So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 161 When you manage to form a villain organization, you don't spend a few more times, I feel sorry for them!

"I feel……"

Heiyang looked up, and it was another day of sunset. He couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "If it weren't for your command, I should have successfully arrived at home after shopping, instead of just leaving the store like this!"

"I really don't think that pink fabric is great..."

Hongli frowned and commented sharply: "It's not that the color pink is bad, but that kind of pink, how should I put it, it gives me a feeling that it is not pleasing to the eye!"

"If you don't like it, just cut it into a rag... So are you listening to me?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I've already left the store, so you don't have to be picky anymore.

Really, I remember when you bought clothes in the past, the standard was "a piece of cloth that is thick enough to protect against wind and cold". I haven't seen how you choose it? "

"It was different back then."

Hongli spread her hands as a matter of course and said: "At that time, we were shopping together, and I had to walk as well, so I must finish shopping early and go back to rest early!
How about the other girls anyway, I don't know, when I go shopping, I really don't have unlimited stamina!
But it's different now, the current situation is that I can lie on the bed and play tricks, but you have to run around because of my words, ah, it's very pleasing to watch!

Therefore, the color of the fabric is actually not important, the important thing is that I finally have the opportunity to use you casually, so I must take good care of it, right? "

"Deliberately disgusting people, right?"

"That can't be."

Hongli smiled and said: "Think about it, before you came out, you still knew nothing about the Five Elements City, but now, your familiarity with these streets is almost the same as that of the locals, right?"

"That's not."

Hei Yang mocked: "I have been to the places that the locals often go to, I have also been to the places that the locals do not often go to, and I have gone to the places that the locals have never been to. familiar!"

In just half a day, the creature named Heiyang appeared in every corner of the Five Elements City except the cloth shop.

During the period, they encountered six cases of illegal transactions, three meetings with secret organizations who did not know whether it was legal or not, and even broke into a small human trafficker's den, saving dozens of children from suffering.

When he saw those children find their parents from a distance, showing a gratified smile, and was about to turn his head to hide his achievements and fame, and leave a mysterious legend of the city hero, he found that after turning his head, there was a fabric shop, grass!
"Don't give me blind instructions."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "If you navigate me to some dragon's pond and tiger's lair and make me a lost person, you can just cry!"

"Longtan and Tiger's Den will not be there."

Hongli rolled her eyes, and said casually: "It happens to be this street, the Daxueshan ingredients store, you passed the door of that store several times, you go inside and help me see if their Snow Mountain Flying Pigeons are in stock, yes If so, help me buy a few dozen catties, and I will use it for cooking."

"walk slowly."

Hei Yang nodded, walked into the shop that Hong Li mentioned, found one of the sales clerks, and asked, "Excuse me, do you sell snow-mountain flying pigeons in the shop?"

"Ah, this guest is just in time for you to come."

The salesperson was stunned for a moment, smiled and led Heiyang to the storage area, explaining as he walked: "A new batch just arrived today, and they haven't arrived in time for delivery, they are absolutely fresh, that's why I say you are a good customer.

Because there are always famous customers recently, every time we buy the goods, they come to buy them all. Later, we increased the purchase quantity a few times, but we did not expect that all of them were sold out, and we are satisfied that we have the most goods here... ..."

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised his brows, and couldn't help asking: "That, that client, is a girl?"

"Ah, how do you know?"

"Then she's less than [-] meters tall?"

[Hong Li: Wait, what the hell do you mean?Who is Ni connoting? 】

[Hong Li: Besides, I'm not in a hurry, nor am I being poked into a sore spot. Anyway, who are you talking about at a height of [-] meters! 】

"Well, no, that guest is very tall, visually... well, no information can be leaked."

The salesperson shook his head and smiled. After receiving the news from the logistics storage room, he nodded and did not continue the topic just now.

"Well, a total of [-] pieces will be replenished this time, regardless of catty.

Because the Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is a relatively precious half-spirit beast, our suppliers can't provide many.

Moreover, various risk factors must also be considered, such as avoiding collisions with ace pigeons in the foundation period.

Coupled with storage and artificial factors, the price may be a bit expensive, please understand us a little bit...

Well, a Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon needs three low-grade spirit stones! "

[Hongli: Oh, that's it?That's it?Heiyang quickly pays, and blinds them! 】

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "It's not expensive, so let's buy fifty of them."

[Hongli: Just fifty?Just fifty?Not all packed? 】

[Hongli: I remember, the guy the salesperson just mentioned seems to be the guy who cut me off last time! 】

[Hong Li: No, Hei Yang will buy her all, let her experience how I felt back then! 】

[Hei Yang: Can't hear, can't hear. 】

[Hongli: Heiyang, silly dog! 】

[Hei Yang: I won’t buy it for you again. 】

"Ah this..."

