So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 169 When it's not your wife who emerges from the screen, but a netizen who is fighting with you...

"Huh, look at you!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng put the prepared pots, pans, pans and other ingredients in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and said with a smile: "Over the years, it's the two of you brothers who cook the most food to my liking.

Well, this is this month's Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon, and every night will still be the stew that you are good at. Well, the old rule is that you don't need too much at one time, as long as you know it! "

Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will definitely do our best!"

Hu Tiantu: "Ah! That's right!"

"Hey! What is it? That's it!"

Hongli's eyes protruded from between the fingers of both hands, staring wide open.

"Oh, you're just taking these two apprentices in, and I'm going to cook for you here, right? A portable cook, right? What the hell!"

"Uh……"

Heiyang looked at Hongli's eyes with seven points of anger, one point of shock, one point of confusion, and one point of disappointment, and couldn't help complaining: "Mr. Hong Li, can you share with everyone what kind of picture was in your mind just now?" ?"

"How dare you speak sarcastic words!"

Hongli couldn't help crying out: "She asked you to cook for her! You haven't cooked anything for me, how can you cook for her first! Don't do it!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang scratched his head: "But Hu Tiantu is the cook, not me."

Isn't this the kind of management game where you manipulate characters to cook and then... uh... Papa's Burgers?
"No, no, no, no, no!"

Hongli crossed her hands and refused, "You can obviously be replaced by the heart demon!"

"Ah, I was going to do that."

Hei Yang spread his hands and said speechlessly: "After all, who would be idle and have nothing to do, cooking for others.

But having said that, from Duanmu Qiaofeng's tone, these two brothers are still great chefs, why don't you steal a lesson? "

"No."

Hong Li curled her lips: "I don't want to imitate others, my food is unique, the kind that is specially effective for you!"

"It sounds a little creepy..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, scratched his head, took out the soul poison collected before from the storage bag, and shook his head regretfully: "It's a pity that I can't send this thing directly, otherwise I will give her some food."

"Hey, as long as you want to do something, persevere, and work hard, there is nothing you can't do!"

Hongli clenched her fists: "Didn't she say that the next meals are made by these two brothers, in other words, you have plenty of time to deliver this thing to them, and then add ingredients to her.

Well, in order not to attract her attention, I think we should only add a little bit each time, and if it accumulates, it will explode at that time, jie jie jie jie..."

"First I started with inspirational chicken soup, but it turned out to be this kind of villain's speech, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "Also, if you want me to say, why can't I add the whole dose to her at once, wouldn't it be easier and faster?
As you said, every time you add a little bit, what if it arouses the other party's vigilance and falls short after being discovered? "

"Oh, don't you understand?"

Hongli stretched out two fingers, and explained seriously: "The so-called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, is it too cheap for her?
Haven't you heard, she has eaten the meals of the two brothers for many years, and her vigilance has been greatly reduced. Even if she feels that something is wrong with herself, she probably just thinks of something else.

If it were you, you wouldn't have thought that your own disciple would have poison that could threaten you, and would feed her on time, right?
Besides, the fight is a surprise, and waiting for the outbreak at a critical moment is not more effective than directly erupting at that time.

If it erupted directly at that time, it might scare the snake away. If it was at a critical moment... Tsk tsk, this is what you call a time bomb, and the hanging sword is even more bluffing! "

"Ah this..."

Heiyang scratched his head: "You always have more energy when it comes to harming people."

"whispering sound."

"Come on!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved to the two brothers: "Well, although the master is still beautiful, he can't relax his vigilance.

This Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon, anti-aging, beauty and breast enhancement, um, everything is fine, only you two, what I made is the most suitable for me! "

Hu Tianen: "It's a great honor!"

Hu Tiantu: "Yeah!"

"Oh roar?"

Heiyang frowned, and looked at Hongli with scrutiny: "Nursing beauty...cough cough, hehehe?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Hey you!"

Hongli's brain trembled, her hands crossed her chest in vigilance, and she looked at Heiyang with a flushed face: "It's not what you think, I just think pigeon soup is delicious, so... um!"

Hei Yang: "Hey hey~~"

"What the hell! I..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang's original expression, and couldn't help gnashing her teeth: "Don't laugh silly anymore! Don't look at me like that again!"

