So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 167 Many things are done first, and the reasons are found after the fact...

"Oh hoo!"

Hong Li suddenly came to her senses and shouted: "Sage! Master! Isn't that me! The person who is walking with him is me!"

"What nonsense?"

Hei Yang frowned and said, "You're not tall, how about [-] meters is considered tall?"

"!!!"

Hongli stared, raised her chest and raised her head, emphatically saying: "[-] meters, I said it was [-] meters, I have grown taller! If you don't believe me, come and measure it!
In addition, the guy who attacks people with his height is really unqualified!Heiyang, can you die! "

"Ah, my fault, my fault."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli, and found that the other party had already blown his hair, and changed the subject in satisfaction: "Okay, okay, continue to listen to what they have to say, this plot dialogue is not fun."

"What is there?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Look at their unabashed appearance, they must be discussing these things all day long.

If it is really a secret, it is estimated that not so many people will know it. "

"After the opponent broke through, he returned to the sect."

Ding Bu went on to say: "After that, the other party went to the ruins in the northwest sea area. I wanted to make a move at that time, but I didn't expect that the ruins were left by a foreign Nascent Soul, which made it hard for me to do it... "

"Yuanying?!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Lu Jiu were startled at the same time, and then their eyes showed excitement.

"Sure enough, I'm not mistaken, that Hei Xiaolong is indeed a man of great luck!"

"Who cares about his great luck?! Wouldn't it be better to just seize the Nascent Soul Ruins?"

"Why can't I have both!"

"Great idea! I agree!"

"Okay, you two stop dreaming."

Ding Bu waved his hand and poured a basin of cold water: "The Yuanying Ruins, are you and I free to step in?"

"Why not?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng said unconvinced: "If we take a few more steps, we may reach the Nascent Soul and become an equal existence with the other party, not to mention, it's just a relic..."

"Senior Sister is right!"

Lu Jiu nodded in agreement: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you catch tiger cubs!"

"The ruins have been surrounded by people from the Five Elements Sect and the Juanlang Sect."

Ding Bu waved his hand helplessly: "Now they are closing the field, not to mention us, even the ordinary casual cultivators, or the surrounding sects such as Yaowanggu, Wuliang Jianzong, etc., it will be too late to rush over after getting the news. "

"Ah this..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Lu Jiu were greatly disappointed: "Brother, why did you say that!"

"Because what's next is the point..."

Ding Bu smiled triumphantly: "The Five Elements School closed the mountain for this reason, and the relationship between the two schools is very tense now.

As long as we attack the disciples of the Five Elements Sect during this period, we can easily blame the Juanlang Sect. "

"Brother means to say..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng suddenly understood, and his eyes lit up: "We stir up disputes between them, and then let them bite dogs..."

"After that, take advantage of the chaos to do things..."

Lu Jiu added: "Not only can you hunt those luck disciples, but also make both sects suffer...

If you're lucky, you might even get a share of the Nascent Soul Ruins..."

"That's right, that's why I asked you to call them over."

Ding Bu smiled and pointed at the six Hu Tiantus: "The next focus is on the Five Elements School.

Even if they seal off the mountain, it is impossible to completely avoid contact with the outside world, as long as they can successfully anger them..."

"So, why do they feel that as long as there is a provocation, both sides will explode."

Hong Li spread her hands speechlessly: "Can't the two parties be vigilant for a moment, stop and work together, and kick out the troublemakers first?"

"Then who can tell, don't ask me, I don't know either."

Heiyang shot Hong Li a look: "Besides, I don't bother to think about what will happen. If it really gets to that point, you can file a complaint at worst. There will definitely be nothing wrong with us."

"Well, that's what I said..."

Hongli nodded, raised her hands, and stretched her waist: "Mmm... well, let's finish it quickly, finish it early and go home early. Huh? What are you looking at?"

"Ah, that, let's see you..."

Hei Yang withdrew his gaze with a guilty conscience, his heart was beating loudly: "That's right, um, it's pretty pretty."

"Ah?"

"Ahem, keep listening, keep listening..."

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, sensing that something was wrong with Hei Yang.

"Senior brother's plan is truly exquisite!"

Lu Jiu echoed, "As long as we mix the water, we can benefit from it as disciples of Tianmen."

"That's right, this kind of situation where both sides are suspicious of each other is the most suitable for us!"

