"

Hong Li showed a bright smile to the camera: "Heiyang, why don't you accept the birthday gift made by your girlfriend, what are you doing there?"

"I'm looking at you."

Heiyang said quietly.

"what?!"

Hongli blushed: "You, you, what are you looking at me for, who told you to look at me!"

"I'm trying to find the killing intent on your face."

Heiyang chose to pick it up, and looked at the bowl of unknown liquid named Delicious Heart-warming Soup in front of him, as if the smell from the abyss penetrated his nostrils.

"Xiao Li..."

Heiyang raised his head, looked at Hongli with trembling pupils, and asked with luck: "Are you sure, didn't you take it wrong?
This is a gift?Was this made in the kitchen? "

"..."

Hong Li quietly turned her head away, how should I put it, the truth is, I am a little embarrassed to speak...

"Hey!"

Heiyang trembled angrily: "Hongli! Please explain clearly!"

"Cough, that..."

Hongli coughed twice, glanced at Heiyang, and nodded viciously, "That's right! That's it! I made the soup for you! Quick, drink it while it's hot!"

"..."

Dalang, it's time to take your medicine~
As if there was a voice traveling through time and space, Heiyang's pupils shrank and dilated, and he sat at the table in a daze, with his chin propped on his hands, and carefully looked at the thick soup in front of him: "Well, ah, the appearance is really not very good at first glance, but Looking carefully, it seems to coincide with the principles of nature, the magic of the Dao..."

"Hey, so what are you talking about?"

Hongli gradually calmed down, and looked at Heiyang with a displeased face: "So are you going to drink or not?"

"This one……"

Heiyang came back to his senses, and looked at Hongli with a toothache: "Xiaoli, have you tried it yourself?"

"Tch, you really don't want to drink..."

Hongli turned her head away, curled her lips: "It's fine if you don't want to drink..."

"only……"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, her eyes filled with resentment: "I really didn't expect to make it like this, I really put my heart into it..."

"really……"

Hongli lowered her head: "What you want to do but can't do, no matter how hard you try, you can't do it.

Things that you don't want to do but can do, you can be lazy and smooth.

It’s hard to work hard once, and the result is like this, sure enough, hard work or not..."

"Okay, okay, girl, stop reading, I know how to do it."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, sighed and said, "I drink, I drink the head office, right?"

"you're so dumb!"

Hongli scolded: "It's poisonous, you dare to drink it, and you don't want to see if it's for people to drink?"

Hei Yang: "???"

"No, you are very strange, you know?"

Heiyang complained speechlessly: "You are the one who wants me to drink, and you are the one who doesn't let me drink. It's not right for me to do anything."

"that is not……"

Hongli beeped softly: "The collision of rationality and sensibility!"

"The collision of sin and conscience is right."

Hei Yang rubbed his brows, took out a bottle of soul poison on a whim, looked at the bottle, and then at the bowl in front of him, black lines could not help but appear on his head.

"What are you taking?"

Hongli asked curiously, "The antidote?"

"No, I just feel that if you use this as an ingredient in soup, the style of painting will go well."

Hei Yang silently took back the soul poison again: "Forget it..."

There was a moment of silence, and finally Hongli said cautiously: "Why don't you pass that back, I'll practice it again, and cook soup for you when I can't drink it to death?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang looked at the soup in the bowl seriously, betting his life and the title of alchemy master, he was sure that this thing should not kill anyone, at least he couldn't die...at most half dead!
Black silk or life, which is more important?

If this is the case, the price is too high...

Heiyang fell into deep thought. Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at Hongli: "It's not bad for me to drink, just promise me three conditions."

"Uh, what?"

Hongli asked weakly: "Huh?"

"First, cultivate to the sixth floor of foundation building."

"Ah, I have already promised you this, I, Hongli, dare to do it!"

"Second, you wear the clothes I made for you."

Hei Yang raised his head and looked at Hongli seriously: "Don't refuse! Don't resist!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's face turned from red to white and then red again, seeing Hei Yang's expression, couldn't help swallowing, and nodded slowly: "Okay!"

"third……"

Heiyang squinted his eyes, and continued: "Go and practice your cooking skills for me, so that I can really eat it. During this period, I will be your taster."

Hongli: "!!!"

"No, no, I said brother..."

Hongli took a breath: "Did you awaken some special habit, I'm a little scared?"

"Hmph, I haven't finished yet."

