So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 331 Although it has been emphasized more than once that pinching the face looks like a human being, what is the meaning of pinching the face like a human being?

"What, what, what, what..."

Hongli put her hair behind her ears to reduce the noise, stared at the dead fish and watched Elder Huole yelling there.

I saw Elder Huo dancing with his teeth and claws, showing an expression that he was about to kill him.

And it's the kind of kill that crawled out directly from the screen, it's true!
"Return my apprentice!"

Huo Le read brokenly.

"My apprentice! My apprentice! Heir! Heir! Xingyun! Xing..."

"I said, Elder, can you not be so young..."

As Hongli spoke, she opened the juice with a calm face, took a sip, ha, it was her favorite flavor.

Is this the details of Hei Yang, love love love!

Hong Li's cheeks were slightly red, and a bunch of small flowers floated over her head.

"Huh, cool!"

Hongli instantly felt happy, and looked at Elder Huo Le innocently, and continued: "Can you stop being so childish, Elder."

"Really, when will you be as mature as me..."

Hongli snorted and said, "I won't jump because of these trivial things."

"Huo Le calls your Xiao Huo seven or eight times a day, trying to trick her!"

Yao Qingkong said something abruptly.

Hongli: "!!!"

"what!"

Hong Li's eyes widened: "What did you say?!"

"Ah? Ah!"

Huo Le reacted: "You still communicate with others? Yao Qingkong!"

"Hey~"

Yao Qingkong's eyes were bent into half-moon rings, and before the two of them could react, they hung up the communication.

Putting away the communication spirit stone, Yao Qingkong put his hands on his hips: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Qingkong, what are you laughing at?"

Yin Zisheng walked in from the cabin of the spaceship, looked suspiciously at his wife who suddenly went mad, coughed, and was suddenly happy: "Say it for me, too?"

"Ha, it's okay, it's okay, Zisheng, don't worry, hahaha!"

Yao Qingkong laughed until the flower branches trembled, and waved her hands.

"One tiger kills two sheep, ahem, I mean, I just reminded a parent to be careful of human traffickers, eh!"

Silver Saint: "???"

Yao Qingkong: "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ~"

…………

"so……"

Hong Li stared dangerously at Elder Huo Le, and raised her eyebrows: "Elder Huo? Huh?"

"?!"

Elder Huo Le's expression froze, and he bent his fingers involuntarily.

"Don't hang up!"

Hongli shouted loudly, Huole trembled in fright.

"So, what's going on with the seven or eight communications a day!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "Elder, you'd better make it clear, otherwise I have at least two ways to attack you across space!"

Huo Le: "..."

"What happened!"

Huo Le spread out her hands, hummed softly, and opened her hands.

"I just call Xiaohuo seven or eight times a day, what's the matter!"

"That's my daughter!"

Hongli looked annoyed.

What exactly happened that caused Elder Huo Le to change from the image of a kind elder when she first met, to the current old don't cough cough, who is now acting casually?
"Ha, Xiao Huo still calls me Grandpa Huo!"

Huo Le snorted softly: "Even if Xiao Huo has settled in Wuse City now, he is still a child born in the Five Elements Sect!

I am an elder, a lot of old and childless, lonely.

The elderly want to talk to their children about what's wrong, what's wrong! "

"Hmph, are you just watching me being tortured by loneliness like this!"

Elder Huo Le said pitifully: "Where is the conscience?"

"Ha, sorry, refuse moral kidnapping."

Hongli snorted and patted her heart.

"Besides, Mouli, whether it's conscience, love or black heart, has already given all his brains to Hei Yang, and now he is my heart!"

"Ah this..."

"Oh, let's talk again..."

Hong Limin looked at Elder Huo Le with wise eyes: "Elder, we all know what you are thinking!"

"What, you know everything!"

Huo Le turned her head away guiltily: "How can the old man have evil intentions?"

"Ah!"

Hongli sneered: "Elder, if you continue to do this, you will soon become a character in a bedtime story for children.

At that time, everyone will say, if you don't sleep well, Elder Huo Le will come over soon and arrest you and make you an elder of the Five Elements Sect! "

"Bah, bah, what are you talking about!"

Huo Le was anxious: "My heirs are all chosen one in a million, why would they catch children everywhere!"

"That means you don't deny the fact of arresting children?"

Hongli frowned.

"Don't slander this elder, we are the authentic sect of the immortal sect, we don't arrest children!"

Huo Le rolled her eyes: "If it wasn't for your aunt and you running away, I wouldn't be looking for Xiao Huo!

Well, now I found out that Xiaoyun is also a good heir.

Moreover, she works hard, fights tenaciously, and has few worries. When the time comes, Xiaoyun's father will be taken over to take care of her, and Xiaoyun will be able to go to work without distractions! "

"Good guy, it's not fun to catch children, and you have to pack the parents together, right?"

Hong Li couldn't help making complaints, revealing half-moon eyes.

