So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 28 Life seems to be pressed by a shortcut key

"Old Ancestor, it's really you."

Huang Shansong, the patriarch of the Huang family, looked at Huangdou in the cell in shock: "Didn't you join the Medicine King Sect in your early years, with excellent talent and hope for a stool immortal? Why, how did you become like this?"

"The Huang family..."

Huangdou glanced at Huang Shansong and sighed: "Yes, among the outer sect disciples, I was in the limelight, and my cultivation progressed rapidly.

After apprenticeship, not only did I quickly reach the Qi refining stage, but I also had a lot of experience in refining medicine pills. Everyone said that I had the hope of being promoted to the inner sect and getting the key resources of the sect. "

"Then why..."

Huang Shansong did not continue to speak, but the meaning of the words was obviously obvious, why did it become the way it is today?
"Oh, time is also fate."

Huangdou had a bitter face.

"When I was promoted to the foundation-building stage at the ninth level of refining qi, I was arrogant and complacent. I didn't listen to the teacher's teachings, and forcibly condensed the high-grade supernatural powers to build the foundation. As a result, the foundation was damaged and severely damaged.

Although the elders of the division took action and saved my life, my cultivation was...disappeared.

I am not reconciled. Although I missed the best cultivation age and mispaid the good times, I firmly believe that it will not be broken or established, and I want to return to the previous cultivation level again.

Unfortunately, I overestimated my talent and determination, and I also underestimated the damage left after the accident.

Compared to before, my cultivation speed was like a turtle crawling.

The friends around me were promoted to the inner sect one by one, and even those who joined the teacher's sect at the same time as me, unexpectedly some became the elders of the Medicine King Sect, and only I was still struggling in the outer sect.

Several decades have passed, and I have only restored my realm to the first level of Qi Refining, and my aging Qi and blood are not enough to support me to continue. "

Huangdou showed a self-deprecating smile: "At that time, there was a saying among the outer disciples that it is better to provoke the inner sect than to provoke Huangdou.

Because I have had friendship with many inner disciples and even elders, but it can scare many new disciples.

But friendship can't bring me back to life. I was a little proud when I first heard that, but after listening for a long time, I could only hear sarcasm: Those who followed behind me and yelled at Brother Huangdou were all over the place in a blink of an eye. A big man out of my reach.

This gap drives me crazy and makes me demoralized.

But even then, I never had any thoughts of harm. "

"but?"

Huang Shansong's many years of experience told him that there should be a but.

"However, seeing my peers who were not gifted at the time, one by one, passed away because of the exhaustion of their lifespan, and I felt a great panic in my heart."

Huangdou showed a creepy expression: "I don't want to die, I should have stood on a high place, become an immortal and look down on the world, instead of turning into loess like a mortal!"

"Uh……"

Huang Shansong said hesitantly: "If the family tree is correct, your father seems to be called Huang Tu."

Huangdou: "..."

"that's not important!"

Huangdou said angrily: "I don't want to die, so I spent more than ten years to finally refine Gu Wangxiang—as far as I know, it is the only one that can allow me to regain supernatural powers and achieve foundation building. Method.

But this kind of Gu Wangxiang that steals people's cultivation is an evil medicine that was banned by the sect. After I was discovered by the master, he asked me to take the initiative to admit my mistake and receive the punishment.

But I was not reconciled, so I escaped from the sect, because the master has been in love for many years and could not bear to shoot, so I successfully escaped.

But I couldn’t go back to the Medicine King Sect, and I was wanted by the Precepts Hall. In a daze, I subconsciously walked back to the Huang family. "

"Have you been back?"

"Yeah, but I heard that there was an immortal living in the Huang's house. I thought it was someone who came to arrest me, so I hurriedly fled."

Huangdou sighed: "Later, I heard that it was a weasel, and he practiced evil art by capturing qi and blood.

So, I was awakened, he weasel can use the young talents in this city as nutrients for promotion, why can't I?
With the thought in my heart, I couldn't sit still. I first started to attack a few mortals and seized their qi and blood, and found that this method was indeed feasible.

