So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 319 Whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, it always comes under unexpected circumstance

Chapter 319 Whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, it always comes under unexpected circumstances...

"Quack! Quack! Speed ​​up! Speed ​​up!"

The rain-washed sky was blue and clear, and Xingyun sat cross-legged on Gaga's back with an excited expression on his face.

"Five-color city! Five-color city! Sister Hongli! Sister Hongli!"

"Quack, tell me... Sister Hongli is picking us up outside the city right now!"

Xingyun asked excitedly.

"quack!"

"Ha, I guess so!"

Xingyun chuckled, and said proudly: "If it was Sister Hongli, she would definitely not come to pick us up, hahaha.

She must still be lying down at home, hehe. "

"quack!"

"Yes, yes, because this is not the first time."

Xingyun coughed twice, pinched her eyelids with both hands, pulled out the dead fish eyes, and imitated her voice: "Sister Hongli will definitely say it.

Oh, oh, do you have no legs or no feet, do you have to let me pick you up?Why don't you just come to our house and find us?You know the location anyway.

Well, so what if you don't know?Don't you have a brain or a mouth? Don't you know how to ask passers-by?I, Hongli, am an old local snake, who doesn't know where my family lives?
ha?What if he really doesn't know?Nonsense, if people don't know, of course you ask someone else! "

"quack!"

"Hey, how about it, it's very similar to the imitation!"

Xingyun patted his chest proudly, but suddenly seemed to think of something, frowning and showing a hesitant expression.

"However, Sister Hongli in my impression was already in the sect. She has been away from the sect for a long time now. Although there is a call, I haven't seen her for a long time."

"quack?"

Quack's tone was puzzled.

"Oh, oh, what do you think!"

Xingyun stretched out a finger and said worriedly: "After three days away, you should treat each other with admiration!

Sister Hongli has one personality in the sect, but she might have another personality at home!
She is married now, at least when she was a girl, and now she is someone else's wife!

Well, yes, sister Hongli is already a wife!It's time for a young woman! "

"Gah???"

A row of question marks appeared on Quack's head.

"Wow, don't you believe it."

Seeing Gaga's suspicious look, Xingyun couldn't help arguing: "What was that before, you were eating next to me, and I was calling Sister Hongli, didn't you notice?"

"Gah?"

"No way, you didn't notice this?!"

Xingyun's eyes widened, and she said in shock, "I'm telling you! Sister Hongli, she just finished washing her hair!"

"Gah?"

"What don't you understand? Is there anything you can't understand?"

Xingyun said "Hi!", looked around, and lowered her voice furtively, "I tell you, don't tell others, when Sister Hongli was in the sect...but she never washed her hair Made it!
Really, really, I won't lie to you, every time I ask Sister Hongli to wash my hair...

Oh, don't ask me why I am called Sister Hongli when I wash my hair, why do you boy ask so many girls' little questions!

There are also those who don't like to wash their hair together, and some who seem to wash their hair together but actually don't like it in their hearts, and... well, that's not the point! "

Xingyun scratched her hair with a headache on her face.

"Ah, where did I just say? I was interrupted by you, and I forgot everything!"

"quack!!"

"Ah, okay, okay, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's mom's fault, it's mom's bad brain, okay!"

"Quack quack!"

"Oh, you don't need to feed my mother for the elderly, my mother won't be demented, okay!

Oh yes, I remembered! "

Xingyun lowered her voice again, and said with a mysterious face: "Sister Hongli doesn't go with me every time, so I'm curious why Sister Hongli doesn't come with me, so I asked her when she usually washes her hair, guess what? say what?"

"Quack quack!"

"Forget it, pretend I didn't ask you."

Xingyun rolled her eyes and sighed, "Sister Hongli said, ha, as a cultivator, my body is clean and spotless, so why wash my hair!"

"Gah."

"What? You also think what Sister Hongli said makes sense?"

Xingyun snorted softly: "Even if you say that, next time you go to the barber shop, you still have to wash your hair first, you know?"

"Gah..."

"Hey, be obedient!"

Xingyun smiled and sighed: "Although what sister Hongli said is indeed reasonable.

but.Oops, I always feel that something is wrong, I haven't cleaned up the monsters all the time, as if there is sister Hongli crawling around on my head. "

"Uh, what was the last topic? Why did I talk about washing my hair?"

Xingyun frowned and thought for half a minute.

"Oh yes, Sister Hongli didn't wash her hair in the sect, but now she starts washing her hair at home. Isn't this the best proof of Sister Hongli's personality change?"

