So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 355 No one will revolve around you all day long, except mosquitoes
"How to say?"

Heiyang leaned back and poked his head over.

"Continue to read comics?"

Heiyang shook the book in his hand and asked curiously.

"Wait, wait, my husband, wait for me!"

Hong Li put her palms together quickly, begging sincerely.

She stepped up to Heiyang's side, pressed his shoulders with both hands, straightened Heiyang's head, put the manga in his hand, and put him in a posture of seriously reading the manga.

"Mr. Heiyang, just sit here and don't move around. I'll go test it out."

Hong Li said seriously: "Don't run around, or I will be sad if no one reads with me!"

"what?"

A question mark popped up on Heiyang's head: "Aren't I accompanying you? It's you, what are you doing by yourself?"

"Oh, oh, I'll tell you when I'm done."

Hongli smiled sheepishly, then gently raised Heiyang's head, and put a pillow behind him.

"If you say it now, if you fail, wouldn't it be embarrassing!"

Hongli smiled, and jumped to the corner where she faced the wall and thought about it in two or three steps, but suddenly thought of something, and jumped back to pick up the pen and paper, scratched, and walked to the corner again.

"Well……"

Heiyang twisted and knelt on the sofa, resting his chin on the sofa, looking at Hongli with confused eyes.

Heiyang didn't say anything to disturb her, but just stared quietly, never leaving her eyes.

"Well, try it."

Hong Li looked at the names of various meals written on the note, and at the small teleportation array in the corner, giggled, put the note and a few spirit stones on it, and sent them there together.

"whoosh"

The spirit stone and the note disappeared in an instant, Hongli squatted in a small corner, took out four chopsticks and held them in her hands, and said sincerely: "Bless Heiyang, bless success, bless Heiyang!"

"What is she mumbling about?"

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, looked at Hongli suspiciously, patted himself on the shoulder, and whispered: "Xiaoyang Moying, go and eavesdrop."

"..."

Moying leaned out quietly, looked at Hongli from a distance, and shrank back in fright.

"Tch, bastard!"

Hei Yang couldn't help cursing: "You're afraid of your wife, you useless guy!"

Specter: "..."

Stop scolding, stop scolding, woo woo woo...

"By the way, is Heiyang secretly whispering to me?"

Hong Li muttered in a low voice, then suddenly smiled.

"Sure enough, my prayers must have been answered!

Let me just say, as long as the belief is the black sun, you will always get a response! "

…………

After a delay of a few tenths of a second, a dim light suddenly flickered in a corner of the Five Elements Sect, Zongmen cafeteria, and the order window.

"what?"

The lady in the cafeteria flicked the small note and the spirit stone that popped out of the corner of her eye, she wasn't too surprised.

Not to mention that Elder Jinxiu has already said hello, as a member of the canteen department of the Five Elements Sect, she suddenly lived a second life with a familiar monster laughing wildly. Halo thrown into the pot to continue cooking.

What is there to say, we are also in the system of cultivating immortals anyway, can we still be as amazed as ordinary people, just kidding!

The aunt counted the number of people in line: "One, two, three, four..."

"Oh, you're the fifth."

The aunt clicked on a small note, and said casually: "When it's up to you in a while, report the number yourself, don't stand around stupidly.

There is also Lingshi, that Zongmen spirit card should be processed in some time, the elder said that it is not recommended to pay in cash after a while. "

note:"……"

"Oh, forgot you can't talk."

The aunt was talking casually, while cooking for the disciples who were lined up behind her.

There is one thing to say, the aunt and uncle of the Five Elements School don't shake their hands, and give as much as they have.

.........

On the other end, Hong Mouli waited anxiously.

"Well, I don't know if aunt and uncle have seen it...

I don't know how many brothers and sisters are queuing...

Will aunt and uncle secretly shake the spoon while I can't see...

Jin Xiu said that now that everyone is using the Zongmen spirit card, will I cause trouble to people if I just get the spirit stone in the past..."

Hongli muttered in a low voice, thinking about when to add a display screen on the opposite side of the teleportation array, so that he could see the situation at the other end of the teleportation.

This is not only convenient for her to cook, but also to observe whether there is any danger over there, peep to see if there is an ambush, whether the teleportation location is right, and so on.

She Hongli is really a great kind person whose merits will benefit the future. Just like the ancestors left them so many good things, she also left precious gifts for future generations.

Thinking about it this way, she is still a lazy dog ​​who has made valuable contributions to the world.

Well, when the paper is published, she will also add her husband's name.

