So lazy, how can you become a fairy
Chapter 180 The carp king made a water splash, and the wild Gyarados fell!
Chapter 180 The carp king made a water splash, and the wild Gyarados fell!
"Teng!"
The Lingshi headlight suddenly shone on Lu Jiu's face, making his eyes shine brightly.
"boom!"
Ding Bu slammed the table with a serious voice: "Say! Why has it been so long and there is no progress!"
"Ah, that, I..."
Sweat dripped from Lu Jiu's forehead, and he looked at Duanmu Qiaofeng as if asking for help: "Senior Sister, help me explain to Senior Brother!"
"what……"
Duanmu Qiaofeng covered her mouth, yawned big, and burst into tears involuntarily: "What's the explanation, my sister is in a bad mood these days, and I don't have time to talk to you.
Hurry up, what have you done these days, hurry up and tell your senior brother... ha... ow... hurry up and explain to your senior brother, otherwise, you will be punished according to the school rules. "
"Ah, the gate rules punish, don't..."
Lu Jiu's voice was a little trembling, the so-called door regulation punishment, there are many clever names, but there is almost only one punishment method - punishment to cut luck.
That's right, those who are punished need to contribute their luck. Before, it was contributed to the sect, but now, it is dedicated to these two senior brothers and sisters...
One must know that Tianmen's many magic arts are powerful, but almost all of them use luck. If luck is not enough, just mobilizing spiritual energy, he will not have one in ten of his strength!
Not to mention, after losing luck, the whole person's future fortune will also be reduced, it will be more difficult to advance to the realm, and there may be disasters...
Why were there strict rules and regulations before the Tianmen Gate?
Isn't there a rule that says that the whistleblower who pointed out the fault of others can get [-]% of the luck cut off by the punished person, which is much easier than going out to hunt for luck!
The entire sect is like a hunting ground for bounty hunters, they are always careful about this and that, every day is full of infernal affairs.
Maybe that's why they have cultivated the excellent anti-reconnaissance methods of the Tianmen people, so they have been concealed for so long without being discovered.
But in the same way, don't even think about the unity between the sects. Either everyone will cooperate temporarily, or they will live their own lives. The atmosphere is very tense.
It seems that the reason why the sect's sect was leaked at the beginning was because a certain elder used his power for personal gain, took a fancy to a certain lucky disciple, and wanted to find a reason to punish him and rob him of his luck.
Unexpectedly, the plan that was originally foolproof, but because the disciple exploded on the spot, yelled slogans, don't bully the young and poor, and directly killed the elders and betrayed the sect, the last series of pulls finally made things worse...
Of course, as for the specific reason, even Lu Jiu's Jindan period is not very clear, what he heard is mostly rumors, and the real situation can't be deduced at all.
But he doesn't need to know too much, he just needs to know that he won't explode.
Lu Jiu nodded resolutely to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry for the trust of senior brother, but, according to the reports of the disciples sent over, there have been elders from the Five Elements Sect going to inspect the houses in the family area to confirm their safety, then I am serious There is no way at all!
Think about it, with our current scale of strength, if we face the Five Elements Sect head-on, we can almost only escape! "
"Well, that's true..."
Ding Bu nodded, restraining his anger a little bit, but still had a gloomy face: "But it's not that you are asked to catch the disciples of the Five Elements Sect, but just an ordinary mortal with a family, something like an ant, you have to spend so much time? "
"But it's only been eight days!"
"One week, isn't that long enough!"
Ding Bu said angrily: "If you count Tianmen Jindan period, even ordinary people would be timid, so don't you think it will take another year?
Or in other words, no one lives there at all, and you are simply being lazy? ! "
"There are indeed people living there, senior brother must not wrong me for this!"
Lu Jiu anxiously explained: "It's just that the disciples said that the other party was very cautious and didn't reveal any information about themselves at all!"
"Hmph, how is this possible!"
Ding Bu snorted coldly, with a look of disbelief: "Even if you don't know the other person's name, birthday or other things, can't you still see the other person's appearance and gender from a distance?
Combined with the location and the other party's interpersonal relationship, isn't it easy to calculate the other party's information? "
"This one……"
Lu Jiu almost lowered his head under the table: "The disciples said that they couldn't see that guy's appearance and gender..."
Ding Bu: "???"
"No, I said..."
Ding Bu laughed angrily: "How the hell do you know there is someone in there, but you tell me that it's fine if you don't know what their parents look like, and you don't know their gender. How do you come to the conclusion that there are people in there? Did you dream about it?" ?”
