So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 310 Hahahaha, with the power of diligent coding, full attendance is a matter of course!

Chapter 310 Hahahaha, with the power of diligent coding, full attendance is a matter of course!
"Hey, did you see it?"

Heiyang touched Hongli's shoulder, and whispered: "Your ancestor is floating outside."

"Nonsense, I'm not blind!"

Hongli walked up a few steps, stretched out her small hand and touched the place where Heiyang had previously made the crack, she was surprised and delighted: "I'll be good, is this fixed?"

"Let me see……"

"Stay there and don't move!"

Hongli stretched out her hand to stop Heiyang, and turned her head to look at Heiyang with contempt on her face: "I just got into trouble and don't have a long memory, right, come here again and let others break it?"

"Saints don't lose twice in the same place!"

"If you want to do this again, I will report you to the headquarters of the practice world."

"Ah, that's alright."

Heiyang backed away awkwardly, hooked his hands at Hongli, who gave Heiyang a white look, stood up and walked to Heiyang's side.

"Are we going back?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang, then looked at the fragments of the secret realm that were similarly fused, and asked her boyfriend's opinion: "It looks similar, you quickly fuse that magical power, and we can start creating the ninth world of the secret realm!"

"My God, the ninth world of the Mysterious Realm..."

Heiyang turned his head to look at the scattered space debris, and nodded: "It's almost there, just wait another two minutes."

"uh-huh."

"By the way, the one just now..."

Heiyang turned his head to look at Hongli, and asked curiously: "The ancestor of your Hong family, is the senior Yin Zisheng and others mentioned before, who guarded the roaming world outside the world?"

"Isn't this an obvious thing, we got into trouble just now, didn't they come over right away to fix it?
It sounds like a lot of work to overhaul the whole world, and I don't know how many bosses are there guarding it. "

"Well, since there are seniors from the Hong family, there must be no one from the Hei family, right?"

A curious little question mark appeared on Heiyang's head: "What does the senior of the Hei family look like, and what is his name? Well, Hei Dada?"

Hongli: "..."

"If we have another child in the future, I will never let you name it."

"Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, right? Your ability to name is not so good!"

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled her eyes, she was too lazy to argue with Heiyang on such issues, she frowned.

"But then again, that senior from the Hong family just now is so tall, at least [-] meters!
Well, there's also Aunt Hongling, she's not very tall, how did she come to me... mutated? "

"Then how do I know?"

Heiyang took Hongli's hand and walked towards the roaming world.

"Let's go, the world's major events are not something that little Jindan like us can worry about. Let's take care of our one-acre three-point land first."

"makes sense."

Hongli followed Heiyang out of the void, returned to her own courtyard in the roaming world, and closed the crack behind her with a wave of her hand.

"By the way, how did they get out? Is there a special door? Or will they automatically "ascend" when they reach the tribulation period?"

"Uh, being kicked out of the house, right? I'm familiar with this..."

Heiyang squinted his eyes, raised his head and imagined a strange picture.

The benevolent mother of the roaming world patted a group of top bosses in the Nascent Soul stage, and said earnestly: "Baby, you are already going to grow up to be adults in the Tribulation Stage!"

You can no longer stay at home, I have given birth to all things to support you, now it is time for you to repay your kindness and support. "

"Uh……"

Heiyang turned his head to look at Hongli, saw her weird expression, and understood that the other party most likely wanted to go with him.

"If you are kicked out..."

Hongli said dryly, "It's going to be hard outside..."

At the same time, Heiyang Hongli imagined a certain picture: the poor boy and girl stretched their arms towards home in despair, but they were still ruthlessly thrown into the dark and cold void.

No dear parents, no lovely daughter, no warm house, no big soft bed, no good food, drink, and fun, day and night around the world, painstakingly repairing the barrier.

When the two were tired, they would chat to relieve their boredom, and when they were tired, they would hug each other miserably and tremble.

The cold wind howled, the darkness shrouded, and the cruel void did not believe in tears.

When it was time to work, he would be forcibly called up again, and continue to repeat his dark life, over and over again, ten years after ten years...

"His~~"

Heiyang and Hongli hugged each other tightly at some point, huddled in a corner, their faces full of horror.

"Don't think about it anymore, don't continue to fantasize anymore!"

Hongli couldn't help but screamed: "That's hell, no, hell isn't that scary, okay?"

"not only that……"

Heiyang continued to add in his mind: "Think about it, those big bosses who have practiced for many years and reached the stage of crossing the catastrophe are all hundreds or even thousands of years old. They are our elders who are randomly pulled out, and they will be surrounded by a group of elders... "

Heiyang Hongli: "..."

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

Hongli patted her abdomen resolutely: "I'm going to cultivate at my own expense, and I definitely can't become a tribulation period!"

"Sister Hong won't, won't..."