The salesperson was stunned for a moment, even if Heiyang didn't buy all of them, if he bought fifty of them at once, does the other party own a restaurant?

But most people have their own supply channels for meals, as far as she knows...

"Are you really fifty?"

"Sure, no tongue biting."

Hei Yang nodded, and took out a storage bag from his arms: "Should I pay directly or cash on delivery, how should I say it?"

"Ah, wait a moment..."

The salesperson quickly responded and told her colleagues to pick up the goods. The smile on her face became brighter, but she still reminded her in a professional spirit.

"Thank you for your support to us, but the store also reminds you that although Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is very nutritious and has many effects, eating too much will cause indigestion and may even cause body cold.

If you are not a practitioner, you still cannot eat too much at one time. "

"You don't have to worry about that, this little brother is a genuine practitioner."

A frivolous female voice came from the side, and a woman with a good figure and a beautiful appearance came from the side, smiled and said to the salesperson: "Old rules, I want all the remaining pigeons."

"Ah...ah!"

The salesperson was still surprised by the news just now, but when he saw the woman, his eyes lit up immediately, but he showed a little apology: "Miss Duanmu, you are here, but today may be less."

"It's okay, I heard it just now, the door is open for business, I can't buy it if people buy it, it's normal!"

Miss Duanmu smiled, turned her head to look at Heiyang: "Besides, I dare not offend such an unpredictable fellow Taoist!

Oh, by the way, fellow daoists can call me Duanmu Qiaofeng, but I don’t know the name of fellow daoists, are you interested in getting to know me? "

While speaking, Duanmu Qiaofeng seemed to wink at her!

But in her heart, she was vigilant and curious. She was not so much unable to see through the person in front of her as she dared not observe directly. Her intuition told her that it would be dangerous to peek rashly, and there was a high probability that it would arouse the other party's vigilance.

Obviously, the man in front of her is either a man with a higher level of cultivation than hers, or a magic weapon with a superb hidden level of cultivation. She is wary of the former and interested in the latter.

The sudden appearance of the cultivator doesn't seem to be a disciple of the Five Elements Sect, so maybe he can use it...

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

[Hongli:! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Hong Li: Damn it!woman you are playing with fire!Do you know whose man you are touching! 】

[Hongli: No!It's hopeless, you're already hopeless, if you commit suicide on the spot now, I might give you a chance to lose your soul!

Hurry up, die, don't challenge my patience! 】

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang blinked, and couldn't help but tap the floor with his toes: "That, sorry, I'm not familiar with it."

Name: Duanmu Qiaofeng

Dao name: Tianyunzi
Cultivation level: Jindan Sixth Stage Realm
Supernatural powers: counting the sky (blue), cutting luck (blue), judging danger (blue), stealing life (blue), bewitching heart (blue)

Identity: Former Elder of Tianmen

"Ok?"

The corners of Duanmu Qiaofeng's mouth curled up, revealing a smile that he thought was very attractive, and instantly changed his approach, doing a common gift among strangers in the practice world, and said apologetically, "Qiaofeng was abrupt, but just seeing Fellow Daoist also came to buy this Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon, and he is also a good-looking talent, so he has a little intention of making friends, and there is absolutely no calculation at all."

I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad woman, your identity information has already exposed you.

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining in his heart, and imitated Duanmu Qiaofeng to return the salute, showing a smirk: "Haha, it's just that I was a villain just now, but I was only entrusted by others, and I didn't want to come and buy this Pigeon, so there is no fate between us, so don't bother fellow daoists."

[Hongli: Did you hear that? !Ugly woman!My family Heiyang said, I don't have the mind to talk to you, so stay where it's cool! 】

"!!!"

Seeing Heiyang return the gift, the smile on Duanmu Qiaofeng's face deepened. The movements of the two sides of this ceremony are different. The general disciples of the sect or the masters of the cultivation world know it, but this person didn't know it. It seems to be good luck casual repair!
After the identification, you can provoke!
Thinking of this, Duanmu Qiaofeng moved slightly and approached Heiyang, who quickly moved to avoid it, which made Duanmu Qiaofeng look a little higher and at the same time became more interested.

Outstanding talent, extraordinary luck, perseverance, no background...

They are considered Tianmen, so they like this kind of little fat sheep!

Undoubtedly, it can also improve her cultivation level...

"Ha, there is nothing to disturb or not to disturb. Meeting is fate, many friends and many paths..."

