So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 19 Whoever goes to immortal cultivation is a dog!
"Huh, it's finally clean."

Hei Yang moved his wrists and looked at the razed tomb in front of him. His whole body was a little refreshed, and he felt that the mountain pressing on his chest was finally removed.

"The annoying thing has finally disappeared!"

Hongli stretched her waist and propped up her clothes: "Everyone goes back to their own homes, and each one finds their own mother."

"go back?"

Hei Yang snorted softly: "I figured it out, the house must be crowded with all kinds of relatives and friends at this time, and if I go back now, I will definitely be caught and questioned."

"Uh……"

Imagining that picture, Hongli couldn't help shivering, with a funny expression on her face: "It makes sense, then where can we go?"

"Well, a restaurant?"

Hei Yang asked tentatively.

"No, the name has been changed to Xianlai Tavern, which declares the end of my youth."

Hongli snorted softly: "Moreover, our seat was also sat by that weasel, which is really bad luck!"

"Then where are you going to be lazy?"

Hei Yang spread his hands: "I can't just sit on this grave, right?"

"Hey, hey, pay attention to your words, what is a grave, whose grave is it?"

Hongli showed the eyes of the dead fish and pointed to the side: "Isn't this an ordinary open space, it has never been used as a tomb, remember!"

"Indeed, I made a mistake!"

Hei Yang nodded earnestly, but the inscription on the grave head could not help but appear in his mind, he couldn't help but say, "Well, they want to bury us together."

"Huh? And then what?"

Hongli suddenly turned her head and squinted at Hei Yang: "What do you mean?"

"Uh, it's... as they say..."

Heiyang pointed to Hongli, then pointed to himself, and said suspiciously: "The two of us really look like what they said, how good is our relationship?

They all treat us as a couple. "

"How do I know that kind of thing?"

Hongli said impatiently, "I've never been in a relationship, so how could I know what's going on, it's inexplicable!"

"Uh, that makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded and stopped discussing this topic: "Speaking of which, the so-called immortal chief is fake, doesn't it mean that the option of apprenticeship is simply gone.

After going around in a circle, I feel that I have returned to the starting point, and there is no progress. "

"It's gone, it's gone."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Anyway, we didn't even think about going to practice seriously, and we were all ready to let go of the spirit chicken.

Well now, isn’t this situation just right for us, we don’t need to be forced to practice. "

"That's right..."

Hei Yang sighed: "But if we can't set foot on the path of cultivation, don't we really have to be mortals for a lifetime, and before we can enjoy the beauty of life, we will lie in a coffin..."

"Ah, yes, just like ordinary people."

Hongli looked at the sky and murmured: "Just, ordinary childhood, ordinary growth, ordinary knots... ahhh...

In short, it is the life of an ordinary person. If you think about it carefully, there is nothing bad, right? "

"you're lying."

Hei Yang ruthlessly exposed: "You don't think so at all."

"Hey, do you want to be so sharp!"

Hongli said angrily: "You look like you know me very well, it's really annoying, how can you see that I'm lying at a glance, do I want to lose face?"

"That can't be helped, it's too familiar, you can hardly hide anything in front of me, like you're not wearing clothes..."

"Hey! Can you stop saying such things!"

Hongli took a deep breath: "Anyway, you sometimes treat me like a girl, that's rude!"

"Sorry, after so many years, the body's instinctive memory has been formed, just like subconsciously shrinking hands after being scalded by hot water..."

"Don't add so many strange things to your instincts, when did you quietly carry out a human evolution!"

"Aren't you the same?"

Hei Yang smiled contemptuously, Xian Xiang Hongli: "I'm telling a lie now, do you dare to say that you can't tell right away?"

"Well, that's different!"

"What's the difference?"

"Your lying skills are so poor that everyone can see it!"

"Ah yes yes yes, you continue to quibble, I'm listening."

"Whoever makes a quibble, I say it's different, it's different!"

"Huh, it's starting to be unreasonable, isn't it, a large-scale double-standard scene?"

"What are you..."