So, after planning, I set my eyes on the kid who calls himself Hong Butian, his blood is full of energy..."

Speaking of this, Huangdou couldn't help swallowing: "It's so tempting!"

"..."

Huang Shansong was silent for a long time, and sighed: "Old Ancestor, you are enchanted."

"Shut up, how come I can't be judged by your junior!"

Huangdou said angrily: "What's wrong with being a demon? Is it wrong to want to live? Isn't it all about becoming an immortal? I just made a mistake that all those who are cut off from the road will make!"

"Yeah, just like me."

Huang Shansong sighed: "Because I was dazzled by the big cake drawn by the weasel, I sacrificed the lives of my two biological sons in vain."

"That's it."

Huang Douxuan glanced at Huang Shansong and nodded: "At least I haven't killed my son. I feel much better when you say that."

Huang Shansong: "?"

"Then you don't have a wife."

Huang Shansong couldn't help but retorted: "That's why there are no children."

"What kind of love between men and women does Xiu Xian want will only hinder the speed of my progress!"

Huangdou snorted coldly: "It's just a moment of domination by desire, so it's just beast behavior, I disdain it."

"You haven't been in love, so naturally you don't know that feeling."

Huang Shansong suddenly became disgusting in Huangdou's eyes, and his eyes seemed to show a bit of contempt: "Forget it, I can't explain that feeling to my ancestors."

"What the hell do you know!"

Huangdou yelled: "How can the love of mortals restrain a monk..."

"But I do know that the head of the previous generation of Medicine King Sect just made a pair because he met the head of the Five Elements Sect, and then both stepped down and became the envy of the people."

Huang Shansong's blow was fatal: "Are they also mortals who have been carried away?"

"You, you, me, me..."

Huangdou was speechless for a moment.

Suddenly, he sighed: "It's useless to say these things now, after living for more than [-] years, I can only come to one insight.

Life flies so fast, but in the blink of an eye, I've changed from a teenager to this look. "

……

"Life seems to be a shortcut key pressed."

Hongli sat on the eaves with dull eyes: "I don't understand, why I was happy and not troubled a few days ago.

In a blink of an eye, not only are they all engaged, but they are about to be arrested in the Five Elements Sect...

Where does my time go, is this the end of my life! "

"Ah, calm down."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's back and comforted: "At least... people are still alive, right?"

"You still have the face to say!"

Hongli suddenly squeezed Heiyang's neck with both hands, and was caught by the latter in a dangerous and dangerous way.

"what are you doing!"

Heiyang pupil earthquake: "You don't want to live your life as soon as you get engaged, you want to kill your fiancé, right?"

"Yes, why are you still alive, Heiyang!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "As long as you die, the world will restart, and everything will return to peace and tranquility."

"Grass, calm down."

Beads of sweat dripped from Hei Yang's forehead: "I don't want it either, who would have known that it would be like this, I swear, I have always regarded you as a good brother, and I will never be jealous of your body!"

"Whatever you say!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "I want to break off the marriage, break off the marriage!"

"Bold!"

Hei Yang suddenly became upright, and the young man was proud: "Just Hongli, dare to break off the marriage, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor boy, three years later..."

"Pooh!"

Hongli's eyes were red: "You still said that you didn't lust for my body, did you have such a big reaction when it came to breaking off the marriage?

I really misunderstood you, Heiyang, you scheming guy, did you plan this! "

"Ah, this is a misunderstanding."

Heiyang Great Khan: "It's just that the word divorce triggered my instinctive reaction, so I said that subconsciously."

"Instinct reaction?!"

Hongli was even more angry: "How many times have you experienced divorce, okay, okay, you Heiyang, what else is there that I don't know!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding... eh?"

"what……"

The expressions of the two suddenly froze, and they turned their heads and looked down, as if they were no longer the eaves.

"Grass."*2
"boom!"

Landing at the same time, Galileo, who was far away in another world, smiled gratified.

(End of this chapter)