So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 275 I Almost Died of Thirst with a Pot of Boiled Water on the Table Less than Three Meters from Me
"nailed it?"

The moment Hei Yang appeared in the room, Hong Li had already noticed it.

She looked at her boyfriend, who hummed.

"The other party is still relatively easy to talk to."

Hei Yang sat down opposite Hong Li and Hong Qiao, nodding affirmatively.

"Everyone communicated politely, and it's all right now."

"Is that so..."

Hongli frowned, knowing everything.

"what happened?"

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Qiao, who was not in a high mood. Although he already had a general understanding, he still wanted to pay more attention to it.

"There's nothing you can't say."

"Well, let me tell you."

Hongli waved her hands helplessly, and explained the words to Heiyang clearly in a few words.

"That's it."

Hong Li reluctantly turned to Hong Qiao.

"I'm talking about sister, how can I say this, I have no sense of substitution at all, I don't know how to guide you..."

"or……"

Hongli beeped softly: "Shall I brainwash you?"

Red Joe: "???"

"Uh……"

Hongli explained in a weak tone.

"That's right, you know, soul search, puppet art and so on!

Just, the character is still your character, so I will help you guide your attitude about this matter a little, so that you won't be upset!

Think about it, psychological counseling is essentially hypnosis and brainwashing...

Well, I still have a channel here to connect you with an amnestic expert, a spoonful of... ah! "

"Black Sun!"

Hongli covered her head, and looked at Heiyang angrily: "Why hit me on the head!"

"Then who told you to talk nonsense to scare other people's children?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, looked at Hong Qiao, who was full of question marks, and comforted him: "Don't listen to your sister's gossip, because psychological counseling is not what she said.

Well, your problem is actually very common, and many children at your age will have this kind of confusion. "

"Qiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "You can go ahead."

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh, the anxiety in this child has been withdrawn, and now it is the part of her.

"How should I put it, I actually understand a little bit..."

Hei Yang replied with a smile: "At least I understand better than Mou Li, um, a long illness has become a good doctor!"

"Eh?"

Hong Li turned her head to look at Hei Yang, blinked her eyes, and knew that he was talking about another world.

And she, who already knew Heiyang's past very well, could probably guess it after hearing this.

I heard that anxiety in that world is more common, saying that this is an emotion that can be sold for profit...

"Actually, it's just that I have suffered less and been beaten, and I have been smooth sailing since I was a child, and my ability to resist setbacks is not enough..."

Hei Yang sighed, thinking that when he was at the top of the grades, he couldn't improve his grades for a while, and it wasn't even a big exam, and the result gave him a feeling that the sky was falling.

"But no one can go smoothly. When I was a child, I was too comfortable. When encountering hurdles, people may be ruined..."

"Bullshit!"

Hongli couldn't help saying: "I was not at ease when I was a child? How come I don't have such troubles?"

"what?"

Heiyang turned to look at Hongli with a puzzled expression.

"You, haven't you already been abolished by me?

Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, why are you so anxious?Join in the fun! "

Hongli: "..."

[Hongli: You are dead. 】

[Hei Yang: Oh. 】

[Hongli: You are already dead. 】

[Hei Yang: Oh. 】

[Hongli: Wait for me! 】

[Hei Yang: Looking forward to it. 】

【Hongli: What the hell are you...】

"Uh, Brother Heiyang, so..."

Hong Qiao sneaked a glance at Hei Yang's sister who suddenly gritted her teeth and stared at Hei Yang's sister, laughed a few times, pretended she didn't see anything, and tried to ask Brother Hei Yang, who seemed to be a professional, for advice.

"In that case, shouldn't I be beaten more? Frustrated or something?"

Hong Qiao stretched out her finger: "Just like Brother Heiyang, you and your sister spent nearly a month in the wild under the cliff in order to save us!

That kind of training and setbacks should be able to make people grow easily! "

"Ah, let's talk about the cliff!"

Hongli's expression froze, and she complained speechlessly: "It's not easy to grow, it's easy to reach the end in one step."

"Uh, that's not what I mean, it's probably a little bit of a crime to blame yourself..."

Heiyang helplessly supported his forehead, his palm slipped down, and looked at Hong Qiao with his chin resting on his shoulders.