"No, the disciples said..."
Lu Jiu squatted under the chair, beeping softly: "That guy, his whole body is covered by black shadows, only his eyes and mouth can be seen vaguely, his voice is even more indistinguishable, and he occasionally shows a weird smile..."
"You can't even see people's faces clearly, and you still have a weird smile?!"
"This is all..."
Lu Jiu felt aggrieved and said, "It's all from the disciples, and I even questioned them separately, and all I got was this kind of result. It can't be that they are colluding with each other, can they?"
"This is impossible!"
Ding Bu snorted coldly: "My disciples will never be lazy, don't push responsibility outside!"
"Don't look at me, I don't know anything."
Duanmu Qiaofeng was about to lay down on the table: "Well, I'm so sleepy, what's the matter recently, I can't keep up my spirits, probably because of lack of luck...
Well, junior brother, just admit that you are not serious about your work, senior sister, yawn now... I miss your luck so much! "
"No no, it's impossible!"
Lu Jiu quickly waved his hand, and suddenly said loudly: "I see, it must be that Hei Xiaolong was worried about his family and gave him some spiritual weapon to cover up his figure. After all, the other party is now the elder of the water minister of the Five Elements Sect. It is normal for him to be richer. !"
"I don't care if it's there or not."
Ding Bu waved his hand, stretched out a finger, and issued an ultimatum: "One day, twenty-four hours, this is your deadline, if you still can't catch that guy, just serve him directly!"
"But……"
"There is no but, it must be done! To avoid long nights and dreams, and accidents in rebirth!"
"Okay... well..."
Lu Jiu lowered his head and sighed.
If it wasn't necessary, he really didn't want to do it himself, after all, that was the territory of the Five Elements Sect.
But looking at the situation, it's impossible not to go...
……
"One hundred victories, seven losses is a failure."
Hongli muttered, and slowly walked into the martial arts hall, but, today's martial arts hall seems a bit quiet?
"Ok?"
Hong Li frowned, raised her head and looked to the left and right, only to see a disciple of the Five Elements Sect exuding a powerful aura staring at her covetously.
Not only the disciples of the Fire Department, but also the Five Elements and the Five Departments seem to be there, and all of them are in the foundation building stage!
"its not right……"
Hong Li muttered to herself: "Where are the parallel importers who usually watch the excitement, why are they gone?"
"Have you heard?"
"That's right, is that a genius disciple who reached the Foundation Establishment Stage in one year..."
"It's been less than a year, and she only officially started in February this year!"
"I heard that I'm only seventeen years old this year, tsk tsk, people really can't be compared!"
"A cute little girl, you won't cry when you lose..."
"I like watching little girls cry the most, hehehe..."
"Fuck, what kind of pervert are you, ah, it's you, senior sister, I didn't say anything just now hahaha..."
"Don't worry about her, the elder has an order, as long as you can win her, the benefits will be great, ten high-grade spirit stones will work!"
"Brother, your accent is a bit strange..."
"Don't care about those details, who will be the first to challenge?"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
"Climb, your cultivation is not enough!"
"Nonsense, didn't the elder say that you can challenge the foundation building stage up?"
"But everyone is on the third floor of the foundation building stage, and you are only on the first floor. The elder also said that if you deliberately give away the head, you will look good!"
"Ah, that's senior brother, you first..."
"Being targeted, right? Is there a reward?"
Hongli looked displeased, Xiaohuo leaned out from her arms, and suddenly looked at the very conspicuous little Lantou in the crowd: "Mom, look, it's Aunt Xingyun!"
"Master—sister—"
Xingyun was bouncing and shouting, with Little Quack on his shoulder and a sign in his hand.
【Red Glass!must win! 】
And behind Xingyun, there is her supporting group.
"Come on! Revive the glory of the new disciple!"
"That's right, let these hometowns...cough cough, senior brothers and sisters show the strength of us juniors!"
"That's right, beat them hard, you must hit their faces!"
"The world's bitter old disciples have been deceived and abducted for a long time, and today we will rise up!"
"..."
"It does not make sense……"
Hongli couldn't help curling her lips: "I'm just hanging out, I don't want to be so passionate, it's embarrassing...
And Sister Xiaoqi, when did she sneak in..."
"Mom, I'm going to find them, don't bother you!"
"Ah, whatever you want."
Hongli let out a long breath, pulled out the spear behind her, looked at the people in front of her, and hummed softly.
"It's about me, so don't blame me.