Speaking of which, if Elder Huo Le knew that she, Hong Li, Aunt Hong Ling, Xiao Huo and Xing Yun were all here now, would he fly over with a sack on his back... Tsk tsk!
"Okay, okay, let Xiaoyun come back soon, and after she becomes the heir, I can be laid off and focus on research."

Huo Le waved her hand: "I'm sure I won't bother your family anymore!"

"Ha! Elder Huo Le, are you really planning to die alone?"

Hongli showed dead fish eyes.

"I heard that Elder Tu and Elder Mu are getting together to form a family of civil engineering, and Elder Shui seems to have this intention as well. Recently, he has been running around asking people about the fairy gate.

Jin Xiu is still young, so don't worry, if you think about it like this, aren't you the only one who is still widowed? "

"I say……"

Elder Huo Le showed a speechless expression: "Didn't you all go home? Why do you still know so much about the news of the sect, especially the situation of our senior brothers and sisters?"

"Hahahaha!"

Hongli leaned back tactically, and said triumphantly: "If you want others to know, you must do nothing yourself.

Hong Li, I have a lot of means, what do you mean by hands and eyes? "

"..."

Elder Huo Le was silent for a moment, too lazy to continue chatting with Ba Gua Li, he said, "Xiaoyun."

"No!"

Huo Le: "???"

"What's the question mark?"

Hong Li propped her arms on the table, resting her chin with one hand and said: "Xiao Yun has not been here for a long time, what's the matter with playing for a few more days.

It's not that I won't go back. I usually work so hard, so it's reasonable to take a winter and summer vacation once in a while, right? "

"I say……"

Hong Li looked suspiciously at Chief Huo Le.

"Elder, you are becoming more and more like the previous Wuliangjianmen, you must have been taken away by some extraterrestrial demon! Tsk tsk, I am terrified when I think about it."

"Ah this..."

Elder Huo Le choked, and couldn't help retorting: "I'm not...not worried..."

"Okay, okay, don't worry.

There will be no problems here, don't worry!

Whenever Xiaoyun wants to go back by herself, let her go back, and won't let her run around. "

Hong Li yawned: "Why don't you come and bring her back yourself, anyway, I won't take the initiative to drive her away."

"Although, I also know that Xiaoyun has worked very hard..."

Elder Huo Le sighed, and couldn't help but said: "But, but..."

"But what, I can't tell."

Hong Li stretched out her hand towards the spirit stone, and said leisurely: "I'm going to hang up if I have nothing to do, I'm going out to see Heiyang."

"Hey, don't don't don't!"

Huo Le made a sound quickly.

"uh-huh?"

Hongli frowned: "How do you say?"

"Uh……"

Elder Huo Le pondered for a few seconds, then raised his head and said seriously: "No, I still feel a little uneasy.

How about just a few days after I debug the teleportation array, I can teleport it over and try it myself? "

"Good guy, you old man won't cry!"

Hongli held his forehead speechlessly: "This kind of thing must be sent some small-sized items at the beginning.

Then try to use silly animals such as mosquitoes and cockroaches, and then after several stability tests, you can let people play in person.

Well, but having said that, although mosquitoes and cockroaches deserve death, if the teleportation succeeds, wouldn’t it be me who is unlucky... Or should I teleport it to someone else? "

"Anyway, think about it!"

Hongli stretched out both hands to hold the claws, and said with a gloomy face: "What if the teleportation is halfway...

Suddenly the teleportation array exploded, what array map was scrapped, and the energy of the spirit stone was insufficient!

What about problems like space turbulence and fragmentation?
At that time, luck will be better, and you will become some kind of space-time lost person trapped in it for tens of thousands of years, turning into a skeleton and still floating around.

Or if you are unlucky, you will be torn apart by the space, and the whole body will not be there! "

"It's scary!"

Hongli's expression was blurred with fear.

"You are as outrageous as studying how much poison you eat to kill you!"

"Ah this..."

Huole paused, thinking of how he had been cut into pieces, with a row of black lines drawn across his head.

"Xiao Li, you underestimate me, elder, don't you?

Anyway, I'm still in the Nascent Soul Stage, so I don't feel right at that time, can't I just tear up the space and escape? "

"Ha, is the Nascent Soul stage very powerful?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "I still have three Nascent Soul Stages in my storage bag, and they can't even tear apart the cooking pot that is coming."

Huo Le: "..."

"I know, I know, I will think about it carefully!"

Huole was a little annoyed, and hung up Lingshi directly.

"Tch, that's really rude."

Seeing the screen suddenly turn black, Hong Li curled her lips.

"If you don't listen to the children, you will suffer in front of your eyes. Forget it, let's fix it by ourselves. We don't care about it. We just take care of ourselves and we're done."

Hongli sighed leisurely, clutched her chest suddenly, and panted heavily.

"Ha ho, ha ho, ha ho! Black sun! My black sun!
I haven't seen Black Sun for six minutes!Hahahaha, no more, Heiyang withdrawal reaction! "

Hong Li's eyes widened, she slapped the table, and disappeared instantly.

The next moment, Hong Li appeared behind Hei Yang.