"In the final analysis, my own shortcomings, coupled with the care of my family, the contradiction between wanting to do well and not doing well, is it right?"

"Well, it should be..."

Hong Qiao hesitated, a little unsure, but nodded.

"During this time, I was obviously depressed. After my parents noticed it, they even temporarily left their jobs to accompany me...

Just, I don't think they are annoying, nor is it for any other reason, but because of my hypocrisy, it even affects the normal work of my parents, and I feel that I am too sorry for them. "

"The more your family cares about you, the more pressure you will have."

Hei Yang concluded: "Is that what you mean?"

"Um...ah no, no, I'm not blaming them or anything, just, just..."

Hong Qiao said in a low voice: "Parents hope that I will look away earlier and return to the original, and I also want to be like before.

But words like "recover as soon as possible" and "get over it quickly" always make me feel like there is a countdown in my head, as if I have to adjust my emotions within the specified time, otherwise I will cause trouble for my parents..."

"Feel sorry for them?"

Heiyang answered tentatively.

"Ah."

Hong Qiao nodded emotionally.

"Understood! I know how to solve it!"

Hongli raised her hand and replied: "Let your uncle and aunt hang you up to the house to smoke a few more times, and you won't feel sorry for them... Aww!"

"Black Sun!"

Hongli turned her head angrily and shouted, "Hit me again!"

"Ah."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "Can I hang you up from the house and smoke a few times?"

"whispering sound."

Hongli curled her lips: "I'm just giving you an example. If you have the ability, you smoke. I don't believe you can do it..."

"did you see it?"

Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li, turned to look at Hong Qiao and said, "You have to learn from your sister this kind of attitude of being favored and confident. Well, learning one-fifth of it is probably enough to solve your current anxiety."

"Breakthrough."

Hong Li curled her lips unhappily, and looked at Hong Qiao.

"Don't listen to him, Heiyang is a man who has a lot of private goods in his words.

If you listen to him all, you will be wronged every year! "

"No matter how good others say, they are just suggestions and guidance. In the end, you still need to try to get out of psychological problems, and treat it as a test!"

Hong Li put both hands on Hong Qiao's shoulders, and said with a serious face: "Too much preaching will be annoying, brothers and sisters don't have much to say.

What I can tell you is, go ahead and wait until you really lose before talking about anything else. Before that, as long as you don't change your mind, we will always support you unswervingly! "

"Well, what Xiaoli means is what I mean!"

Hong Qiao walked into Yangli's house in a daze, and walked out in a daze.

When she got to the door of the house, the sun had just risen, and it was early morning, as if her previous conversation with her brother and sister was like a dream, and she woke up from the dream at dawn.

But only Hong Qiao understands that compared with herself a few hours ago, she is now a little more determined and confident, and a little less timid and restless.

The essence of her anxiety comes from responsibility. Responsibility is pressure, but it is also motivation.

An anxious heart is still beating.

Following the beat of the heart, the girl who wanted to grow up began to try to get out of the drumbeat of her own life.

Even if she loses in the end, she will regret and shed tears, at least she has set out...

Any moment of moving towards your dreams is worth remembering.

I hope that until many years later, there will be a period of time when I look back and still want to cheer for myself at that time!

……

"I didn't expect that I could teach people."

Hongli couldn't help sighing.

"Thank God for not misleading your children. Childhood should have the greatest impact on a person, and then puberty..."

Heiyang said casually.

"People who usually look optimistic and strong often collapse only in an instant.

In the past, there was a classmate who was laughing and joking all day long, and he didn’t care about anything that seemed disturbing to us. We discussed it in private. Is that one completely temperless? "

"And then it collapsed."

Hongli could easily guess the next development.

"Suddenly broke down because of some inconspicuous incident, right?"

"Yeah, crying and laughing, with tense muscles and a painful look..."

Hei Yang said faintly: "It was only later that I realized that it was a flattering personality, and he would get angry when everyone was angry.

What's more, he still belongs to the kind of bad temper, who often likes to sulk with himself.

Over time, it finally accumulated to a certain limit, and then... Boom!

He changed schools later, I don’t know if he still cares so much about the opinions of the people around him, or is he still “pleasing” others somewhere? "

"Ask first."

Hongli beeped softly: "The classmate you are talking about is probably not yourself?"