Heiyang quickly grabbed Hongli's arm.

"Heiyang! Don't stop me! I've made up my mind!"

"No, I mean..."

Hei Yang said with a speechless face: "If you slap me down, nothing will happen except pain. My cultivation level will bring you back in an instant."

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli: "Then you can't keep the black sun!"

Heiyang: "Ah! /\(Д)"

Hongli: "Ah o.﹏-*"

"Woooooo, Heiyang, you hit me..."

Hongli lay on the ground, weeping.

"Go aside, didn't you make the first move?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes, he was not fooled by Hongli at all: "Why don't we cultivate the cultivation based on our ability, hey.

Really, do you think that the big boss in the tribulation period is a Chinese cabbage, and if you say you can practice it, you can practice it?

So many geniuses have been stuck in that step, so we don’t have to worry about it at all, it’s unfounded to worry about, huh! "

"Hey, Heiyang, you are like a grandpa who is about to go on stage to sing, you know that?"

Hongli got up from the ground with a speechless face, sat cross-legged and looked at Heiyang: "The back is full of flags."

Hei Yang: "???"

"Don't you believe it, don't you have a long memory after so many painful lessons?!"

Hong Li leaned towards Hei Yang with a serious face, opened the script, pulled out the previous chapters, and pointed it out to him: "Look, being slapped in the face, being slapped in the face, or being slapped in the face?

The more you say that it is impossible for us to reach the period of crossing the catastrophe, why do I feel that we are very likely to reach the period of crossing the catastrophe? "

Hei Yang: "Ah this..."

"No, what the hell are you doing!"

Hei Yang snatched the script from Hongli's hand and burned it, and couldn't help complaining: "What you think Hongli must be what you think? What if this time it's a counter-routine!
For example, we finally found out that we really can't reach the period of crossing the catastrophe.

For another example, when we arrived at the period of crossing the catastrophe, we found that the seats outside were already full, so don't let us be kicked back again.

Can't you think of something nice?Hateful Negative Energy Generator! "

"You are the negative energy generator! People who have no foresight must have near-term worries!"

Hongli snorted softly, pointed to Heiyang, and then pointed to herself: "Who are you? Who am I? The two of us! Traveling around the world, the fastest legend of Jindan, okay!
Is it reasonable for the two of us to be unable to pass the Tribulation Period?This is unreasonable! "

"What megalomaniac..."

"Didn't I have a good or bad plan in advance!"

Hongli raised her forehead sadly: "I'm afraid that within a few years of marriage, the two of us will unfortunately cross the robbery and be arrested. At that time, I don't know if the employees have a separate dormitory, otherwise how can I sleep with you, woo woo woo ...

Well, I'm not an irresponsible white-eyed wolf, that is to say, at least we have to wait for us to play for a few hundred years, and then let us go outside to repair the world, right?
Haven't they all stayed in the travel world for hundreds of years, but we are still so young! "

"Oh, oh, I still say, think about the good!"

Heiyang waved his hand with a sneer: "For example, if we are under [-] years old, we are classified as child labor and will not be hired. For example, if there are seniors and juniors among us, it is a special case...

Uh, or, go to the stand to play poker every weekday, go home at night, and have normal holidays on weekends, Sundays, and holidays..."

Hong Li: "Do you believe what you say?"

Hei Yang: "..."

"That, I have a theoretical basis to support it!"

Hei Yang stretched out a finger, and gave an example: "Look at that senior just now, with a relaxed expression and a smile on his mouth.

What does she smear glue pooh and seem to be humming an old tune as she smears repair fluid? "

"Has she been driven crazy?!"

Hongli looked terrified.

"Bah! It proves that people's lives may not be as bitter as we imagined!"

Hei Yang reasoned and said: "Maybe it's really like what I said?"

"Heh, maybe it's just having fun while suffering!"

Hongli snorted softly, turned her head away, and a cloud of black air came out of her head: "No, I have to think of a way, I must suppress the realm, and I can play for a few more years...

Also, the black sun on the outer barrier can now open cracks, when the time comes to pass the tribulation period, if I want to come back, maybe I can..."

"Hey, what horror plan are you talking about!"

Hei Yang moved closer to Hong Li, showing dead fish eyes, and patted her on the head: "Punch a big hole in the barrier, and then come back from the outside?"

"The one who knows me is Hei Yang!"

Hongli stretched out her arms to wrap around Heiyang's neck, and said furtively, "How about it? Give it a vote?
When the time comes, our husband and wife will fight together, trying to take advantage of the time when they can't react... Alas!Black Sun! "

"Come on, you just accused me of making a crack, but now you're thinking about making a big hole, right?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "What if the roaming world is destroyed, it will be useless to come back!"

"As long as it is repaired in time, there shouldn't be any problems... right?"