After a pause, Duanmu Qiaofeng looked at Hu Tiantu and the others, and said in a cold voice, "Did you all hear clearly just now?"

"Listen clearly!"*6
"Well, since this is the case, do you know what to do?"

"Know how to do it!" *6
"Ah, very good."

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded in satisfaction: "Then tell me what to do, don't say it together, raise your hand first, and I'll do the roll call."

six people:"……"

Wow, there seem to be ants crawling on the ground, it is really exquisite!

Duanmu Qiaofeng: "???"

"Grass."

Heiyang cursed suddenly, causing Hongli to turn her head and look sideways: "Huh?"

"It's okay, it's just..."

Hei Yang couldn't help showing a smile: "It suddenly occurred to me that the time I used to be a student was both careless and fun."

"Aha, it seems that you used to have a happy time too."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "But I'm not in the happy hour, bad review."

"Uh uh, it's actually not very happy. Thinking about it now, I feel happy, but I didn't feel happy at the time."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly gave an example: "Just like the day Brother Bu Tian was attacked and fainted, now you think back to our impromptu performance at that time, don't you think it was quite fun..."

"then……"

Hongli raised her head, her eyes moved up, and the memory resurfaced in her mind: "Well, I remember..."

Chirping, chirping, chirping...

The figure in his mind backed away crazily, uttering an unknown language, and then suddenly fixed on Hongli herself: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom to marry him!"

"Grass!"

Hong Li suddenly covered her face: "Thinking about it now, I was like a stupid dog at that time, how could I be so stupid!"

"Tsk tsk, be confident."

Heiyang happily said: "Now you are still a silly dog."

"Climb, climb!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "Not only did she fail to reach the target, but she was eventually taken away.

It's fine if you get arrested, and I'm engaged to you for no reason, what is it!

Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered, when I got on the airship, you still bit me, bite..."

After a pause, Hongli's small face was still ruddy with anger, "So, to be honest, you were interested in me at that time, right?
No, maybe it can be traced back to earlier, for example, sixteenth birthday, fifteenth birthday, fourteenth..."

"Stop, stop."

Hei Yang quickly waved his hands: "Sister, if I go back further, I will be arrested and put in jail, okay?"

"I think you should find a prison sentence."

Hongli snorted softly, rubbed her chin and thought carefully: "Thinking about it this way, the engagement at that time may have been a conspiracy you had planned for a long time. In order to trap the naive little Hongli, the scheming Heiyang made arrangements everywhere... Hiss , It’s too scary, it’s too scary, I don’t even dare to think about it!”

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I'm as smart as a demon, I calculated everything, are you satisfied?"

"it is as expected!"

Hongli let out a loud cry, with sadness on her face: "Because I already got it, so, did I confess it mercilessly? Really, really hateful! But, poor Hongli, I can't get out, I can't escape Yes, woo woo woo..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "There are a lot of scenes."

Hongli: "Tch, you don't care, just cooperate obediently."

"Sure enough, I don't know what to do, I just say it nicely, right!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng snorted coldly, looked at Ding Bu: "Brother, tell them what to do!"

Ding Bu: "???"

"At once……"

Ding Bu scratched his head, looked at the crowd, frowned and muttered: "Just, center around the Five Elements School, and then...then, um, center around the Five Elements School!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng: "..."

"Well said!"

Heiyang doesn't think it's a big deal when he sees the excitement, he likes to praise those scenes that make others embarrassing, and manipulates Hu Tiantu to flatter him immediately: "As expected of a master, I immediately understood what I said, like thunder..."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Well, yes, yes, that's right!"

Sure enough, it turns out that Jiayi and Ditto have a strong charm no matter which world they are in!
Hearing that Hu Tiantu took the lead in praising, the other five people quickly agreed, and scrambled to use their talents to create a second creation, while Hu Tiantu took a step back quietly, and walked away...

"Enough! What's good or not!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng stopped abruptly, gritted his teeth and said, "Senior Brother, uh, Senior Brother's method is certainly advisable!
But, does anyone have a different way?
Oh?Lu Jiu, do you have any good ideas? "

"Uh, I think..."

Lu Jiu nodded, and made a gesture in a low voice: "Why, can't you change your thinking?"

"Ok?"

"How to change?"

"Since we can't go directly to those Five Elements Sect disciples, we can let them come to us!"

Lu Jiu frowned: "For example, from the families of those disciples..."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "???"

(End of this chapter)