Hongli gritted her teeth: "Dog things want to fight, right?"

"Hey, mere red glass, it can be destroyed with a flick of a finger."

"Grass! (a plant)"

Hongli took a deep breath, calmed down, and looked at Heiyang: "Hey, if you don't set foot on the cultivation path, will you stay in the Five Colors City forever?"

"what?"

Hei Yang replied casually: "It must be, it's so dangerous outside, if I can, I don't even want to leave the house, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Hongli nodded: "That is to say, I can watch you slowly die of old age, and appreciate your desperate expression as you step toward death step by step.

Hmph, don't say that you are not afraid of death, don't think that I don't know, although I don't know the reason, but you are actually most afraid of death!
If I think about it like this, when I die of old age, someone is even more afraid, and my mood suddenly relaxes a lot. "

"What are you...don't talk if you can't talk!"

Heiyang's forehead burst with blue veins: "How do you know that you will definitely live longer than me?
If you die of old age first, then I will go directly to your grave to dance square dance! "

"What is square dancing?"

"A mysterious ritual that needs to be performed after getting old."

"The Riddler gets out of the city of five colors!"

Hongli snorted coldly, and said disdainfully, "Heiyang, who wants to live longer than me, is really over his head!"

"Hey, where did you get your inexplicable self-confidence, what if you have someone in the underworld?"

"I see that you are quite the underworld!"

"Oh, each other."

"You're still not convinced?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Would you like to compare?"

"Longer than who?"

"Hmm, dare you!"

"Oh, am I afraid of you?"

Hei Yang sneered: "You have to know who you are challenging, don't cry if you lose!"

"Good guy, if I lose, I'll lie in the coffin and cry, right?"

"Well, that makes sense."

Hei Yang suddenly reacted: "Then what's the point of this game, whoever loses will simply escape punishment!"

"Whoever loses, whoever loses will be punished by being danced on the grave!"

"No, no, there's no joy in winning. After all, you're buried in the ground, so you can't call me [-] by cheating your corpse."

"There are a lot of reasons why."

Hongli looked at Heiyang suspiciously: "I said, you are not afraid to compare, right?"

"Provoke me?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "My dear, I will eat this one. Okay, let's compare, I will be afraid of you?"

"That's a deal?"

"That's a deal!"

The boy and girl folded their hands together and shouted in unison, "Good brothers, let's go together, whoever goes to immortal cultivation is a dog!"

"Miss, ma'am!"

The servant of the Hong family ran over, out of breath: "Old, sir, he is looking for you!"

"what?"

Hongli's hand was still held by Heiyang, and when she saw someone coming, she subconsciously took it back as if she was electrocuted: "What, what's wrong, they don't know I'm digging a grave?"

"No, no!"

The servant slowed down and said shocking news: "Eldest Young Master Hong Butian, your cousin, the one who is going to the Five Elements Sect, suddenly, suddenly, lost all his martial arts skills and became a crippled person. !"

"Ah, what does that have to do with me, wait..."

Hongli's expression froze: "Shouldn't it be..."

"Yup!"

The servant said excitedly: "The eldest young master is definitely not going to make it, and apart from the eldest young master, you are the most talented of the younger generation of our Hong family, and you have the experience of debunking the demons.

Therefore, the elders in the family are ready to give this opportunity to worship to you, Miss!

Hey, miss, are you so happy and excited? I was shocked when I first heard the news! "

"Ah this, ah this, ah this..."

Hongli Man was dumbfounded: "I'm also frightened, this, this is unreasonable!"

"Good guy, I'm direct good guy."

Hei Yang's expression was very exciting, he glanced at Hongli, and then at the servant, he couldn't help laughing: "By the way, this is the person who broke in suddenly when we were talking last time.

Tsk tsk, your superb slapping skills, this is just the right time to slap the face.

Well, how should I put it, I think a talent like you should have a serious name! "

“草！（脏话）”

Hongli snapped back to her senses: "I'm still talking sarcastic words there, Heiyang will find a way to save me!"

(End of this chapter)