For the sake of your cooperation, I originally wanted to take a month to solve it slowly, but now I just let it end in one day! "
[Your contract object (Hong Li) has successfully advanced the skill Insidious Backstab (Blue) to Supernatural Instant Kill (Purple), which has been synchronized. 】
[Your contract object (Hongli) has successfully advanced to the fourth floor of foundation building, and the realm has been synchronized. 】
……
"This yard...is a bit foggy..."
Surrounded by the disciples of Suan Tianmen, Lu Jiu quietly landed in the yard without stirring up any dust.
"Hu Tiantu, Hu Tian'en, Xuan Yi and Xuan Er, the four of you will act together with me, and the others will spread out and search like a carpet. Find that guy and capture him alive!"
"Yes!" *n
"Oh, catch it within a day, right..."
The sound transmission from the disciples came in his mind, and the corner of Lu Jiu's mouth curled up: "This mist can even shield the spiritual power, and there are quite a lot of treasures.
But unfortunately, I have already checked, and now there is no elder of the Five Elements Sect nearby.
No matter how many treasures that Hei Xiaolong left for you, if I directly lead people to surround you, what are you going to fight with me? "
"yes……"
In the mist, Heiyang stood on top of the giant copper snake, looking at the resentful souls in all directions around him, and the disciples of Suantianmen whose expressions became dull in the gray mist, the corners of their mouths curled up: "What's wrong with the golden core stage, I'll take it directly People surround you, what do you use to fight me?"
……
"I'll meet you!"
A disciple of the Five Elements Sect at the Seventh Stage of Foundation Establishment jumped into the ring: "Junior Sister, it's not that Senior Brother looks down on you, your talent is terrifying, but we have a full hundred masters here, how do you fight?
Presumably you can also see that the elder never thought of letting you win.
In this case, how about letting senior brother get those ten high-grade spirit stones?I promise, three of you..."
"Whoosh!"
"Crack!"
The brother was shot and flew out of the ring.
"next."
Hongli stood up straight with her gun in her hand, looked disdainfully at her surroundings, and snorted coldly: "Are there so many people?"
……
"Sorry, but it's great to have a lot of people."
Hei Yang held the sword and looked down, the other side spread, and the gray mist slowly infiltrated and eroded the golden luck accumulated on Lu Jiu's head.
……
"I'll be the next one!"
……
"Be good and wait for me to catch you back..."
……
Hong Li and Hei Yang: "This will get rid of you!"
(End of this chapter)
"Teng!"
The Lingshi headlight suddenly shone on Lu Jiu's face, making his eyes shine brightly.
"boom!"
Ding Bu slammed the table with a serious voice: "Say! Why has it been so long and there is no progress!"
"Ah, that, I..."
Sweat dripped from Lu Jiu's forehead, and he looked at Duanmu Qiaofeng as if asking for help: "Senior Sister, help me explain to Senior Brother!"
"what……"
Duanmu Qiaofeng covered her mouth, yawned big, and burst into tears involuntarily: "What's the explanation, my sister is in a bad mood these days, and I don't have time to talk to you.
Hurry up, what have you done these days, hurry up and tell your senior brother... ha... ow... hurry up and explain to your senior brother, otherwise, you will be punished according to the school rules. "
"Ah, the gate rules punish, don't..."
Lu Jiu's voice was a little trembling, the so-called door regulation punishment, there are many clever names, but there is almost only one punishment method - punishment to cut luck.
That's right, those who are punished need to contribute their luck. Before, it was contributed to the sect, but now, it is dedicated to these two senior brothers and sisters...
One must know that Tianmen's many magic arts are powerful, but almost all of them use luck. If luck is not enough, just mobilizing spiritual energy, he will not have one in ten of his strength!
Not to mention, after losing luck, the whole person's future fortune will also be reduced, it will be more difficult to advance to the realm, and there may be disasters...
Why were there strict rules and regulations before the Tianmen Gate?
Isn't there a rule that says that the whistleblower who pointed out the fault of others can get [-]% of the luck cut off by the punished person, which is much easier than going out to hunt for luck!
The entire sect is like a hunting ground for bounty hunters, they are always careful about this and that, every day is full of infernal affairs.
Maybe that's why they have cultivated the excellent anti-reconnaissance methods of the Tianmen people, so they have been concealed for so long without being discovered.
But in the same way, don't even think about the unity between the sects. Either everyone will cooperate temporarily, or they will live their own lives. The atmosphere is very tense.
It seems that the reason why the sect's sect was leaked at the beginning was because a certain elder used his power for personal gain, took a fancy to a certain lucky disciple, and wanted to find a reason to punish him and rob him of his luck.