"Could it be that I can't even guess it?"

Heiyang's tone was unhappy: "You say it's me, if you guess wrong, you're finished and I'll tell you."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, cold sweat dripped from her forehead, and she said with a sneer: "Haha, ha, it shouldn't be."

"Well, no."

Hei Yang seemed to hear a breath of relief, and sighed, "I'm busy with the questions, so I don't have time to socialize."

"Ah this..."

Hongli had a complex expression, and beeped softly: "Xiaoyang is so pitiful, come quickly and let mom hug me..."

"You don't move."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Don't worry about those things, I will talk to you later when I have time, and return to the topic of my cousin.

In fact, she is just over a year younger than us, and our life experience is not much more than hers. What we think is right may not be right, so I said that I am afraid of misleading my children. "

"What about me? What about me?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Hongli's childhood was taken over by you, then puberty will be taken over by you, and after that... the whole life is in your hands!

Then why don't you think of misleading others, you hateful fellow! "

"You don't count..."

Hei Yang whispered: "You have never been on the right path at all..."

"Humph!"

Hongli snorted softly: "Nonsense, my sister has always been on the right path!"

"Black Sun Avenue?"

"Not correct enough?"

"Positive! So many positives! Full of positives!"

"Grass."

Hong Li almost didn't come up in one breath.

"Climb, climb!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang chuckled lightly and said nothing more.

"Besides, you don't have to worry so much about Jojo."

Hong Li shook her head, spread her hands and said, "This kid is not the kind of person who has no idea, but he just walked into a dead end, turned around and came out."

"That's not necessarily..."

Heiyang paused, frowned, and propped up Hongli's arms.

"I told you not to move around, stand up and let me measure the size, do you still want new clothes?"

"All right, all right, I listen to you, so have you measured it?"

Hongli opened her arms and straightened her arms, and said to her boyfriend behind her with a look of lovelessness: "I just made clothes for me a few days ago, but now I have to measure my measurements or something?
Heh, I suspect that you just want to take advantage of me on purpose! "

"Don't be embarrassing, I take advantage of you and still have to make excuses?"

Heiyang showed a disdainful expression, paji patted Hongli: "Turn around."

"Ow."

Hongli curled her lips, turned around and faced Heiyang face to face: "So what, did I get bigger again?"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with caring about size and what I do all day long."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head, and said casually: "It's as long as it's convenient, it's more important to be suitable."

"what……"

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, she didn't believe it at all.

"You don't care about the size, so why do you keep measuring this side? Heh, man!"

"Is it necessary to lie to you?"

Heiyang didn't change his face, and said calmly: "I was careless last time, there are some problems with the size of some places, otherwise there is no need to tear them apart.

Real knowledge comes from practice, a little change this time, well, it doesn't look like there will be any difference.

But after that, it should be smoother, so you don't have to worry about being torn. "

"whispering sound."

Hongli showed disdain: "Don't blame the uneven road if you can't do it, you're clumsy."

"Ah, yes, yes, my hands are clumsy, my hands are clumsy."

Heiyang snorted softly: "You dexterous Xiaoli, make your own clothes. After all, my hands are too clumsy. If I make clothes that don't fit well and make jokes, I'll embarrass you."

"whispering sound."

Hongli showed a disdainful expression, bowed her head and admitted her mistake: "I was wrong, brother Heiyang, don't be as knowledgeable as me!"

"not enough."

"Some Li will cook in a while, and I will cook you a meal as a reward!"

"make a deal!"

Heiyang agreed decisively.

"But then again."

Hei Yang was a little puzzled: "Do we have food reserves at home?"

"Yes, yes, I helped my mother stuff a bunch of things into the storage bag in the kitchen, and it didn't work at all."

Hongli sighed: "Okay, I admit that I also want to have a serious meal.

When the first month is over and the relatives go back to their homes, I will go back to my mother's house to eat! "

"You can actually cook three meals a day by yourself at home."

Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "By the way, I also did my share."

"Don't even think about it, three meals a day, it's terrible?"

Hongli resolutely refused: "I can still think about it once every three days!"

"If it weren't for the good health after practicing, we would probably starve to death at home when we married you."

Heiyang patted Hongli on the shoulder, telling her that the measurement was over, and the latter floated leisurely onto the bench, collapsed like a survivor after a catastrophe.