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

[Hong Li: I think your head is related to your grandma and my spear point, why don't you come together and make a hole! ! ! 】

"Ah, there is no need for multiple paths..."

The corners of Heiyang's mouth twitched wildly, his expression was weird, how many ways?I'm afraid you'll have nowhere to go.

My girlfriend is watching, please respect yourself!

But having said that, it turns out that the few people in the capital are not the entire Tianmen, and the distribution of the remnants is quite wide...

Through the few people he met in the capital before, Heiyang also had some understanding of the behavior and style of this Tianmen, such as stealing people's luck, scheming and framing, and peeping into privacy...

So, why are these guys here?
Heiyang's eyes flickered, his heart was vigilant, he paid the other party a few words, took the pigeon, and walked out of the shop quickly.

Think about those things later, the most important thing right now is to appease my girlfriend...

"squeak squeak..."

Hongli's face was gloomy at this time, and she was grinding her teeth frantically. The barrel of the fine iron spear in her hand began to scream because she couldn't bear the grip, and the barrel of the spear would break if she looked at it.

"Kill her! Kill her!"

With red eyes, Hong Li looked at Hei Yang in the picture: "How can you escape, turn around and kill her!"

"Hey, sister, calm down first."

Heiyang was sweating profusely on his forehead. Knowing that this was another life-and-death test, he quickly explained: "Let's not talk about the consequences of fighting monks in the human shop or in the Five Elements City. It's the Golden Core stage anyway. Shall I go directly to it? ?”

"You play all your cards, you can kill her!"

"What if she has an accomplice?"

"I shook people over, this is the foot of the Five Elements Sect!"

"Ah, that makes sense. It's just that Tianmen has always been good at running around. Should we start a war directly in the city?"

"But she seduced you!"

"Clap!"

The barrel of the gun was finally overwhelmed and broke, and Hongli's fists trembled: "Damn it!"

"She must have ulterior motives."

Hei Yang sighed: "Xiao Li, don't you believe me?"

"Of course I believe you!"

Hongli yelled: "Because I believed in you, what if you were taken advantage of by her! If you were slower to hide just now, her chicken feet would touch your delicate body!"

"What a delicate body, if you want to describe me, it should be a tiger's body shaking."

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining, "Isn't it that I didn't come across this?"

"It's too late!"

The more Hongli thought about it, the angrier she became: "Whether it's to seduce you or have ulterior motives for you, you should die!"

"Okay, okay, I know."

Hei Yang waved his hands, lowered his head slightly, and responded softly in his mind: "Didn't it be agreed before, the one who provoked us, just kill him, don't need to be so arrogant.

She is following behind secretly now, and when I get rid of her, I will do the opposite and follow them to find their lair, and none of them will be able to escape. "

"no!"

Hongli directly refused: "If you just go directly, what if they are too many to fight?"

"I'll just drive Shenyin quietly, take a look at the location of their lair, and mark it first. I'm sure I won't rush directly in a foolish way."

"But……"

Hongli shook her head: "No, I'll teleport it over right now, and go with you..."

"Don't."

Hei Yang hurriedly stopped him: "You are in the Five Elements School, I can still run to you if I am in danger, if you come here, what should we do if we are wiped out?"

"Ah, that makes sense..."

Hongli came to her senses and looked at Heiyang: "Then be careful, just take a look and leave."

"Oh, don't you worry about me?"

Heiyang smiled, and activated his supernatural powers, causing Duanmu Qiaofeng, who was following far behind, to stare and rub his eyes in disbelief.

"rest assured."

Standing on the roof, Hei Yang quietly looked down at Duanmu Qiaofeng, who was half startled and half confused: "None of them can get away."

"Yes, yes, you are the best."

Hong Li gradually regained her composure: "If one escapes, you should apologize with death."

"That won't work."

"Don't you dare to admit it?"

"I'm being cautious, and I don't promise what I can't do easily."

"Then you reassured me just now?"

"I just said those big words in good faith. I was trying to make you happy. The nature is different."

"Grass, what the hell are you..."

"Xiao Li? Xiao Li?"

Hongling gently pushed open the door of Hongli's bedroom, and poked her head out: "If it's okay, we'll be leaving..."

"Don't even think about leaving!"

Hongli turned her head abruptly, her body full of murderous aura, causing her aunt to stagger.

"what……"

With a question mark on her head, Hongling pointed at Hongli, then at herself: "Ah this?"

"Uh……"

Hongli blinked her eyes, showing an awkward yet polite smile: "Well, what I mean is, let me send you off, I don't personally send you out of the house, how embarrassing it is!"

Hongling: "?"

(End of this chapter)