She cheered, stretched her limbs, hugged Heiyang tightly from behind, smelled the familiar smell, her mood gradually stabilized, and her blood rose.

"Wuhu, revive with full blood!"

"What kind of blood bottle am I? It's strange."

Heiyang felt a familiar weight on his back suddenly, coupled with the familiar touch, he knew that the familiar guy had climbed up.

"Finished the communication? What did they say?"

Hei Yang glanced at the two little feet around his waist, and the white socks said, "I ran here without shoes on, you don't want me to take you back, do you?"

"Nothing, nothing important.

Yao Qingkong said that they were coming soon, and Elder Huo called in the middle, saying that he wanted to find Xiaoyun to go back.

Well, I just found out that some time ago, he called our daughter seven or eight times a day, trying to plot something wrong, and I was severely criticized.

In addition, Elder Huo Le made up his teleportation circle, and wanted to try it out, but I told him it's best not to try it out himself. "

Hongli chanted to Heiyang brokenly, complaining while talking: "Yao Qingkong has beautiful features, and he is also a black-hearted fire monster.

Elder Huo Le has to find a powerful heir, and he has to pick one out of ten thousand, and pick all the people around us..."

"Um, uh-huh, otherwise, uh-huh."

Heiyang patiently listened to Hongli's babbling, echoing softly from time to time, making Hongli feel extremely comfortable.

She felt that life should be like this, so she hugged Hei Yang tighter, for fear that he would lose him.

"so?"

Heiyang said flatly: "You haven't answered my question yet."

"Ahaha, oh, oh, the shoes are not important, who knows where the kick went, cough cough..."

Hong Li sneered and said, "Oh, it doesn't matter!
It's fine if I have you, what else do I have to worry about, right? "

"Ha ha."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly: "If you continue like this, sooner or later you will lose the last bit of ability to survive alone, Parasitic Li."

"Oh, oh, isn't this bad?"

Hongli laughed and said: "This way you don't have to worry about me getting lost!"

"Tsk tsk."

Heiyang smacked his lips, shook his head and laughed.

"By the way, what are you doing?"

Hongli poked her head out from Heiyang's shoulder, and looked curiously: "Oh my god!"

"Our mother is not here."

Heiyang looked at the skeleton of the skeleton horse vaguely obscured by the gray fog in front of him, with two soul fires shining in his eyes, and sneered with a guilty conscience.

"Well, there was a little accident, the underworld became a bit ruthless, and it turned into an undead creature cough cough..."

"Ah this..."

A black line was drawn across Hongli's head, and she said with some fear, "You won't feed me to death someday, right?"

"Sharing a tube of blood, sister, what are you thinking!"

"Uh, yes."

Hongli looked curiously at the skeleton shelf, which would tilt its skull head to this side from time to time, kick its legs for a while, and then hang its head down as if life had nothing to do with it.

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she whispered, "Well, is Dama still alive?"

"Uh, he's now..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he said with a sneer: "That's not considered alive, nor completely dead!

Just half dead, bah no, I mean, at the border between life and death, you know what I mean?

You can see that he can still move, he is still conscious, except that he cannot see the sun and has no muscles, everything else is normal! "

"normal--"

Hongli draws a long tone, with a strange air of yin and yang.

"Hey, what do you mean, dead girl!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but popped a well on his head: "Undead creatures are also creatures, well, and I'm still here, so there's nothing to worry about!"

"Don't worry, things haven't deflected to an uncontrollable direction!"

Hei Yang waved his hands, constantly directing the gray mist to move the yin energy on Da Ma, and comforted Da Ma: "Don't worry, this is actually not a failure of the plan in the strict sense.

This is the advanced and advanced version of the original course of treatment. I was afraid that you would not be able to accept it, so I used the youth version, and it is just right now. "

"crunch..."

Da Ma tilted his head, and a bony question mark popped out of his head.

"Ahem, do you remember those dead before?"

Hei Yang explained with an example: "Think about it, when I shaped their bodies before, didn't their physical condition seem to be much more talented than the original body?"

"crunch, crunch..."

"Look, look, you said it too, right!"

Hei Yang proudly said: "There are too many of them, and the relationship with me is not too close, except for a few who I took special care of, the others are just assembly line projects.

But it’s different for you in Malaysia. I’ll directly customize it for you regardless of the relationship between us.

What the body of the fairy king and the body of chaos can't do, but what kind of cultivation path body, high-level spirit beast!
I can create all kinds of wonderful combinations and even original creatures for you! "

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and smiled: "This is called winning at the starting line, okay?"

"God, what an original creature..."

Hongli raised her head, imagining that a mosaic was distorted in the picture, and a black line could not help but draw across her head.

"I think Heiyang, you should stop performing supernormally, just get a spirit horse or something normally!"

"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean!"

Heiyang said angrily, "You don't trust my skills?"

"Ha, I'm afraid you will be turned into an ancient god."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Don't forget, Dama will take you with you when you get married!
If you perform supernormally and be watched by everyone, tsk tsk! "

Hei Yang: "..."

(End of this chapter)