Heiyang followed and sat down next to Hongli, who wriggled a few times and rested his head on Heiyang's lap, which was extremely comfortable.

"Speaking of which, you are not in a hurry to wear these clothes, are you?"

Hei Yang lay on his back with his back, with his eyes closed peacefully.

"Tomorrow we will go to your grandpa's house. Mom will let you wear the clothes she prepared for you. In other words, I can wait two or three days before making them for you..."

"Huh? What delays a lazy dog? How long can it delay you?"

"It can't be delayed, but so what?"

Heiyang was unreasonable and strong, he once held a cup of milk and put a pile of snacks on the bedside, lying down on the bed, thinking that he would drink milk and eat those snacks later.

Yet three days later, the milk and snacks were still there undamaged.

Hei Yang didn't forget it, he kept thinking "ah, I'm going to eat some of them", and then he thought about it for three days, but he didn't bother to reach out for it.

Obviously the plug is right next to you, but you have to wait until the phone is dead before charging...

There is hot water within two steps of getting out of bed, but she waits until her lips are dry before moving...

You can turn off the light by stretching out your hand, but it turned on all night with sleep...

Obviously there is plenty of time, but until the first few days of school, I just don't have the energy to do my homework...

"No, you have to make it for me today!"

Hongli gave a death order: "In five minutes, I'll cook for you. If I don't see my new clothes after cooking, you're finished."

"Ah, but tomorrow..."

"It's decided, you will make two sets of clothes for me before tomorrow, one for everyday wear, and one that can handle my mother and be comfortable!"

"You want me to make you a dress?"

"It's not impossible..."

"Don't you have a box..."

"I just want to wear what you made, right?"

"Uh, I made it for you, do you really wear it?"

"As long as you don't give me a whole life."

"Then I will..."

Heiyang frowned: "Would you like a little black dress? And little blue, white, yellow, and little flowers?"

"Well, you can..."

Hongli paused, and quickly added: "Don't make me green ones!
And don't give me the whole f*cking colorful non-mainstream, shameless to wear, it will make me look like a fool! "

"Pfft haha..."

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing: "Then, can it be colorful?"

"Climb, climb!"

Hongli said viciously: "Be serious!"

"Hey, your will."

"..."

"Do you need to get up early tomorrow?"

"Uh, don't we have a flying boat, we will arrive soon, it doesn't matter if you get up late..."

"Good guy, you drove the flying boat to grandpa's house, didn't you agree to keep a low profile?"

"Didn't Mom say that she likes to show off!"

At some point, Hongli crawled into Heiyang's arms, and she said lazily, "Is this enough to show off?"

"Tsk tsk, I'm fine anyway."

Heiyang rubbed Mou Li, and said calmly: "If you are not afraid of being beaten by your mother when you come back, you should work hard."

"Ah this..."

Hongli turned over lightly, leaned closer to Heiyang's palm, and said with a guilty conscience: "Then I'd better ask my mother in advance..."

"Well, I'll be completely free the day after tomorrow."

Hei Yang seemed to casually say: "The next step is to plan our wedding."

Hongli's body froze for a moment, and then relaxed, her heart was tense and excited with anticipation.

"Then you still have to make me a wedding dress!"

"Then mother-in-law should hit me."

Hei Yang chuckled lightly and said, "It's probably already prepared for you."

"That's true."

Hongli nodded slightly: "I saw my mother doing it many years ago. At that time, I thought it would be too troublesome to get married, so I told my mother that I should never wear it. Don't bother with that." Energetic."

"and then?"

"She only wears Hongli once for you."

Hong Li hugged Hei Yang tightly, buried her face in the other's shirt, her voice was a bit dull.

"For you, trouble is also willing."

"Ah."

Heiyang nodded heavily.

"Five minutes is up."

"fake."

"It's really here."

"Oh, oh, I see, I'm lying down for a while...

Well, another five minutes, no, another ten minutes, I want you to hug me! "

"Then I'll carry you to the kitchen?"

"Huh? That exciting thing..."

Hongli waved her hand and muttered, "Let's talk about it after we get married."

Hei Yang: "?"

　This is...uh, when did this come from,,, it seems like it was yesterday?Or is it today? (Jet lag confusion...)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)