Heiyang looked at Hongli viciously, and said every word: "You know, the clothes I designed for you are not limited to that one, and there are many styles that I haven't even designed. There are many things for you to wear. You must The type that will resist."

"Gudu."

Hong Li swallowed her saliva, feeling her legs go weak: "What, what do you mean..."

"You already understand."

Hei Yang sneered and said: "From now on, every time I try to eat, you must promise me to try on one."

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli: "You, you, me, me..."

"What about me? I'll tell you whether you dare to agree."

Hei Yang continued to chase and kill: "You know, it's obvious that I'm the one who suffers more! Or, you dare not even do this?"

"Who, who said..."

Hong Li gritted her teeth, and slapped her hand into the wall: "It's not impossible to promise you, but I have to add one more condition."

"Oh roar?"

Heiyang raised his brows: "Explain in detail."

"After you..."

Hongli said every word, her voice was cold: "Without my permission, you can only eat what I made for you!"

Hei Yang: "!!!"

"Are you serious?"

Heiyang's pupils shrank sharply: "You want to deprive me of a great pleasure in the rest of my life?!"

"Oh, how could it be? If I can practice my cooking skills well, wouldn't I just cook for you every day?"

Hong Li also gave it all up: "Do you dare to bet!"

"..."

Hei Yang's eyes turned blood red at some point: "You're right, dare you... I'll also add another condition. From now on, without my permission, you can only wear the clothes I made!"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Are you going to make me wear those things all day?"

Hongli's pupils vibrated: "What do you think!"

"Hmph, it's not like I don't have normal clothes."

Heiyang snorted coldly, he would let Hongli wear that kind of clothes in front of people other than him?Do not make jokes!
"Usually it must be normal clothes."

Hei Yang's eyes flickered: "As long as you agree, I'll just ignore Po Meng's commission and make clothes for you!"

Hongli: "!!!"

What to do, rationality told her that she should refuse now, because this is a battle that will definitely hurt both sides and cause pain for both sides...

sensibility...

No, that's not emotional at all, it's an indescribable madness, an uncontrollable impulse, a heavy hammer that ravages the brain...

That's right, red eyed!
"it is good!"

Hong Li's eyes were bloodshot, staring at Hei Yang: "It's a deal!"

"A word is settled!"

Heiyang's eyes were also red, and he suddenly raised the bowl...

Hei Yang: "Um..."

Hongli: "What's wrong?"

Hei Yang: "Well, can you, can you just take a sip, no, a teaspoon?"

Hongli: "..."

Hong Li: "Forget it, the first time, I'll let you go, that's fine."

Hei Yang: "Good!"

Heiyang took a deep breath, the copper snake emerged from his cuff, and the gray mist spread, covering itself, with resentful souls and skeletons guarding him.

"If something unexpected happens to me in a while..."

Heiyang turned his head to look at the copper snake, and said solemnly: "You just act according to the situation, and I will tell you about my safety!"

"rustle!"

The copper snake that turned into a normal size nodded solemnly, and some childish voices came out one by one: "Let go, don't worry! Yes, I'm here...Master, don't worry, go!"

"Ouch!"

The resentful souls beside them wailed and wanted to add the living to their territory.

The copper snake stares, the soul howls, the gray mist fills the air, holding the soup bowl...

For a moment, Heiyang was in a daze, as if he had come to the underworld again, he took out a spoon tremblingly...

After thinking about it, I changed to a spoon that was bigger than the ear spoon, scooped it up gently, and swallowed...

"or……"

Hong Li suddenly made a sound, beeping softly: "Let's say goodbye..."

"Oh, regret it now? It's too late!"

Heiyang snorted coldly: "There is no way out!"

"Gudu..."

At that moment, Heiyang seemed to see the light... gone!
"that……"

Hongli looked at Heiyang, and said cautiously: "Are you okay?"

"what!"

Heiyang laughed miserably, and gave Hongli a thumbs up: "Remember, Heisi!"

"Well……"

Hongli whispered: "Oh, I see, I can't wear it."

"what."

There was another miserable laugh, and Heiyang turned his head struggling, looking at the copper snake: "Next, I will leave it to you."

"Ok!"

The copper snake nodded with admiration in its eyes: "Relax, don't worry!"

"Ah."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth curled up, and his whole body went limp...

"boom!"

The screen goes black.

Hongli: "..."

"I should……"

Hongli murmured softly, "You won't be a widow?"

(End of this chapter)