Hongli was thinking wildly in her mind, while Heiyang was doing nothing in the back with one eye closed, pointing at Hongli with his thumb up.

"Eight hundred miles away, a dog's head was shot off..."

Heiyang muttered softly.

"Ok?"

Hongli frowned, feeling some phantom pain in the back of her head, she turned her head abruptly, only to see Heiyang smiling gently at her.

"Well……"

A question mark popped up on Hongli's head, she forced a smile to respond to Xia Heiyang, and stretched out her hand to signal that she would be fine soon.

"Little Lizi is quite vigilant..."

Heiyang secretly rolled his eyes, and raised his thumb again: "Whew..."

"I always feel that Heiyang is secretly doing bad things behind the scenes..."

Hongli murmured in a low voice: "It's a pity that this guy is as important as me. As long as he notices my detection, he will pretend to be okay, and I'm embarrassed to drive him."

Hongli secretly imagined Heiyang making faces at her behind her back, and her fists hardened when she couldn't help it.

But at this time, a bright light suddenly flashed in the teleportation array, Hongli was shocked first and then delighted, and the rich aroma of rice rushed to her face.

"Oh! Ordering takeaway without going out is a big success!"

"Ok?"

Heiyang's head suddenly approached from behind Hongli abruptly, looking at the sumptuous dishes in front of him, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"It's quite beautiful, fragrant, can you give me some?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, can I not bring it for you or something..."

Hongli said speechlessly: "Take it over, it's lunch time."

"okay."

Heiyang raised his hand, and several spiritual forces carried the plate and walked towards the sofa, while walking, he said leisurely: "Sister Hongli, the table has been turned into a bed by you, how can you eat?"

"Don't call, it will change back."

Hongli assembled the instrument, and skillfully pointed it at the bed, causing it to shrink back to the shape of a table.

"It's done!"

Hongli laughed, and said triumphantly, "I've already fully mastered using this thing!"

"However, although……"

Hei Yang looked at the distance between the two sofas, and looked at the tables in the surrounding open space, and couldn't help but have black lines on his head and said: "This is not okay, you have to push the sofa back.

Or it is not impossible to just move two small benches to sit by the table, go and go. "

"Huh? Are you questioning your sister Hongli's imagination?"

Hongli snorted softly, and then fired again, turning the table into, uh, the size of a bed...

"It's done!"

Seeing that the table was filled again, Hongli looked at Heiyang proudly, raised her chin and said triumphantly, "I'll ask you how it is, praise me quickly!"

"Your imagination is full of irregularities."

Heiyang slowly put the dishes on the table, and said casually: "It's such a hell, it turns out our living room is well-decorated. If you make it all right, the proportions will be messed up!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, anyway, it can be fixed in a while."

Hongli waved her hands with a smile, handed Heiyang two chopsticks, sat down opposite him, and stretched her waist: "Let's eat!"

"Roger that!"

Yangli's family has entered the mode of eating without talking again. The two have always been used to eating without talking, and it seems that it will be more delicious.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect or what. Anyway, in their words, eating has already consumed so much energy, and I just open my mouth, so I don't have the mind to do other things.

It's just that Hei Yang hadn't had much food in the Five Elements Sect canteen before, so he suddenly felt very fresh and interesting.

Although the quality is definitely not as good as the pile of high-grade animal meat when they got married, they have a lot of variety and different tastes.

What's more, if you can eat this kind of food without even leaving the door, how can you ask for so much!

It is said that when Heiyang was in a long-distance relationship with Hongli before, he often heard Hongli say, ah, the Five Elements School is not good here, it is not good there, anyway, it is not good anywhere.

But eating these meals at home, Hei Yang felt that the conditions there were really good, anyway, he was not as good as in his previous life.

Although it is a little unethical to pull out the past life to flog the corpses, after all, it is also his memory that Heiyang risked to bring back from the River of Forgetfulness, and it is also a precious experience.

Let him cherish every moment now, everyone and everything now.

And when Hei Yang was reborn in this world, although he was not very interested in many things in this world, when those advantages came to him, he would also cherish them very much, because it was for him to have another chance thanks.

For example, when I often eat at home, my mother Qing Yiyi occasionally cooks too much, and Hei Yang will finish it. My father said that this child is short-hearted, and he still eats when he is full. My mother said let him go out for a while. Dunzi Xiaoxiaoshi, cough cough...

I don’t want to mention that memory, it’s better to keep some memories sealed, eh!
"clatter."