Hei Yang: "Hey hey~~"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Grass!"

Hong Li couldn't hold back any longer, and directly smashed the jar: "Ah! Yes! It's exactly what you think! So what! Ah?!"

"Eh...cough cough...I mean..."

Heiyang saw Hongli's angry look about to blow up, smiled, and comforted him softly, "Actually, I think it's okay, it's not too small..."

"real?!"

Hongli raised her head abruptly, and then came to her senses in an instant, her eyes dimmed: "Bah! I want you to take care of it!"

"Why can't I control it!"

Hei Yang looked unhappy.

"Ah, it seems to be..."

Hongli nodded subconsciously, her whole body froze suddenly: "What the hell, what the hell... Hehe, you're going to piss me off!"

"Ahem, calm down."

Hei Yang tried to even out the twitching of the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't hold it back: "Well, I'm serious, you are like this, um, it's pretty good, it's really okay..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Do you think I'll be happy when I hear you say that? Go ahead and dream!"

Hongli directly covered her ears and closed her eyes: "Don't mention it any more, this topic is over!"

"Ah, let's go."

Heiyang curled his lips, looked at Hongli, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, I still feel uncomfortable through the screen, I still want to see you break the defense in front of me, it will be more successful sense."

"Oh, if I were in front of you, I would poke a hole in your head right now."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "You only have a screen to protect you, so you can dance with me here."

"Tch, the fire thinks that the bottom of the pot is protecting the water."

Hei Yang did not show any weakness: "If you don't accept the reality, let's touch it."

"Then I can't go out."

Hong Li snorted softly: "Wait until the seal is lifted, I have to show you some color after the seal is lifted."

"Wait and see."

Heiyang replied, and his consciousness left Hu Tiantu. At the same time, a strange light suddenly flashed in the eyes of a young man with a dazed expression. He looked at the seven people around him, nodded to each other, and walked outside.

"For a group of Qi Refining Periods, it's still a bit difficult to arrange for the remaining five Foundation Establishment Periods."

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Hongli analyzed casually: "So, next is to arrange other Qi refining periods?"

"Hey, you still understand me."

Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "These disciples in the Qi refining period also have their own social circles on weekdays, so it's easier to do it.

First, Qi refining surrounds the foundation building, and then arranges these three golden elixirs.

Heh, do something to me, no one can escape. "

[Red Glass Teleports to Destroy Mushrooms*1]

[Hongli: Fire support from a good brother. 】

[Hong Li: If you crash the game, just put the mushrooms and teleport, and let my sister protect you. 】

[Heiyang has received]

[Hei Yang: Thank you Xiaoli for the bomb!Crash?Must not be able to! 】

[Hei Yang: Let me show you what it means to be as stable as an old dog! 】

[Hongli: Cough cough, I have seen the "dog" many times, you don't need to demonstrate it to me again. 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

"Hey, let me tell you, I only told you about this..."

"What, mysterious..."

"Oh, don't you know when you come? Can I still harm you?"

"That's not the case, I can still trust your character..."

A disciple in the qi refining period walked forward with his old friend while talking nonsense: "I said, is this getting more and more remote?"

"Nonsense, what's the secret if it's not remote enough?"

The disciple who led the way said indifferently: "Whether love will come or not, really, I have never seen a guy like you. This is the first time I have seen you benefiting others, and I have to beg you to go. It's outrageous!"

"Hey, you, don't mind."

After being scolded for a while, the disciple at the back felt relieved and apologized with a smile: "I'm not, I've been a little nervous recently!"

"makes sense."

The disciple who led the way suddenly stopped, sighed, and looked at the disciple behind: "I hope you are not allergic to other things."

"what?"

The disciple behind was stunned for a moment, suddenly having an ominous premonition in his heart, subconsciously stepped back two steps, but bumped into a solid chest.

"Ah this..."

The disciple turned his head stiffly. Behind him, seven big men were looking at him with their arms folded.

"what---"

The screams stopped abruptly, and under the shadow of the night sky, the inner demon quietly entered the body.

"It's you this time."

"Ok!"

"..."

"Huh? Why are you being so secretive?"

"Hey, come on, you'll know when you come!"

(End of this chapter)