So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Heiyang's home.

"Go out, don't peek!"

Humming, Hongli pushed Heiyang out of the kitchen and pushed him onto the seat.

"Sit here for me and don't move at all, you know?
You can only move when I call you. "

"Hey, why?"

Hei Yang couldn't help resisting.

"Xiao Li, today is my birthday! I'm not a criminal, why can't I move?
No, criminals can move a few times even in prison!
Let me tell you, your parents are here now, believe it or not, I will sue them for bullying me! "

"Whoever sues the puppy!"

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, and said angrily: "Do you have the quality? You can sue every now and then.

You have to involve your parents in the matter between us, wow, are you a child? "

"If you file a complaint, you become a dog?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows, looking indifferent.

"Anyway, your usual dog Heiyang Dog Heiyang barks quite happily, why don't you just be a dog, I'm good at it!"

"Grass."

Hongli couldn't help covering her face with one hand, clasped her palms together and begged, "I know, I know, birthday star, please take away your supernatural powers!

Today is your birthday!I give you permission to be a person for a day, okay?
So let's do some human affairs, darling! "

"Oh, as long as you know."

Heiyang snorted, and said with a frowning face: "On my birthday, you should have the awareness to be a humble Hongli!
You can't fight back when we hit you, and you can't fight back when you scold me, understand? "

"what?"

A question mark popped out of Hong Li's head, and she bent her face to Hei Yang.

"You want to hit me, come on, Big Birthday Star, Master Heiyang, Husband Heiyang, humble little glass, come face to face, and beat her hard!"

"Ah."

Heiyang looked at Hongli with the expression of "you dare to hit me", and snorted softly.

Heiyang stretched out his hands towards Hongli, pressed both hands on the sides of Hongli's head, and sent a message towards himself: "mua!"

"Um?!
"

Hongli's eyes widened, and her small hand patted Heiyang's shoulder several times before being let go by Heiyang.

"Huh..."

Hongli took two steps back, took a few breaths, stretched out the back of her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, and looked at Heiyang with a blushing face.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! No one is in shape!
We're not at our house, our parents are here, what should we do if we are seen by others! "

"When you see me, tell me you took the initiative."

With a funny expression on Hei Yang's face, he looked at Hongli, and said with a chuckle, "Don't say no, it's obviously you who sent the face up."

"Hey, don't secretly change the relationship between cause and effect!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, she tapped on the table with her finger, and said, "I sent you my face, not for you, but for you, uh..."

"How about it."

Hei Yang smiled triumphantly, confident.

"Keep talking, keep talking!
Then you tell your parents that you stretched your face over not for that purpose, but for me to slap you, tell me! "

Hongli: "..."

If she really said that, not only would she not be able to explain clearly, but she would also be scolded by her parents. …

What are you doing?Bullying Xiaoyang!You know that Xiaoyang won't hit you, yet you are still so funny!

That's right, why is our daughter like this? Isn't this bullying Honest Yang!

Hongli: "..."

If she said that, the conversation above would definitely happen, and she would be at a big loss by then.

"Then I'll explain the cause and effect to them!"

Hongli glared at Heiyang viciously.

"Even if the society is dead, I will admit it. Anyway, I will bring you little thief to justice!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was speechless and revealed his half-moon eyes.

"That's also social death, why do you have to explain? Just to hurt others and benefit yourself!"

"Of course, does this mean that we both prosper and lose together?"

Hongli clenched her small fists, hummed and waved, "It's like waiting for you to become an enemy of the world, and then I will follow you to fight the world."

"Etc., etc!"

Heiyang glared at Hongli.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I live a happy life, so why should I be an enemy of other people's world?"

"I'll help you!"

"climb!"

Heiyang patted Hongli's head, and hummed softly: "When you become an enemy of the world, I will directly join the world and take you back to my mansion..."

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"Fuck, don't be so disrespectful!"

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "The story of a book I read a few days ago was like this!
In the end, we will join hands to fight against the world, so touching! "

"and after?"

Heiyang asked curiously: "How was the result?"

"Later, the two sent it together."

Hei Yang: "Grass."

Hei Yang covered his face with one hand, and said speechlessly, "Then you want to send it?"