"quack!"

"Ah, it's definitely possible that it's because I'm too busy and have nothing to do... There's no one else!

Cough cough, I mean, Sister Hongli is starting to care about her appearance, uh, although she is already pretty, who doesn't want to look better?
Well, sister Hongli didn't bother to think about such things before!But isn't it shocking that she has changed her previous habits now?Why do you think Miss Hongli changed? "

"Quack quack?"

"It's true, but it's not entirely true."

Xingyun shook his head pretentiously, and said with a smile: "Sister Hongli, she changed for love!"

"..."

"Hey, what kind of expression is that on your face! A son is not allowed to despise his mother, do you know what it means for a son not to think his mother ugly and a son not to think his father poor!
Ah, mom is just an example, mom is not ugly! "

Xingyun sighed: "Forget it, let's continue talking about the power of love!
Although I don't have the love between couples, I have a father's love like a mountain!And your love.

How would I describe it to you, um, like the big villain in the story, his martial arts are invincible, and the evil plan that has been planned for thousands of years to be foolproof is finally about to succeed!

At this time, the protagonist who was a rookie three months ago appeared on the stage, and then was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the big villain, and was beaten half to death.

But at this time, just shout out the power of love!A miracle will happen, and the Jedi will fight back!Eliminate the villains without reason! "

Xingyun nodded: "That's right, I suspect that sister Hongli was changed by this mysterious power!

If you have a low EQ, it’s called collapse, but if you have a high EQ, you can say that people will always grow! "

"quack..."

"Ham, don't you believe it, you have never seen how powerful the power of love is!"

Xingyun pointed her hands at the sky and said affectionately: "As long as I recite the mantra: Resurrection, my ahem... forget it, children don't need to understand too much, just follow your path."

"Quack quack..."

"Ha, objection is invalid!"

Xingyun raised her head, imagining the appearance of sister Hongli after her home renovation, thinking of Brother Heiyang coming home from get off work, sister Hongli greeted him with a sweet smile, dear you come back... cough cough forget it, she Can't imagine that picture at all!

…………

"Well, I seem to hear Xiao Yun whispering bad things about me behind my back."

On the roof, Hong Li and Hei Yang sat side by side on the eaves, swinging with their four legs sticking out of the roof.

(Dangerous action, please do not imitate.)
"What is she muttering about you? How can she say bad things about you?"

"Well, she told me what I did!"

"Good to say."

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled her eyes, lay her head on Heiyang's lap, looked at the sky, and said quietly: "Well, my aunt is coming too, I guess this one is planning to stay until after our wedding.

Hey, that's a good way to say it, isn't it an extra coolie? "

"Don't think about it, Mom and Dad won't let the guests do those dirty jobs, they might actually receive the guests by themselves, let them chat with adults, and then push the work to us!

Well, no matter how much Heiyang Hongli suffers, the two of them dare not scold their parents anyway. "

"Ha, you said you scolded your parents, you are finished, I want to report you."

"What out of context..."

Hei Yang grabbed the head of the Hongli dog and rubbed it angrily, the latter had a look of lovelessness on his face, his head was rubbed back and forth by Hei Yang, he was too lazy to move.

"anyway……"

Heiyang turned his head to look in the direction of his parents' house, and asked curiously: "Why hasn't Xiaohuo come back? Didn't you agree to come back early today, and then we will play birthday games with her?"

"Ha, come on, there are grandparents and grandparents everywhere.

Xiao Huo, she probably fell into the sweet attack a long time ago, and now I guess I almost forgot what my parents were called.

If I were Xiaohuo, I wouldn't come back either, I should make good use of my status as a little birthday star to eat, drink and have fun..."

"Hey, Hongli, please be serious, your birthday is my mother's good day!"

"Ah... but Xiao Huo..."

"Little Fire was born and you suffered?"

"Ah... my wallet is suddenly ruined?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, raised his head and stared blankly at the sky, wondering if he had forgotten something.

"Hongli? Do you think I forgot something?"

"Haha, have you finally remembered that I am your father?"

"Come, I'm your father!"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li and rolled his eyes: "Hurry up and help me think about it, to be serious."

"Ha, I'm really sorry, Hongli, I'm not a serious person."

Hongli turned over and lay sideways on Heiyang's lap, closed her eyes, shrugged her small nose, made a lazy nasal sound, closed her eyes with a peaceful face.