Unexpectedly, the plan that was originally foolproof, but because the disciple exploded on the spot, yelled slogans, don't bully the young and poor, and directly killed the elders and betrayed the sect, the last series of pulls finally made things worse...
Of course, as for the specific reason, even Lu Jiu's Jindan period is not very clear, what he heard is mostly rumors, and the real situation can't be deduced at all.
But he doesn't need to know too much, he just needs to know that he won't explode.
Lu Jiu nodded resolutely to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry for the trust of senior brother, but, according to the reports of the disciples sent over, there have been elders from the Five Elements Sect going to inspect the houses in the family area to confirm their safety, then I am serious There is no way at all!
Think about it, with our current scale of strength, if we face the Five Elements Sect head-on, we can almost only escape! "
"Well, that's true..."
Ding Bu nodded, restraining his anger a little bit, but still had a gloomy face: "But it's not that you are asked to catch the disciples of the Five Elements Sect, but just an ordinary mortal with a family, something like an ant, you have to spend so much time? "
"But it's only been eight days!"
"One week, isn't that long enough!"
Ding Bu said angrily: "If you count Tianmen Jindan period, even ordinary people would be timid, so don't you think it will take another year?
Or in other words, no one lives there at all, and you are simply being lazy? ! "
"There are indeed people living there, senior brother must not wrong me for this!"
Lu Jiu anxiously explained: "It's just that the disciples said that the other party was very cautious and didn't reveal any information about themselves at all!"
"Hmph, how is this possible!"
Ding Bu snorted coldly, with a look of disbelief: "Even if you don't know the other person's name, birthday or other things, can't you still see the other person's appearance and gender from a distance?
Combined with the location and the other party's interpersonal relationship, isn't it easy to calculate the other party's information? "
"This one……"
Lu Jiu almost lowered his head under the table: "The disciples said that they couldn't see that guy's appearance and gender..."
Ding Bu: "???"
"No, I said..."
Ding Bu laughed angrily: "How the hell do you know there is someone in there, but you tell me that it's fine if you don't know what their parents look like, and you don't know their gender. How do you come to the conclusion that there are people in there? Did you dream about it?" ?”
"No, the disciples said..."
Lu Jiu squatted under the chair, beeping softly: "That guy, his whole body is covered by black shadows, only his eyes and mouth can be seen vaguely, his voice is even more indistinguishable, and he occasionally shows a weird smile..."
"You can't even see people's faces clearly, and you still have a weird smile?!"
"This is all..."
Lu Jiu felt aggrieved and said, "It's all from the disciples, and I even questioned them separately, and all I got was this kind of result. It can't be that they are colluding with each other, can they?"
"This is impossible!"
Ding Bu snorted coldly: "My disciples will never be lazy, don't push responsibility outside!"
"Don't look at me, I don't know anything."
Duanmu Qiaofeng was about to lay down on the table: "Well, I'm so sleepy, what's the matter recently, I can't keep up my spirits, probably because of lack of luck...
Well, junior brother, just admit that you are not serious about your work, senior sister, yawn now... I miss your luck so much! "
"No no, it's impossible!"
Lu Jiu quickly waved his hand, and suddenly said loudly: "I see, it must be that Hei Xiaolong was worried about his family and gave him some spiritual weapon to cover up his figure. After all, the other party is now the elder of the water minister of the Five Elements Sect. It is normal for him to be richer. !"
"I don't care if it's there or not."
Ding Bu waved his hand, stretched out a finger, and issued an ultimatum: "One day, twenty-four hours, this is your deadline, if you still can't catch that guy, just serve him directly!"
"But……"
"There is no but, it must be done! To avoid long nights and dreams, and accidents in rebirth!"
"Okay... well..."
Lu Jiu lowered his head and sighed.
If it wasn't necessary, he really didn't want to do it himself, after all, that was the territory of the Five Elements Sect.
But looking at the situation, it's impossible not to go...
……
"One hundred victories, seven losses is a failure."
Hongli muttered, and slowly walked into the martial arts hall, but, today's martial arts hall seems a bit quiet?
"Ok?"
Hong Li frowned, raised her head and looked to the left and right, only to see a disciple of the Five Elements Sect exuding a powerful aura staring at her covetously.
Not only the disciples of the Fire Department, but also the Five Elements and the Five Departments seem to be there, and all of them are in the foundation building stage!
"its not right……"
Hong Li muttered to herself: "Where are the parallel importers who usually watch the excitement, why are they gone?"
"Have you heard?"