Gently put down the bowl and chopsticks, Heiyang drank watermelon juice, lay on the sofa with his head up, looking at the daughter-in-law who had already eaten and lay dead on the sofa opposite, he just felt that life was so beautiful.

Do you want to do something to digest...

"Heiyang, send those dishes to others. You don't have to clean them yourself. They will clean them uniformly at that time. They say they are worried that the disciples will not clean them by themselves..."

Hongli stroked her stomach and waved her hands: "Go, go."

"Oh."

Heiyang laughed helplessly, picked up the dishes and put them back.

"Life!"

Hongli sighed leisurely: "Who is as chic and happy as me? Sisters have a man, a family, food and drink, and love..."

"Are you still reading?"

Heiyang came back and looked at Hongli.

"Of course, treat it as a digestion exercise!"

Hongli's eyes brightened, and she followed Heiyang to continue watching the previous plot.

"It's really comfortable to watch bloody murder comics after eating."

"I feel that the scale is still a bit small. The two rows of bookshelves on the right side of the innermost side of my study, and the bottom three floors are all 16-plus books. Why don't you take a book from there and read it next time you eat."

"You know disgusting people."

"Wow, who is calling you disgusting, damn it!"

"Ah, of course I'm scolding the protagonist Zhang San, he's so bad, both humans and gods are angry, okay, otherwise?"

Heiyang turned his head, looked at the unhappy Hongli with a puzzled expression, and asked curiously: "Otherwise, Hongli, who do you think I'm scolding?"

"Ha, it must not be the wife of the Heiyang family!"

"correct."

"That must not be Heiyang's wife."

"Fair."

"Ha ha……"

"The words are sarcasm, the sharp point, the sneer is hurtful!"

"Tch, don't use words indiscriminately."

Hongli pointed at the manga, and taught Heiyang: "Look at yours, wait a minute, I didn't let you...

I mean, look at your lack of vocabulary, and then look at the lines of other people's comics. When will you be able to make such soulful sentences? "

After a pause, Hongli sighed and said, "And me, why can't I say something so interesting?"

"It depends on accumulation."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "It needs careful attention when reading, and patient accumulation. Over time, with more consolidation, it will definitely improve."

"Huh? I have accumulated so much, okay!"

"You're accumulating swear words, do you think it hasn't improved your ability to hate people?"

"I'm much more polite now, okay..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang aggrievedly: "I haven't hated you much, you are the one who hated me, and you beat me up, I'm not happy."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang showed half-moon eyes: "Then what should we do?"

"bring it on!"

Hong Li suddenly took out the soul exchange device, and said with a look of anticipation: "Make me happy!"

"Ah, then you should continue to be sad."

"Damn, heartless!"

Hongli gave Heiyang a blank look, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to watch, Heiyang also returned to the state.

In the end, when the plot reached the ups and downs and the most exciting moment, it suddenly and abruptly stopped!

Heiyang Hongli: "???"

"No, what is this?"

A row of question marks popped up on Hei Yang's head: "What about after that? What method will Zhang San use to exonerate that little bastard?"

"I suspect that little bastard is also a pawn."

Hong Li said with a mysterious and solemn expression: "Think about it, in the previous incident, there was a plot where the client was unceremoniously sacrificed and used by him, causing him to die suddenly on the spot.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to do it again now, I saw that little bastard with a "I'm short-lived" look on his face. "

"Ah, I didn't ask Xiaoli for your opinion analysis, I thought of that too, but I was just asking what happened to the original work, why did it suddenly stop?"

Black Sun Cub spread his hands.

"No way, wait until next month."

Hong Li said leisurely: "This book has four seasons, and it is said that there are a total of [-] volumes planned, which means at least [-] volumes.

In short, according to the rules of the monthly update, this is a long battle, I would like to call it the eight-year plan! "

"Ghost, are they eight years old?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but said: "Didn't you say it earlier?"

"You didn't even ask."

Hongli waved her hand, and said leisurely: "It's okay, it's okay, this thing doesn't leave much suspense, it usually ends suddenly with a small incident to attract readers' interest.

The monthly update is okay, anyway, it is better than some guys who take breaks from time to time in the annual update. "

"Oh! Damn it, I must see the final outcome!"

Hei Yang clenched his fists and swore: "Even if the author is dead, I will capture his soul and continue working!"

"Ha people..."

"Just make fun of it."

Heiyang sighed, turned to look at Hongli: "Ah, by the way, when will we bring our daughter back?
Xiaohuo hasn't seen his parents for a month, so he must be thinking about it! "

"Well, this is indeed..."

(End of this chapter)