"Anyway, Hongli, I've already given up on things like brains. Don't ask me if you have anything to do. You are now in charge of the family's intelligence, and it's all up to you to plan."

"Huh? Really?"

Heiyang tentatively said cautiously: "Brainless Hongli, the wise master now orders you to run around the roaming world three times quickly, go!"

"Ah,**"

The sound-absorbing words popped out of Hongli's mouth.

"Oh, I really have no quality."

Heiyang snorted softly: "You don't learn my good side, but you have learned all the bad things, right?"

"Oh, if you think about it, you will find that I only said those silence words to you alone, and other times I am so polite that I feel outrageous."

Hongli turned over and hugged Heiyang's waist, buried her face in Heiyang's belly, and rubbed her face through the clothes.

"The last ones were those pigeons, and now they have all been consumed by Hongli's cooking business."

"Speaking of which, do you still remember the original bet?"

"Ah, what bet?"

"You cook for me, and I make clothes for you."

"Ah, it seems that there is such a thing, what's the matter? Is there a problem?"

"So? What about fulfillment? Have you gone to cook?"

"Oh, oh, it's almost done. It's as if I haven't done it for you. It's enough to eat one meal in a month or two. It's not true that someone has one meal a day, or even two meals and three meals a day!"

"Ha ha."

"Ah, it's okay, I'll do it for you later, hmph, let's see if I don't poison you to death!"

"It's not like you haven't done this kind of thing before."

"whispering sound."

Hongli raised her head to reveal her dead fish eyes, pushed back her forehead hair, and said quietly: "Then, it is fair for both parties to perform the bet, and isn't it also fair for both parties not to perform?"

"Your words are like going to bed late and waking up late to be healthy..."

"Isn't it?"

"How do I know."

"Then do you get up early?"

"Of course I don't get up early, how about you?"

"Oh, I don't get up early either."

"That is……"

Hei Yang paused, then turned to look at the sky: "Well, here we come."

"Huh? Xingyun?"

Hongli got up and looked over.

"Ah, Xiao Huo is back."

"Mom, Dad, it's settled!"

Xiao Huo turned back into a human form, jumped to the roof and waved the red paper letter in his hand. Under Hei Yang Hongli's bewildered gaze, he smiled and knocked Hei Yang Hongli off the roof.

"Huh? Where are the parents?"

Xiao Huo opened his eyes with a strange expression on his face.

"Here it is."

Heiyang Hongli was lying on the ground in a humanoid pit, waving her hands speechlessly.

"We know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, just talk about it, what's the deal?"

"Ah...hehehe..."

Xiao Huo jumped to the side of his parents, touched his head and laughed a few times, shaking the things in his hand.

"Mom and Dad's wedding date has been set!"

"!!!"

Heiyang Hongli pulled himself out of the ground in an instant, and said with surprise on his face: "Really?"

"fake."

"???"

"Hey, just kidding, just kidding."

Xiaohuo saw the expressions of his parents wanting to hit their cute daughter, with sweat on his forehead, and handed them the paper in his hand: "Look, this is the wedding invitation!
I designed two sets of invitations, one is for grandma and grandma to say to relatives and friends that my son/daughter is married.

Everyone, come and join us, er, visit, er, participate, yes, everyone is invited to come and participate! "

"There's another one, for your parents."

Xiao Huo pointed to the invitation card handed over.

"Here, this is from Mom and Dad, and the general content is, ah, we are preparing for the wedding and invite friends to come over.

The format of the two copies is different, and the name is waiting to be filled in, and it has already been printed. "

"only……"

After a pause, Xiaohuo sighed: "Why does Xiaohuo's generation not have an exclusive invitation format? Xiaohuo can also invite Hanliu Quaga!"

"Uh, what format do you want?"

A row of black lines appeared on Heiyang Hongli's head: "My parents are getting married, everyone come to their wedding!"

"Yes, yes."

Xiao Huo tilted her head, there was no such thing as a wedding in her inheritance memory, she asked curiously, "Is there any problem?"

"Uh……"

Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other, knelt down and patted Xiaohuo's head, and explained patiently: "Because under normal circumstances, children are not allowed to attend the wedding of parents, let alone invite friends."

"Ah, why can't you come!"

Xiao Huo's eyes widened: "Don't their parents love them, and they didn't even notify them when they got married?"

"Ahem, it's like this, I don't love you anymore!"

"Go away, don't listen to your mother's nonsense, the thing is like this, ji ji ji ji ji ji ji ji..."

(End of this chapter)

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