"That's right, is that a genius disciple who reached the Foundation Establishment Stage in one year..."
"It's been less than a year, and she only officially started in February this year!"
"I heard that I'm only seventeen years old this year, tsk tsk, people really can't be compared!"
"A cute little girl, you won't cry when you lose..."
"I like watching little girls cry the most, hehehe..."
"Fuck, what kind of pervert are you, ah, it's you, senior sister, I didn't say anything just now hahaha..."
"Don't worry about her, the elder has an order, as long as you can win her, the benefits will be great, ten high-grade spirit stones will work!"
"Brother, your accent is a bit strange..."
"Don't care about those details, who will be the first to challenge?"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
"Climb, your cultivation is not enough!"
"Nonsense, didn't the elder say that you can challenge the foundation building stage up?"
"But everyone is on the third floor of the foundation building stage, and you are only on the first floor. The elder also said that if you deliberately give away the head, you will look good!"
"Ah, that's senior brother, you first..."
"Being targeted, right? Is there a reward?"
Hongli looked displeased, Xiaohuo leaned out from her arms, and suddenly looked at the very conspicuous little Lantou in the crowd: "Mom, look, it's Aunt Xingyun!"
"Master—sister—"
Xingyun was bouncing and shouting, with Little Quack on his shoulder and a sign in his hand.
【Red Glass!must win! 】
And behind Xingyun, there is her supporting group.
"Come on! Revive the glory of the new disciple!"
"That's right, let these hometowns...cough cough, senior brothers and sisters show the strength of us juniors!"
"That's right, beat them hard, you must hit their faces!"
"The world's bitter old disciples have been deceived and abducted for a long time, and today we will rise up!"
"..."
"It does not make sense……"
Hongli couldn't help curling her lips: "I'm just hanging out, I don't want to be so passionate, it's embarrassing...
And Sister Xiaoqi, when did she sneak in..."
"Mom, I'm going to find them, don't bother you!"
"Ah, whatever you want."
Hongli let out a long breath, pulled out the spear behind her, looked at the people in front of her, and hummed softly.
"It's about me, so don't blame me.
For the sake of your cooperation, I originally wanted to take a month to solve it slowly, but now I just let it end in one day! "
[Your contract object (Hong Li) has successfully advanced the skill Insidious Backstab (Blue) to Supernatural Instant Kill (Purple), which has been synchronized. 】
[Your contract object (Hongli) has successfully advanced to the fourth floor of foundation building, and the realm has been synchronized. 】
……
"This yard...is a bit foggy..."
Surrounded by the disciples of Suan Tianmen, Lu Jiu quietly landed in the yard without stirring up any dust.
"Hu Tiantu, Hu Tian'en, Xuan Yi and Xuan Er, the four of you will act together with me, and the others will spread out and search like a carpet. Find that guy and capture him alive!"
"Yes!" *n
"Oh, catch it within a day, right..."
The sound transmission from the disciples came in his mind, and the corner of Lu Jiu's mouth curled up: "This mist can even shield the spiritual power, and there are quite a lot of treasures.
But unfortunately, I have already checked, and now there is no elder of the Five Elements Sect nearby.
No matter how many treasures that Hei Xiaolong left for you, if I directly lead people to surround you, what are you going to fight with me? "
"yes……"
In the mist, Heiyang stood on top of the giant copper snake, looking at the resentful souls in all directions around him, and the disciples of Suantianmen whose expressions became dull in the gray mist, the corners of their mouths curled up: "What's wrong with the golden core stage, I'll take it directly People surround you, what do you use to fight me?"
……
"I'll meet you!"
A disciple of the Five Elements Sect at the Seventh Stage of Foundation Establishment jumped into the ring: "Junior Sister, it's not that Senior Brother looks down on you, your talent is terrifying, but we have a full hundred masters here, how do you fight?
Presumably you can also see that the elder never thought of letting you win.
In this case, how about letting senior brother get those ten high-grade spirit stones?I promise, three of you..."
"Whoosh!"
"Crack!"
The brother was shot and flew out of the ring.
"next."
Hongli stood up straight with her gun in her hand, looked disdainfully at her surroundings, and snorted coldly: "Are there so many people?"
……
"Sorry, but it's great to have a lot of people."
Hei Yang held the sword and looked down, the other side spread, and the gray mist slowly infiltrated and eroded the golden luck accumulated on Lu Jiu's head.
……
"I'll be the next one!"
……
"Be good and wait for me to catch you back..."
……
Hong Li and Hei Yang: "This will get rid of you!"
(End of this chapter)
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