"I don't want to!"

"Then you say that! You'd better read less of those anti-human books in the future!"

Heiyang rolled a glance at Hongli, and said unhappily: "It's my birthday today, you sent it here and there, it's really yours!"

"It doesn't have to be anti-human, after all, not every world is as kind and amiable as our old Ao..."

After a pause, Hongli added: "Oh, it doesn't count when you and Lazy are not officially naturalized!"

"Nonsense, I don't admit it."

Heiyang snorted softly, deceiving himself.

"I'm sure I was a member of the Traveling Realm five hundred years ago, a member of the five-color family with strong roots.

I warn you, Hongli, don't talk nonsense, do you know that trouble comes from your mouth! "

"Okay, okay, I know, I know."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang's appearance, couldn't help smiling, waved her hands, and said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything with you, really!

I'm preparing a few dishes for you in the kitchen, and I'm going to surprise you!
Hey, it turns out you keep coming here to peek and peek!

Hey, you peeked so much, you won't be surprised when the time comes, won't my careful preparation be in vain?

Oh, although I know that you are worried that I can't cook well, and you will blow up the kitchen and hurt yourself like before, so you are peeping there to care about me.

But don't worry, I have already mastered my cooking skills!
It's a piece of cake to do this kind of thing, it's called one way, ten thousand ways! "

Hong Li chuckled, gave Hei Yang a thumbs up, and assured him, "Don't worry, I promise there will be no problem!"...

"Ah, is there a possibility that I didn't peek in the past to care about you?"

Heiyang cautiously probed: "Is it possible, I just want to know which dishes you cooked, so that I can avoid lightning coughs when I eat...

I'm just kidding, Xiao Li, why are you so red-eyed.

Of course I peeked because I cared about you. Do you need to doubt this kind of thing? "

"Heh, you are Heiyang, this kind of thing sounds like something you can do..."

Hongli gave Heiyang a white look, waved her hand, turned and walked towards the kitchen.

"Okay, okay, I'll go back and cook for you, just wait and enjoy.

You can go outside for a walk, as long as it is not near the kitchen, you can do whatever you want!see you later! "

"Ow."

Hei Yang watched Hong Li tightly shut the kitchen door.The sound seemed to be blocked for a while.

He couldn't help but rolled his eyes, stretched his waist, thought for a while, and walked towards the courtyard outside the door.

...............

"Oh, my mother, you have been waiting for a long time, come and teach me!"

Hong Li confirmed that Hei Yang really didn't peek this time, she was relieved, and when she turned her head, she saw her mother who was looking at her with a funny face, her little face flushed slightly, and she couldn't help but speak.

"Mom, what are you laughing at!"

"What's the matter? Mom can't even smile? Our Xiaoli is so domineering!"

Lan Yuying sighed heavily pretending to be sad, with an expression of family misfortune.

"Ah this..."

Hongli looked at the playwright mother, hehe, half-moon eyes appeared.

Should I talk about it or not, other things might be taught by Heiyang, the drama essence is probably hereditary.

"Mom! I'm eighteen, I'm not a three-year-old!"

Hong Li curled her lips pretending to be dissatisfied, which made Lan Yuying smile.

"Hey, okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head, jokingly said: "I don't know who hugged my mother and cried a few months ago, the day before she was about to get married.

Why don't you want to grow up, but want to be a child..."

"Oh, oh, you know everything about this kind of thing!"

Hong Li waved her hand and said hehe: "Everyone says they miss their childhood, don't they all only miss their childhood?

Being quarreled by parents in childhood, criticized by teachers, or being punished for not being able to do anything can be properly ignored. "

"Oh, you only want rights but not obligations, right?"

Lan Yuying pointed at Hongli, shaking her head and laughing.

"You! From childhood to adulthood, you look the same!"

"Hmm, I'm still the same girl I used to be."

Humming, Hong Li walked up to her mother Lan Yuying, stretched her waist, and looked energetic.

"Come on mom, start teaching me!"

Hong Li looked up at Lan Yuying, and said confidently: "Hei Yang will never guess how many dishes there are today!
All the dishes he eats will be made by me hehe! "

"Tsk tsk, you two are fighting all day long, you two are brats!"

Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head, and began to teach Hongli seriously.

Lan Yuying first demonstrated a few moves to Hongli, and then told her the steps, and just watched Hongli do the work by herself. …

Her daughter said that she was the one who did the work today, and if she didn't let herself interfere, then Lan Yuying would naturally be happy and at ease.

At this time, looking at the serious look of my daughter, she didn't look like she was afraid of trouble at all, and couldn't help being amazed.

"That's why I thought, the sun is coming out from the west."

While watching Hongli cooking, Lan Yuying joked, "Why is my little lazy cat suddenly so hardworking?

Oops, I just like Xiaoyang so much!

I like it so much, do you usually walk hand in hand for everything, [-] hours a day, cuddling and hugging, hello and me? "

"Oh, no, no, no, what nonsense are you talking about..."

Hongli smiled embarrassedly, coughed twice, and made an excuse to argue: "Isn't it because I was in the Five Elements Sect last year that he came to me in a hurry.

As a result, on his birthday, I couldn't spend his birthday by his side..."

"So angry!"

As she spoke, Hongli became a little angry, she said angrily: "Obviously since I was five years old, Hei Yang has always had me here for every birthday!
As a result, I was absent that time, and let him live alone, oops, I feel so uncomfortable just thinking about it!

As a result, on my birthday, he was still by my side, and there were a few friends with me.

Last year, comparing Heiyang's birthday to mine made me feel guilty, okay? "

Hongli sighed, and said with a vicious expression: "So, on this year's birthday, I will compensate him severely, or on next year's birthday, and continue to compensate him severely on the next birthday. Year birthday..."

"Oh, I know, I know, I'll make up for it severely, right?"

Lan Yuying waved her hands, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "I also said that I like her so much, but she is duplicity, right?"

"Hey, where is it?"

Hongli chuckled.

"I never said I didn't like him, why did I say something different, hehe."

"You're smart."

Lan Yuying knocked on Hongli's head, watching the other party exaggeratedly screaming, laughing and cursing, her eyes were full of smiles.

"But Xiaoli..."

Lan Yuying suddenly wanted to say something again.

"Ok?"

Hong Li was cutting vegetables and asked curiously, "What's the matter, what does mom want to say?"

"Ah, it's really nothing, just hearing what you said just now, hey, I feel a little regretful."

Lan Yuying waved her hands with a smile, and looked at Hongli with some distress.

"You and Xiaoyang only met when they were five years old, and before that, I spent every birthday with you, and my mother was not absent.

As a result, I couldn't be there on your birthday last year. I feel quite regretful. "

"Ham, what's the matter?"

Hongli smiled nonchalantly and said: "Okay, okay, I admit that I really missed you guys at that time.

But isn't that already what happened last year?We are still together on our birthday this year!

It seems that something has changed, but in fact nothing has changed, we are still the same as before. "

"Moreover……"

Hong Li paused, shook her head and said: "When the moon is full, it will lose money, and when the water is full, it will overflow. How can everything be perfect!
A little regret, that's life!
If everything is satisfied, then the person is broken!Say yes, Mom! "

"Ah yes yes yes."

Lan Yuying laughed and scolded sullenly: "It's your turn to teach my mother the truth, right?
Mom, I don't know more truths than you! "

"Yes, yes, mom, you are a lady of every family, I am a crazy girl, I am sure I don't know as much as you do hehe..."

"You, sooner or later, I will be beaten by my mother, so take care of you, you damn girl."

"Hey, you've been saying this for more than ten years, and you haven't cleaned it up yet!"

Hongli smiled and exposed her mother.

"Hmph, what's the hurry!"

Lan Yuying snorted softly, pretending to be dissatisfied and said: "It's only been ten years, not long after, I'm not ready to clean up your plan yet, just wait, sooner or later you will feel better!"

"Yes, yes, hey, you can continue to prepare, the days to come will be long, prepare for hundreds of years."

"This girl knows how to talk nonsense, your mother will be dust in a few hundred years..."

"Bah, bah, mom, don't talk nonsense. If I say yes, then I can. If I talk nonsense, I will get angry!"

"Okay, Xiaoli is right!"

"Hmph, of course!"

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