Hongli's voice became weaker and weaker, and she lowered her head: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, so how can I come back without breaking the barrier?

Well, Shenyin sneaked back while taking advantage of the barrier?
Instant kill and jump back in space?
Study the composition of the barrier through extremely intelligent and non-confusing analysis and then gently crack it?
Leaving the spark of Nirvana in the roaming world ahead of time, dying suddenly when going outside, and then being reborn back to the roaming world?

Or, to smuggle to the underworld through the other side, and come back from Grandma Meng's place by taking a long detour?
Even using the white horse to jump back to the previous timeline, countless times the card bug flashed back?

Also, use phantom control to take the place of the dead ghost, and use the corpse to revive the soul..."

"When it comes to criminal violations, your head turns very fast..."

Heiyang curled his lips hehehe, and sighed: "It's useless to guess here. There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. I'll talk about it when the time comes. Anyway, that's what Heiyang Hongli will have to worry about in the future. Leaving us far away!
Maybe by then, we will have a solution? "

"Go aside!"

Hongli hammered the unruly Heiyang, and sighed: "We must be prepared in advance, the so-called know yourself and the enemy, you will win every battle, we should go and find out what's going on outside.

In addition, I heard that Master Gu Jian from Wuliangjianmen is about half a step away from breaking through to crossing the catastrophe, we can ask her to help us find the way for us..."

"Oh, oh, it can't be done, Hongli used her brain too much and passed out."

Hongli's body suddenly softened, and she lay down on Heiyang's lap, showing a dying expression: "So, I entrust the task of building the plantation to you husband, I really hate that I can't work hard with him, cough cough ..."

Hongli tilted her head and closed her eyes, and when she stretched out her tongue, she passed out immediately.

"........."

Hongli felt that this position was uncomfortable, so she moved her legs again, and changed into a comfortable position, resting on Heiyang's lap as a pillow, and continued to be peaceful.

"..."

Hongli remained motionless.

"..."

"Hey, are you stupid?"

Hongli opened her eyes secretly, and reminded in a low voice: "You should go to work!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, what are you doing, don't look at me with such a scary expression, okay?

If you have something to say, don't move, don't move... Ah! ! ! ! "

………………

In Secret Realm IX, Hongli rubbed her butt while wielding the power of space, secretly looking at Heiyang with resentful small eyes, and kept muttering: "Violent man, stinky Heiyang, he hits people at every turn, hmph!"

"Stop humming, have you done it over there?"

Heiyang flattened part of the sky in the east, turned to look at Hongli with dead fish eyes, and said in a bad tone: "I'm telling you, if the corner over there is not leveled, you won't be able to eat juice!"

"Tch, who are you scaring? I, Hongli, are you scared?"

Hongli stretched out her foot guiltily, stomped the bulging corner of the ground lightly, and flattened it, and said with feigned displeasure on her face: "Sister, I have already done it, who is like you, so slow, although Being slow has its benefits, but, ahem...

In short, don’t worry, it’s absolutely fine for Secret Realm IX!
According to that, the settings in many novels say that "nine" is an extreme number, and generally there will be no new changes when it reaches nine, right? "

"I think you read too many comprehension novels, but we... er, we seem to be the comprehension world?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"No, I don't have a conclusion based on Xianxia. Unless you can find relevant materials to support it, I won't believe it!"

"Oh, the classic is hard-spoken, and you understand everything."

"you!"

"Ahem, okay, okay, just kidding, your mouth is not hard, can you be soft?"

Hongli ran to the other side heartily: "Then I, I'll go to the corner over there to check again, hahaha!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"This girl..."

Heiyang shook his head and couldn't help but laugh, rubbed his eyebrows angrily and amusingly, took out the small flat peach tree, and started planting.

"Oh, right."

Heiyang suddenly looked towards the exit of the secret realm, saw his small courtyard, stretched out his hand to drag the sleeping man with spiritual power, and grabbed the sloth, no, he invited the sloth over.

"Oh, who is it, disturbing people's dreams..."

The sloth yawned heavily, and turned to look at Heiyang with a sleepy face: "What's the matter, Heiyang, what's the matter?"

"Well, didn't we say..."

Heiyang moved closer to the sloth, muttering for a while, the latter's expression was sometimes ignorant, sometimes stunned, and finally patted his chest and said to himself: "So it's such a small thing, don't worry, I'm just helping you to see a tree.

When the time comes, I will sleep on it, and I will be in a hurry with anyone who moves my bed! "

"Hey, reliable!"

"of course!"

The sloth nodded in satisfaction, and looked around curiously: "Well, my new bed, er, I mean, where's the tree?"

Hei Yang: "It hasn't been planted yet!"

Sloth: "Huh?"

Hei Yang: "Don't you need your help here, hehe!"

Sloth: "???"

(End of this chapter)

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